Chapter 466: What should I do if I can't eat and can't snap? The birth of the Tiger Man.
The audience in front of the TV, in the face of Dawei's strange behavior, was simply confused, and did not know what was going on.
What's going on in the head of this big cat?
Why is it so weird?
What are these inexplicable actions doing?
However, for a zoologist, these actions are simply too simple.
For example, the real tiger expert Director Ke Yuan, just raised his eyes and knew what Dawei was thinking.
"Tigers are such animals, female tigers only have less than a week a year to come into heat, but male tigers are not like this!" Director Ke stroked Dawei's head lovingly, and said, "The male tiger wants to snap all year round, it's very beastly." ”
With a loving expression on his face, Director Ke stroked Dawei and said this kind of thing, which was simply creepy.
"In this way, Dawei's actions just now are easy to understand." Director Ke pinched Dawei's round fleshy ears with both hands, gently tugged and stroked, making Dawei make a comfortable snoring sound, and said lovingly: "Male creatures in nature, judging the world is often very simple dualism - there are only two things in the world, you can eat and you can snap ......"
"Wait, wait!" Ke Meng quickly asked his father to slow down, "I'll write it down." ”
"What are you doing with this?" Director Ke was puzzled, "You didn't study biology before, didn't you take notes in class?" ”
"You have to take care of it!" Ke Meng directly opened his social network.
Nowadays, when people look at things, they especially like to discuss while watching, and complain while watching.
For example, the barrage that has swept the world is a product of this preference.
It's a pity that this episode of Gao Neng Chong Forward is live on TV, and I am afraid that it cannot be directly barred on TV.
Fortunately, there are also huge barrages of various social networks in this world.
Since the latest episode of "High Energy Rushing Forward" has been broadcast, all kinds of intensive complaints have begun on the entire social network, and related topics have been instantly topped to the first.
Ke Meng has been posting private photos of his Dawei on social networks every day, and his fans have soared recently, and he has also obtained the certification - Ke Meng, the breeder of His Royal Highness Dawei.
Seeing this certification, Director Ke almost rolled his eyes to the sky.
But Ke Meng is tired of this, and young people now like to be noticed the most.
And today, she was also invited by the manager of the topic to explain synchronously on social networks.
For this reason, Ke Mengke did her homework in advance, and she also had her father as a rescuer.
Before, Ke Meng just pasted some non-nutritious popular science, and at this time, he began to copy his father's words in large sections.
"The judgment mechanism of male animals is very binary, there are only two things in this world, you can eat and you can snap ......"
"Dawei's movement is actually very simple, he first waved his claws at the beginning, which means obviously."
"The forelimbs of the tiger are very powerful weapons, in fact, they are not weaker than the bear's paws at all, you look at the muscles of the forelimbs of Dawei." At this time, Ke Meng also took a close-up photo of Dawei lying there, under the fur, Dawei's forelimbs were muscular, like a muscular monster.
"It waved its paw first, and the meaning was obvious, that is, to see if it could be eaten."
"In nature, tigers are at the top of the food chain, felines are the most perfect hunters for evolution, and tigers are the biggest, strongest, and most individually strong felines. After the extinction of the dinosaurs and before the advent of humans, there was little threat to tigers on land. Human beings just rely on the strength of the population, and they really meet the tiger with their bare hands...... Six, seven, eight, ninety people are probably not opponents. ”
Originally, Director Ke was talking about three or five human beings, but Ke dreamed about it, with the current combat power of otaku, probably thirty or fifty are not opponents, and this is probably the worst time that the tiger has been hacked this year.
"So, for the tiger, in this world, everything that can be killed can be eaten, and the rest is only a matter of whether it is good or not...... This thing can't be dried, so you can't eat it. The tiger's judgment mechanism is as simple as that. ”
Ke Meng is a single girl after all, her hand speed is extremely fast, her hand doing nail art beats on the mobile phone, and a series of words are typed, and she doesn't even blink her eyes.
"This would explain why Dawei had to swing his claws first, but this is only the first step in the tiger's judgment."
"In the face of what cannot be eaten, a young and healthy male male tiger will carry out a second set of plans, that is...... Can this thing snap? ”
Then, there is the scene of the so-called "butt unlocking".
This young, healthy male tiger normally tries very hard to snap the door out.
Don't laugh!
After all, this is a young, healthy male creature!
Nothing in the world can be snapped!
On TV, David was still trying to crack the door very seriously.
If you don't know the truth, you may still find the process funny.
But those who know the truth suddenly feel that it is not funny.
