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At noon, the warm sunlight shone into the temple, allowing Lu Hao to wake up from his sleep.

Lu Hao opened his eyes and found that the big black dog was lying on the ground, sleeping like a dead pig. Last night, I was tired from a busy night, and I haven't rested until now.

"Alas, a poor dog!" Lu Hao sighed and walked out of the Dog Temple.

"It smells so good." Lu Hao was hungry and followed the fragrance to find it.

On the street of Qinling Town, there is a steamed bun stall, and the newly baked hot steamed buns exude a fragrance, attracting Lu Hao, a starving ghost.

"Boss, how much does this bun cost?" Lu Hao looked at the hot buns, and his saliva flowed.

"How many do you want for a penny?" The boss is a middle-aged man, with a fat body, nicknamed Xu Fatzi.

"I want ten." Lu Hao is greedy, and adults eat up to four of these meat buns.

Xu Fatzi said with a smile: "Ten meat buns, together are a dime." ”

Lu Hao touched his pocket and said embarrassedly: "I don't have any money on me now, can I take credit." ”

"Do you want to eat white food?" Fat Xu's face was displeased.

"I don't eat white food, when I have money, I'll give it to you." Lu Hao crawled out of the coffin, penniless.

"I'm buying and selling this on a small scale, and I don't take credit for it, and when you have the money, I'll buy it again." Fat Xu snorted, quite annoyed.

Lu Hao swallowed a mouthful of saliva, turned to leave, and suddenly heard Xu Fatzi say: "Carrying a coffin, wandering around blindly all day long, eating steamed buns without money, and feeding the dog will not be given to you." ”

Being humiliated, Lu Hao was furious, pointed at the other party, gritted his teeth and said: "Don't look down on me, I'm a Maoshan Taoist." ”

Xu Fatzi sneered: "After wearing a Taoist robe, he said that he was a Taoist priest of Maoshan Mountain, and the charlatans of these years are shameless." ”

"You don't believe me."

"I heard that the Taoist priests of Maoshan will descend to demons and catch ghosts, and divinate good fortune, will you?"

"Lang Lang Qiankun, the demons and monsters are all hiding."

"You just admit that you are a god stick, a liar, you have to find some excuses."

"I can tell fortunes."

"Then you calculate for me, when will I get rich."

Lu Hao pinched his fingers and exclaimed: "Your family has a little money, but you are stingy, and you have nothing to do with wealth in this life." Oh no, you have a green hat on top of your head. ”

"Nonsense, I'm not wearing a hat." Fat Xu touched his head and felt that this kid was talking nonsense.

Lu Hao explained, "Your mother-in-law, Brother Hong, went out of the wall, hooked up with other men, and put a green hat on you. ”

"Nonsense, my mother-in-law keeps to herself, and it is impossible to betray me." Xu Fatzi didn't believe it.

Lu Hao said: "Is your mother-in-law often at home alone? ”

"Yes! How do you know? Fat Xu was taken aback.

Lu Hao smiled: "You are making money outside to support your family, and your mother-in-law is seducing wild men at home." If you don't believe me, you can go home now and make sure you get caught in bed. ”

"No way, I don't believe what you say." Xu Fatzi believes that his wife will not do anything to be sorry for himself.

"Has your mother-in-law been in the room lately, and she can't do it?" Lu Hao asked him.

Xu Fatzi sighed in his heart, he used to come every three or five times, but now he doesn't have a few times a month. It is said that a woman is as fierce as a tiger at thirty, but my mother-in-law is not good when she is just over thirty.

Could it be that she really has someone outside?

Lu Hao said in a low voice: "If this woman has a man outside, there will be a gap between her and you." Naturally, there will be fewer things in this room. ”

"I'll go home and see, if you lie to me, I'll hack you to death with a knife." Xu Fatzi threw down the bun stall and hurried home.

Lu Hao picked up a meat bun, ate it, and sighed: "If this man is busy making money, he will snub women." If this woman can't get warmth, she will go out of the wall. Miserable, returning home is also a tragic word. ”

The big black dog wagged his tail and appeared in front of the bun stand. "How do you know that his mother-in-law Hongxing is out of the wall?"

