258 The first blow of the foolish baby's pit army

The door to the conference room was closed, and the young officer turned his head, glanced at a few people, and said, "Enter one by one in the order I just called." As he spoke, he opened the door to the conference room, and several people couldn't help but look at each other, and then the first guy to be named walked in tremblingly, and as soon as his figure entered the door, the young officer closed the door, turned his head and glared at the curious people, but said nothing.

Three minutes later, the first guy came out, his expression was a little distorted and strange, he glanced at the few people waiting outside, and walked behind the young officer without saying a word, silent~!

Among the rest of the people, in addition to the three of Xiao Jingchen Garrison and Song Chao, the other six grind their teeth together, and Mu has a comradely love little bastard~!

The second man plucked up the courage to enter the door, and came out after the quarter, and stood silently behind the young officer with the same distorted expression, without saying a word.

Then there is the third and fourth, Wei Shu and Song Chao are different from the others, the former stayed for nearly ten minutes before coming out, the latter didn't know that there was a miracle with Shenma, Brother Kou was the last, it was Xiao Jingchen's turn, she had never had the nerve called "worried", and walked into the door by herself.

The conference room is very empty, there are only three tables arranged in a row, behind the table sit three officers in military uniforms, two men and one woman, facing the table is a chair, the chair is almost located in the middle of the entire conference room, there is a distance between the tables, there is no shop in front of the village, there will be a sense of loneliness and tension sitting on it, and the psychological quality is slightly worse will definitely have stage fright.

The female officer's temper seemed to be very good, and she smiled and said, "Don't be nervous, sit down!" Xiao Jingchen nodded and sat honestly on the chair, his back was habitually straight, his feet were together, his hands rested on his knees, and he looked like a typical good baby, the officer on the left frowned unconsciously, and the officer on the right looked at the good baby with pure eyes with interest.

The female officer looked at the information in her hand and said with a smile, "Your name is Bai Jingchen, you are eighteen years old this year, and you have just taken the college entrance examination?" ”

Xiao Jingchen nodded, and the female officer said again, "I'm curious, why don't you go to college, but it's very hard to come to be a soldier." ”

Xiao Jingchen was raised by Bai Xijing since she was a child, and her typical ten fingers do not touch the spring water, not to mention doing housework, even the bath water is prepared by her father in advance, and although her clothes have a brand logo, she knows that the price is not expensive at a glance, this kind of rich daughter who is pampered and spoiled and grew up is really not suitable for being a soldier, because most of them can't stand the suffering in the army.

Xiao Jingchen thought about it seriously and said, "I can't get into college, so I won't study."

The officer on the left said, "You came to the army because you couldn't get into college?" So, if you are admitted to university, you will not be in the army, right? ”

Xiao Jingchen thought about it and nodded, if she could be admitted to college, her father would not have to worry about all kinds of entanglements, and she would not need to make a choice.

The officer on the left had a dark face: "What do you think of the troops?" His voice suddenly increased, in the empty room, the echo was mixed with the original sound, if he changed someone, he would be frightened to the heart, but Xiao Jingchen just silently turned his head to look at him, wondering, "What should I take the army for?" ”

Officer: "Do you want him to answer this question??。 D mouth dagger north interview is like this, in the vast majority of cases, someone pretends to be red-faced, someone pretends to be black-faced, and the rest is naturally white-faced.

The officer on the right opened his mouth and asked, "I see that your eyesight is good, have you ever exercised?" ”

Xiao Jingchen thought for a while and nodded, "Yes, I run and exercise every morning, together with rancid cabbage buns and eggplants." ”

"Boom? Vegetable buns? Eggplant? The corner of the officer's mouth on the right twitched unconsciously, and the officer on the left snorted coldly, "Foodie!" ”

I have to say, in a way, brother, you are the truth!!

Probably because he was said to be a foodie and said that he was used to it, Xiao Jingchen looked back quite calmly, "Dad said, it is a blessing to be able to eat." Officer: "......"

The female officer has been silently watching the interaction between Xiao Jingchen and the two male officers, hearing her last sentence, and then looking at her serious expression, the female officer frowned unconsciously, I don't know if it is her delusion, she feels that this little girl's reaction is a little dull? ?

The female officer thought for a moment and said softly, "Let me ask you a question, what would you do if you accidentally dropped a hundred yuan?" ”

Xiao Jingchen's big eyes blinked, "Of course it's to pick it up, otherwise what else can I do?" ”

The corners of the female officer's mouth twitched, she was speechless for two seconds, and continued: "What if a thief stole your wallet?" ”

Xiao Jingchen continued to blink with big eyes, and said seriously, "I have a wallet and will not be stolen." ”

The female officer's eyes widened, and Lou was crazy: "What I said was "if" "if, you were stolen money?......"

