Chapter 67: Bed Bugs
Chapter 67: Bed Bugs
Outside the hall, the big 'jade' orchid 'flower' at the mouth of the bowl is blooming 'bright'. One by one, one by one, white as clotted fat, fragrant.
Liu Zijin turned his head under a 'jade' orchid tree and saluted Jiang Ruonan, "I don't know what happened to Mrs. Hou calling the lower officials?" ”
Jiang Ruonan said with a smile: "I just saw that Imperial Doctor Liu seemed to have something to say to me, could it be that I was wrong?" ”
Liu Zijin smiled, his 'jade'-like skin was a little red, and Jiang Ruonan was so envious, what did this man want such good skin......
Although the skin on Jiang Ruonan's body is better than that on his face, it is still worse than Liu Zijin.
Liu Zijin raised his head and looked at Jiang Ruonan, his clear eyes smiled faintly, "Madam actually saw it?" ”
You're doing it so obviously, what can't you do? Jiang Ruonan muttered in his heart.
At this time, the morning sun jumped out of the clouds, and in an instant, the glow was shining, and his back was to the sun, and his body was rendered with a beautiful 'color', in the morning glow. He stood under the fragrant 'jade' orchid tree, just like a fairy, clean and warm, out of the dust.
"Madam, I want to thank Madame, two days ago, Sister She, Sister She......" Speaking of this, a trace of crimson appeared on Liu Zijin's white 'jade' skin,
When Jiang Ruonan heard this, a flash of inspiration moved in his mind, and he rushed out: "Is Miss Liu's menstrual affair coming?" ”
"Ah...... It's ......" Liu Zijin didn't expect her to shout so loudly, looking at her with her mouth open, the crimson on her face was deeper, and she was illuminated by the sun, and her 'glamorous' beauty was incomparable.
Jiang Ruonan was very happy when he heard that Liu Zitong was coming, he didn't notice Liu Zijin's abnormality, and said to himself: "It's been a few days since the last scraping, and I will go to the house to scrape Miss Liu in two days, it shouldn't be long before Miss Liu will be cured!" ”
Will you come back to his house in two days? Liu Zijin couldn't help but feel a little joy in his heart,
"Thank you so much, ma'am."
Jiang Ruonan waved his hand and said: "Imperial Doctor Liu is not polite, this is what I should do, I am very happy to make some compensation for Miss Liu!" ”
Liu Zijin said a few polite words, and when he looked back, it was not too early, so he resigned.
Return to the inner sanctum. I heard Ah Ye order to pass breakfast. But I heard the queen mother say: "Yesterday, the emperor said that he would come to accompany me for breakfast today, wait for him!" ”
When Jiang Ruonan heard this, he smiled and said: "The emperor always thinks about the queen mother, it's really filial!" ”
The Queen Mother was very helpful when she heard this.
Soon after, the emperor walked in in a shiny civilian dress, and it seemed that he had changed his clothes after going down from the court.
As he walked, he said with a smile: "Queen Mother, Erchen didn't break his promise!" When he looked up and saw Jiang Ruonan, he rushed out in a daze, "Jiang Ruonan, why are you here again?" ”
What are these words? Jiang Ruonan was a little embarrassed in his heart, I didn't come to see you!
Embarrassing is embarrassing, etiquette still has to be done, this is the benefit of the emperor, no matter how faceless it is, people have to accompany the smiling face.
The Queen Mother was not happy when she heard this, "It's the mourning family who called Ruolan to come, what's the matter, the emperor has an opinion?" ”
The only one who can make the emperor smile is the queen mother
"The queen mother's words, the sons are just casually speaking." As he spoke, he walked to the Queen Mother and sat down, and glanced at Jiang Ruolan when he turned his head. Why does the Queen Mother help her every time? Where is she doing? It's not very pretty. Not to mention being well-behaved, it's really weird!
Jiang Ruonan turned his face away, only to feel cold in his heart.
How could the queen mother really be angry with her son, and chatted with her son again.
"You said you were coming, I specially let the stewed ginseng 'chicken' soup make up for you, the emperor has been working hard for state affairs recently, and he is a lot haggard."
