373 Holy monk, you abrasive little goblin

[I wanted to update it earlier, but I didn't expect it to be later than yesterday, and I feel more and more faceless to see you, Khan~! 】

Xiao Jingchen followed his father, little nephew and cute pets back to S City, and that night, the little nephew who was full of expectations ushered in his tragic first night.

When sleeping, Bai Xijing arranged Mingguang on the sofa in the living room, no way, there was only one master bedroom, the guest room was occupied by beasts, and it was not suitable for people at all, of course, if Mingguang didn't mind the various hairs flying around the house, he could barely sleep peacefully.

However, compared to the guest room that has been circled by beasts and beasts many times, Mingguang prefers to sleep in the living room.

In a way, Mingguang and Xiao Jingchen have the same thing-, he is also a little gender confused, but the object is limited to Uncle Xiao, so even if he saw Xiao Jingchen and Bai Xijing enter the same door and sleep in the same room, he didn't feel anything wrong at all, and rolled on the sofa with the quilt full of joy to sleep.

When he slept until midnight, Mingguang was awakened, he inexplicably felt that his chest was so heavy, as if he was pressed on the bed by a ghost, not only could not move his whole body but also had serious difficulty breathing, but when he opened his eyes and saw clearly the "ghost" pressing himself, the terrible screams resounded throughout the night sky.

"Eggplant eggplant~~, do you want to do it!!!"

The huge python used its body as a rope to tie Mingguang strongly, the snake's head was facing Mingguang's head, its sharp fangs flashed in the night, and the tip of its round tail was obscenely drilled into the quilt roll on Mingguang's body, rubbing here and there.

Eggplant can't speak, and in the face of Mingguang's frightened cry, it only replied with a few words of unknown meaning "Hiss~~~,

Before Mingguang could figure out what the eggplant wanted to express, there was a sudden sharp pain in his wrist, he gasped, turned his head with difficulty, and saw a big-tailed wolf squatting quietly on the edge of the sofa, his whole hand had been held in his mouth, and the sharp wolf teeth pressed his wrist and pierced little by little, the skin was broken, the blood flowed, and the tearing pain was unbearable.

Mingguang was so frightened that his face turned white, although his kung fu was good, but he was not Xiao Jingchen after all, and he didn't have the strange power to break open the eggplant and strangle it with his bare hands, if these two really fierce Dafa wanted to eat him, he really only had to wait for death~~!

The white tiger cabbage bun and the black panther lotus root do not have the same high IQ as eggplant and steamed buns, but they are also fierce beasts, and the beasts have an instinctive desire for blood, smelling blood, they immediately pounced, one biting Mingguang's other wrist, and the other gnawed on his two big feet, and the four beasts had the posture of dividing his body and eating him, but the husky's pit father and the second cargo were still jumping around excitedly, "Wangwang, full of joy."

Mingguang really cried this time, he is now sure that with the IQ of eggplant and steamed buns, he will never let the vegetable bun and lotus root really cause him irreparable damage, they are purely having fun ==!

But even if it's not life-threatening, it's very painful to break the skin and bleed, right, especially in the case of being "divided" by four fierce beasts, be careful that the liver can't stand it, there is wood ~TT~!

The bedroom separated from the living room by only one wall was lit with a faint bedside lamp, Bai Xijing sat on the head of the bed, one hand gently stroked the slippery little bald head of his sleeping daughter, and the other hand slowly flipped through a book, the corners of his mouth were slightly hooked, and his mood was so good that he exploded, even if the sound insulation function of the room was good, he could still hear the movement in the living room with his ear.

Although Xiao Jingchen is highly guarded, as long as she doesn't feel dangerous, she can sleep like a dead pig and can't move.

This night is spent in someone's pain and someone's happiness.

The sky was just slightly bright, and it was estimated that Xiao Jingchen was about to get up, the beasts and beasts decisively let go of Mingguang, and quickly retreated to their respective positions, or lying or lying down or snoring like thunder, Mingguang stiffly raised his body on the sofa with his hands and feet, his eyes were scattered, his eyes were haggard, his face was pale, and he was silent for two minutes, he Huo Ran got up, hurriedly put on his clothes, and stumbled out of the door-

Go to the epidemic prevention station to get a rabies vaccine~!

