"Brother Hechang, you are talented, can you teach me?"

"Meow meow!"

"Learn to meow, it's easy! Whoa! ”

Since then, Jiang Hechang has never sung this song again.

"How old are you? How old is it? ”

“250！”

"Brother Hechang, you are quite humorous. 250？ It's not a god, it's a corpse. ”

"He said what about you! Simpleton. ”

"Brother Long, why are you coming up again!"

"I'm here to report something unfortunate."

"What's wrong? Brother Long, you were fired so quickly? ”

Minglong gave Niu Ruifei a slightly narrowed look and let him experience it for himself.

"I can't cover up in our dormitory, the eldest sister who came just now will ......"

"That's Auntie!"

"I said sister is sister."

It turned out that the housekeeper was at the door.

When she walked in with vigorous steps, the words echoing in the room were all "sister".

"Sister, do you want to sit on my bed? Sister. ”

Niu Ruifei warmly entertained the dormitory supervisor.

But when people looked around him, they actually had the same retching.

"You have to have one day, the room matches the sign outside, otherwise, I will take it away without mercy."

Jiang Hechang walked out of the bathroom, with his own halo.

Even if it's just the aperture of an incandescent lamp.

Jiang Hechang, who eats both men and women, only has no effect on the old virgin aunt.

Not close to men?

Do you want it~!

"Minglong, you said you have to take a bath in the morning and evening, can you wash it in this place? The hairs are all plugged. Ah! What kind of hair is this, hurry up and clean it up, it's dirty. ”

"It's not mine, I don't have hair!"

Minglong's words, all the focused eyes, were sweeping towards him.

Residential supervisors are included.

"I'm talking about hair."

……

In the freshman girls' building, there was a cry.

"Dad, don't do this to me! No, no, no! ”

"Yi Miaohan! What happened to you? ”

"My dad, he said, he said ......"

Shu Yaai's tissues were pulled out one by one by Yi Miaohan.

It's not wiping your tears, or blowing your nose.

With not many tissues running out, it's time to put a stop.

"You have said these two words at least dozens of times, and I seriously doubt that your relatives have said them all."

"Mom! My mom didn't speak! My deceased mother, I miss you! You're there, my dad absolutely! You won't be so cruel to me! ”

The tissue box was looked inside by Yi Miaohan's eyes full of tears, and it was used as a kaleidoscope to look inside.

"Wow!"

The big snot flowed and was sucked up by her.

Shu Yaai, who was sitting on the bed, lowered her head and bent over.

His head drilled under the crotch of his legs, dragging something under the bed.

When she took out another fresh paper bag, Yi Miaohan had already broken open the empty box shell just now, rubbed it softly, and blocked her nostrils.

But what she couldn't stop crying with her mouth wide open.

Because the mouth is engaged in speech and wheezing, the shouting can be a little quieter.

"Yi Miaohan! There's nothing that can't be solved with one meal, let's go for supper, it just so happens that I haven't eaten enough at noon! ”

"Don't mention eating! Don't mention eating! ”

Yi Miaohan cried even more sadly, and the two lines of tears in her eyes turned into two channels, as if she could put the lid on it and make it a sewer.

If the snot is not blown in time, it will also enter the mouth, and if you lick it, the taste will become a source of pain.

Seeing that this box of tissues is also going to bottom out.

"What the hell is going on? You don't tell me, I'm hungry, I'm going to eat by myself, and I'll listen to you when I come back. ”

"Wait! Yaai, are you please? ”

"It's okay to please, but I have conditions, if you don't cry and tell me something, I'll please."

Yi Miaohan wiped her face and pinched her nose.

After that, put down the tissue box.

"Let's go!"