Chapter 95: Crazy and even beating yourself

In the Tianxiu courtyard, there was a sound of crackling and falling things.

The maidservants all shrunk and stood under the eaves and waited, and they did not dare to come out.

Qin Xiaoniang and Erniangzi were quarreling again.

This time, the culprit that triggered the mother and daughter to fight was precisely celery and dried lean pork strips.

The mother and daughter have been nesting in the house to recuperate because of the board on their buttocks a few days ago, and after a long time, the anger and grievances in their hearts cannot be vented, so they turn into a belly of anger.

The celery just clears away the heat and relieves the fire, while the salt content of the bacon jerky is too high, and eating too much has the opposite effect.

And the second aunt has a problem, everything she likes, whether it is food or clothing, will prepare a copy for Hu Yuwen.

And Hu Yuwen's own personality is disobedient to discipline, so she is extremely disgusted with this, and dresses up in men's clothes every day and wanders around to resist the tyranny of the second aunt.

Anyway, the second aunt asked her to go east, and she would definitely run west with her head stubborn.

"I don't like celery porridge, I just want to eat bacon porridge, why do you always like to force me to eat things I don't like?" Hu Yuwen was so angry that the wound on her buttocks ached faintly.

"You know what?" The second aunt tried her best to lower her voice, and persuaded her bitterly, "Celery porridge has the effect of calming the liver and dispelling fire, and eating too much bacon porridge is easy to be weak and prosperous, I am doing this for your good." ”

"Either you keep saying it's good for me, or you know something? Can't you just listen to my thoughts? ”

"You little bunny, and you've learned to bargain?" The second aunt was so angry that her body trembled slightly, and she couldn't wait to put her embroidered shoes on the face of this uncompetitive daughter, "You touched your heart and said, apart from me thinking about you in everything, is there a second person in this world who cares about you?" ”

Hu Yuwen was unconvinced and snorted: "And my future father-in-law!" ”

The second aunt picked up the feather duster placed on several cases and pointed at Hu Yuwen: "Are you ashamed?" A girl's family has not yet decided on a marriage, so she will be a father-in-law? ”

"If you don't let me say it, I want to say it, and I will say it a hundred times." Hu Yuwen walked around the case, lest the second aunt's feather duster slap her face.

"Don't let me catch you, or I'll kill you little white-eyed wolf today!"

The mother and daughter chased after me, circling around the table.

Just when the two of them were tired and half dead, and they hadn't decided the winner or loser, the little maid's trembling voice came: "Back to the little lady, the cook said that I can't make celery porridge today." ”

The second aunt's eyes suddenly widened with anger and shouted, "What? Do you think I'm being bullied if I get hit by the board? I have to teach them a lesson today! ”

Hu Yuwen looked at the second aunt with her arms rolled up her sleeves and the appearance of a feather duster, her heart blossomed, and she couldn't help but say: "Since you can't make celery porridge, then eat bacon porridge." ”

The second aunt glared at Hu Yuwen angrily and scolded: "You white-eyed wolf with your elbow turned out. ”

The little maid's head was about to drop to the ground, and she said, "Back to the second lady, I'm afraid the bacon porridge won't be done." ”

The second aunt held her waist and laughed: "You little rabbit cub, since the old lady can't eat celery porridge, you don't have to think about the bacon porridge. ”

Hu Yuwen suddenly jumped to her feet and said angrily: "I'm going to go to the housemother now to ask for an explanation!" ”

The mother and daughter have already made up for the house fight drama in which the housekeeper ordered someone to withhold their rations.

The little maid knelt down directly, crying and crying: "This is not about the housemother's business, it is Sanniang...... The third lady ordered someone to take all the bacon and celery in the house this morning. ”

The second aunt almost fainted, why is this haunting Hu Dajing so bad?

"It seems that Hu Dajing has calculated!" The second aunt gritted her teeth.

Hu Yuwen rolled her eyes, it seemed that A-Niang didn't know anything about Hu Dajing.

She explained helplessly: "Even if Cui is half-blind, he can't count us to drink these two porridges today, and the brainless Hu Dajing won't care about this." ”

"If she hadn't calculated us in advance, in order to anger our mother, then what would she want so much celery and bacon?"

Hu Yuwen spread her hands and said, "I don't know." ”

"You know what?" The second aunt looked at the little slave who was scared and cried.

"I don't know, but I heard that Sanniang went to school this morning."

"Class?" The second aunt's face was full of doubts, and then she suddenly realized, "I understand, she is giving a gift to her master!" ”

This kid is so young, and he is so sophisticated.

Hu Yuwen felt uncomfortable, she didn't go to Taiming Academy to study alone, and Hu Yangyao's oil bottle went.

She is the only one who invites her master to come to her home every day to teach.

The second aunt was also resentful in her heart, it was because of Hu Dajing's ass that she was beaten on the board, and after living for so many years, she had never been beaten.

Every time I think back to the scene of being hit by the board that day, my butt will throb and hurt.

The mother and daughter looked at each other, and then smiled meaningfully.

……

Hu Dajing carried a hemp bag on his left shoulder, in which a few celery leaves were exposed, and a large wine jar on his right shoulder.

When the students on the mountain road saw this scene, they were shocked, and they retreated, making way for Hu Dajing.

After Hu Dajing walked over, all the gentlemen gathered together, exchanged heads and ears, and talked about it.

"This is the third mother of the Hu family?"

"Who could she be if not?"

"Isn't she dead?" One of the green-clad students covered their mouths and whispered.

"Brother Liu Yuan, you can eat indiscriminately, you can't talk nonsense." The other said, "If she hears, she'll kill you." ”

Frightened, Liu Yuan's face instantly turned pale as paper.

"I've heard about it too, and it's still Tian Daniu's words."

"Nonsense, if you die, where can you still be here? I've heard that she's crazy now, and she's so crazy that she beats herself. ”

The student who said this frowned and looked mysterious.

"Will she eat people?" A curious inquiry was inserted above the heads of the monarchs.

The gentlemen discussed to the realm of selflessness, and did not notice this extremely discordant voice.

"Maybe one day the beast will be so big that you can't control yourself, so you will eat yourself." Although Liu Yuan was scared to death, he couldn't help but analyze it carefully.

The more timid you are, the more you can't help but listen to some strange stories.

"Fart!" Xue Song descended from the sky and grabbed Liu Yuan's collar, "Talking nonsense, they are all classmates, how can they slander others at will behind their backs!" ”

When the gentlemen turned around, they saw Xue Song and Li Chengran coming behind them at some point, and everyone hurriedly scattered.

Only the green-clothed student who had nowhere to escape weakly defended, "You haven't seen it, maybe Hu Sanniang will really eat herself." ”

Xue Song felt that Liu Yuan in his hand was mentally retarded: "Didn't you just see Hu Sanniang walking in front of you intact!" ”

"Maybe it's a ghost?"

Li Chengran couldn't hold back any longer, and with a neat punch, the nosebleed of Liu Yuan's two nostrils couldn't be stopped.

"Chew the root of the tongue in the back, you should fight! Go back and tell your mother, why I beat you today. ”

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