The misunderstanding was cleared up, Lang Tao got rid of the treatment of a sneaky mouse, and no longer had to worry about being caught and everyone shouting and beating - ahh

Life is very nourishing, there is nothing to tease Zhu Mingrui, pick and stab Wu Zejun, and make a phone call to report his safety to his family in two days...... The only thing that made Lang Tao depressed was that the goddess Luo Caiyi still ignored him.

In order to receive Luo Caiyi's reply, Lang Tao sent text messages to Luo Caiyi every day, blatantly flirting:

"School is almost starting soon, how are you doing?"

"Don't reply to me? Okay, I'll go to you another day, and let's talk about life!"

"It's getting dark, I'm going to look for you!"

"I'm going to scare you to death by lying on your window!"

"Sister Luo, you should give a reaction! Even if it's just one word!"

"Roselle, I was wrong, please reply!"

"I'll go to you tomorrow, are you welcome?"

"School is almost starting soon, are you nervous?"

"You won, when do you want to see me, kneel and beg for notice!"

……

After sending hundreds of text messages, Langtao finally received a reply from Luo Caiyi, the only reply:

"District Football Competition."

In just six words, Langtao's life is complete.

Lang Tao made up his mind: unless he participated in a district-level football match, he would not come to disturb the goddess again!

With anticipation, Lang Tao took the rest of the holiday seriously and ushered in the start of school - and then, after a series of observations, Lang Tao finally understood what Wu Zejun meant by what he said that day, and he suddenly felt confused!

First of all, there are three steps for college freshmen: reporting, registration, and paying tuition; ceremonies, military training, finding dormitories; Class, book, introduction - even if it is a key sports school, it is no exception!

Secondly, Lang Tao was admitted to the "sports training" major - don't think that sports training is specifically for playing football! The so-called sports training really refers to the cultural class of "sports training", not specifically to a specific training such as playing football!

Holding the thick book, Lang Tao's face twitched fiercely. After flipping through it casually, Lang Tao was not surprised to see that these books involved almost all the theories of various sports, and he felt that he was confronted with Sen Sen's malice: he had to study for four years to graduate from his bachelor's degree, did this mean that he had to study theoretical knowledge for four years?!

Well, the joy of being admitted to university is really gone!

It's all these theoretical books that are to blame!

Shouldn't sports schools pay attention to those sports? Why include all kinds of theoretical knowledge? Okay, even if you include all kinds of theoretical knowledge, you can't put this theoretical knowledge in the first place, right? After all, the so-called sports should really feel the sports in person, not read books to understand the sports - but look at these, look at these books piled up like a hill, people have to suspect that the school is not advocating sports, but the study of sports training rules, obviously theory is greater than practice......

More slots will be more obvious in the following days -

College is cool.

As those college seniors said, there are not a lot of college courses, but there are more vacation hours, so much that you can participate in club activities and laze up every day, just ......

There are very few female college students!

Especially the profession of "sports training", which must be rarer than the giant panda!

In this class where Langtao is located, there are thirty people, and there is not a single female college student!

On the day of self-introduction, how many classmates burst into tears, subconsciously howling "Why can't I see the opposite sex, ah, how can I find a girlfriend, ah, I don't want to fall in love with my right hand" and other words.

Lang Tao: "......"

A bunch of pig brothers!

Lang Tao is extremely glad that he has a goddess who can long, and his spiritual wealth is a hundred times better than them!

"Hello teachers and students! In the new semester, the beautiful campus is full of life and vitality because of your arrival! Last school year, with the joint efforts of school leaders, all teachers and students, our school's political and educational work has achieved gratifying results. However, achievements belong to the past after all, and in the new semester, we must have a new starting point, new goals, new tasks and new hopes. Here, I would like to put forward some requirements to the students regarding the school's political and educational work: 1. Safety: Safety should be put first when going upstairs and downstairs, morning exercises, recess activities, and going to and from school. Cherish Life ......"

Let's talk about it for more than half an hour.

Lang Tao: "......"

This is the opening speech of the opening ceremony of the university? How weird are the lines? It makes people feel full of routines of "even if they remember the source, they don't know how to evaluate it......

Lang Tao grinned when he heard it.

Finally, after the leaders finished speaking, the week-long military training began again.

Two months of summer vacation is enough for a group of lazy students to sleep in a blessed body.

No, on the third day of military training, many young men with round bodies were sweating profusely, unable to lift their arms, hands and feet, and even worse, stuck out their tongues like pugs. In this group of staggered inferior dates, Lang Tao, who stood straight and had a standard posture, was particularly outstanding, and even the military training instructor couldn't help but glance at Lang Tao several times.