So, when Xiao Jingchen got up, the living room was quiet and peaceful, although Mingguang shed a lot of blood, but the blood was swallowed by the beasts before it fell to the ground, and there was not even a little taste, so Xiao Jingchen was decisively blinded.

After breakfast, Mingguang hadn't come back yet, Xiao Jingchen went to work by herself, but she was greeted by a mountain of announcements and scripts.

As the only actor in the innocent film and television company, he was inexplicably skipping work for two months, which naturally attracted strong dissatisfaction from the shareholders, although these shareholders did not contribute money, but they contributed to the technical shares, of course, they prefer to call themselves "think tanks".

So, Xiao Jingchen just calmly held his bare head and stared at the big eyes with an innocent face, suffocating the chatter of the thinkers back into his stomach.

At 10:27 in the morning, Mingguang's junior nephew was personally sent to the Innocent Studio by Bai Xijing's big monster and handed over to Boss Ling Fei, and he found a high position for this junior nephew who had lost too much blood - a specially hired martial arts instructor!

Martial arts instruction your sister's martial arts instruction! - Two hours later, Mingguang decisively flipped the table.

Whose martial arts instructor still needs to order a boxed lunch? Whose martial arts instructor still has to serve tea and water? Whose martial arts instructor still needs to do laundry? Whose martial arts instructor still has to water the flowers and plants in the office?? - Mingguang really knelt.

Bai Xijing, you big monster, curse you for the rest of your life!

Finally, when the first heavy snow fell, the third episode of "The Tribulation of the Beastmaster" was brought to the screen.

During this time, whether it is TV, the Internet or various other media, entertainment reports about Wuxie's participation in "The Secret History of the Great Zhou" are overwhelming, but because the director's bad taste has only announced the list of several main roles and makeup photos on the Internet, so that Wuxie, who has come back after disappearing for seven years, is still a great fan, so that all kinds of speculations and fantasies have fascinated the eyes of fans.

As a result, the vast majority of people believe that Wuxian will no longer shoot "Beastmaster Robbery", after all, it is just a small online video, even if the click rate is high, how can there be a TV series and a movie to make money, which once made countless Beastmaster fans sigh, so when the third episode of "Beastmaster Robbery" was silently uploaded to the official website, fans still couldn't believe their eyes, so that the entire website was stagnant for a moment, followed by a crazy skyrocketing click rate.

However, what makes people fall through the glasses again is that the third episode of "Beastmaster Robbery" is not free, the first click needs to consume fan value, and you can watch it again after clicking once, clicking on the third episode of "Beastmaster Robbery" will consume ten fan points, and on the innocent official website, you can get one fan value for every hundred words of accumulated messages, so, ten fan values are really not much, but for those pseudo-fans who temporarily join just because they want to watch the video, it's a bit of a pit.

As the saying goes, there are policies and countermeasures!

Since you need to pay for clicking on "Beastmaster Robbery", it would be nice to let the person who paid for it copy it and then circulate it to everyone.

As the saying goes, the road is one foot high, and the devil is one foot high!

There is the so-called computer master out of the horse, the video is easily copied successfully, but as soon as the copy is opened, Nima is black, not only the screen is black, but even his own computer is hacked, I will go, the copied video will automatically generate a virus!!!

The official website forum suddenly scolded and how many fans turned black, but unfortunately, those invective and fierce words failed to enter the eyes of the parties, and those who tried to secretly destroy the official website were more miserable than watching pirated copies - the host was directly burned!

Some self-proclaimed hackers are happy to deliberately unblock the copy video to infect the virus, in order to use their unprecedented hacking technology to kill it, and the fame is shocking, but unfortunately, since the upload of the third episode of "The Tribulation of the Beastmaster", until the New Year is approaching, I haven't seen any god who can successfully get a copy of the video.

So gradually, the fans stopped, gradually, the hackers stopped, and gradually, the fan value went up and down.

It is said that the third episode of "Beastmaster Robbery" is better than the first two episodes!

Following the wolf king and the python king, a white tiger appeared in the third episode, noble, elegant, domineering, and mighty, no one could have imagined that this white tiger who looked like a variety of cool and handsome bullies was the most bullied one in the back, and he made a handful of bitter tears for the vegetable bun~!