They even want to call and report: "Crooked, demon spirit? Someone on TV is live! Uncle policeman, get them together! ”
Under Ke Meng's explanation, there were all kinds of complaints in an instant.
"No wonder, that's what happened!"
"Don't talk about tigers, so is my boyfriend! There are only two thoughts in my head! In addition to eating, it is popping! ”
"Ke Dada, are all male creatures like this? Not just tigers? ”
"Is it really that good? Why is this stuff in my brain? ”
"Bang bang knock door, Dawei is really a genius!"
"Wait, if we're with the tiger, the tiger can't think of eating us or snapping us......"
"I think this is normal, when we walk on the street and see handsome guys and beautiful women, we will also want to pop......"
Everyone's discussion was suddenly led astray.
"The biggest difference between humans and tigers is that when they can't eat or snap, humans will look for new solutions......
"And what about the tigers?"
"The tiger will probably try to eat it in other ways or snap it."
Sure enough, as Ke Meng said, Dawei on TV began to try other ways again.
The cat's body is very flexible, on TV, Dawei seems to have unlocked eighteen postures, people who don't know, still think that Dawei is trying to unlock it in various ways, and is still cheering for Dawei, people who know the truth, they are really red-faced when they see it, and they can't wait to change the channel immediately.
Director Ke also looked at the TV and said with emotion: "The biggest difference between humans and other animals is probably that they have found another way to pop the world......
Appetite evolved into greed; The desire to snap has evolved into the desire for power.
Therefore, modern people are still trying to eat anything that can be eaten, or anything that can be popped......
Looking at the world from this perspective, it's a boring world.
Whether it's yourself or the world, you're constantly being snapped by others, and you're filthy everywhere, and there's nowhere to put your feet.
From this point of view, this chapter is also a yellow storm, and it makes no sense not to be reported.
"But it is precisely because human beings have begun to look for another way that human beings have gradually begun to ...... human beings," Director Ke sighed, "Unfortunately, tigers are not human ...... after all."
Director Ke actually didn't watch the video recording process of TV at the beginning, so he didn't know what happened next.
But after saying this, Director Ke was stunned.
On TV, I tried various postures to eat or snap Dawei, and finally stopped.
It crouched back in front of the door, tilting its head, staring at the nine-square door in front of it.
There are many traces on the door, which has been scratched by it.
Unfortunately, the door is still strong and stable.
At this time, he stretched out another paw and poked lightly at the door.
"Click", another slider, under his paws, moved.
This process, just like he tried many times before, everyone was staring, this big guy, can you think of any way to snap it?
I have to say that in Papapa, Dawei is really knowledgeable, not like a tiger at all.
The audience here didn't know that as a real tiger winner, Dawei was one of the few tigers who had obtained the right to mate, and under the acceleration of time, there were beautiful tigers who could snap twenty-four hours a day, and there were hundreds of heirs......
In contrast, many poor magicians in front of the TV should hold a stone and jump into the river.
And Dawei did not get this kind of power for nothing, because he was one of the smartest tigers, and his intelligence was obviously far superior to that of his kind.
At this time, something that made Director Ke feel even more terrifying happened.
"Click." David flicked the slider again.
"Click...... ......"Dawei found something, strong claws, not to scratch the opponent for the first time to reach out.
Its large, furry palms flicked the slider on the door.
Then suddenly it raised both claws, both of which were raised, and waved at the door.
The crisp sound of "click-click-click......" sounded, and the slider kept sliding back and forth.
Dawei paused from time to time and tilted his head to look at the door in front of him.
After studying artificial intelligence, human beings have found that artificial intelligence can do better than humans what they work hard to do. For example, chess, calculations, statistics, finding the correlation of things, finding patterns, and so on.
Humans can easily do things well, such as walking on two feet, such as recognizing images, but artificial intelligence is far inferior to humans.
This also means that, in fact, the greatest thing about the animal brain is not the various "higher thinking" that human beings admire, and on these "higher thinking", human beings are still very superficial.
It also means...... Tigers are not as stupid as humans think.
So, when did man change from ape to man?
Is it the first time to walk upright, or the first time to think about the "1+1" problem, or is it the moment when you evolve into a short upper limb and a longer lower limb?
Nobody knows.
But at the last moment, when the slider was aligned somewhere, the door clicked and slowly opened.
Director Ke gently kneaded Dawei's ear, and his hand suddenly stopped.
He suddenly realized something particularly terrifying.
This big guy doesn't look like any other tiger.
From this moment on, it is no longer a tiger.
He...... It's a tiger man.
(I'm back in my hometown, and it's a little less today.) )