Chapter 564: Sunscreen Benefits, Old White God Translation
It turned out that the gambling games and things I talked about before were all messy and meaningless, or their meaning was just to cover up Zhang Xiaodao's true intentions.
Bai Shiqiu was a little stunned, but he was not a junior brother, he was already a veteran in the love field, and it was impossible for him to have a blank mind like an ordinary man at this time.
Instead, many possible scenarios appeared in his mind.
One.
Walk over now, facing this pear blossom with rain face is a passionate kiss, kissing her in a daze, the deer bumping, directly take down this beauty.
Second.
Make your position clear and explain directly, I have too many women in Bai Shiqiu, no matter how beautiful you Zhang Xiaodao is, what kind of story do you have with me, you can only be ranked in the ranks, one day I will come to pamper you again when I have time.
Third.
Just a little bit, don't provoke her. Directly said, Lao Tzu is not interested in you, although you are beautiful and smooth, a rare beauty, or Taiwan is likely to have its own special ability, but Lao Tzu still doesn't like it, that's all.
Which one to choose?
First, what happens after you take it?
Second, what should she do if she wants to get rid of me?
Third, isn't it a pity?
Bai Shiqiu could come up with these three things, but after thinking of them, he immediately blamed himself very much, how could this be?
The woman in front of her gave herself a true heart.
After Bai Shiqiu figured it out, he was surprised to find that he had already acted.
He hugged Derpy and stood in the sea breeze like that.
Zhang Xiaodao never thought that a man's embrace was so warm, and she always thought that it was beautiful for two men to hug each other.
Now, she is hugged by a man she likes, and she feels good and warm.
However, Bai Shiqiu said something.
"Derpy, actually, what we just said still makes some sense. In the final analysis, how should a person live and how to realize his own value. I can't give you that kind of small luck, I understand that this is a comfortable, simple, and tranquil life, all I can give is the tide of the times, I must fight at the head of the tide, otherwise, I will fall. I don't have a small here, only a big one. I appreciate your concern for my bet, but I can tell you very clearly that I will win, and I am absolutely confident. ”
When he said these words in love, Bai Shiqiu felt that his whole person had been sublimated, and I am afraid that only Paul Kochakin had done this.
However, Bai Shiqiu felt that he had to explain these things clearly, because he understood that this kind of 'small luck' imported from Japan that was full of Taiwan society was extremely poisonous.
I have to make this clear, as for love, it's secondary.
Zhang Xiaodao enjoyed the warm embrace, but what she heard in her ears was such words, she couldn't help but feel miserable in her heart, broke free from her embrace, glared at him and said: "Bai Shiqiu, you don't talk nonsense, if you don't want me, just say it, don't come to this!" ”
In the face of such a Zhang Xiaodu, Bai Shiqiu didn't say anything again.
……
The beach is always very desirable, especially the turquoise water constantly surging up, and finally turning into foam, accompanied by the sound of cheering.
Of course, these are nothing, and the so-called beautiful scenery is not comparable to beauty.
At this time, there are two beauties lying on the beach, they are dressed quite boldly, bikinis, which really requires a certain amount of courage, if you don't have a good figure, you won't look good in it.
Fortunately, the two beauties are not only very beautiful, but they also have proud figures, at least they can hold up that piece of cloth.
If you have watched the recent popular TV series "The Secret History of the Tang Dynasty", you must be able to recognize it, aren't these two Zhang Xiaodao and Liu Shishi?
How do they have time to bask in the sun on the beach?
And it's not just about basking in the sun, it's about other services.
"Hey! Give a dip on sunscreen. Zhang Xiaodao said to a handsome guy not far away.
Huo, isn't this handsome guy Gaozong Li Zhi?
Li Zhi is no longer wearing a dragon robe, but is wearing a big shirt and pants in a colorful color, and his hair is still a little messy, which is quite decadent.
Sunscreen?
Benefits!
Hurry over, Bai Shiqiu was a little clumsy, and he dropped the sunscreen twice.
Liu Shishi only felt like laughing when he saw this scene, but he also stumbled over Bai Shiqiu naughtily.
"Oops!"
"What's the matter with you?"
"Right now, right now."
That's when you put on sunscreen.
Zhang Xiaodu's body is covered with a pair of healthy wheat-colored skin, not so white, it is said that when she debuted in Taiwan to shoot the MV, the whole person was even darker.
It is also said that at that time, it was because she was in the flag dance honor guard in high school, and the team of Jingmei High School was quite famous, but it was a step worse than Bei Yinu, and Xia Jialu had been produced before.
But, wheat, this definitely does not affect the feel.
Slippery grease, milky white, under Bai Shiqiu's big hands, his big hands are very rough, left over from the filming back then, this feeling.
Well~~
Zhang Xiaodao couldn't help but let out a very satisfied voice.
And this voice, coupled with the feeling of smooth and soft elasticity in the palm of his hand, almost didn't make Bai Lao Er stand up and salute.
In other words, Bai Shiqiu is also a veteran of the love field, just because of this, he salutes, and it doesn't exist at all.
You can see how powerful this is.
But...
"Cards! Not bad! Next, let's move on to the next one! Zhou Shen suddenly shouted, it was like a death.
That's right, we're filming now.
It's really filming, a serious filming, this... It's a bonus, but that's what the script says.
The male protagonist is the first goddess to himself, and the relationship between the two of them is like this, Liu Shishi next to him plays the younger sister of the male protagonist, and the goddess's attitude towards the male protagonist is to be a friend.
