Volume 1 A Small Mountain Village in the Cracks Chapter 56 Occupy Waran Village
Outside Valan Mountain, Li Laosan's throat was smoking when he jumped to his feet and scolded, but no one in Valan Village came out to take a look, and he didn't even scold back, it seemed that he was like a clown jumping off the beam.
Tang Yi leaned against a big tree, threw a pot of wine to Li Laosan, and said with a smile: "How is it, third brother?
"That old boy is like a turtle, what can I do?"
After Li Laosan took a big sip of wine, he wiped the wine dripping from the corner of his mouth with his sleeve and said to Tang Yi: "Could it be that you have any good way?"
"That's nature. You didn't even get to the point. As long as I say a word, he will come out immediately, believe it or not?" Tang Yi raised his eyebrows, looking like he was in his chest.
Tang Yi's voice was very loud, as if he was deliberately letting the big boss hear it.
The big boss was scolded by Li Laosan for a long time, and he couldn't help it anymore. Although he is not as smart as the second master, he is also a suspicious person by nature, so when he heard Tang Yi's words, he immediately pricked up his ears and said in his heart, "Could it be that this kid knows Lao Tzu's heels?"
It's just that he didn't hear Tang Yi's voice after listening to it for a long time, and when he was about to raise his head to drink, he suddenly heard a paragraph of chattering, and there were a lot of things, and his scalp was numb when he listened to it, and he didn't understand what it meant.
When the big boss was puzzled, Li Laosan suddenly laughed, and after laughing for a long time, he said: "It turns out that the most angry thing about the lynx is this sentence." Brother Tang, why don't you just say it? Isn't that better?"
"You know a fart! Lao Tzu doesn't want him to kill innocents indiscriminately, if these words are heard by those little minions, the big boss will not have to slaughter them all?"
"Then how do you know he's going to get angry when he hears that?"
"Of course the Varan bandits told me. ”
"Varan bandits?"
"That's right. The bandits of Blackwater Village have been annihilated, otherwise how do you think I got out of Blackwater?"
'That kid must be talking about Lao Tzu's child!'
Although the lord of the village is a short-tempered master, there is only one sentence that can really anger him, except for the second master, only two people in the entire Valan Village know.
Giving birth to a son without a fart eye is a very common swearing, which may not be lethal to others, but to the big boss, the lethality is extremely powerful. Because he really had a son who had no butt eyes, and he strangled him to death with his own hands, and then whenever he heard that someone said that he had no butt eyes when he gave birth to a son, he would immediately get angry.
Where did Tang Yi know what to scold and he would get angry? In fact, he just dragged a few ancient words that he didn't understand.
He was just taking advantage of the curiosity and suspicion in people's hearts. The big boss was angry when he heard that he could scold him in one sentence, even if he was angry and didn't want to be scolded, he must be curious about what kind of vicious words he would scold.
When he listened to it and found that he didn't understand, he would only feel inexplicable, but when he heard the conversation between Tang Yi and Li Laosan again, he would make up for what he was scolding.
Unless he has no secrets or weaknesses, as long as he has a secret that no one wants to know, even if none of those Valan bandits know about it, he will definitely be cranky.
Of course, the premise of all this is that Li Laosan has been scolding for a long time, and he will psychologically think that Tang Yi's words must be more vicious than Li Laosan. But in fact, the most vicious words are never scolded by others, but made up by their own brains, and only they know themselves best.
As soon as the big boss thought that Tang Yi would scold him for giving birth to a son, he couldn't hold back the extremely hard anger that he had already suppressed, and after slapping the little minions who delivered wine to death, he picked up his mace and walked out of the hall.
Seeing that the big boss really walked out of the walled gate, Li Laosan gave Tang Yi a thumbs up and said, "Hey, Brother Tang, it's a god!"
Tang Yi had a calm and breezy expression, ignoring Li Laosan's praise at all, as if he had just done a trivial thing that was not worth mentioning. I saw him pull out the long sword Zhu Yeqing from behind his back, holding the sword in his right hand as if walking, and slowly walked towards the big boss.
Tang Yi opened his mouth, and just wanted to say a few words, but before he could speak, the big boss had already rushed over with a furious face.
"Boy, die!" As soon as the words fell, the mace smashed down on Tang Yi's head.
Seeing this, where did Tang Yi dare to be distracted and speak? Hurriedly raised the bamboo leaf green to block upward, and his steps quickly took a few steps back. It's just that even though he had retreated a foot away, he was still smashed out by a stick, and a large mouthful of blood accompanied by internal crumbs spurted out in mid-air.
With just this blow, Tang Yi had already suffered a lot of internal injuries!
After all, the big master is a martial artist in the middle of the Yuanwu Realm, and his strength is twice as great as that of the violent bear in the early stage, and the release of true qi has also reached a distance of three zhang. Therefore, even if Tang Yi had retreated to a zhang away, he was still smashed on his chest by the true qi extending from the mace.
Tang Yi didn't have a clear understanding of the Yuanwu Realm, and even when he fought with the Violent Bear, he didn't feel the horror of the Yuanwu Realm. After all, the violent bear is only in the early stage of the Yuanwu Realm, and his true qi can only be released two or three feet outside.
