Chapter 581: Harmful
Lu Hao and the others returned to Qinling Town and happened to meet the police captain.
"Oh, this isn't a Maoshan Taoist! When, I got mixed with the monk. The police captain scoffed.
Lu Hao glanced at him, and said in surprise: "It's not good, Captain Liu, your Yintang is black, and the clouds are on the top, you will definitely be unlucky in the past few days." ”
"Don't scare me, I don't believe you charlatan." Captain Liu was taken aback.
Lu Hao said seriously: "A few days ago, did you encounter a flying accident and injured your waist. ”
"Yes! How do you know? Captain Liu was taken aback, three days ago, a person fell from the sky, slammed on himself, directly injured his waist, and was admitted to the hospital.
Fortunately, he was young and strong and recovered quickly, otherwise he would still be lying in the hospital. This man will be unlucky, and he will stuff his teeth when he drinks cold water!
Lu Hao coughed and said solemnly: "This is bad luck." When you are full of bad luck, you can't do anything well, and it's easy to invite trouble. ”
"Then there is no way for you to save me." Captain Liu was scared.
"I'm a Maoshan Taoist, of course there is a way to save you, but I need to ......" Lu Hao deliberately teased him.
"What is needed?" Captain Liu asked anxiously.
The crow spirit shouted, "You are stupid! Money, of course. ”
"How much money do you need?" Captain Liu asked.
Lu Hao laughed and said: "A few days ago, you said that I killed someone, and two hundred and fifty silver dollars were found on me, thinking that it was stolen goods. As long as you give me back the money, I will help you expel bad luck. ”
"You're trying to tease me!" Captain Liu was full of anger, and the silver dollars he looted had already eaten, drunk, prostituted and gambled, and he had no money to return to him.
"Since you don't believe me, forget it, good luck." Lu Hao smiled and led Du Yuan and the others to get lucky.
"What kind of bullshit Maoshan Taoist priest, is a charlatan, saying that my Yintang is black, and the clouds cover the top, why didn't I find out, Lao Tzu is very healthy."
Captain Liu snorted, raised his head and chest, and walked forward, when suddenly, he stumbled under his feet, and a dog ate.
"Captain, are you alright?" Two policemen helped him to his feet.
"My nose is out of shape again." Captain Liu covered his nose, bleeding nonstop, and looked depressed, could it be that I was really unlucky.
Lu Hao glanced back at him, and snickered in his heart, this fool was miserable by me.
Du Yuan clasped his hands together and persuaded: "Master Lu, don't use the Maoshan technique to harm people in the future." ”
"When did I hurt someone, don't talk nonsense." Lu Hao is a thief.
Du Xuan said: "Master Lu, don't quibble, I saw it just now, you used the Maoshan technique to lock one of the policemen's legs." He walked forward, and naturally he fell. ”
"He deserves it, this policeman is so hateful, it's like losing his conscience." Lu Hao said resentfully, "You don't know, a few days ago, two female goblins came to Qinling Town. ”
"A white snake spirit, a fox spirit. These two female goblins, in the middle of the night, sang ghost shows on the stage, attracting many people. These people are haunted by imps and inhale. ”
"Some of them were drained of their energy by the imps and lost their lives."
"The next day, this dog policeman led a group of people into my place of residence, indiscriminately, called me a murderer, and found 250 silver dollars on me, if not stolen goods."
"When the dog police saw the money, they took all my hard-earned money and ate, drank, prostituted and gambled. You say this kind of scumbag, if you don't punish him, he will ride on your neck and shit in the future. ”
The crow spirit echoed: "Daoist Lu, that's right, the police are not things, there are too many bad intentions." ”
Watari frowned and said, "What happened to the female goblin you said?" ”
Lu Hao said arrogantly: "The white snake spirit was killed by me, and the fox spirit ran away." ”
The crow spirit interjected: "Lu Dao was fascinated by the lust, and when he saw that the fox spirit was as beautiful as a flower, he deliberately let her run away." ”
"Nonsense, when did I get obsessed." Lu Hao scolded angrily.
"Don't pretend, I understand your crooked thoughts. The vixen is indeed beautiful, and it makes sense that you like her. But you have to understand that you are a Maoshan Taoist, and you can't hook up with fox spirits. ”
"You're a crow spirit, I'll kill you right now." Lu Hao looked angry, waved his fist, and hit him.
The crow spirit smiled, hid behind the monk, and said nervously: "Master, you have to protect me." ”
Wataru Yuan recited a Buddha name and asked, "Are you the crow spirit beside the iron-masked spirit official of the Heavenly Master's Mansion?" ”
"Yes! How do you know? The Raven Spirit raised his vigilance.
Wataru said, "Ten years ago, I went to the Heavenly Master's Mansion and met you. ”
"You've seen me, how come I don't have an impression." The crow spirit really can't remember, I've seen a monk.
Watari interjected, "Since you were peeking at the female benefactor's thighs at the time, you didn't notice us. ”
"I peeked at a woman's thighs, when did it happen?" The crow spirit was shocked and suddenly remembered.
Ten years ago, the crow spirit followed the iron-faced spirit official to greet the enlightened monks of the Thousand Buddha Temple. At this time, two beautiful women wearing split cheongsams visited the Heavenly Master's Mansion.
The crow spirit's attention was all on the thighs of the beauty, and he forgot about the monks of the Thousand Buddha Temple.
When the crow spirit came back to his senses, he found that the monk had entered the Taoist temple and had a long talk with the sect. The crow spirit only saw the back of the monk, but did not see the monk's appearance.
Thinking about it at this time, I am really ashamed to forget about serious things in order to see women's thighs.
No wonder the monk said that the color word should be the first knife!
Lu Hao sneered: "You crow spirit is really a talent, and you have this hobby, do women have good thighs?" ”
"It's your business!" The Raven Spirit was furious.
Du Xuan smiled and said: "Master Lu, you are really young, the same as twenty years ago, there is no change. ”
Lu Hao smiled bitterly: "I haven't changed, but you have changed so much." Twenty years ago, you were a stinky little kid, and now you're a man who stands up to the sky. ”
"Yes! Twenty years have passed so fast! Wataru sighed, "Back in the day, we were in Shanghai, and we fought a bloody battle with the onmyoji and Shinto monsters, and it is still unforgettable. And your junior sister, who is also a strange woman......"
"Senior brother, don't talk nonsense." Watari rebuked.
"I'm sorry, Master Lu, about your junior sister." Watari felt that he had said too much.
"I'll tell you, my sister is still alive." Lu Hao is serious.
"It's impossible, Miss Wang, it should have been ......" Du Xuan wanted to say and stopped.
Lu Hao sighed and said, "Although my junior sister is dead, her reincarnated body has appeared, and it is in Xi'an City. I met her the other day and it's good. It seems to be Xi'an City, the daughter of the richest man. ”
"She is now the daughter of a rich family, and she will soon get married. It's much better than following me into the rivers and lakes and eating mixed rice. When Lu Hao said this, he couldn't help but moisten his eyes.
The person who is most sorry in my life is my sister.
My sister followed me and suffered a lot, and I didn't have a good life. I wanted to find the master, detoxify the blood poison, and give my sister a warm home, but who knows, in the ancient tomb of Taoyuan Town, my sister was killed by a mysterious person.
Since then, yin and yang have been separated, and I can no longer fall in love with my junior sister.
Senior sister, I miss you so much!
Lu Hao faced the sky, and his tears couldn't stop flowing.
Who said that men don't flick when they have tears, but they haven't reached the sad place.
If I am given another chance, even if I die, I must protect my junior sister and prevent her from being harmed.
(End of chapter)