Chapter 6 I have a girlfriend who is over 1,000 years old

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To Liu Fan's surprise, the girl didn't seem to shout after waking up, Liu Fan was rude to her, but asked gently: "What is your surname?" Liu Fan was immediately vigilant and asked my name?

Do the immortals take the first step? It's a little wrong, isn't it supposed to jump out of a few big guys according to the routine? Ask the crepe, the costume version of the immortal jump?

Liu Fan hugged his shoulders and replied: "Your surname is Liu, may I ask the girl any advice?" ”

"Liu Gongzi, the slave family's name is Shangguan Wan'er, and he is the deputy commander of Emperor Taizong's Touching Jin, who specially collects the world's treasures for His Majesty to fund the military. The slave once saved Li Tianshi, and he calculated a hexagram for the slave and told the slave that whoever can make Huoyu recognize the master is the future husband of the slave family. Now that the son has subdued the fire jade by himself, then the son is naturally the husband of the slave family. Shangguan Wan'er replied slowly.

Liu Fan felt that his IQ was insulted, and in front of the sophomore high-ranking students of the History Department of the Imperial Capital University, someone claimed that he was from the Tang Dynasty, why didn't you say that he was from Mars?

Liu Fan looked at Shangguan Wan'er with pity, why is such a smart girl mentally retarded, it's a pity!

Liu Fan said to Shangguan Wan'er regretfully: "Sister, you have watched too many dramas!" Stop playing with me! Return the Tang Dynasty! Tang Taizong Li Shimin has been dead for more than a thousand years! You are Li Shimin's subordinate, how did you live for more than a thousand years? Could it be that you have crossed over? Don't tease me! Where is your home? I'll send you back! You see, although we were lying on the same bed last night, you see that I didn't insult you. Don't talk nonsense when you get home! Shangguan Wan'er suddenly rushed out of the quilt and grabbed Liu Fan's hand, ignoring the revealed spring light, she grabbed Liu Fan's hand tightly, and pleaded with a sad face: "Childe, what did you say Your Majesty died?" When did it happen? Please, tell the slave? Liu Fan was suddenly grabbed by his sister's right hand, and he was startled and desperately wanted to break free, but he didn't expect that his sister's strength was greater than him, and Liu Fan couldn't break free.

He had no choice but to say, "Tang Taizong Li Shimin died in the Hanfeng Hall in the twenty-third year of Zhenguan and was buried in Zhaoling. It's August 2018, and more than 1,300 years have passed! Shangguan Wan'er knelt on the ground and let out a mournful cry when she heard this, "Your Majesty! She thought that when she woke up more than a thousand years later, she was unfamiliar with her life, helpless, and cried more and more sadly.

Liu Fan saw that her expression of grief did not seem to be fake, and he really didn't know how to comfort her, so he patted her on the shoulder: "Eh, that Wan'er girl!" People can't be resurrected after death, please mourn! You're still young and have a great future ahead of you! Don't be too sad! Shangguan Wan'er suddenly raised her head, looked at Liu Fan with watery eyes, and then suddenly threw herself into Liu Fan's arms and hugged Liu Fan tightly.

Liu Fan was fooled by this girl, and there are also these benefits. Hugging it without saying a word, it's really unrestrained, is it really from the Tang Dynasty?

But how do I put this hand? Liu Fan persuaded himself that I was comforting Miss Wan'er and not taking advantage.

So the originally stiff hands automatically bent on the girl's back and patted her gently, comforting her. Shangguan Wan'er cried in Liu Fan's arms for a while, and seemed to realize her gaffe, so she gently broke free from Liu Fan's embrace, took a step back and bowed to Liu Fan.

"Husband! The concubine is rude in front of you, please punish the husband! The concubine is now unaccompanied, and she can only rely on her husband in the future. The girl broke free from Liu Fan's arms, and Liu Fan felt unfinished.

Hearing what Wan'er said to herself, Liu Fan said that it was false to be honest, but there were still some doubts in his heart that needed to be asked: "Eh! That Wan'er girl, I won't talk about that crossing anymore! But I have some doubts in my heart, and I hope you can answer them truthfully, otherwise I can't believe you. ”

"Childe, please speak!" Wan'er said softly. Liu Fan noticed that the girl was wearing a little 'cool' at this time, and was afraid that she would catch a cold, so he hurriedly took a relatively long coat and draped it on her, and asked, "Is it still cold?" Shangguan Wan'er saw Liu Fan gently putting on a strange coat for herself, as if she was afraid that she would catch a cold, so she couldn't help but shake her head a little shyly, her face was a little red.

