Chapter Seventy-Five: Liars, Liars, Liars
Woe to Genesis Chapter 75 Liar, see Liar Ling Wu Shui Sleeve again
Woe to Genesis
Chapter Seventy-Five: Liars, See Liars Again
"You wait!" Yun Qianqian suddenly spoke. Called Midori back again.
"Is there a situation?!" Brother Huang perked up and immediately flew a private chat. Yun Qianqian touched her chin and replied, "It seems." β
Little Green hesitated for a moment, then walked back hesitantly: "My lord, what else do you have to order?!" β
Yun Qianqian got up and looked Xiao Lu up and down, and said in a slurped voice: "Xiao Lu, Lord Ben thought you were a clever girl, but I didn't expect you to be so lame even sewing a dress, I didn't see you change this one a few days ago, why are you so brave to wear it today...... Uh, don't cry! I didn't say anything, and I didn't look down on you, I just showed my curiosity...... "Bananas!" Why do women like to play with this hand, as long as it doesn't go well, they shed tears, the teardrops are like a faucet switch, and they come down when they say it, bullying the old lady is not a woman?! Yun Qianqian was so frightened by Xiao Lu who was crying silently that she hurriedly swallowed back everything else she wanted to say later, feeling very aggrieved.
Xiao Lu wiped her tears, raised her head and glanced at Yun Qianqian sadly: "Xiao Lu's dress was sewn by her mother a few days ago...... The old man is old, and it is inevitable that he will not be able to hold the needle and thread steadily, but in fact, his mother's previous skills are still very good. β
Brother Huang glanced down at Xiao Lu's words. Immediately understood why Yun Qianqian called people back. Most players don't pay attention to the clothes that NPCs are wearing, as it doesn't matter much to them. Of course, if the NPC is in good shape and dressed coolly, there will naturally be more players staring, but at that time, everyone's attention and imagination are mostly focused on the clothes...... You know, don't explain.
And the little green classmate in front of him is obviously a little different, as a palace maid, especially a handmaid who is quite beautiful and has a relatively good identity, she is wearing clothes that are naturally made of good fabrics, which is equivalent to a palace uniform, the style is simple and generous, and it looks more decent than the daughters of ordinary small families.
But on the hem of such a decent uniform, there is actually a centipede-like sewing trace, which directly destroys the coordination and beauty of the whole dress. The craftsmanship is as clumsy as a child's prank...... If this were in reality, it might be possible to follow the post-modern trendy route, but seeing such a dress in the game would be a bit nondescript.
"Why do you care so much about her clothes?!" Brother Huang couldn't help but give Yun Qianqian a private chat again, feeling that this girl seemed to be too lenient. What does NPC love to wear is her own business, is it possible that this fruit still wants to buy someone a new dress?!
"This craft is familiar." Yun Qianqian smiled, didn't explain in detail, took Xiao Lu's little hand and chatted: "Don't be afraid, Xiao Lu, Lord Ben didn't mean to look down on your mother...... Uh, how old is the old man?! What do you usually do at home?! Do you have anyone else in your family?! Where is the ancestral home?! ...... "This craft! Tut! It's so similar to the clothes that Xiaohua was wearing at the beginning!
Half an hour later, Yun Qianqian finally reluctantly let go of Xiao Lu, who was honestly afraid, and turned her head to Brother Huang, who was already bored playing poker, and solemnly concluded: "Xiao Lu, her mother has a problem!" β
"Uh......" Brother Huang choked, thinking about standing up and comforting Yun Qianqian: "Peach, it's Brother Huang who is not good." Maybe I've been putting too much pressure on you lately...... Why don't you rest for a few days and then continue looking for clues?! β
ββ¦β¦ You think I'm paranoid?! "Thousands of black lines.
"I don't think so. is basically determined. Brother Huang let out a long sigh. I'm really sorry for others.,It's a good girl.,Although it's a little annoying.,But the essence is not bad.γ As a result, within a few days of being pulled in by myself to help, my brain went wrong, how could I explain it to my family......
Yun Qianqian can't afford to deal with Brother Huang, and this buddy's brain sometimes doesn't turn fast enough. Or that the thinking is too rigid, and it is difficult to accept relatively novel hypothetical inferences. This is an intelligent online game.,If you think that the NPCs are as unchanged as before.,Just sit in the dungeon and wait for someone to brush it all day long.,Then wait to be dumbfounded.γ
The so-called finding clues is to have a pair of eyes that are good at discovering disharmony in harmony...... It's basically like having nothing to do to find fault, Yun Qianqian's purpose is to be bold in doubt, careful to verify, and not let go of any clues. And the facts of countless times have proved this correct.
