In Laizhu University, the president's office came with an uninvited guest.

"Miaohan's father, didn't you knock on the door?"

"Knock on any door, I never knock."

"That's not right, Miaohan's father, listen to me, parents are children's first teachers, only if you do it, Miaohan can ......"

Shu Yaai's mother was speaking slowly again, Tang Seng was like a monk, and Yi Miaohan's father was sleepy.

"Stop! Yi Miaohan has already gotten rid of her, and I will find a good in-law for her, which is reasonable. ”

Yi Miaohan's father was very unconvinced since Shu Yaai's mother became the principal.

He didn't understand why the people around him were promoted one after another, but he was the only one.

In the past, Shu Yaai's mother was with her, so I made do with her long nagging.

But now, Yi Miaohan's father is about to explode in the small universe.

He is unwilling to be mediocre in his life, but he lives a more ordinary life than ordinary people.

Yi Miaohan's father used the words and expressions in the Chicken Soup for the Soul to observe the colors, and found that Shu Ya's love for her mother did not change her face.

"It seems that she is a veteran! There must be a lot of corruption. ”

Yi Miaohan's father muttered quietly, patrolled with his hands behind his back, and finally found a suspicious item by him.

"Blowing up this pressure cooker, who sent you?"

"Daddy Miaohan, that's a humidifier!"

"I'm asking you, answer me head-on!"

Yi Miaohan's father suddenly became fierce, and Yi Miaohan's mother was stunned for a moment, trembling slightly.

"Boy."

"Okay, is anyone pursuing you? Ya Ai Mom. ”

"Call me Headmaster."

"Headmaster? Hehe, you're going to step down soon, right? Is it any wonder that you always enter Laizhu University halfway through and take the exam? Is the procedure regular? You took the money, didn't you? ”

"I just took over Laizhu University, and I don't know too much about the past!"

"Don't change the subject, everyone has stolen money, what else do you have to quibble? Who sent this pressure cooker? Which class! ”

"It's a humidifier!"

Yi Miaohan's father turned around suddenly, his eyes fierce. ¥ Aichi Literature Free to read

"Not enrolled."

"What? Then you are even more lacking in morality, taking money and not doing things? ”

"Later, the medical department told me that the two of them had made a lot of contributions to the topic of drinking, and they had been auditors for a while, but now I don't know where to go."

"Listen, the thief shouted to catch the thief, you must have lost them both. Yaai mother, I used to think that you were a primary school teacher and respected you, but now that you are the principal, you are disrespectful to the elderly, which is very chilling to me. ”

Yi Miaohan's father sighed lightly, and did not seem to find any favorable evidence.

But leaving like this will inevitably lose face.

"I moved the pressure cooker, just in time for what we need in our fish fillet factory."

……

In the freshman mathematics department, the bell rang for the end of class.

The students were like darts shooting, spinning around the playground.

"Master!"

Yi Miaohan was moving in the direction of Jiang Hechang, teasing the black baby.

"Mom~Mi!"

"Tease, tease, tease!"

Jiang Hechang hugged the child and turned around.

Yi Miaohan walked around Jiang Hechang again, and then naturally grabbed Jiang Hechang's long hair and stuck it to herself

on their own heads.

Jiang Hechang handed Yi Miaohan a 520 glue and stopped talking to her.

During class, Jiang Hechang wrote something in his notebook.

But when Yi Miaohan saw it, he immediately moved the book in the direction of Shu Yaai.

"Jiang Hechang, let me ask you, how should this question be solved?"

Shu Yaai was very happy and followed behind Jiang Hechang's ass.

It seemed that opportunity was in her favor again, and she was rejuvenated.

"Aunt Yi!"

Minglong stretched out his drooping arms, picked up with both hands, and aimed them at Yi Miaohan.

Since Yi Miaohan came to the house, Minglong's status has been even lower.

All the housework is included, and I have to go home and sleep every day.

Talking with my mother at night, all about my lost brother.

"Brother Long, I didn't close my eyes with Brother Chang last night, I went to the toilet and scared me, didn't you take Yi Miaohan well? It's better to give it back to him, you look at it like Brother Chang, it's quite pitiful. ”

Niu Ruifei stopped Minglong's arm with one arm, as if he was fighting for Jiang and Chang.

Minglong saw a middle-aged and elderly man behind Yi Miaohan, also pointing at her.

"Yi Miaohan, which one is Minglong?"

The appearance of Yi Miaohan's father scared Yi Miaohan.

"Daddy, Daddy, Good Daddy......"

Yi Miaohan thought that her father was going to settle accounts with Minglong, so she helped him talk.

I worked hard to illustrate a lot of advantages, and my father listened to Dayue.

"Brother Long, that's Yi Miaohan's father, you better run, it is said that daughters are all father's lovers in their previous lives, and they don't beat your lover in this world with crooked nose and eyes."

"Ah Fei, my mother has already told Aunt Yi and her father, he didn't say that he disagreed? I also asked my mother to buy more meat for her daughter, no, look at the red marks on my hands, they are all carrying meat. ”

"Have your parents met? It's going to be too fast, Brother Long. ”

Niu Ruifei let go of Minglong's hand, and seemed to be a little unaware of him.