Liu Fan put on a coat for his sister, and then began to ask, "Miss Wan'er!" Can you tell me how you got to my room? ”

"Childe, the slave was ordered to sleep in the Linglong sarcophagus and guard the fire jade! However, last night a group of thieves opened the sarcophagus and wanted to steal the fire jade, and the slave was awakened. So he chased and killed the thief, and began to kill two thieves by the slave, and the rest of the thieves wanted to escape, and then the thief came to a master, holding an iron long stick, and the slave fought with it for dozens of rounds without winning or losing, and then the slave just woke up, and the true qi in the body was insufficient, so he could only temporarily evacuate, so as to track the thief in the future. After the slave left, he wandered around for a long time, lost his way, but there was no trace of the thief. The slave wandered around, and suddenly sensed the breath of fire jade, so he came to Childe's place, the slave family was lying in Childe's arms because he needed fire jade to heal, please Childe Mingjian! Childe can look at his back, where there will be a unicorn imprint on it. After Liu Fan listened, she actually came out of the sarcophagus of the museum last night, and suddenly goosebumps rose all over her body, and she took 2 steps back in horror and asked, "Are you a human or a ghost?" Why did it come out of the coffin? You wouldn't be a zombie after all this time, would you? Zombie sister spare your life, don't kill me? "Liu Fan has been taught materialism for so many years, but when she suddenly encounters this matter, she is still a little unfirm, according to Shangguan Wan'er, isn't she a thousand-year-old female zongzi?

It's scary to think about!

"Don't be afraid, childe! A slave is a living person! Back then, Li Tianshi took the thousand-year-old cold ice of Nanshan and sealed the slave ice in a crystal coffin, and then used a delicate stone to isolate all qi engines, so the slave would always maintain his youth at the age of twenty! Shangguan Wan'er saw that Liu Fan had misunderstood, and hurriedly explained, as soon as she finished speaking, a cooing sound came out of her stomach, which made her bow her head shyly, and she felt rude again.

After listening to this, Liu Fan took a mirror and looked at it, and sure enough, there was a small unicorn pattern behind him, and his doubts were solved, and he accepted the reality that Shangguan Wan'er was the Tang Dynasty, and finally put his mind at ease.

Then what happened to me last night can be explained, it turns out that the treasure is called fire jade.

He heard the sound of his sister's stomach and knew that she was hungry, so he hurriedly put on his clothes and prepared to make breakfast for Wan'er's sister.

Liu Fan turned back to Shangguan Wan'er and said, "Miss Wan'er, are you hungry?" You change your old clothes first, wait for me, I'll make you breakfast!" Shangguan Wan'er heard that Liu Fan was going to cook breakfast for herself, so she hurriedly said: "Son, the gentleman is far away from cooking, so I can't help it!" If you want to do it, you have to sit and do it! ”

"I say make it!" Liu Fan didn't go back to the kitchen. The kitchen supplies were bought by Liu Fan in order to cook for his former girlfriend, and he also bought a set of couple tableware, but unfortunately he didn't have time to use it, but now he uses it, hehe!

Liu Fan took a look, and there were some noodles, eggs, and a little green onion. Well, that's all there is to it, Chef Liu still cooked when he was a child.

Start by taking a pot and boiling a pot of water. Then pour the noodles into the pot, cover and cook for 5 minutes. Wash the green onion and cut it into chopped green onions, and then start to fry the eggs, the fried eggs are one of Liu Fan's unique skills, the eggs he fried are not only very fragrant, but also charred on the outside and tender on the inside.

In about ten minutes, two bowls of steaming egg noodles with chopped green onions are ready. Liu Fan brought the two bowls of noodles to the table in front of the sofa.

When I turned around, I saw Shangguan Wan'er, who was sitting on the edge of the bed in a daze after getting dressed, wearing a purple costume dress, a pair of delicate embroidered shoes on her feet, a beautiful face, and moving eyes with a hint of sadness, Liu Fan couldn't help but light up, so beautiful!

Such a touching girl didn't expect to be met by me! Then laughed at himself, the toad wants to eat swan meat!

"Miss Wan'er, come here, it's time for breakfast!" Liu Fan came back to his senses.

"Yes! Son! Wan'er walked over and sat down on the couch.

"Here, here's the bowl for you, and chopsticks!" Liu Fan handed the pink bowl to Wan'er.

"Gongzi Xie!" Wan'er took the noodles handed over by Liu Fan, picked up the fried egg and took a bite gently, holding the fried egg in her mouth and staring at the bowl of noodles in a daze.

