"Grow your hair, change money, grow your hair!"

The aunt who collected her hair came to the gate of Laizhu University, and just happened to hear the problems discussed by several female classmates inside.

"You saw that last night, too?"

"Well, two couple moons."

"Super pretty, just above our dorm."

The aunt who received her hair touched her heart, and she didn't know if she wanted the rest of the money.

She took off the glasses that looked like they had been shot, "I can't imagine that this school spirit is not good." ”

Look at the sky, and the sun is just right.

"Small displacement, can't enter!"

"It's not a car, it's three wheels, it's the same bikes in school."

"What are you doing here?"

Under the constant questioning of the doorman, she finally said to put her hair away.

3 female classmates who talked while walking begged for mercy from the doorman.

"No, campus regulations, outsiders are not allowed to enter!"

"I've come to see you!"

Uncle Huang in the mailroom, after retiring, walked around Laizhu University from time to time.

It's as if the doorman is a big yellow dog.

"Uncle Huang, you're here again, how are you doing today? What's for lunch? ”

Taking advantage of the doorman's chat, the three female classmates dragged the hair-collecting aunt in.

She shuddered in horror.

"Otherwise, I'm not going to go in."

"Don't don't, our school, there are a lot of hair collectors now. Some time ago, the school grass Jiang and Chang grew long hair, and the male classmates followed suit, which also drove our girls' long fever. But now, he's back to short hair, and of course we're following the trend. ”

Long-haired school grass?

Could it be really grass?

The hair-collecting aunt was shocked by the outfits of the male classmates, with a big floral shirt on the top and long shorts on the bottom.

In their place, only two fools wear like this.

The hair-collecting aunt swallowed her saliva and decided that the money was hard to get.

Walk for the sake of the plan, hurry up and run.

"Let's have long hair, see how much we can sell it for?"

The three girls just now had half-length hair that was not short, and it was worthless.

When she heard this, the girl walked around without lingering for a moment.

"You said to collect your hair?"

Minglong spoke to Aunt Hair Collection.

She looked at Minglong and felt that it was normal, so she also relaxed her vigilance and talked about her heart.

"You boys are dressed like that, I can't find him. Forget it, he also gave me a lot of use for his hair, I guess I want to sell it for more money, so it doesn't need to be said that he can drown the Black Whirlwind and hit the Saint Seiya? ”

Minglong noticed, "Is it him?" ”

The aunt with her reading glasses, although the scum has been dropped, she can still feel it, and her aura is extraordinary.

"Yes, yes!"

"Jiang ......"

"Don't scream, kid! Auntie still went first, this old bone couldn't beat him, and one hand could lift me and the tricycle all. Today, I'm just going to come and have a look, don't be too careful, don't be too careful! ”

"Auntie, are you here?"

Yi Miaohan, who was in a good mood, recognized Aunt Hair Collector from a long distance.

In particular, the mole on her chin was black, hairy, and 2 centimeters long.

"That's you!"

Aunt Hair Collector suddenly grabbed Yi Miaohan.

Shu Yaai was behind, walking slowly.

"Yi Miaohan, you talk first, I'll go back to the dormitory."

"Yaai! Do you have any money? I owe this aunt a pair of glasses, and she has to ask me to pay it back. ”

"Nope!" Shu Yaai didn't turn around and walked quickly.

Yi Miaohan fell from the peak to the trough in an instant.

Minglong watched the joke from the sidelines and refused to leave for a long time.

Niu Ruifei also joined the alliance camp, wanting to see Yi Miaohan, who scored 10 points, how to avoid risks.

"Jiang ......"

Jiang Hechang was surrounded by a large number of girls, and even his bicycle was wound into a hornet's nest.

On the radio, the song that the girl ordered for him was playing.

But a little less than before.

It's just that on campus, his deeds spread quickly.

Some fans vowed to become his wife, and after hearing that he touched Yi Miaohan's head, the road turned completely black.

In addition, Yi Miaohan can often be seen pestering Jiang Hechang in the cafeteria and playground.

The rest of the group also talked about their real relationship.

Jiang Hechang passed by Yi Miaohan's side and didn't see her at all.

There must have been so many girls that he couldn't tell which was which.

"Don't go! Give me money. "Aunt Hair Collector is still holding Yi Miaohan.

Happiness begets sorrow, that's the truth.

If Yi Miaohan was asked to choose again, she would not greet her aunt and choose to leave silently.

"How much? Tell me! ”

The appearance of her father made Yi Miaohan stunned.

"Yes, at this time, only my father can save me."

In Yi Miaohan's heart, the image of his father has become a towering tree.

She can't wait to share the joy with her father,

"Dad, I got a 10 on this exam, hehe!"

Hearing this, Aunt Hair Collector let go of Yi Miaohan's hand.

"Big brother, I don't want this money, you have a harder life than me raising such a child."

The hair-curding aunt stepped up to the tricycle outside the school.

Before leaving, I didn't forget to pat Yi Miaohan's father on the shoulder.

……

In the girls' dormitory, Yi Miaohan had just returned.

"Yaai, it turns out that I have been accompanying me to study, and he shed tears when he saw that I did so well in the exam!"

"Are you sure you're not mad at you? Yi Miaohan! ”

"Yaai, what are you talking about?"

