Jin Fengju was speechless, the smile on his face was more ugly than crying, and he coughed and nodded, "Yes······ Is it? It's not bad that the rain steps are so brave······ It's really ······ Not bad......" He looked at the bowl of snake soup, and thought to himself, Brother Snake, Brother Snake, I am sorry for you, I wanted you to help me, but I didn't expect that a thought would send you to the wolf's den, causing you to die so aggrieved, and there was no place to bury you after death, oh, don't say no, isn't this buried in our stomachs?

"Alright, . . Just to Bayi Chinese~" Fu Qiuning glanced at Yuniang, and saw that the snake soup in the bowl of Jin Feng was gone, so he hesitated and said, "Do you want it anymore?" This snake soup actually tastes very good, and even rats have eaten it, so you shouldn't get tired of snakes, right? ”

Jin Feng nodded his head as if he was ruthless and said, "Give me another bowl." "He doesn't think snake meat is disgusting like many northerners, and to tell the truth, if he had known that snake soup was so delicious, he would have eaten it a long time ago. Now I think that Brother Snake would rather be buried in my Five Organs Temple than satisfy the appetite of these murderers who killed it. Because he took the bowl again, he ate it with Jin Zangfeng and Jin Zangjiao.

was eating happily, so he heard Yujie say: "Grandma, Lin Sheng is waiting outside." After speaking, he listened to Qiu Ning and said, "Let him in." So she opened the curtain and let Lin Sheng in.

"Say hello to Master Hou and grandma."

Lin Sheng, like most southerners, was a delicate and clear smart person, and when he saw that Jin Feng also had snake soup in his bowl, he knew in his heart that this dish was right for Hou Ye's taste. Sure enough, I heard Qiu Ning smile faintly and said: "This snake soup is so good that it is worthy of your ancestral craftsmanship, and both Master Hou and Miss Young Master like to eat it." ”

"That's a minion's honor." Lin Sheng smiled and saw his teeth and eyes, and heard that Jin Fengju rewarded him with five taels of silver, only to make him happy and almost didn't fly to the sky, puffed up his chest and said happily: "It's good that grandma and grandma like to eat, today the slave is touching in front of the house and behind the house, and the grandma and grandma have a mouthful, so in this season, the slave caught five big flower snakes, all of which are very fat, and the slave is now kept in the house, just waiting for the day the master and grandma ......."

Jin Fengju didn't wait for him to finish, and squirted out all the snake soup in his mouth. (Just to Bayi Chinese.) I thought to myself, Jin Ming let a total of six snakes in, so that you can clean them all up in one day. How amazing is this combat power? Jin Ming, Jin Ming, you are still guilty, and you are embarrassed to come over, do you know that it is your master and me who are frightened now, not the women in Fengxuan this night, damn it, your master, my heart is almost scared and can't beat.

Xiao Hou Ye is the most elegant person, and the uncivilized words are basically insulated from him, even if he occasionally slanders a few words in his heart, he rarely has dirty words, but today he is too shocked, and he has exploded in his heart twice in a row, which is unique in his more than 20 years of life.

Therefore, after this night, I couldn't sleep, and I closed my eyes and thought in my heart that the trick of using a snake was a failure, and what other tricks could I scare the people in the evening breeze Xuan? Just looking at the toughness of Qiu Ning and the people around her, it seems that there is no trick. Otherwise, he suspected that even if he let two black bears in, he might be able to eat beeswax bear paws by himself the next day.

Because I thought about it all night, I went to the court the next day. But seeing that Jin Ming also had two dark circles under his eyes, he was not happy, so he sneered and said: "Master was worried last night, so he didn't sleep well, why didn't you fall asleep?" Such a big two dark circles. ”

"Slaves are scary." Jin Ming had a bitter face: "Master, you don't know, when I brought the snake home the day before yesterday, I accidentally let my woman see it and immediately fainted in fright." The slave thought about it yesterday, and I don't know if Grandma Ning and the others would be scared if they saw those snakes. Master, the slave has thought about this matter, it's the slave's fault, you shouldn't buy those big snakes, you should buy two snake cubs, and put them in to bluff. Grandma is everyone's best girl, and Yujie is also a delicate and delicate woman, not to mention Yu Niang, the slave has never seen a softer and weaker woman than her......"

Jin Ming blamed himself as he spoke, and suddenly found that his face was a little wrong, as if he had smeared a layer of black charcoal. He hurriedly stopped his mouth and said cautiously: "Master, you ...... What do you look like? Isn't it ······ Surely those snakes really scared my grandmother sick? ”

"Scared sick? You want to be beautiful. (Just to Bayi Chinese.)" Because the weather was warm, Jin Fengju was a little irritable in his heart, so he didn't take a sedan chair, so he walked to the palace with Jin Ming.

At this time, seeing that Jin Ming's face turned pale, he took a sip and said hatefully: "I told you the truth, the six snakes you bought were all wiped out in less than half a day." One of them was turned into snake soup and served to the table last night, and I ate two bowls of it. The remaining few have already been raised, and they may turn into snake soup at any time as needed. You said that you shouldn't buy a big snake, you don't know that Qiu Ning and Feng'er Jiao'er, as well as the delicate rain steps in your mouth and the soft and weak jade lady, only complain that it is not big enough, and I hate that the snake can be fatter and fatter, enough for them to eat two more meals. ”

"Huh?"

