In the dark and damp cell, a few big rats swirled and jumped by from time to time.

"Yo, good fellow, the living conditions in this cell are good, big cow, you see this rat is about to have your head."

Hu Dajing's eyes were round and he was amazed.

Tian Daniu didn't care to answer his eldest brother's ridicule, he was very nervous at this time, and his hands holding the swill bucket trembled with his heart and liver.

The cell is not a place that can be entered casually, in order to show his hand in front of his eldest brother, he did something to deceive his superiors and subordinates for the first time.

Hu Dajing's voice was as unambiguous as her strength, and in the empty cell, the echo rippled a few times.

"Big brother, let's keep a low profile." Tian Daniu reminded cautiously in a low voice, "Li Sima has confessed, these people are going to commit crimes, and they can't be allowed to taste the sweetness." ”

Hu Dajing jumped down the steps: "They are all locked up here, how can there be any sweetness?" ”

Those who are in prison are all miserable, not to mention that the pampered Dou Dadu Governor still eats glutinous rice every day.

"Also, there are only two people standing at the door here, what are you afraid of?" Hu Dajing leaned slightly sideways and said in disgust, "It's not that I said, this cell is too cold." ”

The cell where the prisoners are held, not to mention the construction of an eight-story human wall with eight layers inside and eight layers outside, at least this configuration must keep up.

In this dilapidated environment in front of him, if the prisoner has evil thoughts, he may be robbed or something, it is not too convenient.

"Big brother, you also know, what is advocated now to treat prisoners gently, you can't beat them, you can't lock them up, you can't keep people in the yamen, it's not easy for the big guys to eat, and the executioners of the king have now changed their careers to escort darts."

"Why?" Hu Dajing was puzzled.

It stands to reason that this kind of grassroots civil servant is very easy to mess around, why have they changed careers?

"It's a day's work here, a day's wages, and there are no people in the cell, who wants to face an empty cell every day, and there is no pay."

"According to your will, if the king's executioner can't cut off his head, he won't be paid?"

"Yes." Tian Daniu nodded.

Hu Dajing smiled and continued to move forward, it was not easy to do anything these days, cut off his head, and get a piecework salary.

Tian Daniu hurriedly followed, covered his lips with his hand and said: "Sima Li said that to deal with this kind of vicious-looking people is to lock them in a place where birds don't, and not allow outsiders to contact them, and after a long time, they will be obedient." ”

Hu Dajing felt that Li Sima's logic was touching: "I grew so big, it's the first time I've heard that I was arrested because of my fierce appearance." ”

"They are not because of their looks, they are unidentified, they have no way to lead, and the most important thing is to pretend to be court officials." Tian Da Niu was anxious again.

He couldn't remember how many times this was explained, and the eldest brother always misinterpreted his meaning, and he couldn't understand it, but he was in a hurry.

Hu Dajing turned his head and looked at Tian Daniu seriously: "Do you dare to say that there is no appearance component for the reason here?" ”

Tian Daniu lowered his head and said resignedly: "It's a little bit, but it's ......"

"That's fine." Hu Dajing raised his feet and continued to walk, pointing his finger, "Also, the rats in this cell are so fat, are you sure this is a place where birds don't?" ”

Tian Daniu continued to follow, "There were no rats here before, although there were some unruly guys, but they never spent the night here, since these villains came, the food is good, and this rat has also been blessed." ”

"You lead the way, I must see how angry this villain looks." Hu Dajing's eyes radiated excitement.

Tian Da Niu ran to the front with a bucket to lead the way, and said with great diligence: "Big brother, I protect you, with me, these wicked people don't dare to do anything." ”

Hu Dajing nodded, with emotion in appreciation: "With your words, you will be my Hu Dajing's eternal little brother in the future." ”

Tian Daniu was a little stunned, and he said, "Big brother, didn't you just say that you refused to accept me as a junior brother?" ”

"When did I say that?" Hu Dajing turned on the mode of not having a good memory.

"No, you just agreed, then you didn't, and now you agree." Tian Daniu scratched his head blankly.

Hu Dajing swept past Tian Da Niu, shook his head helplessly, and said: "Da Niu, if you can't marry a daughter-in-law, you have to find the reason from yourself." ”

Only Tian Da Niu stood in place and wanted to break his head, he couldn't marry a daughter-in-law and didn't agree to be a little brother, what is the relationship between the two?

It's hard to guess what the girl's mind is!

Just when Hu Dajing's eyes widened and he looked around looking for the prey, Tian Daniu was excited and shouted behind him: "Big brother, I understand!" ”

"What do you understand?" Hu Dajing wrung his brows, rubbed his ears, and shouted not to be outdone.

"Big brother, you want to introduce me to my daughter-in-law!"

Tian Daniu's shouts were like huge waves, almost slapping Hu Dajing to death on the beach.

Hu Dajing stumbled and almost twisted her foot, she felt that she was an ancient person at this time, and these guys were so avant-garde that they were terrifying.

"The beauty you think!" Hu Dajing turned his head and yelled with a distorted face.

The old lady herself doesn't have a favorite object, and she still finds someone else!

Tian Da Niu was completely immersed in the dream, he had been single for so many years, and the object finally had been settled, but he didn't expect that just after recognizing a big brother, such a good baked cake would fall from the sky.

I wanted to rely on the state to allocate an object, but I didn't expect to hug a huge thick leg.

"Big brother, my life's affairs depend on you, you have to help my younger brother find a beautiful woman!" Tian Daniu shouted in ecstasy, and at this time, he didn't care about bullying and concealing it, and his daughter-in-law was the top priority.

Just as Hu Dajing was about to use force to shatter Tian Da Niu's sweet dream, an arrogant mockery came from the dark depths of the cell: "Isn't this the kid whose body is as strong as a calf, and whose appearance is as good as that of a toad monster?" ”

"It's not, it's him, it turns out that this kid hasn't married a daughter-in-law yet, and he's still so loud every day, Ah, you said that if he has a daughter-in-law, he can't go to heaven, and he can't hold it."

"Ah Lang, don't talk about baldness, monk, don't you have a daughter-in-law?"

"I don't have a daughter-in-law, but I keep to myself and don't talk about it." The man's tone was full of pride.

"Hahaha, what you said makes some sense, you deserve to find a daughter-in-law."

Tian Daniu's face was gloomy, and the whole person was like a violent wind, rushing straight towards the depths of the cell, and there was a great tendency for the mountains to wind and rain to fill the building.

Hu Dajing felt that Ah Bi and Ah Lang were going to take a swill bath, because they didn't understand and couldn't offend the truth of the world for honest people.

What's more, these two eyeless pokes are still the pain in the heart of the honest man Tian Daniu, who has nowhere to vent.

Sure enough, I only heard a "bang", first a "bang" spitting sound.

This was followed by an extremely manic howl: "Ah, you kid is so insidious, you actually pushed me in front, and you hid behind me!" ”

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