Lu Hao said proudly: "I'm a Maoshan Taoist, just pinch my fingers, and I'll know." ”

"If he doesn't succeed in catching the rapist when he comes home, you can wait to be hacked to death." The big black dog jumped up and bit down on a meat bun.

"I'll fill my stomach before he comes back." Lu Hao gobbled up five meat buns. At this time, Chen Ergou walked out of the inn, saw Lu Hao at a glance, and hurriedly walked over.

"Oh, you kid! It's not a magic stick, and it's selling buns. ”

Lu Hao said: "This bun stall belongs to someone else, and I just help take care of it." ”

"This bun tastes good." Chen Ergou grabbed two meat buns and ate them, and suddenly saw a big black dog eating buns.

Chen Ergou's face turned angry, and he sneered: "Whose wild dog is this, eating is even more ugly than your dog." ”

Lu Hao said: "This is not an ordinary dog, but a dog that can speak human words." ”

"Nonsense, only I, Chen Ergou, can speak human words in this world."

"My name is Chen Dagou." The big black dog spoke.

Chen Ergou was stunned, looked at Lu Hao, and asked, "Did this dog speak just now?" ”

Lu Hao nodded and said, "I told you, this is a talking dog." ”

Chen Ergou lowered his head, looked at the big black dog, and said in surprise: "What did you say just now?" ”

"I said my name was Chen Dagou."

"Your name is Chen Dagou, my name is Chen Ergou, what is the relationship between the two of us?"

"I'm the eldest brother, and you're the second brother."

"My knife, I'm going to kill this dog and eat it with stew." Chen Ergou was furious, picked up the meat bun and smashed it towards the big black dog.

The meat bun beats the dog and never returns!

The big black dog barked a few times and ate all the meat buns on the ground.

Chen Ergou trembled with anger and said angrily: "Okay, you Lu Hao, find a wild dog to humiliate me." I know my name is lowly, but I have dignity. You let a dog call me a brother, where will my face go? ”

"A big dog Chen, a second dog Chen, isn't this very good!" Lu Hao's hippie smile.

"Good mom! I, Chen Ergou, am a human, not a dog. I'm so angry, if I continue like this, I'll become a beast sooner or later. ”

Lu Hao gritted his teeth and said, "His name is really Chen Dagou, and he didn't take advantage of you." ”

"Nonsense, it's not good what is the name of a wild dog, it has to be called Chen Dagou. You are uniting to dishonor me. ”

"I know, it's not righteous enough for me to sleep in an inn and let you sleep on the street, but I'm not wrong. You were carrying a coffin, and the innkeeper was afraid of affecting the business, so he drove you away, and it has nothing to do with me. ”

"Calm down and listen to me." Lu Hao said, "This dog used to be the same person as you. His surname is Chen, and he is the oldest dog in the family. Later, he became a dog, so he was called Chen Dagou. ”

", how can a person become a dog." Chen Ergou didn't believe it.

"Daoist Lu didn't lie to you, I was really human before."

Chen Ergou was surprised: "You are a big living person, why did you become a dog?" ”

The big black dog told his story again, which aroused Chen Ergou's sympathy.

"Brother, let me tell you, I used to be a dog, but then I married a daughter-in-law and became a human." Chen Ergou laughed heartily, "What you say is the same as the truth, if I believe you, I will be a fool." ”

"Wow!"

The big black dog got angry and bit it.

Chen Ergou ran away, his mouth smiling crookedly.

Lu Hao waited left and right, but he didn't see the owner of the bun stall come back. Pinching his fingers, Lu Hao was shocked, it was broken, and he was going to die.

"You two don't make trouble, hurry up and find the owner of the bun stall."

Chen Ergou ran back and said, "I don't know him, how can I find him." ”

The big black dog said, "I know, I know where his house is. ”

Lu Hao instructed: "Chen Ergou, you look at the bun stall." Chen Dagou, you lead the way. ”

Barking!

The big black dog barked, wagged its tail, and walked forward.

Chen Ergou's face is black, what kind of world is this, a dog can speak human words, and his name is Chen Dagou, my face is lost.