"Whew~Whew!"

In the dormitory of Laizhu University, three snorers appeared one after another.

"Baby, let me take care of you."

"Yaai, you know how to bully me."

Yi Miaohan sat on the bed and opened one eye in a daze.

Seeing that Shu Yaai was still snoring, she didn't bother.

Just broadcast gymnastics-like hands up, stretching waist.

The other eyelid is raised.

A pool of blood on the wall, teaching it to remember everything that happened yesterday.

"Whew~Whew!"

"Yaai, you haven't recovered from your cold, your voice is so rough."

Shu Yaai just turned over.

"Don't make a noise with me, it's raining ......"

Shu Yaai's tone was the same as usual.

Whose purr?

Who wants to be rare and rare with me?

Three?

Who?

Suddenly, Yi Miaohan's hairs stood up again.

The neck is like a robot, little by little, it moves its face to Ji Yan's bed.

Two legs covered with green hair, exposed outside the quilt.

"What the hell!!"

Yi Miaohan dragged the sleepy-eyed Shu Yaai, hurriedly ran downstairs, barefoot, and stepped on a pair of dentures.

"This, that, babble, say important things three times!"

The dormitory manager's aunt's unlocked room was kicked open by Yi Miaohan.

"Yi Miaohan! That's my hobby, can you let me sleep for a day? ”

Shu Yaai let go of the hand that was being dragged by Yi Miaohan.

The dormitory aunt pouted.

He was pulling his arm to reach for the dentures on the table.

"Where's my teeth?"

"Auntie, I know."

Yi Miaohan's next story is more terrible than slapping Shuya Ai dozens of times.

"Yi Miaohan, is this true? Auntie, call the police. ”

The dormitory manager aunt was urged by Shu Yaai's love to play with her life and dialed multiple phone numbers.

"Lao Bai, our entire school dormitory management has arrived."

The mighty women's army is mixed with several grandfathers and grandchildren.

"Sister Bai, I also brought the rolling pin for making dumplings."

The aunt in charge of the dormitory covered her lips and closed the door of the room, afraid that her mouth would leak too much.

"Sisters, I called everyone here today to catch hooligans, and the police will arrive soon."

"Aunt Bai, a few of us young people take the lead."

The one who spoke turned out to be the handsome guy that Yi Miaohan accosted yesterday.

Everyone, you kick it, I'll kick it, and when Yi Miaohan helped Aunt Dormitory pick up her dentures, she had already lost two teeth.

In order to speak clearly, I still choose to wear it.

"Hulk? Where? ”

The boys, who were placed on probation, are gearing up to make meritorious contributions.

Among them, including Minglong.

Because he first entered Laizhu University, he regarded the president as a moving brother, directing him how to help him carry his luggage, and he was regarded as a disrespectful elder.

This is undoubtedly the collapse of the image of a male god that he has maintained for many years.

Therefore, he urgently needs to be relieved.

"Oops! I'm elbowing across the bones. ”

The door was unlocked, and he kicked it open.

There was no one in the dormitory.

Yi Miaohan pointed to the raised quilt just now.

The quilt was folded into a flat tofu cube again.

"It's not like that, you believe me, I really saw it, the legs are green, it's all hairy ......"

The whole room was turned upside down.

Yi Miaohan and Shu Yaai's underwear were all pulled out, and the missing penny was found under the bed.

"Yi Miaohan, are you having a nightmare?"

Shu Ya loved to think about the way she urged Aunt Bai to call the police, and kept swallowing her saliva.

The dormitory managers, who had found nothing, rolled their eyes one after another.

"Buzz wow! Buzz wow! Buzz wow! ”

The police car had pulled up downstairs.