Chapter 255 Buns Are Good Children's Shoes (49 Plus More)
Chapter 255 Buns Are Good Children's Shoes (49 Plus More)
Xia Mo was coaxing Bubu. I didn't notice at all that the buns and dumplings had already puffed up, standing in front of me, without speaking, I used my eyes to accuse Eniang's eccentricity.
Xia Mo blinked her eyes, her parents responded to the call of the country in her last life, and she was an only child; When she got married, she was also very obedient and only gave birth to a little cool brother. My little cool brother was also taught from a young age, 'Take good care of your mother, your mother is stupid.' ’
So basically, she is educated and regulated at home, and she has never confronted Brother Xiaoku. Of course, I also know that if you really confront Brother Xiaoku, you must lose yourself. Now the two cool brothers are standing in front of them, as if they are going to confront themselves, is this a little difficult for her?
"Hypnosis, hypnosis, it's not my son, it's my student!" Xia Mo was psychohypnotizing herself, at this time. She could only use the teacher's mind to consider the thoughts of these two boys.
"You're not happy?" Pose a majestic face, commonly known as the face of the late lady.
"Of course!" Baozi spoke loudly, and Tuanzi straightened his chest and used his body shape to show his solidarity with Baozi.
"If you don't bring a cloth and a nest, you're satisfied?" Xia Mo softened a little, it seems that the buns and dumplings are really tough.
"If you want to bring everything, you don't have to bring it!" Baozi has a very negotiation mentality, and he opens with a clear meaning and says his negotiation conditions.
"Just bring cloth, Eniang promises not to bring nests." Xia Mo whispered a counteroffer.
"No way!" Tuanzi sternly refused, he also saw Xia Mo's softening, and was taking advantage of the victory to pursue.
"When we come back and bring you a present?" Xia Mo's material temptation.
The buns and dumplings are raised at the head, indicating that the wealth is unswerving.
"Auntie, just take your brothers, Bubu likes brothers." Bubu begged for mercy, he really likes buns and dumplings, there are aunts, brothers, and nests, they are complete.
"Don't bring it!" Xia Mo didn't want to refuse sternly, just kidding, Bubu she couldn't bear it, besides, Bubu was really good, it was okay to take it to relieve her boredom, bring buns and dumplings, and kill her.
Bubu was moved, my aunt really hurt herself. hugged Xia Mo's neck and kissed her on the face. Bubu now has a meal of milk every day, his body is full of milk, and he is soft and soft when he holds it, Xia Mo's eyes are gone, and he giggles while holding Bubu.
The buns and dumplings are even more angry, this is a disregard for their red fruits! Baozi shouted angrily, "I'm running away from home!" ”
Tuanzi stood strongly behind Baozi, indicating that he would stand up to the end.
For Xia Mo, buns belong to just shouting and not doing, but the dumplings are different, it can't be done, Ming'er buns are still eating snacks at home, and the dumplings are wrapped and inserted with a stick, and they go to the end of the world. The old lady is not powerful, you really think I am Garfield!
Xia Mo got up and put Bubu in Lao Ba's arms, and kissed him, "Good, play with your uncle." ”
As soon as he turned around, he twisted the ears of the bun, "You are bold, dare to threaten the old lady with this!" ”
A typical Hedong lion roared, and Bubu was excited. The eighth hugged Bubu tightly; And Chun Yu, who was originally holding the joke, also shivered; Isn't this a woman? is also known as the old man personally brought up, think about the feminine nature of the abolished prince, and then look at Xia Mo, this is really taught by the old man? Maybe he taught Thunder to Xia Mo and Yulu to his second brother.
"E-niang eccentric!" The bun's voice is a little quieter, not as tough as just now. Sure enough, it is Xia Mo's son, the attribute is spring, if you are weak, he will be strong.
"Dare to run away from home! I don't know if your eighteenth uncle ran away and didn't even come out of the palace gate? Just like you, the old lady opens the door for you to get out, and you have to give the old lady an honest rollback. Xia Mo twisted the ear of the ball with his other hand.
"Uncle Eighteen is useless." Baozi whispered dissatisfiedly.
"Are you useful? When you go out, what do you take to eat, and where do you stay? Xia Mo let go and stared at the bun.
"I have silver." Baozi patted his purse, he is very good at spending money, and he is a business wonder with a very good concept of money.
"I've got a baby!" The ball held its head high. He has all good things on him, but the eighth child has been taught, and by the way, one piece is enough for ordinary people to eat for a lifetime. Anyway, he only eats vegetables! Dango is very proud.
"Let's go together, rent a car, and go to Beijing to find Huang Mafa." The bun immediately received the purse, and if you can spend the dumplings, you don't have to spend your own.
Pure and smiling, the eighth child felt relieved and ashamed, relieved that the sons were very strong, ashamed, why don't you have to be on the right path?
"Are you Guigeng?" Xia Mo is not in a hurry or angry at all now.
"Eight years old!" The bun is compared to a figure eight.
"If you can't write anything, you can't do martial arts, and you still have treasures. I don't know if Piff is innocent. Huaibi is guilty? If you don't have an adult to follow, just a big one will be able to get rid of you, rob you of your money, and sell you by the way. Xia Mo didn't look at the buns, she stared at the good things on the dumplings, the dumplings changed color a little, and subconsciously covered her Shuanglong Pei, which was rewarded by Kangxi.
