I stared at the contents of the little hole for a moment, and then I had an idea to take it out. Only in this way can we ensure that there are no accidents in the funeral.

Thinking of this, I raised my eyes and looked at Boss Yu, he was talking to his eldest wife, and I didn't know what was going on, the two quarreled very fiercely, the woman suddenly walked towards the door, and Boss Yu reached out to pull.

Seeing this opportunity, I walked over to the top of the small hole with the yellow paper, and with lightning speed I took out the contents and stuffed them into my trouser pocket.

I thought that all this was unaware, but I didn't know that this action was seen by the stammer, and he walked up to me and asked suspiciously: "Brother Jiu, what did you do just now?" ”

I silenced him and whispered, "I'll explain it to you later." ”

After speaking, I pretended to be casual and circled around the coffin three or four times, and then asked the stammerer to help pull up the red line, put the mat into the coffin, lay it, stretched out my hand and pressed it, the feeling of the hand was very soft, the deceased should sleep comfortably, such a comfortable solid wood coffin, no wonder the deceased was reluctant to be cremated.

It is worth mentioning that when laying the quilt, I deliberately used the corner of the futon to block the small hole, so as to ensure that nothing goes wrong, as long as Boss Yu does not lift the quilt, he will not find that his birthday is missing.

This cannot be said that I take the money of the living, but do not help the living, and our business is not responsible for the living, but for the dead. No matter how much money the living give, we can't do anything sorry for the dead with a clear conscience, this is professional ethics.

Of course, there are also some Eight Immortals, as long as they give money, let alone put something in the coffin, it is no problem for him to sleep with the deceased for a few nights. Money makes many people lose themselves, fortunately, I met Lao Wang at the beginning, if I met Liu Kai's gang of eight immortals, I think, I will also become like them.

After getting everything in the coffin ready, Boss Yu pulled his eldest wife over and said, "Young man, let me and my wife come to this funeral!" How about you give a hand? ”

"Why?" I asked, confused.

"I'm afraid that I will miss this opportunity, and I will never be able to hold my mother again in this life." Boss Yu said.

He said this very sincerely, even a little touching, if it wasn't for my father telling me about the coffin, I would still think that he was a dutiful son like a fool, Made, I am angry when I think of this.

However, after signing a contract with him, he couldn't quit halfway, so he had to force a smile and say, "Okay!" It's up to you. ”

After speaking, I asked the stammer to find a tile and put it on the head of the coffin, and then held a mourning stick and poked it on the broken tile.

After breaking this funeral, I said to Boss Yu and others, "Once the tiles are broken, Baitai will be safe, prosperous and rich, and the descendants will be prosperous." ”

Subsequently, I signaled to Boss Yu that he could carry the deceased into the burial, and he bent down to lift the gold silk quilt and picked up the deceased. I don't know what's going on, he seems to be very excited, his arms tremble slightly, and the corners of his mouth inadvertently reveal a very excited smile.

But his eldest wife was full of sadness, holding the deceased's arm, and kept whispering, "Mother-in-law, you can go on the road with peace of mind!" I will definitely burn a lot of candles for you during the holidays! ”

When they brought the old man's body over, I put away the red thread on the coffin and motioned for him to put the deceased in the coffin.

I knew in advance that there was something wrong with the coffin, and when Boss Yu put the deceased into the burial, I kept my eyes on him. Sure enough, his eyes, intentionally or unintentionally, always glanced towards the small hole in the coffin's head.

Seeing this, I have basically determined that this boss Yu is a complete hypocrite, taking advantage of his mother's funeral to gather wealth for himself. Thinking of this, my attitude towards him has taken a 180-degree turn, and I have no interest in this funeral.

After putting the deceased in the coffin, I glanced at it, the position was just right, no problem, I found a piece of white paper to cover the deceased's face, Boss Yu said: "Don't use white paper, use yellow paper!" ”

In most cases, we must obey the Lord's house, take people's money and be controlled by others, and this saying could not be more appropriate for us.

I didn't think much about it, so I listened to him, found a piece of yellow paper and put it on the deceased's face, and was about to set off firecrackers.

There was a very faint 'rustle, rustle' sound. I was stunned, and when I looked into the coffin, I saw the yellow paper covering the deceased's face slipping down to the side, revealing the deceased's face.

I wondered for a while, there was not even a breeze in the mourning hall, how could the yellow paper slip to the side for no reason, and thought, so I reached for the yellow paper, ready to put it on the deceased's face again.

As soon as he put his hand into the coffin, the deceased's eyes snapped open and stared at me deadly, blinking his eyelids from time to time.

In just an instant, I felt a cold sweat break out from my back, and a cool air rose from the soles of my feet and rushed straight to my head, so frightened that I forgot to scream and trembled in my limbs.

At this moment, Boss Yu's eldest wife saw that something was wrong with me, so she glanced into the coffin and screamed, "Mother-in-law is alive!" ”

After shouting this, she reached out to pull the deceased in the coffin, and Boss Yu grabbed her arm and said angrily: "How can you come back to life, unless it is a corpse ......"

When he said this, a lot of cold sweat broke out on Boss Yu's forehead, and his voice trembled a little.

As soon as they heard that it was a corpse, the deceased's goddaughters screamed in fright, spread their legs and ran outside the mourning hall, the speed was not an exaggeration to describe it as lightning fast.

"Are you really alive?" I suppressed my fear, probed into the coffin, and saw the deceased lying in the coffin, gasping for breath, staring blankly at the top of the mourning hall.

, I'm really alive, I was scared by a living person just now.

I cursed secretly, suppressed the fear in my heart, and asked the stammerer to come and help, and he walked up to me tremblingly and asked me, what is the matter.

I stretched out my finger and pointed to the inside of the coffin, and said, "I'll take her out, you pay attention to the old man's hands and feet, she is old and has brittle bones, can't stand the bumps, and it is easy to break her hands and feet." ”

After stammering to my words, he nodded and walked to the end of the coffin. I put my hands into the coffin, hugged the old man's body, picked her up, and stammered at the end of the coffin to support the old man's feet.

The process went very smoothly, but I felt so awkward that I wanted to die, I had been putting people in the coffin, and now I was carrying people out of the coffin, which felt really weird to die.

The old man was held in my arms and nodded at me. Then, he turned his head and looked at Boss Yu quietly, and he didn't speak, just twisted his head like that, and looked at him quietly.