The guards are looking for it, and the old mother of Little Green should also pay attention! Even though Brother Huang thought that her suspicions were not very reliable, Yun Qianqian still decided to arrest them together...... After sending Brother Huang away and didn't have a few lines at all, he just came to act as a beautiful MM who acted as a vase, Yun Qianqian went back to the hall, turned around and began to look for suspicious guards.
After a while, a proposal was placed in front of the king of Nanmingcheng, which was sent by Yun Qianqian as an envoy. Roughly speaking, for the sake of mutual understanding and long-term development between the two countries, it is recommended that the soldiers of the two countries have a friendly competition, and the guards under the king of Nanmingcheng, who are responsible for guarding in the hotel, and the attendants brought by the envoys themselves will face off......
"What do you guys think of this suggestion?!" King Nanmingcheng threw the proposal to the table, and lightly swept it over the ministers standing under his seat. The ministers looked at each other for a moment, and then expressed their opinions with righteous indignation:
"How can I, a big country, allow a small country to run rampant here!"
"Beat the turtle grandchildren, so that he knows that he knows how powerful!"
"General Y! Pay attention to quality! β
"Watch out for a ball!"
"The subordinates also feel that this request of the envoy is a bit abrupt, it seems to be provocative, and the subordinates feel uncomfortable if they should come down, but it should not be very good, so Your Majesty should really be cautious, should or not, this is a problem......"
"Come on, soldiers, pull this watered one away!"
"I think blablabla ......"
"I thought it was blablabla......"
"The villain suggests blablabla......"
The king was so noisy that he rubbed his temples desperately, and the princess standing next to him saw this posture and hurriedly stepped forward to persuade his father: "Father, in fact, you don't have to have such a headache, since he wants to compare, then let's compare with him!" β
"But if you lose...... the king hesitated. Since the envoy dared to make such a suggestion, the king had every reason to believe that the other party must be confident, and it would be impossible for the co-authors to make a special trip abroad to travel so far to be embarrassed! It's easy to say that he is also the lord of a country, in case the people under his command really lose compared with others. It's going to be a lot of a bargain when the time comes.
"Father, we set the rules. We can pick some good hands from among the soldiers. If you really can't do it, you can also recruit adventurers from the castle! The princess quickly thought of gathering the strength of the crowd against the envoys.
The king thought about it, and it seemed that there could be no better way at this time, so he agreed.
After Yun Qianqian received the reply from the palace, she did not protest or be dissatisfied with this obviously bullying her, but comforted the indignant knight guards under her very kindly: "Everyone is purple! The so-called heaven will descend on you, and it will first torture you, abuse you, isolate you, and then ravage you, and when you have all gone through the ninety-nine eighty-one tribulations, you will naturally be able to achieve positive results and obtain the true scriptures...... Uh, I seem to say skewered?! β
"......" The guards were silent, and then they all felt powerless, and they dispersed, what should they doβthey are really not in the mood to make trouble, and the envoy of his own family is a brainless person!
In this way, the entire palace, including the hotel, launched a large-scale military training activity in full swing. All the soldiers who were determined to participate in the competition, and the soldiers who could be used as alternates, were all dragged by the king to practice without exception. Yun Qianqian's hotel was suddenly unprecedentedly quiet.
And Yun Qianqian thought that it was okay, so he simply pulled two teams of people from Brother Huang. He hugged the forged statue of the Holy Angel again, and the group went to Xiaolu's house to visit the door...... There are suspicions among the guards, and the old mother of Little Green is also suspicious! Anyway, now that the guards are all in the hands of the king, the crooks don't have time to commit crimes even if they are mixed in the middle.
When I arrived in the slum alley, I checked the location of Xiaolu's house and smashed the door. An old lady was standing in the room with a wooden stick in her hand and confronting a rooster, and when she saw Yun Qianqian and others breaking in, she was stunned at first, and then she opened her voice and was about to scream.
"This envoy is a public servant, and now he is only routinely inquiring and investigating the residents of the city, you had better be polite to me!" Yun Qianqian spoke first. directly blocked the screams of the old lady before she could speak.
"Uh......" The old lady was stunned for a long time, and only reacted after a long time, and said with a panicked look: "Your Excellency is an envoy?!" "It's the rumored one who's been chasing her daughter lately?!
"It's Ben-sama!" Yun Qianqian walked in in a big way, looked left and right, found a fairly clean stool to sit down, and then raised his head and said slowly: "What is the old man doing?!" β
The old lady followed Yun Qianqian's gaze and looked at the wooden stick in her hand, her face turned red all of a sudden, and she hurriedly put the stick away, and smiled embarrassedly: "I plan to eat chicken tonight......"
