Chapter 32 32.Today, be a sad man.
"Yo? You kid say it again? Unable to believe his ears, Yao Zhen lowered his body and looked at Jiang Twelve with two bear eyes.
"Can't you hear me, do you?!" At this moment, Jiang Twelve's attitude was still fierce.
"I really didn't hear you."
"If you don't like me, you're my brother!!"
"What if I'm comfortable?"
"If you're comfortable! You're my big brother! Eldest brother! My good big brother! With both hands on Yao Zhen's shoulders, Jiang Twelve couldn't wait to use his strength to eat milk when he spoke!
"You! You~~Ah? Eldest brother? Yao Zhen, who originally wanted to use this to beat Jiang Twelve, didn't know how to start. Just when Yao Zhen hesitated. Jiang Twelve added another sentence.
"Big brother! Remember to watch how I died. Remember to burn my head seven! If I die and don't have a girl to marry, remember to find a beautiful !! By the way, I have to ask our young lady to give me a marriage certificate and refuse to visit bears! As he spoke, Lin Feng had already changed into a suit and dressed up as a human and went downstairs.
It's just that when he came out of the stairs, it seemed that the tie was uncomfortable, and Lin Feng kept walking around his neck back and forth, until he reached the backyard, and he didn't get it right.
"Lin Feng, what are you doing? Are you going to go on a blind date with Zhuo Qing'er? "Looking at Lin Feng's dress, Jiang Twelve wants to cry without tears! We're going to fight hard! Why do you have to change into a handsome guy's outfit? However, Lin Feng's answer almost made Jiang Twelve vomit blood.
"Face is fate. Got it? Who am I, Lin Feng? Cut~~ That little slut... Ouch hey, can I? Can you? Well? Huh. "Bai Jiang Twelve eyes. Lin Feng touched his stubble and said very proudly.
Not to mention how bad Jiang Twelve's mood was at this time. I was woken up first, and then a wave of fresh goods came out, since you are waves, I will also accompany you!!
Pushing Yao Zhen away, Jiang Twelve returned to his room angrily, not knowing what he was doing. I only heard the sound of "jamming" and tearing the cloth.
A quarter of an hour later, Jiang Twelve came out of the house, but his outfit almost didn't make Yao Zhen vomit a mouthful of blood.
I don't know how much strength Jiang Twelve used to tear the white cloth sheet. The upper body is simply wrapped, the lower body is covered with an apron, and a white belt is tied on the head, and one is tied on the left ear.
"What's the matter, your family is dead? To whom do you mourn? Looking at Jiang Twelve's unfortunate appearance, Lin Feng didn't want to mention how disgusted he was.
"No, I'm dying, I'm worried that you won't give me filial piety. Dude is self-reliant, is there something wrong? ”
"Okay! That's right, if you're not afraid of being embarrassed, you can dress like that! ”
"Who's afraid of whom, go! Use your tricks, the whole Pan'an and the like! ”
Not to mention, Jiang Twelve's reminder made Lin Feng look at him stunned.
After a while, Lin Feng suddenly raised his hand to cover his face. In a blink of an eye, a beautiful man stood in front of him.
"Let's go!"
"Let's go!"
They each snorted, and the two of them left the wine shop.
Seeing this, Yao Zhen scratched his head vigorously, he really didn't know what to say.
"Two fart kids... your dad. With a sigh, Yao Zhen had to follow secretly. Forced by the mission system, Yao Zhen could not come forward directly. But if he didn't come forward, he was really worried that these two guys would die halfway before they reached Guanxi Lake.
But the truth... Almost....
Through the dense forest, through the slums, into the streets. Jiang Twelve didn't care, walked to the side of the bus stop and checked the bus sign.
"Route 835, 17 stops." After counting the stops, Jiang Twelve turned to Lin Feng who came and said.
"Let's get in the car, what about the goods in the back?"
"The goods? Let Ya fly. The water of the great river is somewhat, and the wave is gone, and the wave hits. ”
"Haha. Walk! ”
In that case, there is no need to worry about it so much. After waiting at the station for more than ten minutes, the car came. It's just that the site is too deserted. He was the only one here. The car stopped, and he got into the car with his front and back feet.
And the embarrassing day began.
"Swipe your card to flip coins." Seeing that the two of them just got on the station, the driver said angrily. These two people, one dressed well, looked like they would never take the bus. And another guy in filial piety clothes... I should be rushing to the subway or overpass...
"Haha, ask me for money... Don't look at what I'm dressed for? Very bad attitude, Jiang Twelve glanced at the driver and laughed, and immediately knelt on the ground and began to cry!
"My poor dead relative~~~ My poor brother Lin~ Why is it a dog~~~Let people scratch it~~~ Just eat it~~~" Lying on the ground, Jiang Twelve's mouth immediately wailed. It's just that this one is crying, and I don't forget to scold some guys again...
The driver's eldest brother was stunned when he heard this.
This little brother is very professional in his work! It's very fast!
"Gotta gotcha, stop shouting, what's going on with that brother?"
"Ahem, no money." Seeing the driver's eyes staring in his direction, Lin Feng said it very happily. After that, I found a vacant seat and sat down and looked at the scenery outside the window...
"Hey! I said brother, I haven't heard of riding in a bully car? Don't have a dollar? ”
"Nope. What do you want? ”
"How? Get out! Let's go! Lin Feng didn't give Lin Feng a good face at all, the driver originally paused for a while, but now he hung up the handbrake and left the cab. walked in front of Lin Feng and shouted.
It was only then that the driver sensed something and grabbed his calf.
"Big brother!! Give me two bucks! I haven't eaten in days! ”
"Release !!" This little imp who does the work for nothing comes quickly.
"Big brother!! Okay, okay, just save a blessing for our parents~~~"
"You spread out!" Ignoring Jiang Twelve's cry, the driver shook his leg violently. It's just that Jiang Twelve is like the roots of the old tree, and he can't kick it away.
"Big brother! You can do well today, and tomorrow you will meet a noble person when you have something to do! Otherwise, you will be damned! "If the good words don't work, Jiang Twelve will start cursing. The mentality of man is strange.
He doesn't believe what you say is good, and he worries when you say it's bad.
"You!! Little calf, give it! Unable to get Jiang Twelve, the driver hurriedly took out two coins from his back pocket and threw them aside, sealing Jiang Twelve's mouth.
Seeing this, Jiang Twelve was not polite, reached out and picked up the hard leather and walked directly back to the car door and put it in the coin box.
"For two, buy a ticket." At this moment, Jiang Twelve was calm, as if he had changed someone.
"Big brother driver, get down, I'll sit next to him." Jiang Twelve, who walked back, pushed away the driver and sat next to Lin Feng with a butt, but what Jiang Twelve looked at was in the other direction.
This scene, Jiang Twelve certainly felt that it was nothing. But it made the driver dizzy! What a strange thing!
looked at Lin Feng and looked at Jiang Twelve. The driver scratched his head fiercely, rubbed his eyes, and then touched his back pocket.
"Hell yes!" Nodding fiercely at Jiang Twelve, the driver didn't say a word. Returning to the driving position, I kicked the accelerator and blasted the bus away!
Why do you say boom?
Have you ever seen when you made a bus, and did you have the feeling of pushing back a sports car?
In this way, you can see the happy mood of the driver's eldest brother.