Huang Dou saw that they were very curious, and besides, he sat there by himself and didn't speak, and he was also panicked, so he told everything that happened at home just now, "My father and aunt said that they were afraid that I would come here to talk nonsense and ask my master to write, which would be too embarrassing." I promised them to keep their mouths shut. ”

Several old men couldn't help but be happy, and Master Zhou asked with a smile: "You really want me to write two words for you, and then take this word to the market and sell it for money?" Isn't it? ”

Huang Dou was stunned for a moment before he said: "I thought so first, and then my father said that it was not good, so I didn't want my grandfather to write it." Looking at a few people, he seemed to be afraid that they would laugh at him, and said, "Grandpa's eyes look at me small, and I understand how good I am." Grandpa Zhou, your words are so valuable, why don't you sell them? ”

Several old men looked at Master Zhou with an embarrassed expression, and laughed together, and were about to make fun of him, when the little baby said something again, making them laugh all over the place.

Huang Dou couldn't say a word to a few old men, so he forgot his father's instructions to the clouds, and the conversation box was opened, and he became bolder.

He asked Master Zhou wonderingly: "Grandpa Zhou, how can you sell that word for money?" Even if the writing is good-looking, it's not worth it, you can't eat it when you're hungry, you can't drink it when you're thirsty, I don't see that the window flowers cut by my mother are good-looking, can it really be sold for money? ”

Zhou Fuzi looked at the little baby with tears and laughter, as if he saw Zhao Yun's appearance when he was a child, and said in his heart that he regarded him as a little brother of Peitu.

After laughing a few words, Huang Dou remembered that his father and uncle had said that these people were full of poetry and books, and asked curiously: "You are all very knowledgeable?" Got ink in your belly? ”

The red-faced old man listened and deliberately asked, "How?" Do you want to follow us along? ”

Huang Dou replied very dryly: "I don't want to." My family is going to run a private school, and when I was six years old, I went to my private school. "This private school, the Zhang family and the Zheng family are ready to co-organize.

The old man was depressed when he heard this, and Zhou Fuzi and the others laughed.

After Zhou Fuzi finished laughing, he decided to save face for his old friend, he saw that he seemed to like soybeans very much, if he could accept him as a disciple. It is also a blessing for this baby.

He said to Huang Dou: "This Grandpa Huang is amazing." If you worship him as a teacher, you can't guarantee that you will be able to get a top spot in the future. ”

Huang Dou said affirmatively: "I don't worship him as a teacher, I can also take the top prize, my brother said that I am smart." Besides, I'm only a little bit old, and I only recognize a few words, isn't it a daydream to think about the champion? It's better to take it one step at a time. My aunt said that she couldn't be so high...... Far away. And also. 'Threesome, there must be my teacher', I just recognize him as a teacher, but I can't do it. I can't learn anything. ”

Old man Huang opened his mouth wide, his beard trembled, and he closed his chin halfway, and Zhou Fuzi and the others laughed again.

After the rabbit and duck meat were served, the old men took a break and began to taste the food.

Zhou Fuzi tasted a piece of rice dumpling leaves wrapped in roast duck, and praised the delicious taste. Seeing Soybean staring at him again, thinking that he must not be because he was hungry - the Zheng family has no shortage of food now - he asked Soybean if their family often eats this dish.

This is troublesome, Huang Dou immediately said that his aunt often does this. It's just to sell for money, and he told the hardships of feeding chickens and the difficulties of raising ducks, and said that rabbits are difficult to catch, so that Old Man Huang can't swallow a piece of rabbit meat stuck in his throat, and he choked and rolled his eyes.

Old man Huang put down his chopsticks after eating two pieces of meat, and said to Huang Dou, if he recognized him as a teacher. So he wrote two words to him, and he wrote his name "Soybean".

Huang Dou immediately asked him if his handwriting was as beautiful and valuable as Grandpa Zhou's.

Master Zhou couldn't help but smile and said, Your grandfather Huang's words are more valuable than mine.

Huang Dou hesitated, frowned and thought for a while, before he said to Old Man Huang: "It's okay to recognize you as a teacher, but you have to go to my private school to teach." Otherwise, I won't be able to study with you alone, I will go to school with my brother and them. ”

Old man Huang glared and asked, "Do you want me to teach at your private school?" ”

Huang Dou nodded innocently and said, "What's wrong, don't you hit?" ”

The thin old man kindly explained to him: "This old guy thinks he is very talented, and this means that he is very powerful, and he is too ...... to teach in your private school Wronged. ”

He bothered to explain. Just wait to see how the little baby returns, and then watch the old man Huang's jokes.

Huang Dou asked, "Is he more powerful than Grandpa Zhou?" ”

The thin old man was stunned for a moment, glanced at the other three old men, and said, "Then you can't say that......"

Huang Dou immediately squinted his eyes and said with some contempt: "That's not it." My grandmother said, 'A full jar of water doesn't make a sound and half a jar of water shakes,' you have the ability, and you can't show off like this. Isn't Grandpa Zhou teaching in our village, why can't you teach? My aunt said that Grandpa Zhou is a person with real skills, and while talking to the Yellow Emperor, he turned his head and told my grandfather to 'talk about wine', which is the most ...... People are crazy, the most real. ”

Zhou Fuzi and the others didn't expect the little baby to say such a thing, although it was full of village dialects, but it was quite meaningful, and they saw that Old Man Huang's face became more and more red with anger, and they were all very happy, and they all choked and coughed after listening to the words behind them.

