Chapter 289: The Art of Scolding the Street

When Baijiang appeared just now, Gui Wu was already transferring this iron monkey back. But after all, the distance was too far, and it took half a day before the novice arrived here. I didn't expect that it was not too late after such a long time, and in the end, I still didn't let this tendon run away.

The Iron Monkey dragged it back to the pavilion with one of his legs, and threw it in front of everyone. looked at Bai Wuqiu, who was lying motionless on the ground and pretending to be dead, smiled and said, "To tell you the truth, I admire you a little bit, old man." I have lived for hundreds of years, and I have seen a few stunned and desperate people. But it's really rare to be stunned and die like you, and it's good to keep a rare thing like you to relieve boredom, but it's a pity......"

When he said this, he sighed softly. Just when the old guy was about to continue, Bai Wuqiu, who was lying on the ground, suddenly opened his eyes and shouted at the returnee: "Old guy, don't talk nonsense! If you want to do anything, you can say, if Grandpa Sanxian frowns, he is not a master from the Demon Mountain! As long as the eldest of our family is released, even if I chop and boil meat soup for Grandpa Sanxian, there is no problem. But there is something I want to say in advance - what, don't listen to the nonsense of the monks outside, Grandpa Sanxian's whip can't strengthen the yang......"

"Hahaha......" didn't wait for Bai Wuqiu to finish, Xi Yingzhen, who was sitting on the side, had already smiled and leaned back. Pointing to the monster that was a little annoyed, he said: "There are hundreds of monsters that have died in the hands of the warlock grandfather in this life, and I have never seen such an interesting one." Just now you said that Baijiang is your eldest brother? So, you're also from Xuanming's party? ”

"What is mysterious, Grandpa Sanxian doesn't know!" Seeing the old warlock in front of him laughing at himself, Bai Wuqiu thought that he was laughing at himself, and continued with some annoyance: "Hurry up and release the boss of our family, Grandpa Sanxian can do whatever you want." ”

Seeing Xi Yingzhen and this monster grandfather coming and going, Wu Mian shook his head helplessly, and then turned around and walked towards the outside of the gate. Seeing that he was leaving, he was stunned for a moment, and said to Wu Mian's back: "Where are you going?" It's too late to leave after watching the excitement. ”

"Forget it" Wu Mian glanced back at Xi Yingzhen and Bai Wuqiu, and after a pause, he continued: "If you stay by the two of them, you won't have a generation, I'll go out to breathe." After slowing down for such a long time, Wu Mian already felt that the injuries on his body were almost healed, and he was bored listening to the two self-proclaimed grandfathers, and planned to go out for a spin, and come back when the two of them were almost finished.

"Let's go together" What I didn't expect was that after seeing Wu Mian leaving. Xi Yingzhen stood up suddenly, and continued to Wu Mian, Gui Bugui and all the Fang Priests in front of him: "Grandpa Warlock is in a good mood today, go and make decisions for you." Let's see what kind of foundation this Xuan Ming is, can he withstand a slap from the warlock grandfather......"

When Xi Yingzhen spoke, the old guy's eyes narrowed. After glancing at Bai Wuqiu, who was still unconvinced, he said to this monster: "Looking at it for such a long time, you have been giving us relief for so long." Old man, let me tell you a piece of news from Baijiang. Your boss was personally captured by Master Xuan Ming, and when the old man and I were inseparable from him just now, Xuan Ming suddenly appeared and arrested your eldest brother. If you don't believe me, ask them......"

As he spoke, he pointed to the monks who had formed a circle. These alchemists were carefully selected by Guangren, and they were the most intelligent and sleek. The purpose is to meet the source left and right in Chang'an City, and not to offend the monks who come and go. When Guangren and Volcano were leaving, they ordered that during the period of their absence, all the monks should obey Wu Mian's order and not return. In this case, I can only follow the old guy's words.

At that moment, almost all the monks were babbling along with the words of no return: "It's what Mr. Gui said, we saw it with our own eyes." Master Xuanming, wearing a Dharma robe studded with yellow spikes, suddenly appeared in the middle of Mr. Gui and Baijiang. After he forced Mr. Gui away, he directly pulled the big demon away......"

