Chapter 37: Yi Dad and Yi Mom
A quiet café was originally a good place to chat and drink coffee, but now Yi Shaoshao is eager to come to the first DJ to break the current embarrassment. Since she admitted that she was 'looking at the human base with rotten eyes', Wu He on the opposite side kept stirring the coffee in her hand, and played silence to the end.
Finally, when Yi Shaoshao's heart was close to collapse and he was about to hug his thighs and be coquettish, Wu He spoke.
"Shaoshao, please make sure that I am the first to see the rotten man in the future!" Wu He reached out to hold Yi Shaoshao's hand and said sincerely.
“???” Yi Shaoshao looked confused, and the plot was ...... Is that how it has developed?
Wu He saw that Yi Shaoshao didn't answer, he was a little anxious, God knows that she is about to suffer from nervous exhaustion when she waits for comics every week, she is Yi Shaoshao's heavy brainless fan! CPs like Ming Xiu and Guo Guo, who are fairy-looking, have to knock until they have a toothache! Thinking of how many private driving theaters she would have to watch after she took the rotten eyes to see the human base, Wu He's expression became more sincere.
"Great, don't refuse me! I'm going to cry! Wu He blinked, and then asked in a low voice, "Also, what posture are you planning to use tonight?" ”
"Ahem, cough, cough ......" Yi Shaoshao almost coughed out his lungs, Wu He's character was too different before and after, and she couldn't accept it for a while.
"Sister Wu He, did you get the wrong script?"
"Big, I'll be your agent, on the condition that I have to own all the peripheral comics of the Republic of China CP!" Wu He said firmly, Mom, people are just such a hobby when they reach middle age, what can they do if they don't chase it, accept their fate!
The plot is developing too fast, Yi Shaoshao can't believe it, this is too incidental, right? However, Sister Wu He finally agreed to be her agent, which can be regarded as ignoring the process and looking at the result, and the result is ideal, right......?
It doesn't seem to be good.
"So, what's their next pose?" The blind-eyed soul asked.
Yi Shaoshao, who had never talked about this kind of topic in public, was a little uncomfortable, but he still answered her question in accordance with the fine Chinese tradition, although his voice was a little quieter.
"Ahem, next time it's a bathroom play."
"Exciting!"
“……”
Yi Shaoshao's agent just got it, and she didn't believe it herself, it seemed to be too simple, Sister Wu He is not so difficult to contact.
Under the warm winter sun, Yi's father and mother sat in front of the TV in the west of Yangcheng, watching the recently highly rated "Smoke in the Plain".
Suddenly, Yi's mother found a familiar figure on the TV, she confirmed it again and again, and then pulled Yi's father, who was obviously not paying attention to the TV.
"Lao Yi, Lao Yi, look at it, is this our baby Shaoshao? Our baby went to acting? ”
Father Yi, who was forcibly pulled over by his wife, was not very happy, and he didn't know why these mothers-in-law liked to watch TV series of love and love so much, and it was better to watch the news broadcast.
It's just that this time Yi's mother said that it was no longer those boring plots, but the news of his baby daughter who had been away from home for almost a year.
"Where? Where? Let me see. Father Yi took out his reading glasses and carefully looked for his baby daughter.
"Oops, the camera is over, it's gone!" Yi's mother said.
"You won't go back in the past! I haven't seen my daughter in a long time. Father Yi said dissatisfiedly.
Yi's mother thought that her daughter didn't come back during the New Year, so she got angry: "That's not it's that you bad old man is forcing a young man to learn any finance, I said that girls just go shopping every day to raise flowers, you have to force her." ”
"Doesn't I want Shao Shao to inherit the family business? Besides, what did you want to learn when you were younger? Acting! What is the future of acting! Waste of time! Father Yi looked excited.
"You...... You...... I can't say you can't do it, I don't want to pay attention to you bad old man, I'm going shopping, I won't come back for dinner, you eat by yourself! ”
"Eat it!"
The two parted unhappily.