Chapter 403: Chinese-Style Education
"My master and his old man have all said that fat people grow meat when they drink cold water, and I can't lose weight in my life," You Zhipei said to me with a sigh.
"You're making excuses for being fat, as long as you have the perseverance to not eat and drink, you will definitely lose weight," Zhang Yi turned around and looked at You Zhipei and said with a serious face.
"Alas, even if I lose weight, you may not be able to take a fancy to me, I might as well continue to be fat" You Zhipei looked at Zhang Yi and sighed again and said.
"If you lose weight to a normal figure, I might think about it," Zhang Yi said to You Zhipei with a smile on her face, Zhang Yi said this completely to tease You Zhipei.
"Zhang Yi, you are serious about this" You Zhipei asked Zhang Yi with a fluttering eyebrow.
"I'm afraid you don't have that perseverance, you can reduce it first" Zhang Yi said this to You Zhipei and stopped talking, and at this time, You Zhipei's heart ignited a fire.
"I want to lose weight, I must lose weight, and when I get home, I'll sign up for a weight loss class" You Zhipei kept muttering behind me, and I took his words as a deaf ear, I know You Zhipei this guy too well, even if he wants to lose weight, it will be hot for two days, and after these two days, it will be the same as before, should eat and drink.
You Zhipei didn't have the perseverance at all, and when he was a freshman, he clamored to lose weight, but he lost less than two days, and he couldn't insist on going to a restaurant near the school to eat meat. Our brothers in the dormitory often joked about Youzhipei, and we said that if the Japanese devil called again, as long as he was given meat to eat, he would definitely be the first to become a traitor, because he couldn't stand the days of no meat.
Although Huang Tao's family in our bedroom is rich, he is also the most persevering of the four of us, as long as he wants to do something, there is nothing he can't do, followed by me and Zeng Lu. And You Zhipei's parents are a little strict with You Zhipei, and You Zhipei's grandparents are very accustomed to You Zhipei, You Zhipei wants the moon, his grandparents dare not pick the stars, You Zhipei wants stars, his grandparents dare not pick the stars, You Zhipei wants stars, his grandparents dare not pick the stars, You Zhipei is completely raised as an ancestor in their family.
"There are people in front," Xiao Yongyong suddenly stood up and said to the four of us, at this time we saw two teams of people in front of us who were facing each other.
"Fellow Daoists on the other side, your current state is not our opponent at all, you might as well hand over all the wooden sticks on your body! The leaders of the two teams standing on the right side of the front said to the five people standing on the other side of them, I observed carefully, the five people on the right side of the team were full of energy, and their morale was high, while the five people on the left side were tired and weak, and they were indeed unable to resist the attack of the other team in their current situation.
"Hmph, if you want the wooden sticks on our bodies, you have to use your own strength to grab them, and if you want us to give them with your own hands, it's impossible" The leader of the team on the left took out a non-humiliating attitude and said to the leader of the other party.
"Well, since you say that, then don't blame us for being rude," the leader of the other party said to the group across from him with a sneer.
"Look at this, let's all put away all the weapons in our hands, after all, this is a team competition, and it won't be worth it once the sword has no eyes and hurts each other," the leader of the team on the left suggested to the leader of the team opposite him.
"I agree with this," the leader on the right turned around and asked the people around him to put away all the weapons in their hands.
"Let's all put away the weapons in our hands," the leader of the team on the left turned around and said to the group next to him, and everyone nodded and put away the weapons in their hands.
"My name is Li Zhihao, may I ask what my brother's name is?" The leader of the team on the right asked politely to the leader of the team on the left.
"My name is Li Gang," the leader on the left happily reported his name.
"Brother Li, then we are offended, I hope we can become good friends when we meet in the future" Li Zhihao rushed forward with his team after saying this.
"Let's go up," Li Gang said to the group behind him, and rushed towards Li Zhihao first.
"It's fun to watch now, I love to watch others fight," You Zhipei grinned and looked ahead with a smile.
"You Zhipei, do you know that your smile is very dirty" Zhang Yi said to You Zhipei angrily.
"It's the first time I've heard someone say that I laugh very dirty, my second brother, he usually says that my smile is very hearty," You Zhipei replied to Zhang Yi without hesitation.
"Can you kid stop talking nonsense, when did I say that you smiled heartily," I turned around and asked You Zhipei angrily.
"Second brother, if you don't dismantle my platform, can you die, can you" You Zhipei said to me angrily.
"I can't die, but I can't speak with my conscience!" I smiled and said to You Zhipei.
"Haha, your second brother doesn't help you, you said how bad your popularity is" Zhang Yi covered her mouth and sneered at You Zhipei.
"Liu Shou, I don't want to talk to you in the future, there is no love between us," You Zhipei glared at me and said with an unhappy expression.
"You two talk quietly, don't be discovered," Sun Bin turned around and said to You Zhipei and You Zhipei with a frown.
The two teams in front of them collided together and fought together with their bare hands, although Li Gang's team was very weak, but they did not admit defeat, and they all gritted their teeth and insisted on fighting with each other for wooden sticks.
"After these two teams finished fighting, we stepped forward to grab the wooden sticks, and after grabbing the wooden sticks, we hid and waited for the game to end" Xiao Yongyong looked at the two teams fighting together in front of us and said to all of us, Xiao Yongyong just finished saying this, and a team appeared behind us.
"I just don't think it's going to be that simple," Sun Bin said, turning to look at the five people on the team behind us, who were also four men and one woman.
"Fellow Daoists, why don't we two teams work together to take down the two teams below, and then divide the wooden sticks in their hands," Sun Bin looked at the five people of the team behind us and proposed.
"Your idea is really good," the person in the lead of the other party nodded and replied to Sun Bin with a smile.
"Then let's go down together now and take down those two teams," Sun Bin then said to the leader of the team behind us.
"I'm not done yet, your idea is really good, but we don't just want to get the wooden sticks on them, we also want the wooden sticks on you" The leader behind us said this and rushed towards us with five people from their team, four men in their team held a three-foot long sword in their hands, the woman held a white whisk in her hand, the woman looked very ugly, she was not only black, but also full of freckles, and there was a big black mole in the lower right corner of her mouth, There is also a pinch of black hair on the big black mole, which makes people feel disgusting when they look at it.
"Let's go" Xiao Yongyong said this and rushed towards the group with his bare hands, because Xiao Yong's weapon was shattered by Fan Qing's cold ice ball, he had no weapon on his body.
"Brother Xiao, take the sword" I pulled out the copper coin sword pinned to my waist and threw it at Xiao Yongyong, who was running in front of me.
"Brother Liu, what are you using" Xiao Yongyong took the copper coin sword I threw at him, turned around and asked me with a solemn face.
"Don't worry, I have a spell" I waved the demon slaying charm in my hand and said to Xiao Yongyong, Xiao Yongyong didn't have time to reply to my words, he nodded at me and rushed towards the group behind us.
Xiao Yongyong's speed was above Zhang Yi and Sun Bin, he rushed to the front and jumped up and raised the copper coin sword in his hand and slapped it at the head of the other party's leader, Xiao Yongyong was also afraid of hurting the other party, so he did not choose to use the blade to split but to use the sword body to pat the opponent's head, and Xiao Yongyong's strength was not very large, after all, this is a team competition, there is no need for everyone to be ruthless and put the other party to death.
The leader of our other team didn't expect Xiao Yongyong to be so brave, and he raised the long sword in his hand to block the top of his head to resist Xiao Yongyong's blow.