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As soon as my words fell, the old lady stood up from the chair all of a sudden, she stood like this, the atmosphere of the station instantly became tense, the old lady followed the people who came to me hula and surrounded me, the fat man stood there with a look of embarrassment, and the eldest brother quietly stood a step forward and stood in front of me and Han Xue.

"Stand down. No matter how bad he is, he is also my grandson. Forget it, it seems that you don't want to see my old lady, you also stand up, and then kneel your two sons are going to fight hard with me, go, give incense to the old leaf's head, and our mother and wife will also reminisce about the old days. Just when I thought there was going to be a war, the old lady said.

She carried the cat into the hall, and my mother followed, and when they both entered the room, the old lady closed the door, which was equivalent to locking us all out.

It can be said that this old lady has a feminine aura all over her body, she walked like this, not only did we feel a lot easier, I saw that even the quirky girl breathed a sigh of relief, she smiled brightly at me, and then stretched out a crystal clear little hand to Han Xue and said: "Protect him like this, it must be a sister-in-law, sister-in-law, don't be jealous, you can also see it, I am his cousin, and now it is different from before, I am not interested in marrying cousins, and the law does not allow close relatives to marry within three generations." ”

As soon as this girl speaks, she is like a lack of tendons, what is the reason for such an explanation? However, Han Xue also stretched out her hand to shake her, who knew that this girl immediately grabbed Han Xue's hand and said, "Sister-in-law, you are so white, what kind of cosmetics do you usually use?" ”

Although this girl is speechless, there is really nothing wrong with these two sister-in-law calls, and I don't have time to deal with her, I beckoned to the fat man, the fat man came over, I lowered my voice and asked, "Fat man, what's the situation?" What's the old lady's deal? ”

"You ask me, I still want to ask you, this old lady is called Lafayette in Tianjin, and the fat man who does not know what business the family is doing, anyway, it is very mysterious, it is said that the old man of her family who does not go out of the mountains is a Manchu widow who used to live in the Forbidden City. What's going on, how did this old lady become your grandmother? "The fat man is also confused.

"How do I know what's going on? Fat man, have you offended her? I asked.

The fat man's face was a little red and said: "It's not offended, it's just that a friend introduced me to see this old lady before, but the fat man I made a slip of the tongue and called me a master in front of her, who knew that this old lady was small-minded and had a big temper." ”

"The result?" I asked. I want to laugh a little when I look at the fat man's deflated expression, and then think about it, in fact, such an old lady can make the fat man suffer a dark loss.

As a result, this fat man, who called himself a fat man, was almost lit by his grandmother. If it weren't for the fact that his master and grandmother were a little affectionate, it is estimated that this fat man would end up with Dong Zhuo. At this time, the little girl who was chatting with Han Xue interjected.

"That's the fat man, I let her, do you think I can do it with a little old lady?" The fat man said as he pulled his neck.

"I'm not afraid to flash my neck if I brag about it, you didn't do it with your grandmother that day? Grandma used 30% of her strength to almost beat you into a pig's head. The little girl stuck out her tongue and said.

The fat man glared at the little girl and said, "Don't hit people in the face, little girl, didn't your family teach you this truth?" ”

This little girl is also "childlike" when she speaks, I beckoned to her and said, "Cousin, right?" Come, cousin asks you something. ”

The little girl pouted and said, "If you want to ask me, you can ask, why do you still take advantage of me, I recognized my sister-in-law, but I didn't say that I wanted to recognize you as a cousin." ”

"Yes, I was wrong, woman, you always explain to me what the hell is going on." I hugged my fists.

The little girl said proudly: "It's pretty much the same." ”

After speaking, she came over and beckoned to me and the fat man, and then lowered her voice and said mysteriously: "What I know is actually not very clear, probably it seems that my grandmother liked Grandpa Ye when she was young, but Grandpa Ye didn't like her, and as a result, my grandma married my own grandfather in a fit of anger, and then my grandma made a bet with Grandpa Ye, I don't know what the specific bet is, it seems that if grandma wins, Grandpa Ye will marry grandma or what, and as a result, my aunt married my uncle, The bet was over. Because of this, grandma has held a grudge against her aunt for the rest of her life. ”

"Fuck me!" The fat man shouted.