"What's wrong? Miss Wan'er, this is not to your taste? Wait a minute, I'll have some canned beef, bring it to you. Liu Fan put down the noodles in his hand and turned around to look for canned food.

Wan'er heard Liu Fan say that she wanted to find something to eat for herself, and wanted to say that this noodle tasted very good, and she liked it very much, but she hadn't eaten it for a long, long time.

Thousands of years of ice, who can understand her loneliness in this endless darkness...... Liu Fan's bowl of noodles may not be as good as the delicacies of the mountains and seas in the palace, but it makes Wan'er's heart that has been frozen for thousands of years feel warm and attached.

"Let's try this canned beef, imported from the United States, I heard it tastes good!" Liu Fan scooped a large spoonful of beef into Wan'er's bowl with a spoon.

Wan'er obediently picked up a piece of beef, put it in her mouth and chewed it slowly, and then smiled sweetly at Liu Fan: "It's delicious, thank you, son!" ”。

"Huh! Then eat more, you're welcome! Liu Fan looked at Wan'er distressedly, she hadn't eaten for more than a thousand years, and it was pitiful to think about.

A breakfast was eaten in a happy environment. Sister Wan'er is really not polite, she drank up a big bowl of egg noodles and even the soup, and the canned beef bought for 50 yuan was also eaten up, and she seemed to be licking her lips a little unsatisfied, very cute!

After the two of them finished breakfast, they sat on the sofa and were a little silent. In the end, it was Liu Fan who broke the silence and asked, "Miss Wan'er, what are your plans in the future?" Wan'er lowered her head and thought for a while, then raised her head and looked at Liu Fan firmly: "Childe, the slave is willing to abide by the agreement, serve the child, and ask the son to take him in." Liu Fan heard Wan'er's sister's heart, although his heart was a little dark, but if he liked someone who was with him because of the agreement, it would be too boring.

(Author ps: Sluts are hypocritical!) Liu Fan said to her sensibly,

"Wan'er, the girl is now more than a thousand years later, and you can ignore the emperor's orders in the legal society. After all, we just met, so it doesn't seem appropriate to be together like this, right? ”

"Childe plans not to be Wan'er, there is still a sentence of my oath that I haven't told Childe, if the master of the fire jade is not my beloved, the slave will be killed and then quickly!" Shangguan Wan'er looked at Liu Fan with cold eyes on her expressionless face.

At the same time, a trace of needle-like cold light condensed in her hands. Liu Fan was frightened when he heard Shangguan Wan'er's last oath, and said secretly: "Mom! Forgot that the girl in front of you was a murderous emperor spy? If you can't recruit relatives, you want to kill labor and capital, it's too cruel! No, I'd better pretend to obey first! Let's think about it in the long run! So Liu Fan hurriedly begged for mercy: "The woman spares her life!" There's something to say! I can't do it yet! ”

"Where is Liu Gongzi Gaotang? Let's talk about the wedding date! Shangguan Wan'er calmly put away the true qi in her hand and asked.

Liu Fan was taken aback, I'll go, it's too exaggerated to get married just after we met! No, we have to find a way to drag it out!

"That's it! I have a compromise suggestion, Miss Wan'er, listen to it first. My suggestion is this, you stay first, let's start by being boyfriend and girlfriend, get to know each other, and when we get to know each other, I will take you back to see my grandfather. Then, I will marry you with an eight-lift sedan chair. Look good! Liu Fan asked.

"The slave thinks it's too late to get to know each other slowly after getting married! Childe won't be delaying the army! Shangguan Wan'er still didn't agree, and tried uneasily.

"Miss Wan'er! I'm still studying, and I'm not allowed to get married if I don't graduate according to national regulations, so you don't want me to be expelled from school! "Liu Fan feels like he's going crazy, mom, this woman is too smart, you can see the strategy of the brother to delay the army!

Liu Fan signed countless extraordinary treaties and finally saved his life, and the two shook hands in a not very pleasant but slightly friendly atmosphere.

"Liu Gongzi can sleep in the same bed with the slave, but the slave hopes that Liu Gongzi will not have any unreasonable behavior before getting married, otherwise!" Shangguan Wan'er was very reasonable to let Liu Fan sleep in the same bed with her.

"Forget it, I'm afraid I'll lose my life in the middle of the night when I sleep with you! You sleep in the bed, I sleep on the couch! Liu Fan felt that his life was still important, and if he did something dishonest in his dream, wouldn't he be asking for hardship.

He pointed to the sofa helplessly, touched his swollen head, and couldn't laugh or cry, labor and management have an extra girlfriend who is more than 1,000 years old?