In the black and oppressive hell, there is a suffocating darkness.

"Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing? ”

The Hell Demon King's simplest three rhetorical questions made the little ghosts hold their arms one after another.

"Oops!"

I don't know which mentally handicapped person met the Demon King of Hell, and it is understandable that he went to heaven if he was smart.

"The Demon King has lost his memory!!"

There was a 1-minute pause......

"The Amnesiac Demon King!!"

The bull head and the horse face shouted in hell one after another, and the fragrant green onions, ginger and garlic entered the mouth of Marshal Tianpeng.

"What does it smell like? Don't make me into garlic pork. ”

The Hell Demon King was indeed a little hungry, "Who is this?" ”

The head of the bull and the saliva of the horse were glued to his lips, and his eyes met, and he immediately lied.

"Demon King, we caught the wrong one!"

The Demon King of Hell swept the kaleidoscope into the bull's hand and snatched it up.

Follow the example of the bull's head and aim your eyes at the mouth of the cylinder.

"Wow, aa

The Demon King is like going back to when he was a child, and hell is full of people.

But as the IQ increases, some of them slowly enter heaven.

Only some fools, who remain in hell.

"Demon King, drink soup!"

Meng Po specially made it for the Hell Demon King, for fear that he would remember what happened just now.

Actually, he didn't have amnesia.

I just want to secretly observe who is loyal to him and who is drunk every day.

Meng Po seemed to have poured herself too much, and walked staggeringly.

"Hurry up and drink, I'll take a vacation when I'm done."

Meng Po's greatest pleasure is to travel in space, although the universe does not wait to see her, go around.

For this reason, Meng Po came back to study the soup that was not annoying.

Try to comfort the souls of the deceased, so that their hearts are warm, so that they will not hate her.

Hell has long been boring, she went to heaven, but got atonement.

"Isn't it for Marshal Tianpeng to drink?"

The Demon King of Hell got angry and didn't care about it.

The imps were all surprised, including Meng Po and Little Piggy.

"Demon King, you don't have amnesia?"

Meng Po slowly straightened up, staring at the Hell Demon King's scoop eyes.

There is a kaleidoscope of covering, which heals cross-eyed.

At least more focused light, no astigmatism. ¥ Aichi Literature ~Free to read

But the broken glass in the kaleidoscope caused Meng Po to have hundreds of millions of heads.

"Demon King, I'm an old pig. When you went to heaven, Lao Yue and I were practicing yoga. ”

"Ahh

The Hell Demon King didn't use the kaleidoscope properly, and when he heard movement from above, he thought that Marshal Tianpeng was still in the sky.

The shattered glass fell to his eyes.

The little ghosts present had black eyes and were confused.

"I have amnesia!"

The Demon King of Hell held back his eyes and shouted earth-shattering words.

……

Burrito Moon Palace, Tai Mingzi is soaking in the pool, and Yue Yunyun is sitting on the edge.

recalled Jiang Hechang for Yi Miaohan's sword mountain and the sea of fire, and couldn't bear to cry.

"Hahaha, cool!"

Tai Mingzi took a bite of a green onion burrito in his mouth, and a bottle of mint in his hand was in his hand.

The temperature of the moon was far less than that of the sun, and he soaked in the middle of the villa in his swimming trunks.

"You drank, that's my eyes

Tear! ”

"Baby! What's wrong? ”

Yue Yunyun's father never came to the burrito Moon Palace again.

I wish my daughter and Tai Mingzi were in pairs.

"I'll taste it."

Nibbling on a large piece of burrito, I wanted to try the saltiness, but the green onion on the tip of the tongue made the cool breeze "swish".

"Hahaha, cool!"

Tai Mingzi realized that something was wrong, and quickly stopped his mouth, and half of the tears had already poured down the bottle.

To be honest, he didn't taste it.

"You still want to drink? How could my dad agree to me marrying you. ”

"Baby, we've been in the cave room, do you like it?"

