In the Burrito Moon Palace, Yue Yunyun's father is giving orders.

"The first item, go to the knife mountain!"

Yue Yunyun held her father's arm and smiled to enjoy Jiang Hechang's catwalk.

"Dad, look at how handsome Lao Jiang is."

Jiang Hechang raised his feet and stepped over an iron-colored hillside, like a tomb.

"Don't wonder, it's called Knife Mountain. The second item is to go into the sea of fire. ”

The middle of the pool is filled with rose petals, like a bath.

Jiang Hechang stepped on it, and the water just reached Jiang Hechang's waist.

"Don't doubt it, it's called a sea of fire."

Yue Yunyun hurriedly handed Jiang Hechang a bathrobe.

"Great work! Lao Jiang. ”

Yue Yunyun's father's sight, most of them are white-eyed, like fish in water, turned white by anger.

"Is it fun to make a fool of yourself? Rhyme. ”

"It's fun!" After Yue Yunyun answered her father's words, she was ready to take Jiang Hechang to the second floor to rest.

Suddenly, the image of Yi Miaohan appeared in the water, and the sound could be heard.

"Dad, I don't want blue and plum for the invitation."

"Nonsense, you have to be bright red when you get married, choose one, and see which one you like."

"Dad, I like this, there are three little people on it, and one of them is you."

"My son-in-law's mouth is so sweet, who invented the three-person invitation, don't don't, the meaning is not good."

Jiang Hechang's eyes kept looking at the water, where he had just stepped on.

But there is a scene of Yi Miaohan, his father, and Tai Mingzi, and they are happy.

"I'm going down."

Jiang Hechang walked out from the Burrito Moon Palace and was dragged by Yue Yunyun.

"Don't go! You're not done yet. Dad, it's time to go up the knife mountain and go down to the sea of fire. ”

Yue Yunyun would rather let Jiang Hechang suffer a little flesh and skin than let him return to Earth, which would be mental torture.

"Guy!"

Yue Yunyun's father shouted by himself and served it himself.

A sharp kitchen knife and razor were sharpened by Yue Yunyun's father overnight.

It's like dominoes, and the distance of the knife needs to be placed by yourself.

If you accidentally encounter a tornado, you will be scratched and killed.

"Dad, do you want to puzzle in our Burrito Moon Palace?"

"It's a real knife."

"Huh!"

Yue Yunyun's father's demonstration, a knife ticket.

Reach the edge of the pool and cut it at a bevel.

In an instant, the roses flew up in water, splitting in half.

"A total of 300 knife ......"

Before Yue Yunyun's father finished speaking, Jiang Hechang grinded his hair on the knife.

"Shall I cut your hair? Step on with your feet, 108 times a day. Do it well, I'm going back to yoga. ”

Yueyunyun's father has always had the habit of meditation and self-cultivation.

Yue Yunyun took the opportunity to help Jiang Hechang put a thick layer of pancake rolls and green onions on each knife.

"No!"

Jiang Hechang seemed to be annoyed by Tai Mingzi's intimacy with Yi Miaohan.

Let Tai Mingzi help take care of Yi Miaohan, but she is about to get married so quickly.

Last time, I was with Jiang and Chang too.

If it is calculated in this way, Yi Miaohan is considered a second marriage this time.

"Whew!"

Jiang Hechang stepped on it, and his skin was open.

The hair on the feet falls off and dissipates.

The scent of flowers in the body is overwhelming.

Non-professional idiots, do not imitate!

……

The president's office of Laizhu University welcomed another parent of a student.

"You're Kankai's father? He performed very well in the lectures, especially on the topic of who is more worthy of filial piety between the adoptive father and the biological father, and he chose the biological father, feeling that the adoptive father would abuse the child and other incidents. ”

The headmaster turned on the light, worried that he would not be able to see Kankai's father, who was of Congolese descent.

Until he showed a row of white teeth.

"Whew!"

Kankai's father's lower lip is outstretched, ape-like.

The hair that stood on its own fluttered like flames.

"Big Daddy!"

Kankai rushed in, forgetting to knock on the door.

"Headmaster, are you done talking? My dad still has something to do, and he needs to go first. ”

"I'm fine~"

Kankai's father spoke broken Mandarin.

"I'm not good to you~"

"Dad, you have been a father and a mother since you were a child, I thank you that it is too late. I get sunlight all year round, I never wear sunscreen, I have strong UV rays on rainy days, and I don't wear an umbrella. After eating celery and vitamin E, I will go outside, just to absorb the light and turn black, so that I will not say that the two of us are not biological. ”

Kankai's father nodded, holding Kankai's face with both hands.

"Makes you suffer~"

"Wait, you two are an adoptive father and an adoptive son?"

Kankai himself was exposed, and the headmaster had a solemn face.

A sympathetic gaze followed.

……

In an elegant café, there is a pair of elderly netizens.

"Uncle Huang~"

The Internet celebrity aunt wore a mask and sprinkled coquettishly, sitting in the corner of the sofa, staring at Uncle Huang with bird-like eyes.

Shu Yaai on the other side kept drinking coffee.

"Uncle Huang, you've seen it too, it's almost."

"Uncle Huang, I'm going to go first, I'll be live today and I'll see you later."

"Wait, it's not even a minute, and my ass hasn't heated yet."

"Uncle Huang, I have too many notices, I don't believe you asked this student."