"Brother Long, you have changed, you are quite righteous and angry, and you can do anything to rob other people's girlfriends? I'm going to think about it, and I'm not messing with you. ”

"How good are you to me? Ah Fei, I don't want to explain, you help Jiang Hechang take the children every day, like an exclusive driver, the bicycle has to be put in the trunk of your sports car, all of them are carried up by you, his children and pee on your head, you are still laughing, flattering, I have seen too much, not enough friends. But I'm different from you, Aunt Yi and I are absolutely innocent......"

"Good boy, your mom is right!"

Yi Miaohan's father patted Minglong on the back hard, and Minglong threw himself forward on Niu Ruifei.

"It's almost physical! Exercise well, and after four years, I'll see how you perform. ”

Jiang Hechang raised his head on the side and looked at Yi Miaohan's father.

"Jiang Hechang, will there be a drawback to this method......

Shu Yaai didn't get any response, raised her eyelids, and Jiang Hechang was watching Yi Miaohan's father leave the campus all the way.

"I still don't understand a little bit here, Jiang Hechang ......"

"Stay away, don't get too close to my brother."

Jiang Meimei

From outside the campus, everyone was shouting Shu Yaai.

She didn't come until she got closer.

Jiang Hechang's fans in the class, after their interaction with Jiang Hechang was blocked, they all chose to come to Jiang Meimei's camp to save the country.

"Meimei, hello!"

Shu Yaai rubbed the sweat on her hands excitedly, stretched out her arms, and waited for Jiang Meimei to shake hands.

She tugged at the corner of Jiang Hechang's clothes, "Brother, I also have a problem." ”

Jiang Meimei stood on tiptoe, and after Jiang Hechang heard it, her brows tightened slightly.

The class bell rang, and the students walked into the teaching building one after another.

Niu Ruifei followed Jiang Meimei closely, and Jiang Meimei sent her brother to the classroom before leaving.

Minglong turned his head and spoke to Jiang Hechang diagonally, but he seemed to be preoccupied and couldn't listen at all.

"Jiang Hechang, I didn't rob Aunt Yi with you, according to what I said yesterday, you take care of her, it's best not to let her stay at my house."

"It was my godmother who told me to live in Di, and I don't like you yet. Hum! ”

Yi Miaohan pouted, and she was getting stronger.

"Look at your sticky wig, it's ugly, it's too similar to Ah Fei, it's enough for me to laugh for half a year. Okay, for the sake of my mother's body, I won't quarrel with you. But the ugly words are ahead, from now on, our well water will not interfere with the river water......"

"Bang!"

Jiang Hechang got up suddenly, and the head teacher was writing on the blackboard.

"Let's do this question...... Finally, Jiang Hechang, who is the first in the grade, is invited to reveal the correct answer...... Where is he? ”

……

The bull head was in the graveyard, sneezing.

Ever since he rode a roller coaster on Planet J and flew out, his legend has been circulating in the universe.

The bull head who has become a celebrity always feels a chill in his back.

"Ahh Who said they were going to eat my legs? ”

Niutou wore a down jacket he picked up at Laizhu University, sat on a small bench, rubbed his hands together, and warmed himself over a fire.

"Ahh

And with that, horse noodles.

He just fell into the fire of the bull's head and burned his legs.

Roll on the ground until the flames are all extinguished.

The bull head didn't express concern, he didn't show surprise, and he didn't ask anymore about what seemed to be a horse's face.

"Brother Niu, are you angry with me? The first time I wore a seatbelt, and besides, your slave always moves, and two of them are wrong, can you understand? ”

The bull head didn't speak, but just stepped back the small bench away from the horse.

"Brother Niu, you only have one horn left? What the hell? ”

The bull head glared at the horse, got up and wanted to leave.

"Don't don't, it's all my fault, Brother Niu, do you think this will work? Haven't you always wanted to be reincarnated? I'll help you! ”

"Really?"

"Of course, Brother Niu, why don't I take a vacation this week, can I choose the last few days to see you? I've been getting a pedicure a long time ago. ”

The bull's chin motioned for the horse to sit on the small bench and pushed the firewood closer.

Ma Mian was worried that the fire would spread to his body again, so he quickly shook his two hooves, "I'm not cold." ”

"Lift your legs!"

In the past, bulls always helped horses with pedicures, and this time was no exception.

The horse face is tough

Straighten your legs.

It is roasted, and it seems that it can be served as a snack with cumin chili noodles.

"Hello, Brother Niu, in addition to the human world, the vacation in hell is also boring, and the pedicure shop is closed, so that's all there is to do. It's been a long time since I've felt this comfortable. ”

The horse lay back in enjoyment, resting its head on the grave.

"Guess you're here, trying to make a meritorious service. How many fish have you caught? ”

"A displaced soul, not caught."

"Okay! Idioms can say, went to Laizhu University to skip classes again? ”

"I went there to pick up garbage, and I just happened to hear that the freshman medical department was still looking for us."

The bull head draped another down jacket from the garbage bin over the horse's body, worried that he would catch a cold.

"Brother Niu, it's not what we think about saying goodbye, they are too cruel to the two of us, how many years of drinking habits have been changed, now I want to vomit when I see wine, drunkards die, I don't like to catch them."

"Brother Ma, what you just said is that you want to help me take care of my life, is it true?"

"You've asked 826 times, yes yes ......"

"Mom, you died so miserably, my brother and I haven't seen you in person."

Inside the cemetery, a girl in white came in the middle of the night.

The bulls and horses all looked at each other and snuggled up to each other.

(End of chapter)