Chapter 107: If you don't accept it, do it!
Hu Dajing and Zhang Yusen, who were lying under the stones, glared angrily, trying to kill each other with their eyes, but their hearts did not fall behind, and they took out each other's eighteen generations of ancestors, and condemned them fiercely and silently.
And Mr. Liushu and Dou Dachangshi outside are even more talking, flying needles are sprinkled indiscriminately, and hand-to-hand combat is chaotic.
Far and near, light and dark, all came again.
Everyone is also an old acquaintance, I haven't seen each other for so many years, and it's not interesting to just fight, what's the matter, I have to greet each other.
One is to express the feelings of missing each other, and the other is to help the fight.
So, Mr. Liushu and Dou Dachangshi used all the swear words they knew in their lives on each other.
Zhang Yusen and Hu Dajing were dumbfounded.
They never thought that Mr. Liushu, who usually looks serious, scolded his mother and had a fight with Liu Yuan's mother.
It's just unbearable.
After a fierce exchange of words, Dou An was defeated, and he tried to overwhelm Mr. Liushu with a loud voice halfway, but to no avail.
Mr. Liushu is like a series of guns, and the more he scolds, the more addicted he becomes, and Dou An's scolding is hot-headed and his consciousness is chaotic.
"Song Xingshu, I must have hacked you today!" The roar of the bear shook the earth.
There was a loud bang, and Hu Dajing and Zhang Yusen's ears hurt.
"Yo, I can't scold, you have taken out this big flower knife, it's amazing!" Mr. Liushu couldn't be faker anymore.
"Hmph, over the years, how many people have died under my knife, not many more than you, Song Xingshu, take your life!"
Another loud bang.
"If you want my life, then you will chase me, and if you catch up, I will give it to you." Mr. Liushu said playfully.
Zhang Yusen opened his eyes, ashamed to have such a cheeky and cute master.
Hu Dajing could imagine the perverted appearance of Mr. Liushu with his fist next to his cheek, taking small steps, and his eyes sparkling.
"I'm coming!" Dou An roared angrily, "Mouse essence, don't run!" ”
"Come on, come on, come after me, if you catch up with me, I'll let you ......"
The roars and laughter grew farther and farther away.
All was quiet again.
It was a very rewarding night.
Hu Dajing pushed Zhang Yusen away with one palm, picked up his ear with the other hand, and said viciously, "Where do you put your filthy pig's trotters?" ”
Zhang Yusen's back first came into contact with the stone, and then his body was suspended, and he grinned in pain.
"When I came, I took a shower, combed my hair, and wiped my lipstick." Zhang Yusen pursed his sparkling lips.
Seeing that Hu Dajing raised his hand again, Zhang Yusen explained, "I'm afraid that you will shout. ”
"Dare to quibble!" Hu Dajing couldn't bear it anymore and smacked Zhang Yusen's head a few times.
It seems that this kid has put on too much lipstick.
Zhang Yusen hated in his heart and couldn't open his mouth.
"Can you make some sense? I saved you just now! Zhang Yusen said angrily.
Hu Dajing picked up Zhang Yusen's other ear again, like picking up a rabbit, "You have the ability to say it again, who saved whom?" ”
"I saved you! That's how you treat your lifesaver? The grace of dripping water, when reciprocated with a spring, I don't ask you to repay the favor, I only ask you to hit me in the future, start lightly. ”
Hu Dajing snorted coldly, "Strong words, if I hadn't just grabbed you and pressed on you, you would have been blown up to the sky by the wind and become a paper kite, and you saved me, what about your face?" ”
"You just pressed me!" Zhang Yusen's face was shocked.
It turned out that it was not a stone that was pressing on his back, but Hu Dajing's body.
I was actually pressed by the little lady, what kind of face do you have to be when you spread it?
"Don't thank me, you can repay this kindness with your life." Hu Dajing increased the force in his hand.
Zhang Yusen held back the pain and asked, "Do you know that Dou Da Changshi?" ”
"I know your size."
"Then why did you open your mouth so wide just now when you heard Mr. Liushu call him?" Zhang Yusen looked Hu Dajing up and down, and said suspiciously.
"I'm sleepy." Hu Dajing suppressed a little panic in his heart, "On the contrary, it's you, after hearing Mr. Liushu's real name, your eyes were like polo." ”
"This is the first time I know Mr. Liushu's name, and I think it sounds good."
Hu Dajing suddenly put his head close to him, and Sen Ran smiled, "Really?" ”
Zhang Yusen held his breath and said, "Can I still lie to you?" ”
Hu Dajing threw him aside and warned, "It's better not to let me know that you lied to me." ”
With that, she yawned heavily, stood up, and prepared to go home.
Zhang Yusen continued to insist on the style of not wanting to die, and made the purpose of tonight's trip clear again: "Hu Dajing, one day you will like the excellent me." ”
"What about dreaming?" Hu Dajing did not reply.
"I'm going to get into the jinshi!"
Hu Dajing turned around abruptly and pounced on Zhang Yusen again.
Zhang Yusen burst into tears, he thought that Hu Dajing's iron-clad heart was finally moved by himself.
It's worth it to be pressed.
The touching moment of self-deception is always short-lived.
"Song Xingshu, how can you run faster than a dog?" Dou Dachangshi gasped.
Mr. Liushu said lightly: "It's faster than you." ”
There is quite a bit of hidden merit and fame.
Hu Dajing was a little skeptical, is this pig's braincase, Dou An, who looks like a wild donkey, really the emperor's eldest cousin?
"Song Xingshu, I'm inseparable from you!" I could hear that Dou An was about to gasp, and it should be said that he was about to die of anger.
Mr. Liushu persuaded, "It's been a night's run, come on, let's rest for a while, have a good chat, and catch up on the old days." ”
Dou An snorted and said arrogantly, "I have nothing to talk about with you coward!" ”
Mr. Liushu still smiled, "Then change the topic, you don't work in Chunzhou, how can you have leisure and ease and sneak here?" And you're so stupid, how do you know I'm here? ”
"I can go wherever I want, what the hell is it to you? Lao Tzu also poured blood mold for eight lifetimes, I wanted to enjoy the night view, but I didn't expect the black light to meet you! Dou An scolded with a smile, "I met a ghost who has been dead for fifteen years. ”
"This calculation, it's really fifteen years dead, it's embarrassing that you can remember it so clearly." Mr. Liushu laughed at himself.
"Bustling, coming and going, His Royal Highness the King of Wei of the Great Zhou Dynasty is peerless, who doesn't know, who doesn't know, who can forget?"
Hu Dajing and Zhang Yusen intimately covered each other's hands to each other's mouths, and no longer disliked each other's paws like pig's trotters.
"It's too famous, just an ordinary person."
I can't hear the emotion in Mr. Liushu's words.
"Young chivalry, befriending Wuduxiong. Liver and gallbladder holes, hair shrugging, it was because of this that Lao Tzu was willing to take care of you. Dou An had a little appreciation in his words.
"Huangliang is a dream, and it is prosperous."
"If you don't accept it, you can do it, where did you get so much sour hypocrisy? In Lao Tzu's eyes, stealing life is more terrible than death. ”
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