Chapter 270: The Morning of the Flowery Mane
I was so tired and in a hurry last night that I forgot to close the curtains.
It was already summer, and it was early in the morning, so I was awakened by the sun pouring into the house.
I scrambled to my feet and found that it was just six o'clock in the morning β I had slept less than four hours?
However, for me, who has been exhausted lately, four hours of sleep is quite a luxury.
I was going to lie on the bed for a while, but when I thought about it, Hua Fei was still outside at this time. Last night, because I persuaded her to reconcile and confide with her, I am afraid she didn't have a good supperβI still have to get up so that I can take her to breakfast.
I was covered in a cold sweat when I remembered the scene when she tore my clothes into strips at night.
I tiptoed out of bed, took my clothes from the closet, put them on tightly, then put on my flat glasses and pushed the door open a small slit to see what Hua Fu was doing.
As soon as the door opened, I heard a heart-rending howl from the outhouse.
- "If I kill your brother's man, let me thunder and thunder, and I will not die well!" β
- "La-la-la-la! Click! Rumble! β
- "Ahββ! β
Needless to say, I can also guess that Hua Fu is chasing the most popular drama "Changji Strategy". Although I didn't have time to watch this drama, I heard that the heroine in it seems to be hanging, she can find the opponent who designed the conspiracy at a glance, and then a curse can curse people to death.
Anyway, the people who offended her and were targeted by her generally didn't survive this episode.
It's really revenge without waiting for dawn, and it's so happy to see it that night.
If there was such a pleasure in reality, then everything would be much easier. For example, in these cases I encountered, catching a murderer is simply a mountain and water. Although our efficiency is not low, like the case of the three ghosts in Yuntang, it was solved in a few days, but the twists and turns of the process make people feel like they are living for years.
I took out my phone and looked at the time, today is May 29, and more than ten hours have passed since the third engraved body was found yesterday.
I want to do the math and see how many days it will take to solve this case.
"Honey, are you awake?" Hua Fei shouted from the couch in the outhouse.
I'm really ashamed to say that in the last few days I've been sleeping in bed by mistake, and I've got two girls β no, a girl, sleeping on the couch β and sometimes I can't really describe them both in quantitative terms.
"yes." I pushed open the door and walked out, "Are you hungry?" β
"yes, when have I ever been full?" She jumped up from the couch.
"Change your clothes, I'll take you to eat fritters."
"I'm going to eat fifty sticks, and I'm full enough to investigate the case!"
"Okay, okay - let's hurry up, it's too late, and it's going to be more, and then we'll delay people rushing to work to have breakfast."
"It's for the sake of so many people, so kind, I'm so touched." She began to memorize the lines in idol dramas again.
"Stop! I only want to take care of your two aunts and grandmothers now, and the others live more nourishingly than me, and I am not qualified to think about others. β
I dragged Hua Hu downstairs, and there was a breakfast shop in the back street of the community. When I was passing by a few days ago, Hua Fei was fascinated by the aroma of fried fritters.
"My dear, what is this, how does it smell better than Qiongdan Immortal Grass?"
"Churros." I say.
"Fritters, fritters, the name sounds poetic, it sounds like it makes people drool."
"Don't run it, I'll take you to eat another day." I made a promise to her.
The two of us walked into the breakfast shop, but luckily it came early, and there were only two customers in the restaurant.
"Boss, fifty-one fritters - I have covered this bucket of soy milk and this bucket of tofu brains, so let's just put the braised dough into the bucket."
The boss looked at me in surprise: "Dude, are you contracting a construction site?" β
"Pretty much." I said, "Hurry up and blow it up, and don't put it on one by one after it's done, and if you can't continue it, you'll be in trouble." β
"Okay, you waitβwife, hurry up! It's time for big business! β
Half an hour later, the boss put a few baskets of fried dough sticks, a bucket of soy milk, and a bucket of braised tofu brain in front of the table.
I picked up a fritter, scooped a bowl of soy milk, and pushed the rest to Hua Fei, who was about to faint with excitement.
"It's all yours, eat slowly."
"Emma, happy to death!" Hua Yan stretched out his slender white hand, grabbed the fritters, and stuffed the soy milk into his mouth.
"Good times, good times, so good times!" She burst into tears as she ate.
I watched her gobble up, and for the first time, I felt that watching others eat sweetly was also a kind of happiness.
"Of course, fritters and soy milk are a perfect match - fritters and soy milk, tears in your eyes."
The boss and the hostess also burst into tears.
"Are our fried fritters so delicious?"
"Definitely, don't be stunned - is there a private room? I'm afraid I'll scare other guests for a while. β
"Yes, yes, you come to the house quickly, I'll close the door, and you eat slowly!" The owner rushed into the house and helped us clean up a table.
said that he ate it slowly, but Hua Feng was swept away by a gust of wind, and he stuffed fifty fritters into his mouth in about ten minutes. Of course, later she used the bucket of tofu brain to fill the cracks.
"It's solid." She said as she touched her stomach.
I settled the bill with my boss, and the boss dragged me and didn't let go, so I had to give it a discount. I tried to persuade him that this was a small business and not to give me a discount, but he just wouldn't listen.
"We frying fritters also need soulmates! Just come back next time! β
Looking at Hua Hu, who was satisfied, I suddenly felt that I should send her to the hospital to eat in front of anorexia patients, and maybe I would be moved to recover them at once.
"After breakfast, I suddenly feel that my IQ is all in place, let's go investigate the case!" She said pleasantly wiping her mouth.
I told her yesterday how I found a third corpse with the word "lewd" inscribed on it, and I told her about the Faceless Man and the visitors to Hell.
She was immediately excited.
"Someone without a face? It's fun, grab one and have fun, and by the way, see if they know where I'm coming from. β
So she was very excited, if I hadn't stopped her in the middle of the night last night, she probably would have gone to the street overnight to "investigate the case".
"Don't worry, have you figured out how to act today? Also, it was also mentioned in the settlement agreement yesterday, so that you try to behave like a 'human', don't exaggerate too much. β
"Action? It's just to find a suspect and just watch the lights half-dead! - I'm all normal today, right? It's not an exaggeration, is it? Let me tell you, I spent half the night last night thinking about how to learn how the people in the play talk and act. The people in the online drama are people, right? There's always something wrong with learning from them, right? β
I sighed, no matter what, acting is exaggerated, but it is also a human play, which is much better than her calling herself a princess all day long, rude, brutal and violent, and ready to kill people and set fire at every turn.
"However, the suspect has not been found in that case yet." I said to her.
"Then contact the police and let them find it." She said, pointing to my phone on the table.
I was about to pick up my phone when it rang telepathically.