Seeing that Tang Yi had suffered internal injuries before he could fight, Li Laosan hurriedly pulled out the crossbow behind his back and fired a series of shots towards the big boss.
"Crossbow?" the big boss snorted coldly, didn't even dodge, and just received fifteen crossbow arrows in a magazine. It's just that none of the fifteen crossbow arrows could hurt him in the slightest, but it only made him take a slight half step back.
The big boss stretched out his scarlet tongue, licked his lips, grinned and showed a fierce smile, and said, "Little Zai, next I will let the two of you know how powerful you are in the middle of the Yuanwu Realm!"
"Death!" The big boss picked up the mace and smashed it towards Tang Yi again, he didn't have the slightest move skills in his hands, so he smashed horizontally and vertically, and Tang Yi was smashed out again after only four or five strokes.
At this time, the long sword in his hand, Zhu Yeqing, had also come out of his hand.
That's it, Li Laosan kept harassing the big boss with a crossbow on the side, otherwise Tang Yi would be able to dodge one or two hits at most.
After Tang Yi fell to the ground, he picked up the bamboo leaf green that happened to fall beside him, turned around and fled down the mountain, shouting loudly as he fled: "The wind is tight, pull it!"
He's not the kind of person who has to fight hard even if he can't win, and if he can't fight, he has to go up and be reckless, that's stupid. Why don't you run away if you can't beat and fight? When it's time to admit it, you will admit it, and you won't be ashamed!
Li Laosan looked at Tang Yi and was stunned for a long time, then he reacted and hurriedly fled down the mountain.
'What the...... Didn't you say that you want a right-handed hammer to blow up the boss? Why did you run away so quickly?'
Tang Yi was injured in his left hand, and originally Li Laosan also said that he should heal his injury first and then come to Valan Village, anyway, it was not bad for ten days and a half months, but Tang Yi bragged that he beat the big boss with one hand.
It was indeed hanged, but Tang Yi was hanged.
The speed of the two of them running away is very fast, but the speed of the big boss is even faster, and he has already remembered Tang Yi, who scolded him before for 'giving birth to a son without fart eyes', although this kid scolded him in an extremely obscure way, but this will only make the big boss hate him even more.
Therefore, when he caught up with Li Laosan, who was lagging behind, he just smashed Li Laosan into the air with a stick, and he didn't care whether Li Laosan was dead or not, so he chased straight after Tang Yi.
In the middle stage of the Yuanwu Realm, it was already possible to completely release the true qi, and use the true qi to hurry, even if Tang Yi's speed was not slow, he still looked like a snail compared to the big masters.
Fortunately, when he left Valan Village for more than 100 zhang or so, there were already many mountains and forests on both sides of the mountain road, so Tang Yi was able to rely on the cover of trees to avoid the attacks of the big bosses several times.
Just when Tang Yi and the big boss were chasing and fighting in the mountains and forests, a group of more than a dozen people drove two mountain deer and suddenly appeared at the foot of Valan Mountain, and the mountain deer carried two small boxes behind each other.
The mountain deer walked tremblingly and slowly, and it was clear that the contents of the box were very heavy.
After the group walked to the gate of Waran Village, a forty or fifty big man knocked on the big iron door of the cottage with a smile on his face, and when the little minion in the stone room of the alley stuck out his head, he explained with a smile: "King, King, we are the villagers from Lijia Village who came to send the offering silver." ”
"Offering?" This little minion is the one who coveted Li Laosan for hundreds of taels of silver.
I saw him squint his eyes and look up and down at the big man and the people behind him, and then said suspiciously: "Didn't all the offerings of silver be sent to the bath on April 15? Why is it coming again now?"
The big man hurriedly handed over a letter of silver through the iron door, and said, "Isn't this a day late when we went to Yuhuang Pass last time?" The big boss is merciful, let us hand over another piece of the offering silver, and we will be exempted from our guilt." ”
"King, can you please open the door?" Seeing that the little minion didn't seem to be very satisfied with the silver envelope, the big man turned around and found some scattered silver on the dozen or so people behind him.
The big man took the silver and handed it to the little minion, laughing and begging bitterly: "King, we don't dare to use the offering silver to honor the king indiscriminately, please be accommodating." ”
After the little minion weighed the silver, he opened the iron fence door with satisfaction.
After Tang Yi took the big boss to spare about half an hour in the mountains and forests, he finally had to escape from the dense forest under the persecution of the big boss. Beyond the dense forest was a mountain road about several zhang wide, and at this time, the big boss finally blocked Tang Yi's way.
"Boy, keep running, why don't you run?" The corners of the big boss's mouth rose, he smiled sadly, and was about to pick up his mace and smash it on Tang Yi's head, when he suddenly heard a 'bang' sound, and the ground in front of him was illuminated.
He hurriedly turned his head and looked behind him, only to see a scimitar pattern appear in the sky directly above Valanzhai. As soon as he saw this scene, the big boss broke out in a cold sweat, and he understood why his junior brother repeatedly told him not to leave the mountain gate for half a step.