The appearance of the tiger king makes the relationship between beasts more tangled and complicated, confusing, and this time, the beauty changed into an emerald green dress, fresh and natural, between actions, giving people a kind of vitality of all things reviving grass and warblers, making people unconsciously puff a smile.

When "The Tribulation of the Beastmaster" swept the Internet again, the temperature outside was getting lower and lower, the snow was falling one after another, the school had begun its winter vacation, and office workers were also looking forward to the arrival of the New Year.

From the beginning of filming, the relevant reports of "The Secret History of the Great Zhou" have almost never been interrupted, the most expensive TV series costing tens of millions, the court drama that is most in line with history, and so on, but the real biggest selling point of "The Secret History of the Great Zhou" is "the seven-year comeback of the Shadow of No Evil", there is no it

It can be said that "The Secret History of the Great Zhou" became popular before it was broadcast, occupying the prime time, and the first episode broke the highest rating record for the first episode of the TV series with a rating of 1, and with the development of the plot, this data is still rising.

The fans who swept the film and television industry seven years ago are now young or just past the youth, and they are the main consumer groups in society, so it can be said that with such high ratings, a large part of the audience is running for innocence, although everyone doesn't know who she plays.

It is said that there will always be some highlights in the opening and ending credits of TV series, but Nima's entire opening and ending credits add up to more than five minutes, and even a flower buying aunt who plays soy sauce has a shot, but she doesn't see innocence, and even the cast list is only put on the episode, so the audience is desperate, it seems that before the plot is pushed to Wuxie, no one wants to know that she is playing a magic horse

The Chinese New Year's Eve is a day of family reunion, and the Spring Festival Gala is not as good as the year, but out of some habitual heart, even if the Spring Festival Gala is bad, it will be the ratings champion of the night, however, this year, there seems to be a big mistake.

Mango Satellite TV is a strange thing in Huaxia TV, satellite channels do not dare to collide with Huaxia Central Station for the Spring Festival Gala of their own station, but it dares, Chinese New Year's Eve, satellite channels will broadcast the Spring Festival Gala of Huaxia Central Station, it will not broadcast, not only will not broadcast, but also a week in advance, Chinese New Year's Eve, the mystery of the innocence of "The Secret History of the Great Zhou" will be lifted.

So, on this day, the young people held the mango station, and the old people held the Huaxia Central station and did not change, out of the first half of China's thousands of years of filial piety education, the ratings of Huaxia Central were much higher than mangoes, and then this gap suddenly reversed at a certain moment.

At 9:18 p.m., several well-known irrigation forums on the Internet appeared at the same time...... Ahh

- So beautiful, so beautiful, really worthy of being the first beauty in the East, both men and women kill ahhhhhh

- Innocent, innocent, your shiny head reflects my future, your squinting eyes hook my soul, your washed white robe wraps my body tightly, brother and sister, let's get married~~!

— Woo woo woo ~ ~~, innocent, you

- No, I really want to bite her~, the fragrant and tender must be very delicious...... The forum was hot, Mango's ratings instantly soared to the peak at the speed of God Ten, more and more people joined in the worship of the innocent tube, and the official website of the innocent was challenging the limit of backstage operation with a screen swiping speed of 10,000 per second.

At that time, there was a dead silence in the living room of the Bai family's old mansion.

The rear-projection TV that occupies the entire wall is playing "The Secret History of the Great Zhou", and in the quiet ancient temple, His Royal Highness the Prince, who is dressed in gorgeous clothes, and Princess Qishan, who is dressed as a man, meet the legendary monk Xuankong for the first time here.

When the simple monk's robe appeared in front of the two, when the eyes that were as calm as the sound of Buddha fell on the two of them, time seemed to stand still, and space seemed to freeze.

But......

Grandma Bai opened her mouth, and her slightly old paws pressed Xiao Jingchen's bare head and rubbed it, and sighed.

The sixth brother Bai Xuechen and the seventh brother Bai Yuchen looked at Xiao Jingchen with solemn faces, and patted their faces full of sympathy on the shoulder that pressed Xiao Jingchen.

The corners of the fifth brother's mouth twitched slightly, wiped his face fiercely, and stared at Xiao Jingchen with a tangled face.