After resting easily, the master asked Huang Dou: "Is your aunt really saying that, saying that I am crazy?" ”

Huang Dou blinked his eyelashes twice and said seriously: "It's not, it's said that your old man is so romantic." He forgot most of what he said, and inevitably broke it up.

The thin old man's mind turned quickly, and he asked tentatively: "Shouldn't it be said that 'true celebrities are self-effacing'?" ”

Huang Dou hurriedly said: "That's what I said, 'true celebrities are self-aware', that is, people are crazy." My aunt said it was called 'back to basics'. ”

As soon as the thin old man prompted, he remembered another word as well.

Old man Huang relieved himself, and when he saw the happy appearance of a few old immortals, he got angry, and said to the little baby with a beard, forget it if you don't recognize it, he is so rare that he can't do it!

Huang Dou pursed his lips disdainfully and said, "I don't like you either." When this academy is built, there will be a lot of readers, and I'm afraid that there will be no teachers to teach? My aunt said that as long as you have the heart, you can learn anytime and anywhere; If it doesn't work, no matter how much you toss it, it's useless. ”

"Hahaha......" everyone laughed.

At this time, a little girl wearing a big red fox fur ran out of the inner room, with a very angry look on her little pink face, stood in front of Huang Dou, and said to him: "An uninformed hillbilly with eyes and no beads." I don't know how many people want to worship my grandfather as a teacher! You don't know how to lift. ”

After speaking, he threw himself into Old Man Huang's arms and called Grandpa, and a little girl of twelve or thirteen years old followed, standing beside Old Man Huang.

Originally, if his granddaughter talked to someone like this, Old Man Huang would definitely teach him a lesson, but he was angry with this soybean today, so he wanted to see how this kid responded.

Huang Dou saw that this little girl was about the same size as the red pepper, and she looked powdery, delicate and tender, but he would not pity the jade, and he was used to arguing with the red pepper, so he immediately replied and sneered at each other.

"You have insight, why haven't I seen it? But when I wore a beautiful dress, I looked like two hundred and five, and I didn't know what my surname was. ”

The little girl turned her head and said angrily, "My surname is Huang." When you see me wearing beautiful clothes, are you not convinced? ”

Huang Dou rolled his eyes and said disdainfully: "What's not convinced?" The clothes are good-looking, but you are not good-looking. My sister red pepper is much better looking than you, my sister purple eggplant is also good-looking, my sister shallots are also good-looking, my mother and my aunt are good-looking, and our family is 'beautiful like a cloud'! Our family can afford to buy this garment, but we have to be frugal so we don't buy it. Everyone is like you, and it's great to have two dollars! ”

The old men were all stunned, and the maid's face turned red.

The little girl was so angry that her face turned red, and she couldn't talk about him, so she had to scold: "If you are stingy, you will blow." ”

As if grasping the handle, the soybean then asked: "You are not stingy, which kind of silver did you spend?" It's not your father and mother who earned it, and you didn't earn it yourself. If you don't have the ability to make money, you have the ability to spend money, this is waste. Our family is not stingy! My mother said that the little baby sees the wind and grows, and makes clothes with good materials, and she can't wear them for a year, which is too wasteful. When I grow up, I'll have clothes ready to wear for years. ”

The little girl was not used to arguing with people, and when she saw him make such a big call, she stomped her feet and said, "It's a stingy ghost!" Yokel! ”

Huang Dou said: "What's wrong with the hillbilly? That's better than you. Look at you like this, it's useless. He glanced at the girl standing behind Old Man Huang, "You don't know how to wear clothes yet, do you?" You need someone to help you wash your face, right? Pooping also makes people wipe their buttocks, and they have to be followed when they walk. Gee! It's stupid. I won't talk about it, you can't tell the difference between wheat and leeks, and you won't be able to feed chickens ......."

He kept his little mouth open, and made several old men stupid, watching these two babies quarrel in an alternative language, trying to stop them, but he was reluctant to make this excitement.

Obviously, Miss Huang can't quarrel with this country boy, every time she says a word, this kid can jump out a lot of words, and I don't know where he got so many words, and he is full of words, unlike other country children, quarreling and scolding a bunch of foul language.

Miss Huang suddenly came to her senses, raised her chin and said proudly to Huang Dou: "The things you said were all done by subordinates. Doing the work that people do, it's not profitable. Can you read? Do you know how to read a hundred family names and a thousand characters? Hum! Definitely not. You're the bun! I don't know! ”

Old man Huang felt that his granddaughter was usually sharp-toothed, but he couldn't do it when he met Huang Dou today. That's right, she is a young lady raised in the boudoir, where has she ever quarreled so much with others? Finally, the granddaughter turned the corner, but when she saw Huang Dou's sneering expression, she chuckled in her heart, and secretly said that it was broken.

Sure enough, Huang Dou despised the little girl again: "What's wrong with the work of the subordinates?" You can't even do the work of your subordinates, and you still want to do the work of your superiors? 100 family names, 1,000 words? Who wouldn't do that. My brother is only two years old, so he can carry it. My sister and I both carried the melons on our backs. I can memorize two books, recognize a few words, and show off outside, shameful to death. My aunt said, 'There are mountains outside the mountains, and there are people on people', you should be humble, and it is like 'Lao Tzu is the first in the world', which makes people laugh off their big teeth. ”

He is bragging, because he also learned these two books from Hulu, but he has a good memory, but he can really memorize them, but red peppers and potatoes can't memorize them all.