Xiao Jingchen is more serious, "I have a wallet, can it be stolen?" ”

Female officer: "Okay, let's change the question" What would you do if you were alone and encountered a gangster? ”

Xiao Jingchen blinked his eyes again, pursed his lips and laughed with two small dimples, "He can't be fierce against me." Female officer: "......"

Male officer: "......"

The three of them looked at each other tacitly, and there was a flash of worry in their eyes, although this little girl's eyesight is very good, but there seems to be a problem with this brain, or the ability to understand is not good?? Do you feel swollen...... Slightly dull?!

The female officer sighed silently, it seems that this rare female sniper has to give up, the more talented people are, the more they need the wisdom to match their talents, otherwise, once there is a problem, it will only harm others and themselves, no matter how much you value her excellent eyesight, you can't accept it.

The female officer silently lowered her head and wrote the final comment, and sighed secretly in her heart, hey~!

The amiable officer on the right said happily, "Okay, the interview is over, you can go out." ”

"Oh." Xiao Jingchen nodded, turned around and slowly walked to the closed door, when her hand held the doorknob, she suddenly paused, she couldn't help but turn around, and said, "Can I ask a question?" The officer on the right smiled mildly and nodded, "You ask!" ”

"What's the point of the question you just asked me??" The big flickering eyes were full of confusion and incomprehension.

The officer's smile on the right stiffened slightly, and the officer on the left couldn't help but cover his face, but his tone softened a lot, "I don't understand this, of course, it's a test of your on-the-spot reaction, if you don't even have this ability to adapt to changes, even if you enter the army, you won't have much development." ”

Hearing this, Xiao Jingchen was even more confused, "Ask a few questions to test the ability to adapt to changes?" Of course, the female officer couldn't help but laugh and look up, but if she couldn't even cope with such a simple question in this hypothetical state, wouldn't she be even more helpless when facing real danger? ”

Xiao Jingchen thought about it, turned around and strode back, stood in front of the chair, and said seriously, "I still want to ask you a question." The officer on the left frowned again, and was about to say something, but was stopped by the female officer, who smiled and said, "You ask." ”

Xiao Jingchen pointed to the porcelain water cup on the table and said, "What will you do if I break the lid of the cup and press your throat with a sharp porcelain piece?" ”

The female officer was stunned for a moment, but she didn't react for a while, but the officer on the left couldn't help laughing, "Hold our throat with a porcelain piece?" Okay, you can try, if you can really hold my throat, I will immediately agree to recruit you into the army.

Xiao Jingchen tilted his head, "You haven't answered my question yet." Huo Ran, the officer on the left, stood up, stared at Xiao Jingchen tightly, and laughed angrily, "My 'answer' is: no, can, can"

Before the sound of the word "can" fell, he felt that the sudden figure in front of him flashed, and the sound of porcelain cracking seemed a little deafening in the empty room, and he was startled, and before he could react, his neck suddenly cooled, and he stood stiffly in place.

Xiao Jingchen sat on the table, his legs naturally drooped and swayed slightly, his body crossed the table, his arms stretched straight, and he pinched a broken porcelain cup lid in his claws, the sharp crack pressed the officer's carotid artery, as long as he used a little force, he would immediately splatter blood on the spot.

The female officer and another male officer stood up suddenly, their eyes unconsciously with coldness, "What are you doing!" ”

Xiao Jingchen turned his head, looked at them innocently, and said, "You see, even if you can answer the question, you can't react in the case of the truth, I have always felt that "assumption itself is a lie, so no matter how you answer, it is a lie, you have not really been there, and you will never know how much strength you can exert and how much potential you can excavate, you say, right??" ”

Interview officer trio: "......" The female officer's expression suddenly became a little complicated, she silently erased the handwriting on the evaluation report, and said, "So the previous question, you deliberately messed with us?" Xiao Jingchen shook his head and said seriously, "I didn't mess around, although" assumed, it was all a lie, but what I said was the truth, and I never lied. ,…

The female officer nodded, "Okay, you passed the interview, I'm glad to have a comrade like you." Xiao Jingchen immediately pursed his lips and laughed at two small dimples, jumped off the table with crooked eyebrows, picked up the fragments of the porcelain cup lid on the ground, and put it on the table together with the "murder weapon" in his hand, "I'm also very happy." This time, she did open the door and leave, leaving the room with three sweaty interviewers.

I'm going~, this year's child, what a special rape~!