"There are few people who have come to get married, and I thought that I could hold the wedding of the century, but I blamed you for being too anxious."

"The god of wind and rain is here, and he brings a courtesy."

Tai Mingzi pointed to a homemade simple fan by the pool, a basin of footwater.

"No, I'll do it all over again."

"Hahaha, baby, that's a second marriage!"

"I'm going to invite Lao Jiang."

Tai Mingzi was worried about this, so he hurriedly entered the cave room.

Kan Kai called him, the first trick of picking up a girl, raw rice and cooked rice.

Seeing that this trick was not good, Tai Mingzi thought of a second trick.

"Baby, we want a baby."

"You can't give birth."

"Adopt one."

Tai Mingzi helped Yue Yunyun wipe away the tears from her eyes, and rubbed her palms against her body, which was very cool.

It seems to have healing magic, and it is smeared on the face.

Even the small scar from Yi Miaohan's last kick has no trace.

"I want Lao Jiang's black doll."

Yue Yunyun hasn't given up yet, and she is just a whim with Tai Mingzi, wanting to make Jiang and Chang angry.

She thinks that the marriage of the Moon Palace is not counted, and there is no black and white words of human beings.

"For a woman, my buddy beat me up. He can't get his child unless you want me to die. ”

Tai Mingzi's eyes smiled and smiled, comforting Yue Yunyun, and the rest of the babies could.

"No, I'll just want that."

Yue Yunyun is a bit pretentious, but in Tai Mingzi's eyes, it is a little fun.

"Okay, I'll tell him."

Yue Yunyun held back her joy, if she succeeded, Jiang Hechang must often come to see the child.

After coming and going, maybe the old love can be rekindled.

"Baby, my father-in-law gave the football to the Demon King of Hell, forget it? As far as I know him, it shouldn't. ”

"My dad is not kind to you, you dare to curse him?"

Marriage makes it necessary for each other to give, and then there are many contradictions.

"No! Baby, I'm trying to help him. ”

"No, didn't you hear the Hell Demon King call him amnesia?"

……

In hell, the Demon King is still testing his loyalty.

"What is this? Wear it for me! ”

Ma Mian didn't answer for a long time, and after a minute, he suddenly jumped up, like a carp jumping over a dragon gate.

"Tell the Demon King, I don't know the name. But the sound is amplified many times in an instant. ”

"This is good, send it to Meng Po."

The Demon King of Hell hung in his ears, and there was no sound.

"Report to the Demon King, as soon as Meng Po enters the universe for vacation."

A minute later......

"What?"

The Demon King of Hell held back his anger, and the team of idiots never found out that the Demon King did not have amnesia.

is still whispering, "Demon King, it's really pitiful, there is only one son, and the soul of Jiang He Chang is scattered." ”

"Yes, it is said that the demon king has taken a fancy to Meng Po, and people don't follow him."

"I just see how Meng Po always takes vacations, is she sexually harassed by the Demon King?"

The whispers that used to be inaudible are now all in the ears of the Demon King of Hell.

A minute later......

"Presumptuous!!"

He was so angry that his face turned blue, his eyes glowed green, and he aimed at a group of imps.

"Pigs are full of treasures, ears can be used for medicine, pig skin can be beautiful, skin is in demand, and pig brains, ID can improve ......"

A minute later......

“iqiq！”

After many years of mixing, Niu Tou Ma Mian has also caught foreigners, but his foreign language has not improved.

The Demon King of Hell didn't bother to correct it.

In fact, apart from hello (hello) and die (to die), he knows very few words.

When I asked Niu Tou Ma Mian where to find the kaleidoscope and hearing aids, I actually heard the word "garbage can".

"I've worked so hard to train you to become two brushes in hell, my right-hand man, so that you can go to the world to collect waste?"

Bull head and horse face, blinking and big eyes, as if he had guessed something.