Jiang Ruonan couldn't help but slander in his heart, I'm afraid that it wasn't because of state affairs, thinking of the warblers and Yanyan I saw before, I couldn't help but think of the picture of an outstanding 'woman' robbing a man. I finally couldn't hold back my laughter.
"Although the flood is troublesome, it is still difficult for the sons, and the queen mother can rest assured."
After the mother and son chatted a few words, the Queen Mother ordered someone to have breakfast.
A group of palace 'female' eunuchs rushed in with plates, and the plates and saucers filled a large table, and all kinds of early things made Jiang Ruonan's eyes 'dazzled' and 'chaotic'.
There are five kinds of porridge alone, seven or eight kinds of buns, as well as a variety of side dishes, various types of 'meat', and fruits.
It's too extravagant, can the two of them finish eating? Jiang Ruonan sighed in his heart.
The Queen Mother got up, Jiang Ruonan hurriedly went up to support the Queen Mother, Emperor Jing Xuan lifted his mouth when he saw it, but he was 'Ting' and would be courteous......
The Queen Mother and the Emperor sat down separately, and after the Queen Mother sat down, she turned her head and said to Jiang Ruonan: "Ruolan, eat some together?" ”
Jiang Ruonan hurriedly shook his head, "Ruolan has already eaten it." "Sharing a table with the Emperor is definitely indigestion!
After a little eunuch tested the poison with a silver needle, Ah Ye and the emperor's close 'attendants' respectively clothed the two of them.
Ah Ye pointed to a bowl of porridge cooked with sticky white onion 'flowers' floating on top and small fruits of various colors. Said to the Queen Mother: "The Queen Mother." This is the fragrant rice paid tribute by the Mingyue Kingdom, the most 'fine' and fine, the taste is very good, do you want to taste it? ”
When the Queen Mother heard this, she became interested and said hello.
But Jiang Ruonan frowned when he heard "'fine' fine" once.
Over there, Ah Ye saw that the Queen Mother was interested, so he hurriedly filled a full bowl, looking forward to the Queen Mother eating more.
When the emperor saw that the queen mother had an appetite, he was also very happy, and asked the eunuch to serve a bowl of this porridge.
The white 'jade' bowl contains red, red, green and green sticky porridge, exuding a kind of 'tempting' fragrance, the queen mother suddenly came to the appetite, picked up the 'jade' spoon next to it, tasted it gently, only to feel that the entrance is fragrant and glutinous, sweet and delicious, and the feeling of fine and smooth seems to go straight to the bottom of people's hearts. The Queen Mother ate very satisfied, and the emperor saw that the Queen Mother was eating happily, and there was a smile on his face. Recently, the Queen Mother has a bad appetite, and he has also taken a lot of responsibility.
"Pass it on, and this kind of rice will be used in the Queen Mother's Cining Palace in the future!" Seeing that the Queen Mother liked to eat, the emperor simply allocated all the tribute rice to Cining Palace.
The Queen Mother saw that the emperor was filial. Naturally, I was happy in my heart.
At this time, Jiang Ruonan on the side suddenly spoke: "Your Majesty, this Empress Dowager Mi can't be used often!" ”
The Queen Mother was stunned, put down the 'jade' spoon in her hand, and suddenly lost her appetite.
The emperor immediately frowned and said unhappily, "Why is this? "The two of them were happily eating, and she came to 'plug' something! Do you think that if the Queen Mother dotes on her, she can point fingers in front of him?
Ah Ye saw that the Queen Mother finally ate half a bowl of porridge, but stopped because of Jiang Ruonan's words, and she was also a little unhappy in her heart: "Miss Ruolan, the Queen Mother finally likes to eat something." ”
Jiang Ruonan walked to the Queen Mother and took away the fragrant rice porridge in front of her. I changed the bowl again, and put a little buckwheat barley porridge in front of the Queen Mother.