ββ¦β¦ Eat chicken, you beat it with such a thin stick?! Eat enough to support ...... Well, in short, everyone knows that they should use a hammer to deal with such a fluttering thing...... "Yun Qianqian, who grew up in a modern city and belongs to the kind of kitchen idiot, has only seen chickens processed in the supermarket, which is not much better than the old lady."
The two teams of players assigned by Brother Huang both pumped, and then collectively turned into air, they really didn't want to get involved in such a brainless conversation, it was too low-grade. The old lady didn't know if she really didn't understand or had the intention to please Yun Qianqian, so she actually smiled and nodded, with a look of approval and teaching: "Sure enough, adults are still well-informed." β
"No more nonsense!" Yun Qianqian slapped the table: "I'll ask you!" How long have you been in Nanming City?! β
"Five......" The old lady was startled, and reflexively burst out a word, then reacted immediately, and quickly covered her mouth.
"Five years or five days?!"
"Five years, five years!" The old lady quickly replied.
"But how can you say that you have been here for 12 years?!" Yun Qianqian narrowed her eyes and looked unkind.
"Huh?!" The old lady was dumbfounded, she didn't expect this person to even do this job in advance. After being stunned for a while, she suddenly raised her head and made a confused appearance: "Ouch! Where am I?! After speaking, he looked at Yun Qianqian in doubt: "This little brother, who are you?!" β
"Don't pretend to be crossed! What do you think writes about the Internet?! Yun Qianqian slapped the table.
"......" fart! Lao Tzu pretended to be Alzheimer's! You fool! β¦β¦ The old lady has a black line, speechless for a long time.
"Next question! How many sons do you have besides Midori?! β
"IβDo I have a son?! Who is Midori?! "Continuing to have Alzheimer's disease, the old lady is already crying without tears at this time.
"......" Yun Qianqian stared at the old lady silently for three minutes, then got up and waved to the person behind her: "Take her away for me and hand her over to the king to lock up!" β
A room full of people was shocked, the old lady didn't dare to pretend, and the two teams of players didn't dare to ignore it, one player stepped forward, lowered his voice and hurriedly persuaded Yun Qianqian: "Honey...... Uh, sir! Wouldn't it be nice to catch NPCs indiscriminately?! β
"Who said I was caught randomly!" Yun Qianqian glared at her confidently, pointed at the old lady and said, "Look at her appearance." It's clear that there is a ghost in your heart! And as a mother who raises her children to adulthood, isn't it too much to say that she can't even sew clothes?! Well, I can barely treat the problem of needlework as if she is old and dazzled, so how can I explain the killing of chickens?! Who has ever seen a full-time housewife with years of kitchen experience beating chickens with a stick?! Ordinary people use hammers ......"
"...... with your hammer!" Housewives are good at using knives! stepped forward to persuade the player to also have a black line, and retreated speechlessly. Another person stepped forward and then persuaded: "But this evidence alone is not enough, right?!" Do you see if it's ......?"
"You guys are stupid!" Yun Qianqian glared at the man with hatred, and simply patiently explained to others: "You have to think so. If we get it right, the culprit will be caught, and everyone will be happy...... And even if he is caught wrong, with Lord Ben's current status as an envoy, do you still need to explain and apologize to someone if you catch a civilian?! "The so-called people don't fight with officials, although the envoy played by Yun Qianqian is a trick with no real power, but people say that there is also a shelf there, and it is really a matter of one sentence to catch an NPC.
Only then did the two teams of players suddenly realize that their identity of Yun Qianqian had always stayed on the identity of the player, but in fact, what they were wearing now was the face of the envoy, which had diplomatic immunity.
"Brothers! Above! After figuring out the joint, the players naturally had no scruples, and the two people who came to persuade Yun Qianqian took the lead in raising their arms, and suddenly ten people from the two teams rushed up together, and the old lady was tied into a zongzi with three strikes and five divided by two.
"Call it a day!" Yun Qianqian snapped her fingers, beckoned someone to carry the old lady, turned around and took the lead.
"My lord, I've wronged" The old lady was stunned for a moment, and in a blink of an eye, she found that she was tied up, and suddenly howled so badly that it attracted the curious onlookers of the surrounding neighbors and passing players.
"Throughout the ages, anyone who has been arrested will only shout this sentence, do you still have something new?!" Yun Qianqian first looked at the people behind him, and then turned his head and glared at the people around him: "What are you looking at?!" This lord is on his regular business to arrest the most vicious criminals...... This is for the way of heaven, hairy and good-looking?! β
The players and NPCs around "......" were silent, compared to the thin old lady behind Yun Qianqian, who was carrying the sturdy player on his shoulder, they all felt that Yun Qianqian and the ten people behind him were more in line with the description of the four words "extremely vicious", and it was clear that it was the evil official dog official and his dog legs......
