When the sun shines in the sky, the girls' dormitory is gradually rejuvenated.

"Yaai! Get up! ”

Yi Miaohan habitually bent her fingers and scratched the soles of Shu Yaai's feet.

Empty?

She was in the traffic coordinator position again, her arms stretched out, and she swayed back and forth in front of her.

Empty?

"Shu Ya, you didn't gnaw on the pig's feet for me today, hehe."

Yi Miaohan put her hands up, stretched her waist, and blinked slowly.

Beams of light enter the house, creating small rainbows of lace on the walls.

Yi Miaohan looked at the curtains, as if she couldn't hold up the sun.

The dormitory is as clean as new, as if it has just moved in.

Shu Ya loves the bed, there is no dust, and the quilt is completely flattened.

Yi Miaohan rubbed her eyes and saw the book on the desk, and there was a pig painted on the cover.

"Yaai, I didn't get it."

Yi Miaohan was frightened, Shu Yaai's favorite novel was actually scratched.

"A thief? Yaai was stolen? ”

Yi Miaohan grabbed the book and stared at the cover carefully, and the three-dimensional painting could no longer be seen.

She stepped barefoot on the ground and opened doors and windows.

The wind blew the skateboard out, revealing half of Yi Miaohan's bed.

"Whew~"

There was a tornado, and all the tissues on Yi Miaohan's table flew up.

The whole stack was thrown into the air and spread to the campus.

Some fell on trees, telephone poles, and rooftops.

After a while, another strong wind blew and fell on the students' heads.

"Who is Yi Miaohan? Hahaha, she was nicknamed the Duck Egg King in high school, with a total score of 0 in the exam? ”

"She chases boys so many routines, and here she writes that she is chasing after her relentlessly, and she is being found by the school to be parents."

"Eating and burping and farting, laughing to death."

"It turns out that she is helping her best friend chase the school grass, but she has children with Jiang Hechang?"

"This kind of girl should be banned by the whole school."

On the campus of Laizhu University, the legend of Yi Miaohan is wafting.

It is like the laughing stock of students' boring life, which is being staged in a god.

And, more and more.

Yi Miaohan was in the dormitory, but she didn't know it at all.

picked up a new notebook and prepared to continue to record Jiang Hechang and help Shu Yaai grasp his whereabouts.

Yi Miaohan wore a white T-shirt and still wore a "progress badge" on her chest.

Salute in front of the mirror, it is very cherished.

"Hey!"

"Hey, what, what? I'm your dad! Yi Miaohan, you must work hard for me. Don't think about getting married, it's really not good, I'll support you for a lifetime, and I'm not short of money. I returned the dowry to the boy and broke up with him quickly. ”

"Dad, I'm not with him?"

"Then you can have children? Yi Miaohan, you liar? What about my own child, I don't know? ”

Father hung up, Yi Miaohan tilted his head, looking out of the lively window.

"Bitch! Smash your glass! ”

A fan of Jiang Hechang lifted a large brick and threw it towards Yi Miaohan's glass.

The appearance of Jiang Hechang prevented a vicious battle.

The rapid speed made his palms bleed, and his clenched head turned red.

"Little brother, I didn't mean to, I want to teach her a lesson for you."

The girl tiptoed, her mouth close to the wound, trying to suck the blood off Jiang Hechang, like he had been poisoned.

Jiang Hechang put his hands behind his back, avoiding the girl's intimacy.

Another fan brother also picked up his schoolbag and threw it at Yi Miaohan's surprised expression.

Tai Mingzi's arm stopped, the schoolbag was fixed for a while, and it fell on the grass, igniting the little red seedling.

The little fan brother hurriedly stepped forward, stepped on his schoolbag, extinguished the fire, and blew away the ash.

"Don't even go here!"

The head teacher came to stop him and walked into the window of Yi Miaohan's dormitory.

"Did Shu Yaai leave because of you? Yi Miaohan. ”

"Teacher, Ya loves her to go to the classroom? We don't have a class today. ”

Yi Miaohan checked the class schedule and glanced at the serious face of the head teacher.

Cute eyes, keep nodding.

The head teacher handed Yi Miaohan a tissue and asked her to read the words carefully.

"Yi Miaohan, I'm leaving, and seeing you reminds me of betrayal. You approached Jiang Hechang with a purpose, in addition to studying......"

"Teacher, it's not Yaai to write drops, she said that she can't write with facial tissues."

The head teacher slowly calmed down and waved his hand to the spectators and walked quickly.

Including Jiang Hechang and Taimingzi.

"That's good! Is Shu Yaai in the dormitory now? I'm looking for her! ”

……

Shu Yaai came early in the morning and had been waiting outside the museum for a long time.

"Madam, I'm sorry, the staff is on annual leave, please come back in a week, you can take this piece of jade back first."

"No, I'm really anxious, can I be accommodating!"

Shu Yaai and the museum registration staff pushed each other with the jade in their hands, and the jade was under great pressure in the middle.

"Madam, you can also go to TV shopping and ask, it seems that this model is on sale, 998."

The registration staff began to politely reject Shu Yaai.

"Impossible!"

Shu Yaai's mouth opened slightly and immediately closed.

You can't talk about it, otherwise the registration staff may abscond with the jade.

Shu Yaai covered the jade pendant with both hands, and the phone rang.

"Pick it up for me."

Shu Yaai couldn't make a move, and the registration staff wanted her to leave quickly.

Put Shu Yaai's mobile phone earpiece to her ear, and hear a slow and leisurely female voice.

It's like the queen mother who doesn't eat the fireworks in the world, and has just descended to earth.

was too anxious, so he handed the mobile phone microphone to Shu Ya Ai Chunbian.

