Chapter 9: Jokes with Color
After Situ Guifei Niangniang married the emperor, the emperor did not treat her badly, and she always stayed with her for a few days every month, not too much and not too little, not three thousand favors in one, but it was much better than the low-level concubines who couldn't see the emperor a few times throughout the year!
Fortunately, she still has sustenance, her wish since childhood is to learn martial arts, so she does not take it very seriously if she is not favored, if the emperor is not called to sleep, she hides aside to practice, and I also have a lot of free time to go to the palace library to look through ancient books, originally those concubines saw Situ Niangniang's sudden rise in the palace banquet, and thought that there would be a big move in the harem, but there was no news, the emperor still favored Concubine Xian, and did not have a special move towards this Situ Niangniang, Zining Palace also snubbed the saddle horse in front of the door.
Despite this, Situ was still remembered by the Queen Mother, and I estimate that the Queen Mother wants to raise Situ to be the best weapon to deal with Concubine Xian. It seems that this concubine Niangniang has indeed made enough enemies in the palace.
No, I went outside for a walk and came back, and I heard the head of the Queen Mother's Palace, Gonggong Li, come to announce the decree, and Xuan Situ went to the Queen Mother's Palace to meet him. Naturally, I had to go along. Who made us Shang Yi, hey......
In the Queen Mother's Shouning Palace, the Queen Mother is still such a picture of closing her eyes and recuperating her mind, Amitabha Buddha's appearance, seeing us enter, she motioned to the eunuch next to her to move a stool over, I looked, the old Queen Mother must have great hopes for Situ, otherwise, she would not break the rule of never letting people sit, but let Situ sit.
After Situ Mingzhu gave a big salute to the Queen Mother, he sat on a stool made of brocade covered with gold thread and respectfully laid out the score of his good daughter-in-law.
The Queen Mother closed her eyes, and I was thinking about what she had to say to Situ, but after waiting for a long time, she didn't say anything, and when I stood behind Situ, I almost yawned......
She said slowly: "Life in the palace, are you still used to it?" ”
I was in a daze, and I almost thought that she was saying this to the air, when I heard Situ reply: "Back to the Queen Mother, everything is fine." ”
The Queen Mother said: "You have been in the palace for a short time, if you feel lonely, come and walk around more, accompany my old woman......"
I looked at the well-maintained face of the Queen Mother out of the corner of my eye, and it was still gorgeous, so I called myself an old woman, hey, I was sad for a while, and I thought, the Queen Mother seems to really value Situ, whether she is for General Situ or for the emperor, it seems that although Situ is not favored, with the importance of the Queen Mother, it seems that the days in the palace should be very comfortable.
Situ Weiwei said that it was......
The queen mother said: "The emperor has chosen many concubines in recent years, and you are known for being virtuous and virtuous. ”
I sighed in my heart: This queen mother is really interesting, I don't like the emperor to choose a concubine, I don't persuade myself, but I want my daughter-in-law to persuade her, can I persuade her?
I can't help but think of a story, about an ancient emperor who was absurd and unreasonable, and chose countless concubines, this year, he wanted to choose beautiful women to enter the palace, and many ministers persuaded him to no avail, and finally the old prime minister came forward, only said one word, and the emperor immediately stopped choosing concubines, he said: "Your Majesty, the iron rod will also be sharpened into a needle, you have to be careful!" ”
I secretly said in my heart, do you want Situ to persuade like this? I glanced at the Queen Mother sitting on the top seat, and couldn't help but smile in my heart.
The Queen Mother sat on the phoenix chair, looking at Situ Niangniang sitting on the chair and stool paved with brocade, and thought, I heard that the daughter of the general is amazingly talented, and she is known as a talented woman, but now I see it, but it is not very good, Mu Mu Nene......
