Chapter 094: I Charge the Goddess
The senior director held the thermos cup and said, "Dean, is that the one you mentioned just now the common sense theorist you mentioned earlier?"
"I don't mean anything else, but based on my years of experience, I feel that there may be something wrong with his mental state, do I need to give him an assessment to see how he is doing?"
Dean Hao patted the senior director on the shoulder and said, "Your vision has always been very good. ”
The senior director said modestly: "This is all taught by the dean. ”
See!
quietly slapped a sycophant, not only praised by the dean, but also made the dean feel beautiful, the art of speaking is an important knowledge point that many young people have to learn for a lifetime.
Dean Hao nodded with satisfaction.
Aoyama Psychiatric Hospital is very good, the patients are very cute, the nurses and doctors are very good at talking, he likes it more.
Back to the office.
Dean Hao dialed the phone.
He called Principal Chen Xiang and wanted to talk to him well.
The phone was connected, and the other party was very enthusiastic.
"Dean Hao, don't you feel very good, let me tell you, Chen Xiang is the best in the general knowledge theory course of our high court, although he is not very experienced, but his theoretical knowledge is still very good. ”
"I feel that our school can cooperate with Tsingshan to provide a steady stream of talents for Tsingshan, which is also my idea to improve the employment rate of students after graduation. ”
This Principal Qin is a very thoughtful person.
He has sent a lot of talent to various industries and columns.
The general knowledge theory major is a course that he invented, and it can be regarded as an additional course for the school, and if any student can be internationally renowned in the future, then he, the founder, will also be famous.
"Dean Hao, have you listened to me? Do you have any thoughts about this student? If you train it well, you will definitely become a national talent. ”
Dean Hao said: "I don't know if it's Dongcai or not, but what I do know is that he has already entered the hospital, Brother Qin, don't blame the brother for not reminding you, your major should be withdrawn quickly, what kind of stuff is taught, it is completely misleading." ”
"What do you mean?"
"Literally, when I enter the hospital, I won't mention the medicine fee to you, this medicine fee is my Qingshan's. In the past, I was puzzled, housing prices should go up, but why this cemetery should also rise, now I understand. ”
"Why is the price of cemeteries rising?"
Dean Hao just wanted to continue to have a good chat with Principal Qin, but he was suddenly a little confused by his words.
The dean is indeed talking to you about housing prices and cemeteries.
But you don't ask anything else, but ask the reason for the price increase of the cemetery, and your thinking is a little out of the box, and you want to give you a good evaluation.
"Brother Qin, what's your situation, did I tell you about the price increase of the cemetery?"
"Dean Hao, this is not what you just said, the price of housing has risen, why the price of the cemetery has also risen, I don't know, so I asked you. ”
"Okay, I have a chance to come to Qingshan, I want to have a good chat with you. ”
"Thank you for the invitation, I will definitely go if I have the opportunity, but you haven't said the reason for the increase in the price of the cemetery, tell me, I lack knowledge in this area. ”
Hang up the phone.
Dean Hao lay on the leather sofa, looked at the ceiling, and silently lit a cigarette.
Slightly haggard.
In a psychiatric hospital, I found that the people outside seemed to be a little abnormal, and often those who were said to be abnormal were the most normal.
Dean Hao smoked a cigarette silently.
Odd!
How could there be such an idea.
Inside the ambulance.
"Doctor, I'm also a doctor, but I teach common sense theory classes, don't look like I'm injured, it's just an accident, believe it or not?"
Chen Xiang communicated with the doctor, he was not a talker, but he said in the movie, if you keep talking, you must not fall asleep, as soon as you close your eyes and fall asleep, it will really be gone.
"Letter. The doctor said.
No matter what the other party says, the doctor is willing to believe the mentally ill person, Dean Hao personally admitted that the other party has a problem, if he is on the same page with the mentally ill, it is not a brain problem.
"Doctor, why do I feel cold, did you say this knife cut my cecum?" asked Chen Xiang.
"Normal. The doctor smiled.
Usually doctors are cold.
But when faced with the mentally ill, they will always show the most friendly and warm smile.
Don't ask why it's so friendly.
The question is that the professionalism is high.
Chen Xiang always felt that something was weird.
"Doctor, how do I feel like you're taking me for a psychopath?"
He spoke his mind.
At first, he didn't feel it, but then he noticed that the doctors and nurses looked at him, as if to say, this is a psychopath, give me some respect, don't mess around.
