Chapter 323: Two Dicks

The day before Luo Yuanhao felt a little confused, and he couldn't figure out what the current situation was, so he had to wait patiently in the carriage with Zhang Wei, there were two handsome young men walking on the streets of the magic capital.

The two young men were indeed very young, one was probably less than fifteen years old, and his beard was not black. The other one is a little bigger, but not much different.

The two of them are about the same height and about the same skinny build. The smaller one is named Su Kang, with two dark circles under his eyes, even if he is wearing a sports brand, he can't hide the strong breath of silk. He had just entered the development period, pretending to be an adult, and looked at the breasts of beautiful women passing by on the street.

The older one is named Cheng Feiwen, although he hooked up with Su Kang, he did not hide his disdain for Su Kang in his eyes.

But every time he passed by the store, as long as he saw a mirror, whether it was a one-way mirror, a two-way mirror, or a clear glass, he would try to take a picture of his face. By the way, I turned over my killer Matt's hairstyle and brushed it over, without making a few rounds of trouble, and swore not to give up.

He was wearing jeans with plenty of holes in them, and his knees were completely exposed to the air. In fact, he didn't know that the jeans he thought were trendy had completely lost their beauty, and he was still intoxicated and couldn't extricate himself.

In short, the two silks slowly walked to the door of a supermarket.

The supermarket experience was good and the air conditioning adjusted the temperature to be cool. There was an old man, who looked like a beggar or a vagrant, holding a mat and sleeping in it, and was arguing with the clerk.

The two of them passed by, and joked to the clerk along the way: "Be careful, you don't touch him, he will be finished when he lies down." ”

The clerk was dumbfounded, turned his head and glanced at them, and couldn't see whether the two people who were smirking and talking nonsense all the way were good or bad. The clerk was too lazy to pay attention, anyway, there was monitoring everywhere, so there was no need to be afraid, so he continued to reason with the old man.

Two young people walked inside, and then Cheng Feiwen took out his mobile phone and began to look at his mobile phone non-stop.

If someone next to him gets closer, he will find that his mobile phone screen is not lit up at all, because at this time, he is using the mobile phone screen as a mirror and is looking at his handsome hairstyle.

Cheng Feiwen took pictures for a while, and then said to Su Kang: "You help me take a few looks." ”

"Bring your phone." Su Kang rolled his eyes, looking very bored.

Cheng Feiwen paused for a moment and said, "This time, even my mobile phone will be photographed, my new Yali brand." Use your phone to shoot for me, the pixels are okay anyway. ”

Su Kang said: "Oh, I'm too lazy to shoot for you." It's so troublesome, and it's going to be a shame to shoot here. ”

Cheng Feiwen hurriedly said: "Don't panic, when there are fewer people, you hurry up and shoot." ”

Su Kang sighed, sighed again, took down the bucket of potato chips from the shelf next to him, opened it directly, and then didn't know how to operate it, with a slight flick of his wrist, a piece of potato chips flew directly into his mouth in a beautiful parabola.

Seeing this, Cheng Feiwen was very unhappy: "Can you help me the fuck?" ”

"Are you stupid? So many people come and go, and surveillance. ”

"The surveillance didn't shoot us again. Are you funny? ”

Su Kang looked up at the direction of the surveillance, and sure enough, the surveillance didn't know when it had been crooked: "What did you do?" ”

Cheng Feiwen sneered: "Of course, who am I?" Ordinary people? ”

"So, I don't have to pay for my chips?" Su Kang suddenly became excited, and poured out the potato chips vigorously, and the potato chips seemed to line up, floating into his mouth one by one, and he ate all over the ground.

After eating, Su Kang put the empty bucket back on the shelf and said vaguely, "Well, let's start taking pictures, shall we?" ”

Cheng Feiwen was immediately overjoyed, his expression became a little serious, and then he rested his elbows on the shelves, like a star posing, and greeted the spotlight elegantly.

But the supermarket was brightly lit, and the flashing lights were not flashing. Cheng Feiwen was very disappointed, he took Su Kang's camera and said, "He's it, will you take a picture and take a picture of Lao Tzu as one meter five?" ”

"You often say that you have to look up at the sky at a 45-degree angle."

"You stupid, why do you have to shoot at a 45-degree angle when I look up? Shooting from above at a 45-degree angle, that's when I didn't look up at the sky. At that time, I was going to take a picture of my face! ”

Su Kang didn't realize that they were talking meaningless and nutritious words to each other, he ate the last bit of potato chips in his mouth, and said, "You seem to have said that, I forgot, hehehe...... Hahaha......"

Then, both of them laughed heartlessly.

A middle-aged uncle passing by happened to be passing by, and was startled by the sound of the two teasing children suddenly laughing, and then glanced at the two of them before pushing the shopping cart and leaving.

Cheng Feiwen suddenly looked unkind, looked at Su Kang, and said, "Is the dead fat house despising me?" ”

Su Kang glanced back at the middle-aged uncle who left: "I think it's like it, right?" ”

"He dares to despise me, and he dares to despise me? Does he know who I am? I'm a god-like man! Cheng Feiwen suddenly became angry, and ran angrily towards the middle-aged uncle.

Su Kang felt that something was not right, he immediately chased after a few steps, grabbed Cheng Feiwen and said, "Hey, I have a good idea." You see him taking something there, and when he bends over, he gets all the shampoo off the shelves and smashes it on his head, hehe! ”

Cheng Feiwen nodded when he heard this: "It makes sense, smash him to death." After that, he waited there slowly.

After waiting for a while, the middle-aged uncle really bent down and looked down at the items on the lowest level.

At this time, Cheng Feiwen slowly covered his mouth, his eyes firmly fixed on the shampoo at the top of the shelf, as if praying that the shampoo would fall off.

Three seconds later, a bottle of shampoo suddenly became windless and crumbling, and it really turned out of the shelves and smashed straight on the top of the middle-aged uncle's head.

The middle-aged uncle said "sigh" and immediately wanted to get up, but the second bottle of shampoo fell again, followed by the third, fourth, and fifth bottles......

The shampoo on the entire shelf on the top floor fell down, but all of it was accurately smashed on the middle-aged uncle's head. The middle-aged uncle howled twice when the first two or three bottles fell, and after more than a dozen bottles, he was completely dizzy.

The two of them laughed and laughed, mocked, and then suddenly said that they would be chased and killed by the police, and ran away in a hurry.

After running out of two streets, Cheng Feiwen suddenly remembered something and said, "I remember, we don't seem to have done anything, how can the police arrest us?" ”

"yes, what are we going to run?" Su Kang asked rhetorically.

Cheng Wenfei smiled wickedly, and chatted with Su Kang for a while. Suddenly looked at the floor-to-ceiling glass window not far away, there was a brand-name coat hanging inside, and the price was ridiculously high, so he said to Su Kang:

"We still need money! I remember when I came over just now, it seemed that there was an ATM machine, and it seemed to be able to hold millions, right? ”

"I used to read on the Internet and said that it seemed to be able to hold hundreds of thousands."

"Hundreds of thousands? Enough, let's go. ”