"Then I'll take Da Ah Fu with me." Baozi thought about it, and felt that the old lady was right, and she was followed by a bunch of people after she went out.
Because Kangxi likes steamed buns, as soon as the steamed buns entered Beijing, the Ministry of Internal Affairs allocated a total of forty-eight people according to the rank of the prince; When the dumplings and wowo were born, the Internal Affairs Office did not ask for instructions, and directly allocated forty-eight. Of course, later there were also people who impeached Lao Ba for violating the system and were scolded back by the old man. So the buns and dumplings have long been accustomed to being followed by a row when they go out.
"Last time, your eighteenth uncle ran away from home, but he was the only one, why?" Xia Mo leisurely reminded that "The Eighteenth Eighteen" was lectured by the eighteenth, and the eighteenth added, the buns, and the dumplings knew very clearly. It belongs to the classic singing section. I don't know if the old eighteen in Beijing at this time will sneeze.
"Call someone and you'll be arrested." Dango answered for the bun. Tuanzi is worthy of being taught by the iceberg Sisi, so good at kung fu, and I also figured it out, if you want to run away from home, the first condition is that you have to grow up, ordinary people can't beat it, and you have to have money. But when that happens, you're still going to run away?
"Dango is so smart!" Xia Mo gently patted Tuanzi's forehead appreciatively.
"We can put on makeup, pretend to be poor children, go and exchange the silver for money first, and take a ride all the way to Beijing." Baozi scratched his head and thought about it. He's very exploratory.
"Good idea, this idea is more solid." Xia Mo also patted the bun head to show her appreciation.
Baozi was really excited, but looking at the old lady, I felt that the old lady was not talking back, right? looked at Xia Mo suspiciously.
"By the way, can a poor family grow up to be like this?" Xia Mo added idly, "Bring a mirror to the two masters." ”
Baozi began to shoot Tuanzi's handsome face, and one picture is that you can't run for me, "It's just you, you look like this, it's not easy to run." ”
"You're still fat!" Not to be outdone, the dumplings fought back directly, twisting the bun bun face.
Baozi jumped up, "Where am I fat?" Bubu is fat, I'm a standard body! ”
Bubu whimpered and retracted into Lao Ba's arms, and he didn't have them, how could he still pull himself. The eighth child hurriedly patted him and expressed encouragement with a smile.
"I have an idea, you first starve yourself for a few days, just drink water, and your face is yellow and thin, and then go and change a few tattered clothes, preferably the kind that have not been washed for ten days and a half months, put them on, and carry a begging stick, it will be safer. However, there are also dangers, the streets are full of flowers, and the dumplings are sold to people as adopted sons at this age, and the buns may only be sold as long-term workers. Xia Mo touched her chin and suggested "kindly".
"E-Niang is really bad!" Baozi was heartbroken, starved himself for a few days, didn't give him food, only let him drink water, then don't run, just lie down. Vicious!
Dango nodded immediately. How much they love to be clean, except for the last time they didn't take a bath in the Zongren Mansion for more than half a month, when did they wear ten days and a half without washing and torn clothes?
Moreover, people have commonalities, and their clothes can be worn if they are not washed for ten days and half a month; But other people's, let alone not washing for ten days and a half months, even if they only wear it for one day, it will feel disgusting to let themselves continue to wear it.
Not to mention the fact that Tuanzi is like this, and it is even more so for a person who has been with a cleanliness patient like Sisi for a long time, and he is about to vomit when he listens to it.
Chun Yu smiled so much that she had no strength, and sat on the side softly without a figure, now she has fully understood that Xia Mo is doing her own sin, while disgusting her son for not being well-behaved enough, but on the other hand, she is guiding her son in a more perverted direction, what kind of mother is this? In comparison, his mother is really Guanyin Bodhisattva, and Chun Yu began to miss his mother.
Xia Mo knew when she looked at them like that she didn't want to run before they were eighteen years old. Just kidding, who is she, a non-famous teacher in a famous aristocratic kindergarten, it's not a piece of cake to deal with a few spoiled children! Xia Mo's self-confidence began to swell, and she glanced at the eighth child proudly, and the eighth child looked at her with a strange look, complicated!
Baozi took a deep breath and ran to the eighth, the eighth was startled, joking, do you look like that soft persimmon? But what if they cry? The eighth looked at Xia Mo for help.
"Bubu, do you want to play with your brother?" Baozi ignored the eighth child and said to Bubu in the gentlest voice.
Boo Boo nodded desperately with big shining eyes.
"I also go to the street and eat sugar gourds." Buns have the potential to be abductors.
Boo drooled.
"Also buy candy man......" The little bun began to depict a beautiful street scene, and even the chickens and ducks in the Zhuangzi were described by him in an affectionate tone.
flickered so much that even the pure pity. And Xia Mo sighed, it's a pity that this kid didn't do MLM.
The ending is not difficult to guess, the bun was destroyed by Xia Mo, so the curve saved the country and returned Bubula to the abandoned people's ranks, realizing his original intention of either taking all of them or not taking any of them away. Then he looked at Xia Mo's obviously injured face triumphantly, and after laughing three times proudly, he pulled Bubu and the dumplings to play.
Xia Mo burst into tears, and secretly said in her heart, "I was wrong, Baozi is a good children's shoe, a good children's shoe worthy of the trust of the party and the people!" ”