"My brother is right, when they run away, the big demon wants to struggle. The Master Xuan Ming slapped him in the back, knocked him unconscious, and carried him away......"

Bai Wuqiu was originally a tendon, and with the sanctimonious Fang Shi around him talking nonsense, he couldn't help but believe it. Although he vaguely felt that something was wrong, he was not allowed to think much about it at the time. Anyway, these people are also looking for the bad luck of the teacher. In this case, it doesn't seem to be a disadvantage to look at it twice in the past.

At the moment, a team of alchemists, warlocks, monsters, and idlers was formed. In case Baijiang came to make trouble again when they were not there, he simply took all the monks in the pavilion with him. Half an hour later, the crowd stopped in front of a palatial mansion.

This is, everyone looked at whether they would return or not, and this old guy said to Xi Yingzhen with a smiling face: "Warlock grandpa, it's time to Xuanming's lair." Shall we rush into your temple? Or do you just break in with the big guy and beat up that bullshit guru first? ”

It was lively in the hall just now, but when it came to the door of someone's house, the old warlock Xi Yingzhen began to hesitate. After he pouted his teeth, he said to the returnee: "How can I say that Grandpa Warlock is also a famous figure hundreds of years ago, even if you go in and smoke his mouth, there must be a topic." In this way, we are still the same old way. You block the door and scold the street, and after scolding the people, the warlock grandfather will come out and pull the shelf. Remember, as soon as I saw Grandpa Warlock appear, you said that Xuan Ming scolded me. That warlock grandpa slapped him in the mouth and became famous......"

After saying a few words, Xi Yingzhen had already retreated and walked towards the tea stall on the corner. Before leaving, he didn't forget to continue to instruct a few words: "Don't be polite when you scold the street, whoever scolds well, there will be a reward for coming back to the warlock grandfather." ”

I can't see that this old warlock still has this hobby, Wu Mian secretly slandered in his heart at this time: If this old thing can't get it, it's just to watch the excitement, it doesn't matter if he came to clean up Master Xuanming, he just came to see these people blocking the gate and scolding the street.

However, it is not easy to really let these people block the door of people's houses and scold the streets. No matter how you say that these alchemists also have rules, occasionally when the brothers and sisters are not in harmony, scolding you will be the end. They have seen shrews scolding the streets, but they can't really scold these people.

And whether he returns or not, he calmly turns around and scolds people, and his way of calmly dying of anger is not suitable for today's occasion. Wu Mian is not to mention, if you let him scold, he can choke you to death first. Among the three people, only Xiao Ren San was the one who could go out and scold the street, but the little guy's voice was too small, at most, he stood at the gate of the house with his waist crossed and said a few words: Xuanming, you stinky and shameless, you come out, I will kill you like this. The little guy is still a child's voice, and scolding such words first lowered the momentum on his side.

In the end, there was only one left, this monster was eager to save his brother, and he was originally a rough goods. At the moment, he really let go, standing at the gate of the Master's Palace, taking off his clothes before scolding, and shouted loudly with his bare arms: "Old Xuanming, you come out for Grandpa Sanxian!" Don't think it's all over if you hide in a turtle's shell and don't come out. Hiding inside and playing dead, right? Wait for Grandpa Sanxian to come in with 100,000 demon soldiers and demon generals! Are you playing dead or are you really dead? If you really die, it will be God's eyes, and your parents will not be able to see it below, and they will take you down to the oil pot......"

Before, he was scared by Shami, and he didn't dare to scold Wu Mian without asking for words, and he didn't want to return. Now that they let go, all the people around them who listened to it frowned again and again, and they all slowly dispersed, for fear that the people watching the excitement would treat them as if they were in league with Bai Wuqiu. And Xi Yingzhen, who was drinking tea soup on the corner of the street, with his eyes half-closed, crossed Erlang's legs, and beat the beat along the rhythm of Baiwuqiu scolding the street, and when he heard the wonderful scolding, he almost got up and shouted to come out.