I almost screamed at the same time that I fucked, I really didn't expect that the older generation would have such grievances, I just felt amazing and funny, I laughed: "If I were my grandfather, I wouldn't dare to ask her, look at her tigress's temper, who can stand it?" ”

"Shhhh If you let grandma hear this, I guess she will be able to skin you alive! The little girl was startled and said.

"This is really the world's big, I can't imagine that this old lady has such a relationship with Ye Zi's grandfather? So that's what the old lady meant when she said that she was paying off her mother's debts? But I'm strange to you, fat man, your grandfather is also a figure with a head and a face in the Beijing-Tianjin circle, so he can stand your grandmother's approach? If your aunt married Ye Zi's father back then, would your grandmother really remarry Ye Lao? The fat man couldn't hold back a smile.

As soon as she said this, the little girl also smiled and said: "My grandfather didn't dare to do anything in front of my grandmother, but he is also famous in the Beijing-Tianjin circle." ”

I shook my head, I just feel that this thing is really cut and messy and very complicated, I can't imagine that when my grandfather was young, there was such a little pepper obsessed with him, and the younger generation always felt very funny when they saw the feelings of the older generation. I asked the little girl, "Little girl, there will be a big black cat here two nights ago, it's your grandmother's big black cat, right?" What the hell is she doing here? ”

The little girl shook her head and said: "I don't know, but grandma seems to be very angry, especially a few days ago, almost fidgeting, she has a bad temper, but she is old, and now I really haven't seen anyone who can make her angry, and now no one dares to mess with her, and even if she has a little temper before, my grandfather can coax her, but this time my grandfather coaxed her more and more annoyed, so he took us here with us." ”

While we were talking, the hall opened, and the old lady came out with a gloomy face, and glared at the little girl, who stuck her tongue out at me and ran to the old lady, and called out to her grandmother.

After the old lady came out, my mother also walked out, the expression on her face was still so ugly, I thought that if this old lady blamed my mother, I would still turn my face with her, the big deal is that I am not sensible as a junior, but listening to this little girl talk about the complicated situation, I really can't say anything to her.

This old lady is my grandmother.

But she almost became my grandmother?

I can't wait to go to the twelve ghost caves and pull my grandfather out to face this situation, but I don't know how my grandfather, who is always calm, will react when he sees this old lady.

At this time, the old lady said: "The mother and daughter have also met, you two grandsons must not like me as an old lady, and they don't want to recognize me, just so the old lady I don't want to recognize you, even if this old man has a conscience, and he knows to wait for me for a ride, so some of the previous accounts, I don't bother to see him in general, go, now at the funeral, I will also give him a ride." ”

It seems that the fat man used to put incense on his grandfather's coffin, and the incense seems to show that he is waiting for the guests in the north, that is, this old lady, which makes me feel even more funny.

But since everything is like this, my grandfather has indeed reached the time for the funeral, just when I took out my mobile phone and was about to call Chen Qingshan to call someone over, my eldest brother pressed down my hand and said, "Old lady, at such a big age, isn't it okay to steal things?" ”

"Big brother, isn't it?" I was stunned, this fat man's Lafayette will steal things from my living room?

Who knew that the old lady's face changed suddenly, and she beckoned, "Do it!" ”

After saying that, she was in a hurry to leave with the support of the little girl, and the people she brought surrounded us at once, and the eldest brother rushed over directly.

With the skills of the eldest brother, these dozen people are naturally not a problem, there is almost no round, and when these dozen people are knocked down, the old lady walked to the door, and she did not leave, but looked at the eldest brother with a gloomy face and said: "There are some things, you don't care!" ”

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