"Are you making others angry, always pretending to be like this, I'm tired of seeing it."

Yaai closed her eyes, her face drooping, and expanded with the flat pillow.

Yi Miaohan licked her lips, the table up, the bottle of airless Coke.

Leave it for several days, and she keeps a little bit every day.

Delay happiness, handsome crooked!

After Yi Miaohan finished drinking, she wanted to burp, but buried her head in the futon.

Worried about disturbing Shu Yaai's sleep, she put a pillow on her waist again.

"Poof!"

Sure enough, the fart came.

Yi Miaohan leaned forward, and the sound of the fart fell steadily on the core of the pillow.

After a while, the smell was gone, and she could lie on the pillow and fall asleep again.

"Yaai!"

Yi Miaohan screamed softly, and found that Shu Yaai was not awake.

He quietly went down to the ground and picked up the snacks hidden in the desk.

"Yi Miaohan! As for hiding everything from me? In the end, the whole world knows, but I don't know. ”

Shu Yaai seemed to have something to say, but Yi Miaohan only struggled to explain this.

The reasons are quite convincing.

"Yaai, aren't you losing weight? I'm afraid that after you see it, your weight loss plan will fail because you are a little fat. ”

Yi Miaohan's last sentence popped out, people can't accept it, and they don't speak through their brains.

"Yi Miaohan, I'm fat or you're fat, look at your belly, you can't swim, you can automatically float in the water."

"Am I fat too? I'm not obvious, Yaai, this fries are a little soft, do you want to eat them? ”

"Don't! Yi Miaohan, can you be sincere when you give things to others in the future? A few meters away, handed to me? Every time I talk to you, as long as you are eating, you can't hear me, are you a rice bucket? ”

Shu Yaai's temper was completely ignited.

Perhaps, not for nothing.

Yi Miaohan was like a mouse, nibbling on French fries, for fear that others would rob her.

"Squeak!"

"Mouse!!"

Shu Yaai jumped up from the bed and left the bed with her feet irregularly.

After eating the snack, Yi Miaohan comforted her stomach and shook the debris on the bed.

"Mouse, go to the ground and eat! Yaai is afraid! ”

"Yi Miaohan, get it away quickly!"

"Yaai, it's just ugly, like a spider, you can roast and eat it!"

"Ahh

Shu Yaai began to save herself, taking her own pillow and covering the mouse.

The pillow began to rub on the floor as its body moved.

"Help! Who's going to save me! Aunt White!! ”

"Yaai, it's ready, I'll let it go now."

Yi Miaohan's way of blowing away the rats is very special, "When Yaai is away, welcome again!" ”

"Yi Miaohan, what are you talking to it? Can you still talk to it? ”

"Okay, when I was in high school, our house was full of rats, and after eating a few, I didn't come back."

Yi Miaohan smelled the pillow, and there was no fart.

"Yaai! I'll give you this, just give me yours, I don't dislike it. ”

Yi Miaohan patted the back of the pillow and picked up a remnant of mouse hair on it.

Shu Yaai was so angry that she couldn't speak, if no one took care of her, she would faint.

"What's wrong? What's wrong? ”

Aunt Bai was knocking on the door, and Shu Yaai didn't have the courage to go to the ground.

The shadow of the rat always lingers.

Yi Miaohan opened the door, and Aunt Bai entered the room, as if she smelled a strange odor.

"Aunt Bai, Yi Miaohan's snacks have brought in mice, I clean them every day, but it still doesn't work."

Aunt Bai began a routine check-up, front and back, every corner.

Finally, in the innermost corner of Jiang Xiaohui's bed, a mouse hole was found.

"It's not cleaned up?"

Aunt Bai looked at Shu Yaai and wanted to hear her explanation.

"Yi Miaohan, she hates clumps of hair on the ground, so I finish tidying up my place every day, and I also help her sweep it by the way, but I have never taken care of Jiang Xiaohui's ......"

Shu Yaai's tone was different from what she had just spoken, and she was a little slurred.

claimed to be clean, but because of Yi Miaohan, it was ruined.

"I'll get some rat poison later, and you can make sure that the table and bed are clean and tidy these days, and don't put snacks."

"These days? Aunt Bai, do you mean that the rats have come back these days? ”

Shu Yaai kept repeating "these days", she didn't dare to imagine what kind of life would be like a year.

"Almost, as long as the rat comes, if it goes, there is a process. It won't be too easy, and even if you get rid of it this time, next time, maybe it will come out of nowhere, so the best way to solve the source is to stop snacking. ”

Shu Yaai's eyes shot at Yi Miaohan.

Yi Miaohan avoided her gaze, chewing "cluck, clucking", how cool.

Yi Miaohan seemed to have a bad idea.

"Aunt Bai, when our family was in high school, there was a rat plague, and then my father roasted a few for me to eat, and it didn't appear again......"

"Shut up! Yi Miaohan! ”

Shu Yaai felt goosebumps stand up, and her body was tingling.

"Yaai, you misunderstood me, I mean, don't eat cute little animals. After roasting, leave me to count the head and legs, mice are not like spiders, they don't drop their legs casually. ”

Shu Yaai gasped deeply, squatted down, trembling and clenching Aunt Bai's hand.

"Aunt Bai, I think, change the bedroom!"