Chapter Thirty-Eight: The Fight Behind the Scenes The two love latex paint

A vast prairie, green grass, is falling in the wind.

"Slow down, dear!"

"Hold me, you can be faster!"

Kankai rode his bicycle with his girlfriend in the saddle.

"Still?"

Kan Kai looked back and saw that his girlfriend's bandeau dress was not wrenched in the wheels.

"Honey, am I too heavy?"

"No, you're in the car, sit still."

Kankai was about to get out of the car to see what was going on, but he kicked it and his fat leg landed in the center of his girlfriend's head.

At the moment when his girlfriend was about to fall, he did not hesitate to lie flat on the lawn.

As a result, his girlfriend also fell on the turf and was still at a distance from him.

"Honey, you look like Zheng Zhongji."

Her hands were slightly raised, and Kankai was holding his head to her eyelids.

Next, it is not suitable for children.

……

At the wedding scene, people came and went.

"Hey! Aunt Bai, my daughter got married, and you didn't come? ”

Taking advantage of the call from the dormitory supervisor, Shu Yaai wanted to sneak into the hall.

Take a look at the wedding planning venue, just how gorgeous it is.

As soon as I entered the door, I saw two little flower girls.

"How old are you? In the future, when my sister gets married, can you come? ”

Shu Ya loved to immerse herself in the princess dream, thinking that they were evergreens and that she was an ageless woman.

"Yes!"

"I can act in youth idol dramas."

Boys are innocent, girls are pure.

"What for? Get out! ”

Shu Ya loves to visit and is used as a photographer.

It's hard to get in, and the heavenly arrangement can be seen in full view.

"Yi Miaohan, did you say that her daughter's wedding dress is not white, is it a second marriage?"

Yi Miaohan didn't answer and wasn't surprised, because she was already busy.

……

"Wow!"

Yi Miaohan hurriedly covered her eyes, her eyes looked through her fingers, and quietly glanced at a couple on the grass.

Dry firewood, Yi Miaohan kept "hee-hee-hee".

"My car is there!"

Jiang Hechang's body was stopped by Yi Miaohan's two arms.

The traffic commander all stretched out to the right, and the right leg stepped out, and the big split fork.

"Don't bother!"

Jiang Hechang went to the left and easily bypassed her.

"I'm so shy!"

Yi Miaohan's hands gradually opened, and her head pulled forward.

"Whoosh!"

The bike rides out of sports speed.

"Grow your hair! Collect your hair for money and grow your hair! ”

The tricycle floated past Jiang Hechang's side.

"Wait a minute!"

Jiang Hechang stopped her.

"I have a lot of hair, how much can I sell it for?"

"Then I want to see the specific quality, you come here another day, or, I'll go to your place to get it."

The hair collection aunt can maintain her balance without touching her legs on the ground and pedaling on a tricycle.

Smelled the smell of Jiang Hechang's hair, and touched the thickness and hardness of his hair.

It is just right to make a wig, and it is not easy to fall off the slag.

"I'm at Raiju University."

"Okay, I'll go to your tomorrow."

"Those hairs, fill in the big holes."

"This kid, hair is a good thing, you should be cement and dust?"

"Black Whirlwind ......"

Jiang Hechang described to Aunt Hair Collector that those hairs were useful, but they were regarded as neuropathy.

"The child is very handsome, ask the family to take you to treat well. It is no wonder that the outside world rumors that Laizhu University graduates are few excellent and change jobs. Tsk~ It's not easy to find a job. ”

The hair-curding aunt started pedaling the tricycle again.

Passing through this grassland, there are residential areas.

"Ah~"

Kankai's girlfriend's lace skirt was stirred into the wheels, and the two hurriedly pulled under the tricycle.

Finally, the skirt came out, the car was turned up, and the aunt who collected her hair was detained and fell to the ground.

"Run!"

Kankai and his girlfriend fled frantically, as if they were being chased by a wild tiger.

"Who? Who? Don't run if you have the ability, dare you ......"

The aunt who collected her hair held her hands up, and with great force, the tricycle was close to the ground again.

"Come on!"

Jiang Hechang rushed over and lifted the tricycle with one arm.

The aunt who collected her hair was successfully rescued.

Keep your legs off the ground and step on the pedals.

connected the tricycle and put it on Jiang and Chang's arms together.

And Yi Miaohan's neck twisted, still curiously watching Kan Kai pretend to be a flower girl, pulling his girlfriend to mop the floor's long skirt.

After "hee-hee-hee", Yi Miaohan gradually withdrew her gaze and observed the original direction again.

It seems that the direction won the lottery, and the drama continues.

"Kid, I just said a few words to you, and you want to trap me?"

Jiang Hechang leaned over slightly, the tricycle returned to the horizon, and she also stood up steadily.

The hair-collecting aunt was suppressed by Jiang Hechang's great strength.

The big words were released, and I couldn't come back to my senses for a long time.

"The pair on the ground just now, not me and him."

Yi Miaohan wanted to help Jiang Hechang explain, but there were no three hundred taels of silver here.

The aunt who collected her hair scurried to Yi Miaohan's position.

"Child, you students are in love, my aunt can understand, compensate me tens of thousands of yuan, just treat it as if it didn't happen."

What?

Aunt Lion opened her mouth, and her business was not good at first glance.

In other aspects, how much can be earned.

"Not us. Hair to you in a few days. ”

Jiang Hechang repaired the bicycle and rode away alone.

The aunt who collected her hair wanted to shout, but she didn't dare to chase it, so she grabbed Yi Miaohan in front of her.

"Child, you are honest, tell Auntie, were you two in the grass just now?"

"We're both there, but ......"

"No need to explain, after giving me the money, I won't inform your principal."