Fourth brother Bai Zechen······ I am working hard to bury my head in the keyboard, and at the critical moment, I have to ensure that the official website of innocence is not exploded~!

The third brother, Bai Weichen, stroked his delicate red lips, and smiled so much that the corners of his eyes and eyebrows were rippling with a fox-like spring color.

The second brother, Bai Xichen, strangled Bai Weichen's neck with one hand, dragged the estrus fox away, and nodded to Xiao Jingchen with an expressionless face.

The eldest brother Bai Xichen rubbed his temples speechlessly, and smiled a little helplessly, "Jingchen, why are you playing a monk?" ”

Xiao Jingchen devoutly nibbled on the fragrant roasted sweet potato, his mouth was bulging, and he said inarticulately, "Even the original performance is a monk." ”

Brothers...... Although the brothers have grown up, in the eyes of their families, they are still seven living treasures who are afraid that the world will not be chaotic~!

Uncle Bai Lejing, Second Uncle Bai Yijing, and Third Uncle Bai Youjing all turned their heads to look at Bai Xijing with expressionless faces, all kinds of schadenfreude intertwined into joyful laughter, no way, Bai Xijing has been committed to cultivating Xiao Jingchen into a normal girl since she was a child, who knows, she is nineteen years old, my sister is nineteen years old, and her subconscious answer is still "I was originally a monk"!!

I really pity my father for her family, bow a tear of sympathy~!

Bai Xijing calmly peeled the sweet potato skin, completely ignoring the group of cow ghosts and snake gods around him, but Grandpa Bai touched Xiao Jingchen's head, and couldn't tell whether it was against his will or sincerely praised, "It's good!" ”

Xiao Jingchen immediately raised his head and presented an invincible smile, and there was a small lump of sweet potato foam sticking to the dimple.

Grandpa Bai: "......"

On the Chinese New Year's Eve of saying goodbye to the old and welcoming the new, Master Xuankong finally arrived belatedly and swept the major film and television news at the beginning and end of the year.

[The first beauty in the East turned out to be a monk?! 】

[The real goddess without makeup - the temptation of a bald head! ] 】

[Beauty is alluring, love beyond gender! ] 】

[Who moved my robe - on the gains and losses of Master Xuankong. 】

and so on, all kinds of headline parties occupy the front page headlines of major news sections, taking advantage of this trend, 60% of the guests of the variety show in the first month are from "The Secret History of the Great Zhou", not to mention that the main creators are all over the scene, and even the aunt who sells flowers can speak with a unique local accent to say two sentences.

Innocent's various invitations even crowded the mailbox, and after the deletion and deletion of the seven stinkers of the Bai family, only three programs were left in the end, which were handed over to the think tanks to decide, among the three programs, one is Mango Channel's Happy Home, and the other is Mango Channel's variety show.

The former is mainly for fun, with Xiao Jingchen's exaggerated body coordination, he can kill all sides, and the latter one is sold by imitation, either like to the extreme, or it is funny to the extreme, with Xiao Jingchen's CCS ability, it can be shocking, because "The Secret History of the Great Zhou" premiered on Mango Channel, so the first public appearance of innocence is best also on Mango Channel.

And the third choice given by the Bai brothers was an interview show, and Ling Fei and others subconsciously ruled it out as the first one.

Just when the Bai family's elder brother was arguing with the think tanks, a plan of "pop~" was slammed on the table, and the two parties shook at the same time, turning their heads together, Bai Xijing clasped his arms with both hands, staring at them condescendingly, and all kinds of domineering side leaks, "Choose this." ”

Bai Xuchen, the eldest brother of the Bai family, carefully took the plan and opened it, and more than a dozen big heads immediately took a big risk!

Crowd: "......"

I'll give you a damn tofu~!

[The next chapter of the sister paper is going to be on a variety show, haha~~, please look forward to her thundering the whole universe all over the world, ~~ lalala

PS: I recommend a song "Wen Zhan", I think it's pretty good-looking, the lyrics are well written, especially the last paragraph, I'm very touched - Hawkers~, personal preference, or that sentence, turnip greens have their own love, I just recommend what I like to everyone, I hope everyone will like it too~! 】RS