Ma San: "Dare to ask the little brother, but is it a beginner?" ”

Huang Xiaoyu kept looking at the young man dancing on the branches: "Yes." ”

Ma Sanyue became more excited: "That old thing really didn't lie to us, forced to buy and sell, three fairy swords for a broken basin, the old thing told us that those who can endure not to put money in it are those who enter the Tao." Little brother, please save this sword practitioner. ”

Huang Xiaoyu: "Okay. ”

Ma San was stunned.

With an incredible face, looking at Huang Xiaoyu, staring at him with big eyes, for a long time, the fox asked: "Little brother is serious?" ”

Huang Xiaoyu: "Seriously. ”

Ma Sanyi jumped three feet high, pretending to be serious and serious for a long time, and finally could throw it away......

He's a big man......

Well, he's not some big man.

He is 1.6 meters tall, dark and thin. The skull took the lead in surrendering to the years, bald, leaving only the thin hair on both sides, which was very long, more than ten centimeters, combed to one side, trying to cover the bare head. But the more this happens, the more ridiculous it becomes.

A mouthful of big yellow teeth, and a broken upper front tooth in the middle, looks even more funny.

Especially when laughing, the whole person looks extremely obscene.

This person doesn't need makeup to play a traitor.

Like a mouse, he swooped down, flew up, kicked the young man's buttocks, and directly kicked the person into the air, and the flat sand and goose fell to the ground.

After finishing the incident, he pinched his waist and laughed: "Turtle Sun, your special mother's life is really hard." Someone saved this? I'm still waiting for you to eat your white feast, Made, and now it seems that it is gone. ”

The boy got up from the ground, patted his buttocks, didn't refute, scratched his head, and laughed.

Chen Haoran's eyes were straight, and he thought in his heart, this young man looks clear-eyed, in a suit and leather shoes, he can go to be a model, how can he be so obedient, shouldn't he be a fool?

Boy: "Thank you, Third Master." ”

Ma San: "What are you thanking me for?" Your savior is this little brother. Thank him. ”

The young man stubbornly: "No, thank you." ”

Ma San was furious, rushed up and grabbed the young man's hair, split his head and covered his face, turned his face like a book, and scolded: "Let you thank me!" Let you thank me! Can Lao Tzu find Nima to give you another brother to accompany you through a lonely life or what? It's enough to have a pair of dog eyes, but are you still blind? Brother Xie! ”

The young man covered his head with both hands, not dodging or dodging: "Third master, you have an injury to your wrist, I'm fine, don't hurt it." ”

Ma San slapped him twice, saying that he would kill this embarrassing stupid dog, but he stopped.

turned around, and suddenly changed his face, a hippie smile, and grovelled: "What do you call the little brother?" ”

"Yellow croaker."

Ma San gave a thumbs up, looked admiring, and exaggerated: "Good name!" ”

Chen Haoran held back his laughter and endured a little hard, this is also a good name? When the three words Huang Xiaoyu first appeared on her dinner table, the four-year-old niece cried greedily.

He smiled and said, "Uncle, what are you doing?" Was you an actor before? ”

"Uncle?" Ma San stroked his thin hair: "Am I so old?" At my age, it's the rising sun, the morning sun. Besides, my brother is not an actor, my brother is a poet. Don't believe me, I'm so excited about poetry right now that I can't help but compose a poem. Where is the applause? ”

Chen Haoran looked at him like a fool.

The boy didn't stop dancing the branches when he was beaten by fat, this was the first time he stopped, squatting on the ground, clapping his hands vigorously, like a brainless teenager.

Ma San carried his hands on his back, but unfortunately his waist was a little bent, he probably wanted to show Cao Zijian's talent for writing poems in seven steps, but he ended up living as a devil and entered the village.

Sure enough, in seven steps, the cargo slammed his feet, and his eyes lit up: "Here, listen!" ”

People can't look good, do they really have some ability?