The hair-curding aunt pushed her glasses upward, and the frames of the glasses were broken, and the lenses became spider webs.

"I don't have any money! It's to come to the wedding drop! ”

"You hit your aunt, you pay more and pay less, it's a snack, can you give a few thousand?"

The hair collection aunt made a regression, from tens of thousands, to thousands.

"I really don't, I don't believe it."

Yi Miaohan flipped out of her trouser pocket, cleaner than her face.

"A few hundred is fine! Can you come to the wedding without money? ”

"Auntie, do you mean to let me give you the money?"

Yi Miaohan seems to have thought of a good way, not only to keep the money from being spent in vain, but also to give to her in front of her.

……

"Yaai!"

Shu Yaai came out of the wedding hall upside down, still unsatisfied, and was woken up by Yi Miaohan.

She looked back and saw that Yi Miaohan had brought a middle-aged woman.

"Yi Miaohan, I said that you will get married in the future, so you won't be in such a hurry, bring your old woman now. Do you even ask, whether her children are male or female? Mother-in-law, you ......"

"I don't have any children."

"Look, Yi Miaohan, I almost got my skin wrong."

Yi Miaohan began to whisper to Shu Yaai.

"Yaai, I have a great idea!"

In this case, 28,000 words were omitted.

Aunt with her hair is yawning.

"Will this work?"

"Yes!"

Yi Miaohan was categorical and did not hesitate.

……

"Kill you!!"

A couple of newcomers become old people, flirting and scolding, and becoming heartbroken.

"I'll let you peek at the beauty."

"You misunderstood me, fiancΓ©e, I'm just surprised."

"FiancΓ©e? Today we have registered. ”

"Wrong, wife! I didn't look at anyone, and from now on, I only have you in my eyes. ”

The dormitory supervisor hugged her daughter and cried, not caring at all whether her uncle was doing well or not.

"The daughter who marries out, the water that spills out, my mother will never see you again."

"I'm not dead! Feel free to see it! Get up, Mommy, I have to beat him to death, or I won't be surnamed Mi. ”

Yi Miaohan and Shu Yaai looked at each other and didn't dare to go over.

I had to walk through the path and return to the synagogue.

In the blink of an eye, there is not much left of the wedding decoration.

"For the next funeral, put away all the red balloons."

The man who Bang Shuya loves to go out stands in the center, directing the people to clean up the garbage everywhere.

"Yi Miaohan, he should be in charge, you go and ask!"

"Yaai, you come with me."

"I'm not going to go! Your idea. ”

Shu Yaai hid out of the door, and the aunt came to talk to her.

It's like not asking for money back, at least ask for a detailed address.

"The one in there is also Laizhu University?"

"Yi Miaohan? Oh, yes! She got in with the penultimate score. ”

"It seems that learning is not good, and often engaging in relationships between men and women must affect learning."

"Yi Miaohan? It's impossible, her boyfriend didn't find her, she had a scandal? Who can you talk to? ”

"Hey, hey! Child, you're too innocent. How many girls are stupid on the surface, but hidden deep in their hearts. ”

"Yi Miaohan, I've already told me that you're not right. But look at you pitiful, the glasses are broken, so I'm ready to accompany you on the legs. ”

"What's going on? If you don't give glasses lenses, you will accompany me with glasses? ”

"yes, what do you think you can buy for 10 dollars. Airplanes, artillery, tanks, rockets, satellites, globes? ”

"You do a loss, people get married, you give 10 yuan? This is not the old society, don't tell me, you want to be perfect, you two are insulting, it's better not to give it. I was so unlucky, I didn't check the yellow calendar when I went out, and I met you. ”

"Yi Miaohan, come out, she said 10 yuan, it was an insult to her, money, she didn't want it."

"No, no, that's what I said? Ants are also meat, so it's okay to lose a pair of glasses, and the rest will be asked for by her next time. ”

Shu Yaai didn't hear the last sentence accurately, and saw Yi Miaohan coquettish in the hall.

It seems that Yi Miaohan's trick doesn't work for others.

"Yaai, he said that he doesn't care about red envelopes, and next time there is a red and white celebration, call him."

Wedding officiant?

Yi Miaohan failed to accomplish her goal, and was successfully brainwashed and turned into a vendor's brain.

"Yaai, we will also look for him for the wedding."

"Yi Miaohan, you finish today's work first, this aunt wants money again, what should you do?"

Shu Yaai pointed to her side, the aunt who didn't take the money was not finished.

"Woo woo woo ......"

The dormitory supervisor finally stopped crying, but his in-laws sat on the ground and wept.

"The surname is Mi, if my son marries your daughter, he will not have good luck in this life."

The groom's face has been scratched by the bride.

The in-laws seem to be single-parent families with dormitory supervisors, and there are great opinions.

"I told my husband that your family has no power and can't marry. No matter how beautiful her daughter looks, how can she be. He didn't listen, and when he died, he had to take his son. ”

"In-laws, what you said is bad, your husband died of illness, and it has nothing to do with us. Our family has no power? Can there be a lot of rich relatives? ”

"Which one is rich, which one is your relative. You are the black widow, alone with her daughter, and she can get a good education. Helpless, want to borrow my house to turn over......"

"Say it again!"

The dormitory supervisor opened the carry-on satchel, pulled out the red envelopes inside, and threw them all in the face of his in-laws.

In order to stop this farce, my uncle opened fire on me, blocking the paper bag with his body and flying up.

"Husband, I'm sorry!"

The bride was distressed, and the two loved latex paint.

"Smack!"

A red envelope was thrown onto Yi Miaohan's feet, and registered in the frame, "Yi Miaohan and Shu Yaai, 10 yuan." ”