"Oh! I've lost my memory, send me back to my room to rest. ”

The head of the ox and the face of the horse are supporting each other, looking at each other.

Thinking that Marshal Tianpeng was waiting for the two of them on Meng Po's stove, he was excited and happy, and he couldn't express it.

"The smell of green onions, ginger and garlic is too big, you two clean up the ground."

"No, Demon King, that's the seasoning we are going to eat for hot pot."

The horse jumped up, "Giggle!" ”

Quickly pull the honest bull's head, walk quickly away from the boudoir of the Hell Demon King, and arrive at Hell's Kitchen.

"Brother Ma, thank you, you helped me just now, otherwise, I wouldn't be able to eat this delicious meal."

The bull head kept swallowing, watching the marshal of the canopy being roasted, looking around for black pepper.

"Brother Niu, you sit down, do what we do, you can't be too realistic, there are too many hell ghosts, and this pig is far from enough to stuff your teeth."

"Brother Ma, why does Laizhu University focus on cultivating people with the surname Niu, should I also enroll in a school. I didn't go to college, so I did this, I have poor mental capacity, and I always have nightmares,"

"Brother Niu, I thought I was very handsome and a little fresh meat, but I was kicked and kicked by you when I was sleeping, and I became this ghost. I've always dreamed of being a college student! ”

"Brother Ma, otherwise, let's hand over this Marshal Tianpeng to the Demon King to deal with, he will definitely reward us with something, and then we will say that we want to go to school, can he give us two tuition?"

"Brother Niu, you are too honest, the demon king is now amnesia, he can't tell who the two of us are, he almost let us sleep, and we can still pay the tuition, all on our own."

The Demon King of Hell hurriedly arrived, and the remnant hearing aid said that the bull-headed horse noodles were ready to eat Marshal Tianpeng.

The reason why he brought Marshal Tianpeng was to sell the Pig Demon King a face.

If the son is saved, this favor should be reciprocated.

The Hell Demon King wants the Pig Demon King to help him capture Han

Wonderful things, obviously in vain.

I wanted Sima Guang to smash the cylinder and fish Marshal Tianpeng out of Meng Po soup.

Now it seems that it has become a snack for cow head and horse noodles.

Wrong!

If Marshal Tianpeng dies, his father, the Pig Demon King, will definitely come to settle accounts with the Hell Demon King.

Haven't come yet?

The Demon King of Hell closes the curtains in the haunted house and waits quietly.

……

On the day of the piggy beauty pageant, Yi Miaohan sat in the audience, holding a glow stick.

Jiang Hechang was beside Yi Miaohan, with a black doll tied to his chest muscles, and he had learned to tie it up by himself.

I don't need Yi Miaohan's help anymore.

"Little piggy, come on!"

Yi Miaohan's left hand is blue-purple, and her right hand is plum-red, with the top petal shape.

At first glance, it looks exactly the same as the red roses and purple jasmine on Planet J where Jiang Hechang is located.

"Mom~Mi!"

The baby's shouting can't withstand the shouts of the crowd, and Yi Miaohan is one of them.

Stand up and the two sticks hit each other.

"Smack! Syllable! ”

"Woo ......"

The black doll was a little scared, and grabbed Jiang Hechang's chest with both hands.

"Daddy ~ Ground!"

Jiang Hechang's original intention of bringing Yi Miaohan to the beauty pageant was to win the piglet and bring the audience a whole pig feast for free.

"Hahaha, that's cute!"

Tai Mingzi's movements, Jiang Hechang looked left and right.

Tai Mingzi appeared in the rear, "Dude! The child borrowed me for a few days, and it should be an emergency! ”

"Don't borrow!"

Jiang Hechang directly refused, and Tai Mingzi squeezed his fists with both hands.

"Dude, the last time you hit me in the eye, I didn't do it well. But I'm a married man now, and I can rob your girlfriend......"

"Bang!"

A flying pig suddenly landed in the center of the venue.

(End of chapter)