"Queen Mother, Your Majesty." Jiang Ruonan looked at the two of them and said, "I know that the emperor is filial piety, and I want the queen mother to often eat the food she likes, but the fragrant rice is too 'fine', and it is okay to eat one and a half meals occasionally, but if you eat it for a long time, it is not conducive to the queen mother's condition!" The queen mother's diet should be coarse and not 'fine', and coarse grains such as buckwheat can lower blood sugar and fat are the most suitable foods for the queen mother! ”
The Queen Mother was skeptical: "There is such a thing? ”
Emperor Jing Xuan put down the chopsticks in his hand, looked at Jiang Ruonan, and said with a sneer: "Jiang Ruolan, what do you know?" Pretending to be here is just trying to invite pets! ”
Does the emperor owe 'pumping' so much...... Jiang Ruonan had a fire in her heart, but she didn't dare to attack, she looked at the emperor and said unhurriedly: "Your Majesty, can you prove that my words are wrong?" ”
Emperor Jing Xuan was speechless for a while, and he was very annoyed in his heart, and he couldn't help but take out the majesty of the Son of Heaven, stood up and pointed at her and shouted: "Bold Jiang Ruolan, you dare to speak to me like this!" Don't you think I dare not cure your sins! "To be honest, he already didn't like her!
What, so that there is a punishment? Jiang Ruonan's heart trembled, looking at the emperor's cold gaze, D, if you can't say it, people will use their identity to oppress people......
"Emperor, don't scare Ruolan!" The Queen Mother said loudly.
"Queen Mother, just because you have been used to her, you spoiled her unscrupulously, today, I let her know what etiquette is!"
Seeing that the emperor was really angry, Ah Ye was also a little panicked, and hurriedly whispered to Jiang Ruolan; "Miss Ruolan, hurry up and kneel down and ask for sin!"
Jiang Ruonan was forced to kneel, to be honest, she didn't have the courage to fight against the emperor. But she was also very unconvinced. A fire was held in her heart and rushed out, and in the end, she couldn't help but raise her head, looked at Emperor Jing Xuan, and said, "What crime does the emperor want to treat the minister's 'woman'?" Is it because of the courtier's 'wife''s concern for the Queen Mother'? Where is the number of courtesies of the minister's 'woman' wrong, please also ask the emperor to explain, so that the minister's 'woman' can be convinced! “
Dare to talk to him like this, it is clearly a provocation! Emperor Jing Xuan looked down at her, his brows jumping.
But what went wrong? There's really no way to say anything wrong......
Emperor Jing Xuan was speechless, so angry that his face changed!
Jiang Ruonan didn't dare to let the emperor get off the stage, so he hurriedly moved the ladder, "Your Majesty, a large part of the ingredients of 'fine' rice has been destroyed, and the sugar in it is easily absorbed by the stomach and intestines, affecting the condition of the Queen Mother, so it is not suitable for long-term consumption, the Queen Mother's diet should eat less and more meals, those who like to eat must not eat more, and those who don't like to eat must also eat some for the sake of illness, I know that this is an uncomfortable process, and I also know that the emperor cares about the Queen Mother, so even if it offends the true dragon emperor, the minister's 'wife' can't help but say nothing!" If there is anything conflicting in the words of the minister's 'wife', please also ask the emperor to forgive the minister's 'woman' for the sake of the minister's 'woman' for the sake of the sincere heart of the minister's 'woman'! ”
As he spoke, he kowtowed to the emperor.
The emperor listened to her words, his face looked much better, and when he heard the last sentence of "sincere heart", he almost laughed out loud
"Jiang Ruolan, this sincere heart is really ruined by these four words on you!"
Jiang Ruonan lowered his head and secretly pursed his lips, and cursed him secretly, what a dragon, it's obviously a worm, a bed bug!
"Okay, Ruolan is dedicated to me, you see how scared her!" Seeing that the emperor had turned her face, the Queen Mother hurriedly played a round.
The emperor looked down at Jiang Ruonan, who was kneeling at his feet, and said, "Jiang Ruolan, about what you said, I will ask the envoy of the Liu Academy, if you have half a word of falsehood, regardless of whether you are sincere or not, I will punish you for the crime of bullying the king!" ”
"The minister's 'woman' doesn't dare." Jiang Ruonan couldn't wait to spit on the pair of gold silk boots in front of him!