Shu Yaai hurriedly took over the conversation, "Yes, Uncle Huang, if you still want to see it, please renew." ”

"I'm not brushing a big rocket."

"That's been a long time."

The Internet celebrity aunt nodded towards Shu Yaai.

Well done!

"I also bought three jade pendants."

"But you two didn't give money, on credit."

The Internet celebrity aunt gave Shu Yaai a thumbs up, and Uncle Huang just turned around.

"Uncle Huang~ I mean, you're awesome, what's the matter!"

"Okay, I'll brush another big rocket and talk to me for 10 minutes."

"A big rocket costs 300 yuan, only one minute."

Shu Yaai and Internet celebrity aunts seem to have found a new way to get rich.

"Can it be cheap?"

Uncle Huang was very urgent, and his eyes slipped on his goddess from time to time.

"If you pay for a month, you can get a discount."

When Uncle Huang asked the price, his legs were weak, which was the money he had saved regularly throughout his life.

"Uncle Huang~ I know that you are unmarried for my life."

"For you? I'm not, I'm busy with my mailroom business, I don't have time. ”

"Nonsense, you're afraid of me guilty, Uncle Huang, look."

The Internet celebrity aunt took out her divorce certificate, which was clearly stamped with a big seal.

Uncle Huang excitedly took out the two sticks in his trouser leg and beat them on the coffee table.

"Hello sir, we have a drum kit over there!"

The waiter disliked Uncle Huang for being too noisy and was ready to prop him up to the activity area.

"Wait, I'll put on a show for you, when I was young, I had a solo band."

Uncle Huang uses the two sticks to the extreme, and he can be used as a crutch when he walks.

He sat calmly in his chair, abandoned the drum kit and picked up his own.

Start playing.

Muttering and chirping crookedly.

It's like reciting RAP.

"Goddess goddess, you listen to me, I found you into my heart, the beautiful face is covered by a mask, and the picture in my mind is sweet and sweet......"

Shu Yaai and the Internet celebrity aunt looked at each other, no one expected Uncle Huang to have this trick.

He has never been married for life, and he has been holding back his routines for a lifetime, and he is venting at this time.

It makes the young couple's face hot and runs away in shame.

"Elderly, how romantic, learn from others, every time you go out on a date, except for drinking coffee, you open a room, there is no creativity at all, hum!"

Among them, many fiancés were also broken up.

"An uncle can write songs for his aunt, why can't you write songs for me? If you don't hurt me now, can you treat me well in the future? ”

The daughter of the dormitory supervisor and her husband, as a married couple, are even more noisy.

"It turned out that my mother gave you flowers that people didn't want, you are really ashamed to lie to me, saying that you bought it for me, what are your intentions, what else is there to lie to me, say! All right! Auntie, you also peek, I can't live this day, divorce! ”

"I love you, dear goddess, my heart panics when I see you, your smile on your lips, tugs at my heartstrings, I am willing to spend money for you......"

Uncle Huang's trembling love songs have retained different combinations of lovers.

They looked at each other, the girl held out her hand, and the boy pulled out the money.

"Actually, Uncle Huang is very good. The bank cards are slapped on the table, and you can chat for a month, and few people can do it. Otherwise, you can stay with her. ”

Shu Yaai seemed to be a little moved by the Internet celebrity aunt, and she gradually took off her mask.

Uncle Huang stopped playing and singing, pushed his glasses, and looked at the Internet celebrity aunt carefully from all angles.

Then, silently took two sticks, loaded his bank card, and walked out of the café door.

Talking about the usual excuse, "Something is wrong at school!" ”

……

On the playground of Laizhu University, the final re-examination of the guards and teachers is being held.

Successful candidates will be able to obtain the corresponding position and become a regular employee.

"Hello everyone, first of all, you have passed the second and third rounds of interviews and assessments, and you have proven your strength, so no matter what the result is today, you must not be discouraged and continue to support our career in Laizhu University from other aspects. Secondly, the re-examination adopts the paper answering mode, and those who pass can apply for transfer to other positions, such as canteens, dormitory managers, etc......"

"Will there be wage arrears?"

"Is the pay really as much as promised?"

"Can holiday benefits be guaranteed?"

In the final retest, before the answer sheet, a lot of difficult questions were thrown, and the principal answered them one by one.

"Any other questions?"

"Students are on a work-study basis, can they directly participate in this round of re-examination?"

"Niu Ruifei, very good. I'm very happy that you can have a heart. For students with family difficulties, the school will provide relevant subsidies, teaching assistants and other positions for everyone to choose, and the evaluation standard is the results of this re-examination, so you can directly participate in the paper answers, and we will have a choice when the score is high. ”

The homeroom teacher and the dormitory supervisor smiled at the principal.

"Brother Long, I just learned that your mother was sick, and I was also very sad. I don't have the money, I'll help you ask, if not, I will also mobilize students to help your mother donate. ”

"Stop, you don't need that 120 yuan, it's not enough."

Recently, Minglong, who went out early and returned late, has always had a knot in his heart that he can't open.

The mother always thinks about the child who was taken away as soon as she was born, and Minglong doesn't want to look for her younger brother.

If he were alive, he would have gone to college by now.

However, the knowledge reserve is limited, and I can't teach college students homework, and I run into walls everywhere.

Even so, Minglong sat down on a chair and got a roll of paper.

"Answer, let's start now!"