Lang Tao was serious, but he complained happily in his heart: Thanks to nearly a month of devilish exercise, otherwise I wouldn't be able to cope with it~

"Brother Lang, can you drag me?" The classmate behind Lang Tao shouted miserably, "I can't afford to climb up." ”

The classmate's name is Liu Yun, who is also a freshman, with deep myopia, politeness, and a lively graduate student temperament. I heard that his family is good, and his brain is also smart, but his physical strength is poor. It stands to reason that he should be born a liberal arts student, and Lang Tao has never figured out why he was so brainlessly admitted to a sports school.

Lang Tao stretched out his hand, dragged Liu Yun up, and said angrily: "Don't play with it." I really can't figure out how these guys got into a key sports school...... Don't be shady, right?

Even the military training instructor couldn't stand it anymore, and reprimanded: "Liu Yun, right? You, you, what's wrong? Except for this one named Langtao, look at you, compared with other classes, you are simply inferior. ”

"Can I be blamed for this?" Liu Yun couldn't help but cry out, "I'm also an elite, I have the ability to compare theories with me, God knows how to practice physical strength?" I would have ...... if I had known."

Langtao: "......" - oh ~ I see!

"Liu Yun, run ten laps! - So are you! The military training instructor's face was as black as the bottom of a pot, "Since you still have the spirit to talk back, I think your physical strength has not reached the limit." ”

Hearing this, some people complained: "Why do we have to run? ”

"Because you are in the same class, as a whole." The military training instructor admonished without changing his face, "The so-called whole is a combination of many parts, and none of them is indispensable. Since one of you has made a mistake, it is all a mistake, and you must be punished, lest you lose your memory. …… Have you ever heard the slogan of the Olympic Movement? - Faster, Higher, Stronger! I punish you for running to make you faster, higher, and stronger! I'm here for your good! You must know that the most basic thing in sports is running! ”

It's so high-sounding that it can't be refuted.

So, everyone had to pinch their noses and admit the punishment and run ten laps.

And this opportunity allowed the thirty big boys to unexpectedly integrate into the collective, which is also an alternative achievement, right?

When I returned to the dormitory that evening, everyone was as tired as dead dogs, and Liu Yun smiled and proposed: "Our physical fitness is so poor, why don't we add a club?" It's also good to improve our physique, so that we don't let the instructors laugh at us anymore. ”

Everyone looked at each other and said in unison: "Okay! ”

"Which club do you belong to?" Basketball? Volleyball? Ping pong? ......" Liu Yun reported a bunch of clubs, even national chess and Go, but he didn't mention the word "football".

Except for Lang Tao, everyone didn't seem to have any objections, and they discussed: "Join table tennis, right?" The level of table tennis in our country is very high! "No, no, no, let's join basketball, right?" How handsome a three-step layup! "If you want me to say, it's better to join volleyball, I inquired, and it is said that there are many girls in the volleyball club!" ……

Lang Tao: "......"

Is the national football team so unpopular?!

I want to join the football club?!

Lang Tao held back for a while, and when Liu Yun asked him, he heard him say loudly: "I want to join the football team!" ”

As soon as the word was spoken, there was silence all around.

Everyone "leaned" and smacked their tongues: "Awesome! You actually want to join the football team! "Courage!" "Have you figured it out, the national football team is very bad, and the ball game is very uninteresting?" "It's ~ my dad is a fan, and it's only Italy's 'Milan', when it comes to the national football team, he pouts vigorously, and his brows are so furrowed that he can kill mosquitoes!" ……

"However, I like the national football team." Lang Tao sighed: The national football team is really not treated by the Chinese people! In order to persuade the friends to change their views of the national football team, it is best to join the intramural football team, Lang Tao is full of enthusiasm and speaks with emotion, "The national football team will develop!" The development of the national football team is inseparable from our support! If none of us choose football, then the national football team will really be finished! If the national football team is too weak and despised it, the level of the national football team will never be able to improve! ”

Well said and makes sense.

Everyone stared at each other, speechless for a while.

Although no one said anything to dampen Langtao's enthusiasm, no one wanted to join the intramural football team.

…… Above, Lang Tao can be treated indifferently, even if he is alone, he also chooses the football team! But......

On the tenth day of school, Lang Tao wrote an application for joining the football team at the request of Wu Zejun, and successfully found the football department. But when he handed over the application for joining the team to Wu Zejun, he was very unhappy to hear the other party say three words: "Impossible!" ”

- What can't be? Lang Tao's eyes widened, and he almost screamed in anger.

So what did you ask me to write the team application for? Kidding me?!