They looked at Chen Xiang, and the meaning in their eyes seemed to be very clear, aren't you just a psychopath?
Of course.
Although they are not psychiatrists in Aoyama, over the years, they have had a bit of deep contact with those two and have learned a lot of strange knowledge points.
"Haha, how is it possible, how can you be mentally ill, you lie down obediently, and you will be in the hospital soon, you can rest assured, the doctors in our hospital are very experienced, and there is absolutely no danger to your small injury." The doctor reassured.
Chen Xiang felt more and more that the other party regarded him as a psychopath.
"I'm not mentally ill. "He wants to prove that he is not a patient.
"We know. The doctor said to the nurse.
"You don't know. Chen Xiang said.
"Yes, yes, we don't know, we don't know anything. The doctor said hurriedly.
He felt that this patient was a bit difficult, if it was Lin Fan and Old Man Zhang, usually after they admitted that you were not mentally ill, they would lie there motionless, looking at you with a smile.
And now this patient is a little troublesome.
It's all already in line with your wishes.
Why are you so disobedient?
Ay!
Sure enough, there is still a big difference between a mentally ill person and a patient, just like the comparison between an obedient child and a disobedient child.
Chen Xiang felt that they were perfunctory to him.
"I'm not mentally ill, why can't you trust me, I'm a doctor, I'm a doctor who just graduated from a general knowledge theory class. Chen Xiang said excitedly.
Because I was so excited.
The wound cracked open and blood flowed.
"Don't get excited, it's not good for the wound. The doctor hurriedly said.
"I'm not a psychopath. Chen Xiang felt that he had been insulted the most in his life, and he would be regarded as mentally ill by others, what a damn thing.
"Punch the sedative. The doctor couldn't suppress this scene, and the nurse on the side was quick to shoot a needle.
None of them are professionals.
For them, the mentally ill is a great challenge, and they didn't expect the patient to be so hot this time.
The good thing is that they are well prepared.
As long as you come to Castle Peak Psychiatric Hospital, you must have a sedative.
Dare to go crazy.
A stitch down to make you well-behaved.
Inside ward 666.
Lin Fan and Lao Zhang lived very happily, they drank Sprite and Coke, and hid the gas stove in the cabinet.
"Lao Zhang, give me two injections, I recently found something running around in my body. Lin Fan said.
"Okay. ”
Lao Zhang looked outside, and after finding that there were no bad people, he took out the big baby in front of Lin Fan.
Holding a silver needle in his hand, he looked very carefully.
A pin drops.
A silver needle pierced Lin Fan's head.
"Do you feel anything?"
"No, you can go deeper, I like to go deeper. ”
"Okay, now it's deep?"
"Yes. ”
Lao Zhang pinched the silver needle and pushed the silver needle that had been pierced in his head, observing Lin Fan's expression at all times, and when he found that there was no expression, he was very curious.
It can't be that I didn't pierce enough, right?
"Do you feel it?" asked Lao Zhang.
"Sort of. Lin Fan said.
Lao Zhang nodded with satisfaction, and then slowly performed acupuncture on Lin Fan, only Lin Fan believed in his acupuncture ability, and no one else believed in him, so only Lin Fan was the best.
And he also believed that Lin Fan would be able to cultivate.
No one else believes, and only he believes.
One silver needle after another fell on Lin Fan's head, with a sharp technique, without the slightest hesitation, pinching the needle to find the position, and one needle fell, which was amazing.
Corridors.
Li Ang is in a very good mood, and he has just been praised by the dean, saying that he is a responsible nurse and very responsible, and his salary will be increased by 100 this month.
He thought that he could use the hundred yuan to charge the goddess again.
He recently licked a goddess.
The goddess has been talking so fast in the circle of friends that the cost is about to stop.
Whenever I see this circle of friends.
He will silently recharge a hundred yuan to the goddess, and then run to the goddess's circle of friends to like it, the meaning is very clear, goddess, have you seen me charge you the phone bill?
He doesn't say it directly.
But I want the goddess to slowly discover by herself, when she finds out that the person who has been silently charging him phone bills is me, she will definitely be moved, not to mention that there is no problem with a personal promise, at least please have a meal.
Thinking of a bright future, he couldn't help but smile.
Another good day.
In front of it is Ward 666.
He was curious.
"What are those two patients doing?"
I don't know if I was frightened by that Chen Xiang.
Come to the door.
He took a deep breath, mustered up his courage, and took the initiative to open the door, which was the first time he took the initiative to communicate with a mentally ill person.