Jin Ming was stupid: "Master, no...... No way? You ······ You said that Second Grandma Ning and the others saw the six snakes, and then ······ And then not only was he not afraid, but he also caught and ate it? This... … How is this possible? Master, the minions aren't doing it, are they? ”

"I wish you were dreaming." Jin Feng raised his head to the sky and sighed, then shook his head and said: "It's true, Qiu Ning told me that they have been eating snakes for six years, and later in the past, those snakes that appeared on the eaves of the grass in the evening breeze were all eaten by them." Alas! This is also my fault, I threw them there that day, who would have thought that they had no source of livelihood, so I had no choice but to kill snakes and make soup to nourish the two children. ”

"Really······ I really didn't expect that Grandma Ning Er...... That's what it is······ Female ······ Heroine of the female middle school. Jin Ming blinked his eyes and stammered, how could he not connect those three weak women with such a bloody thing as killing snakes in his mind.

"Hurry up and help me think about it, what else can I do?" Jin Fengju frowned: "I don't want to let people pretend to be ghosts to scare people right now, this is really scaring people to death." Do you think there's anything else you can scare them into? ”

Jin Ming swallowed his saliva, thinking that the snake couldn't be scared, what else could he expect? After thinking about it for a long time, Ai Ai said: "Otherwise... … Why don't you try it with a locust? It's just that the locust is really biting and sucking blood, so I'm afraid of hurting my grandmother and young master... ｀·”

Jin Ming didn't wait to finish speaking, he was glared at by Jin Fengju, and heard him snort coldly: "Do you think snakes don't bite?" The result? Haven't you been stewed with snake soup yet? You put dozens of more locusts over, in case I go at night, there is a big bowl of braised locusts on the dinner table, do you want me to not have to eat for a few days? ”

Jin Ming was dumbfounded, and said, "No...... Not really, right? Grandma and Miss Young Master... … It shouldn't be so scary, right? ”

Jin Fengju snorted from his nose, looked up at the sky and sighed, and said sadly: "Then before that, can you imagine that they will eat snakes?" I heard that when Yujie found the big flower snake, his eyes were shining green, and his saliva was dripping. ”

Jin Ming felt that his legs were weak, and he almost didn't sit on the ground. After thinking about it for a long time, he said in a desperate voice: "Master, there is no other trick, you can let the ghost go, as long as you don't let the slave pretend to be a ghost." ”

"You can't do that." Jin Feng relieved Jin Ming's worries with a sentence, and then listened to him mutter: "In case Qiu Ning doesn't believe that there are ghosts in the world, and orders those family members to surround you with sticks, you can't run, and then you are killed because of this, you are not wronged."

"Master, you say······ Grandma Ning Er, they should ...... I don't think I can eat human flesh, right? Jin Ming's legs and stomach trembled again, and then he was kicked by his master: "What are you talking about?" You can't insult Qiu Ning like this just because she eats snake meat, let me hear it next time, and let people sew your mouth.

"Yes, yes, it's the minion who said the wrong thing. It's just that sir, who are you looking for to play this ghost? Jin Ming slapped himself lightly on the mouth, and continued to ask with a smile.

"Looks like we're going to have to get help from the guards." Jin Fengju thought about it for a long time, and finally thought of a candidate. The so-called guards are a group of people who have been following and protecting him for a long time when he was a messenger, although they are not in the Yasukuni Mansion, but they are at the disposal of Jin Fengju at any time. And the most important thing is that this guard team is only a hundred people, but all of them are masters who can fly the eaves and walk the wall, so Jin Fengju will hit them with the idea.

At that moment, he discussed a few details with Jin Ming in detail, and when he walked to the palace gate, he had already made a plan.

So after going to the court, Jin Fengju invited a tall and thin guard named Yang Ming to have lunch with the most skillful and tall and thin body in the guards. It's not a joke, you go to pretend to be a ghost to scare the little Hou Ye's sweetheart, it's okay if you succeed, once you are scared to death, will the little Hou Ye still think that this is his bad idea? In case you are blamed, you are not wronged.

It's just that where will Jin Fengju give up easily? The person who had always been calm and cold suddenly had a lotus tongue, and focused on describing the heinous atrocities made by Fu Qiuning and his two henchmen against the invading grass snake, after that, Yang Ming was finally moved by Jin Fengju's words: Even the woman who dares to slaughter and eat the snake should not be very afraid of ghosts, right? He told himself in his heart that he finally took on this difficult task with a determination to die.

On the agreed day, before Jin Fengju returned home in the evening, he specially touched his head with Yang Ming, and carefully discussed the other party's dress, after all, it was his beloved, so he naturally had to be cautious, what if this dress was too realistic, what if it really scared Qiu Ning out?

In the end, Yang Ming was also timid, and stammered: "Little Marquis, ······ According to the subordinates, the subordinates might as well not show up, blow the wind directly behind the grandmother, or use light power to fly over and over, and let them watch a movie, so that it is not too scary. "To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to come to the starting point (iancm) to vote for recommendation, monthly pass, your support, is my biggest motivation. Huh, I didn't expect the monthly ticket battle at the beginning to be so intense, yesterday I watched the number of votes rise little by little, but in the end I didn't make it to the home list, don't you like this light-hearted and interesting plot? Fingers on the fingers