"Hey! Mom, you said the principal called you and asked you to take office? Great, I'll be right away, no, I'll be back later. ”

……

In the TV station, the room is permeable, and the two hosts who are chattering are talking like a river.

The spitting stars sticky to the mouth are too late to wipe them.

"Our jade pendant is originally priced at billions, and it is sold in only one shopping mall in the world, and it is nearly 10 million. We were fortunate to contact the manufacturer to get the latest supply, and after a series of negotiations, we provided a limited edition of 10,000 pieces. In order to maximize the profit to consumers, listen up, only sell 998, you can't buy a loss, you can't buy a fool, the decorations at home are a few hundred yuan, why not collect ......"

What？

Billions?

Yi Miaohan was outside the recording studio, her hands clasped into fists, and she was targeted by the choreographer.

"Miss, do you want to sell goods on our TV station?"

"Yes, but I can't sell this cheaply, and I can't show my face."

"Antiques? Why not go to the professional trading market. ”

"I went, but ......"

Shu Yaai didn't say that people didn't want it, and she stopped talking, which made the choreographer even more curious.

"Understood, but the price given is not in place, and you can be lucky enough to witness it?"

Shu Yaai, who was sitting in the suitcase, clamped her thighs, covered the jade pendant with both hands, and pressed against the gap in her thighs.

It's like making a nest for jade, and it can lay eggs.

The program is ready to upgrade the product level in advance, win enough audience attention, and make TV shopping available as soon as possible.

"See? Crystal clear. ”

Shu Yaai split her fingers a small slit, and the choreographer could only see Shu Yaai's thighs.

"It's a bit of a mess!"

The choreographer deliberately created a gimmick, pulled out a simple stretcher, and lay on Erlang's legs to observe Shu Yaai's subtle performance.

"I'm absolutely true, I guess it's just this piece of the earth, and only the richest man in the world can afford it."

"Where's the testimonial?"

The choreographer looked at Shu Yaai inside and out, the students were dressed up, the trolley box was parked under the buttocks, and the wheels were standing with dust.

I can't think of the richest man in the world.

Shu Yaai didn't speak, and was silent for a minute.

The choreographer frowned, his shoulders trembled, smiled disdainfully, and prepared to get up.

"Here you in a week!"

……

In Lai Zhu University, Yi Miaohan was queuing at the cafeteria window, and she was the first one.

"Hahaha...... It's so cute! ”

Tai Mingzi lined up behind Yi Miaohan and stretched his head in front of Yi Miaohan.

When patrolling with Uncle Huang outside the door, he saw the dazzling supercar and hurriedly looked for Tai Mingzi.

"Chicken thighs are available for a limited time."

With the order of the canteen uncle, every window opened the visor and began to serve meals.

"I want 5 ......"

Without waiting for Yi Miaohan to finish speaking, Jiang Hechang's head said in front of him, "It's all inclusive." ”

The cafeteria uncle was stunned for a moment, and raised his eyes to stare at Tai Mingzi.

Fluorescent yellow hooded short sleeves, with its own flash, the sun is everywhere.

"Pay attention to the windows, and give all the chicken legs to this student! Please swipe your card! ”

Yi Miaohan automatically took a back seat and no longer followed suit.

Tai Mingzi swiped the card system screen and pressed the password of the safe.

Ten minutes passed......

"Classmate, are you fooling us? Money is going to rush into a card, wasting so much time in vain, which class are you? ”

The canteen uncle was very angry, pursed his lips, and didn't know where to sprinkle, and the other canteen employees were complaining about him.

"What attitude?"

Uncle Huang threw his legs straight forward, like a robot, and came to teach the canteen uncle a lesson.

"Don't look at me now that I'm retired, I used to go to work, and I didn't have a single argument with a student."

Yi Miaohan's embarrassed "hehe" recalled when she and Shu Yaai went to the lost and found.

Uncle Huang obviously refused to accept it, but he still had a lot of words.

"Yes, yes, Uncle Huang, what I did was wrong, I'll change it."

Uncle Huang, as the old man who has done the most in the school, is respected by the canteen uncle.

It's just that the water bottle was found at the lost and found, which was the first salary of the canteen uncle, and he bought a commemorative gift for himself.

"Wait, Uncle Huang, look, this is the owner of the sports car, from the school."

The doorman recognized Tai Mingzi, and the modified nunchucks in his hand were pulled out of his chest.

The innovative crutches in Uncle Huang's trouser legs were quickly pulled out of his crotch.

"Mom~Mi!"

Jiang Hechang hugged the child, walked out of the back of the line, and pasted the card on the card system.

"Boom!"

"Uncle Huang, don't be angry, someone helped him brush it."

The canteen uncle commanded the other employees who were yin and yang, and the chicken legs that had just been poured back were reloaded and packed and organized.

"He's from another school, and the principal isn't allowed to ......"

Uncle Huang pointed at Tai Mingzi with a cane, felt a hot head, changed his position, and sandwiched it in his armpits, with a singe-like smell.

"You're Yellow, aren't you?"

He wore a long coat made of linen, wide-legged pants and floral shoes, which were replaced by peach and plum.

"Who are you? Who let you in? ”

Uncle Huang turned around and transferred, he couldn't hold on, he touched his armpit hair with his hand, there was not much left, and the stick fell to the ground in response.

"I'm the new principal of the school."

Shu Yaai finally rushed to the cafeteria and shouted loudly at the door.

"She's my mother, don't bully her."

The school radio sounded, "Please come to the playground for a meeting after lunch......