In the past ten years, Chen Haoran has seen too many examples of his unsightly appearance. Immediately held his breath and condensed, ready to listen to Ma San's masterpiece, and the result of this poem is like this:

Yellow Flower Girl

The creek is on the side

Fish jumping in the water

It's a waste of it

You say you want to or not

Daddy has a good waist

Everyone was stunned for a while, and Chen Haoran couldn't cry or laugh: "It's over? ”

Ma Sanxing rushed and asked, "What's the matter?" Is it a quatrain for the ages? Can it be included in Tang and Song poems? Not to mention the eternal, it should be no problem to circulate for 500 years. ”

Chen Haoran gave a thumbs up: "You are really a talent!" ”

The young man's reflex arc was a little long, and he clapped and yelled: "Good! ”

Chen Haoran was frightened, and gave the young man a thumbs up: "Your special mother is also a talent!" ”

No one paid any attention to him.

Ma San glared at the young man, and asked angrily, "Where is it?" ”

Boy: "It's good anywhere." ”

Ma San: "What's the artistic conception?" ”

Boy: "Okay. ”

Ma San: "Change the word." ”

Boy: "Wonderful! ”

Ma San: "This poem was written for you." ”

Teenager: "Hey, hey, hey...... Thank you, Sanye. ”

Ma San: "Thank you, mother, engrave this poem in my heart for me, how to treat Brother Huang in the future, the third master is written in the poem." ”

Teenager: "Hey, hey, hey......"

Chen Haoran couldn't help it: "Hey, I said brother, do you know what Tibetan poetry is?" Huang Xiaoyu is your father! This old brother scolds you. ”

The young man's face was cold: "Do you want to take care of it?" ”

Chen Haoran: "Convinced!" Gotcha, when I didn't say it. What a strange pair. ”

Ma San: "Stupid dog, why don't you hurry up and say hello to your father?" ”

Teenager: "Hey, hey, hey......"

Ma San didn't get angry, rolled up his sleeves and was ready to rush forward.

Huang Xiaoyu: "Okay." ”

Ma San hurriedly stopped and turned around with a smiling face: "Little brother." ”

Huang Xiaoyu: "Answer me a few questions first. Have you ever seen someone who has entered the Tao? ”

Ma San: "I've seen, there is a peak in Kunlun, hidden in Daze, nine dragon veins kowtow, there are high and high on the mountain, the living immortals who go with the sword, I took this stupid dog to bow down one step sincerely, three steps and five bodies to the ground, one year up the mountain, two years to bow, three years to finally wait for an old thing, a broken basin in exchange for the three fairy swords we took our lives. ”

Huang Xiaoyu: "Immortal Sword, where did you find it?" ”

Ma San: "In the East China Sea, there are sea fights. A boss spent a lot of money looking for people all over the world, thanks to the love of his peers, and called me a third master. I haven't planted it in my life, and I planted it there. When things are in hand, they are killed and killed. Fortunately, this stupid dog was alert and dragged me into a secret room. After starving for six days, Du Te fainted, and when he woke up, in the blessed land of the gods, there were three swords hidden in the box, and the sword box was opened, and the sword light was like a rainbow, which could split the mountain. There was a piece of jade, and the stupid dog accidentally broke it, and then he began to practice swords every day like a demon. There were two beads, and after they came out, they were calculated by the villains of their peers, and one was snatched away, and one was left on me. ”

Huang Xiaoyu: "Can you still find that place?" ”

Ma San shook his head: "That sea bucket can be found, but the blessed land of the gods, those who fell into a coma, came out of a coma, and when they woke up, they were thousands of miles away in the deep mountains and old forests." I'm afraid I can't find it. ”

Huang Xiaoyu: "Give me the beads." ”

Ma San carefully took out a small box from his canvas bag.

The yellow fish opened, and there was a bead the size of a dragon's eye inside, crystal clear and fiery red, and there seemed to be a flame burning inside.

He narrowed his eyes, that cornucopia had never entered his eyes, and what really attracted him was this fire marrow bead!

(End of chapter)