The Queen Mother closed her eyes slightly, she suddenly felt it, and felt that a gaze swept towards her like a sharp arrow, she had been in the palace for a long time, and her feelings naturally became extremely sensitive, she opened her eyes suddenly, but she still only saw Situ Guifei Niangniang, who was sitting upright in front of her, and the female official with an ordinary face standing behind her, she looked at the two, wondering who had such a sharp gaze, unscrupulous, and unscrupulous, but she only saw Situ Guifei Niangniang's respectful face, and the female official behind her had a smile on the corner of her mouth, Come to think of it, I'm distracted......
The Queen Mother secretly thought: This pair of master and servant, it seems that one is wooden and the other is ignorant of the world, is he looking for the wrong person? Maybe, let's take a look at it, if the other concubines in the palace are looked down upon by the Queen Mother, I don't know how many scheming or means to show her sincerity, at the very least, they will also express their determination to her, but this Situ Niangniang is a little special, just promised, not even a superfluous word, in the end it is the general's daughter.
The Queen Mother is a little unable to understand her thoughts, a person who can't figure out her thoughts, that is, a person who can't control it, how can she entrust important matters to her?
After the Queen Mother gifted Situ Niangniang a box of exquisite snacks, she asked them to thank them and retreat.
After Situ Niangniang and I retreated, because Zining Palace was not far away, Situ wanted to go to the garden for a turn, so the two of them retreated and followed the little palace maids, and came to the garden, at this time, I was thinking about the story of persuading the emperor not to choose a concubine, the more I thought about it, the more funny I felt, and now there was no queen mother watching from above, I couldn't help but laugh out loud, Situ turned his head and glanced at me, knowing that I was often nervous, and ignored me......
I have a bad thing, sometimes after laughing, after a long time, I come back to my senses, and I laugh again, and sometimes I startle people.
In this way, I walked with Situ Niangniang on the small arch bridge, I started to laugh again, and the voice was very loud, which scared Situ Niangniang, she couldn't help it, frowned and asked me: "I don't know you, why are you so happy all day long, and what are you laughing at?" ”
I told her this story by comparison, at first, she didn't understand what it meant, but after she figured it out, her face was red, she wanted to scold but couldn't scold, she wanted to train and was embarrassed to train, she stayed and stayed, and she laughed so much that she couldn't straighten her waist, and said while laughing: "You, you, you, you're still a yellow flower girl, your mind is full of these things, see how you can marry in the future?" ”
I retorted to her disappreciatively: "Why, just think about it, can't you?" ”
Situ was helpless and said, "Your face is really thick......
I was about to sneer at each other, when she suddenly said, "Who is it, hide there, come out quickly......"
I saw a burly figure come out of the shadow of the flowers, dressed in a guard costume, I looked at his clothes, I knew that it was a palace guard, the official rank is quite high, at least more than five grades, I don't know how many grades higher than me.
I saw that his face was cold, with sword eyebrows and an extraordinary posture, but the look in his eyes was complicated, and I knew that he must have heard my conversation with Situ Niangniang, and I couldn't help but think that there were too many dark corners in this palace, and I could hide from a person in any place, and it was when I told Situ a joke with Se'er, I was really ashamed to go to my grandmother's house.
He respectfully saluted Situ Niangniang, and reported to the door of his house, it turned out that he was really a palace guard, and he was a guard with a knife in front of the palace, with a compound surname Mingyue, and a single name and a sea character.
I can't help but think that Concubine Xian's maiden name is Mingyuejiang, does he have anything to do with Concubine Xian?
Of course, I won't ask him in person, but afterwards, just ask the gossipy old people in the palace, such as the prince......
I still admire Situ more, she doesn't seem to know that this Mingyue guard listened to her indecent conversation with her female officer, maintained an extremely perfect smile and asked him to calm down, and shh
Although there is such an episode, it still can't reduce Situ's Youxing, I don't dare to talk nonsense anymore, I thought, if Leng Xiaoding comes out of the flowers, and when he sees it, it is the emperor, then it's over, although there is not much chance at this time, but you should be on guard, right?