The two teams of ten players were a little embarrassed, and looked at Yun Qianqian at a loss, wanting this girl to give her an idea. Yun Qianqian looked at these people with a useless look, and suddenly felt very angry: "What are you doing?!" If you rob your house, you have to show a little bit of the temperament of robbing your house! A bunch of big men don't even have this bit of professional quality, how can they mix in the rivers and lakes in the future?! β
ββ¦β¦ We're not trying to rob homes. When the ten people heard this, they immediately wanted to cry. This is different from what I said at the beginning, everyone is here for the mission, and no one has ever thought of defining themselves so darkly.
"Anyway, the arguments are different, and the nature is almost the same." Yun Qianqian comforted everyone: "Let's go, don't think so much, finish the work in hand first, and then cry wherever you like!" Don't ink here, in case something extraneous is the case?! β
Yun Qianqian is a typical man of action who does what he says, pulling ten players, carrying an old lady, and the group returned to the palace after a while. After putting the fake statue of the Holy Angel back into the dark box in the inner room, Yun Qianqian walked out, waved his hand and let the stunned guard NPCs in his room retreat, first to prepare a five-star cell, and then ready to start interrogating the old lady, of course, ten players did not let go, in case the old lady turned into a boss, there must be a team of people who brushed the boss!
"Old lady, you still recruit it, why waste everyone's time pinching?!" After the guards hesitated to retreat, Yun Qianqian closed the door and sent two more players out to guard it, and then he smiled and confessed.
"Recruit ...... What?! The old lady's eyes were unusually flexible, and she turned around and around, and at first glance she was not a good bird, but her mouth was quite hard, and she refused to admit that she was a liar.
But it's no wonder that you can't ask anything if you don't get punished. Besides, even if they are really a liar, they only have such an attempt at present, and they have not had time to turn this attempt into reality. In the parlance of an online game, the plot has not been triggered at all. Yun Qianqian's heart to prevent trouble before it happens is very good, but there is no evidence in his hand, and if he convicts people just because this old lady is abnormal, it will be too unconvincing to the public.
What's wrong with the anomaly?! Everyone has different characteristics, so don't allow other ladies to be unique?! Even if this old lady was really pretended to be Samitus, Yun Qianqian would not be able to convict anyone. What's wrong with people pretending to be an old lady?! Now there are more people with crossdressers, and there are not a few big men who wear women's clothes and wear lipstick, so why only arrest people! β¦β¦
After thinking about it, Yun Qianqian was also a little big-headed, and taking advantage of the fact that the guards were not on the scene anyway, he simply slapped the table and made the words clear: "Samitus!" I know it's you old liar! If you know each other, you should give an explanation to the old lady, otherwise I will spread the news of Sin City! β
The old lady was really shocked this time, listening to Yun Qianqian's undisguised female voice, the old lady stammered a male voice in her throat, and asked in horror: "You, you are...... The master's newly acquired little junior sister?! β
"......" little junior sister?! Then do we still have a big brother to come to childhood sweethearts?! Yun Qianqian has a black line. The players next to her were not as calm as her, and they were all very messy and ...... by thunder Little sister?!
A dry cough broke the embarrassing silence in the room, Yun Qianqian directly ignored the previous topic, and then asked, "The master in your mouth is Samarius?!" β
"Uh......" has already leaked his voice, and "Old Lady" will not believe him even if he wants to pretend to go back now, he doesn't think that there is a problem with the IQ of these people in front of him. So after hesitating for a while, the "old lady" still hesitated and nodded and admitted: "Yes!" The master gave us the assessment of the teacher, which was to steal the statue of the Holy Angel as a token. β
"You're guys?!" The clouds were shocked and shocked. The towel is a flower dew! Listening to this, it seems that the person who is aiming for the statue of the Holy Angel is not the only one in front of him?!
The ten people next to him were also shocked, how exciting this news is! was so stimulated that they immediately opened the mercenary group channel and reported the situation here incoherently and in a messy manner.
Brother Huang was stirred up for a while, and he didn't understand it after listening to it for a long time, but the basic situation was still understood, in short, the meaning of these people's reports can be summed up in four words - terrible!
"Peach! I'll be right over right now! Brother Huang was really impatient to listen to the report of the brothers in the channel, so he simply flew a message to Yun Qianqian's communicator. Yun Qianqian looked at it, settled down, looked at the "old lady" in front of her, and spoke again in a complicated mood after a while: "Who else besides you?!" Where are they now?! β
"I don't know!" The "old lady" on the ground shook her head, shrugged her shoulders helplessly, and showed a mischievous look on her face: "The assessment of Heaven Walking has passed, so you can not participate, in addition to me, there is another disciple who is Senior Brother!" β
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