Just like now, this one is rubbed with oil, and I enjoy it, saying it's great, but it doesn't matter, that's it.
Between Zhang Xiaodao and Bai Shiqiu, this is what it looks like, didn't you wipe the oil just now?
What's the big deal, I'll applaud if I'm comfortable.
In fact, this is a difficult state to grasp, after all, men and women, made in heaven, are yin and yang complement each other, and opposites attract. It's really hard for two people to be so close to each other, but not moved.
The male protagonist likes the goddess.,It's a pity.,The goddess just ignores his liking.。
Before, Derpy Zhang had not been able to grasp it well, but now, she has completed the shooting very well.
The next shot is...
"Yikes! What are you doing? ”
"Haha...... Big brother, you're so stupid! ”
What's wrong?
still rubbed sunscreen, but this time, Bai Shiqiu missed, squeezed too much, and sprayed directly on Zhang Xiaodao's PP.
The sunscreen is white...
"Not bad! Very good! "Director Zhou Shen, that's what he shouted.
How so?
That's not bad?
The plot is like this.,Doesn't the male protagonist have a special function to go back in time.,And he squeezed too much sunscreen by mistake.,Make the goddess unhappy.,He's also embarrassed.,So,Use your special function.,Do it again.。
That's because of this, just shoot like this, shoot the first time, and then shoot a lot of people, so no matter how white the sunscreen is, no matter how dirty the shot is, it's 'good' or even 'very good'.
THE PERK ...
"......" Zhang Xiaodao didn't say anything, he was very professional.
"Wow! Lao Bai, you can! ”
"Add a little perk to yourself, ha......"
"Say! What the hell are you kid......"
A lot of people came to coax, and Bai Shiqiu was red-faced.
Liu Shishi on the side looked a little blushing, what happened just now...... Bai Shiqiu must have done it on purpose.
Actually, Bai Shiqiu swore to God that he really wasn't so bad.
Sunscreen is not good for that thing, and it is not well controlled.
However, it is useless to explain, forget it, we guys Paul Kochagin and such characters do not bother to explain.
"Senior brother, what's wrong with you and Derpy?" Tangtang can see it clearly on the side, Zhang Xiaodao is not like this.
Why can't I handle this state well, it's not because Sister Derpy has a senior brother in her heart.
Although Tangtang is nicknamed stupid and sweet, she is not really stupid, and she can see it clearly in the morning.
"It's nothing." Bai Shiqiu's expression was very innocent.
Tangtang is actually immune to this kind of expression, and he doesn't know how many bad senior brothers have done, so his big eyes narrowed, and he said with his hands on his hips: "Senior brother!" Be honest! ”
"I'm here, I'm ......" Bai Shiqiu knew that he couldn't pretend anymore, so he pulled Tangtang aside and said: "You don't understand, I said something to your little sister, and the two sides felt that there was a confrontation, so we made a bet." ”
Hearing this, Tangtang was stunned for a moment, when did her bad brother talk like this, but she was very curious, "What bet?" ”
"It's the bet I made when I was in Wuzhen, and if I win, then she'll be my RBQ." Bai Shiqiu's words were smooth in the end, and he regretted it a little after speaking, but it was okay.
Sugar Candy flashed her big eyes, "What is RBQ?" ”
I don't understand...... It's good if you don't understand.
"That's whatever, she listens to me when she loses, and she does whatever I tell her." Bai Shiqiu explained.
Call her how to =RBQ, this explanation...... That's right!
Bai Shiqiu thinks that although this translation has not reached the state of Xindaya, it is definitely not a misinterpretation, it should be a correct interpretation.
"And what if she wins and you lose?" Sugar Candy thought of an important question.
Bai Shiqiu naturally answered, "Then I'll be her RBQ." ”
At that time, I just listened to you Zhang Xiaodu, and I will do whatever you ask me to do.
Based on the formula theory, according to the logic of the previous formula, then Bai Shiqiu's second answer is also the 'correct solution'.
Sugar Candy's big eyes flickered, and she seemed to understand, but she didn't seem to understand.
In fact, this so-called bet, the two of them are already fighting, which is why the shooting is so smooth now.
However, in the end, Tangtang said, "People want to wear sunscreen too." ”
Then wipe it, but people said that it is not now.
It's weird, when is it?
At night, there are no people on the beach, but now it is summer after all, and it is not cold.
But there was a person who made a mat and lay on the beach, and the most interesting thing is that she also wore a bikini.
When Bai Shiqiu arrived, he saw this scene, Tangtang was lying there, very lazy, and then smiled at him.
"Senior brother, come, help me with sunscreen."
"This ......" Bai Shiqiu wanted to say, can you use it at night?
"Rub it~" people's voices are really sweet.
"Good!" Bai Shiqiu was very decisive, directly picked up the bottle of sunscreen, and came to the back of Tangtang.
The moonlight shone on Sugar Candy's back, which...
"Are you sure you want to wear sunscreen?"
"Of course I'm sure."
"Are you sure you want this?"
"Sure."
"This is a milky white viscous liquid."
"I want it!"
"Okay, I'll give it!"
At the end of the day, what are you waiting for?
Next, on the beach under the moonlight, a great movement of yin and yang harmony that has existed since ancient times was played.
Tangtang is really not stupid, she knows that her senior brother is good, no matter what the reason, it is not easy for a man to be unmotivated by a beauty like Zhang Junning.
Or whether she was moved or not, her senior brother respected her.
That's enough, Tangtang is a girl who is very content, and she is very happy to have a place in her brother's heart.
So, I will give my brother a little welfare.
Before, when I wore sunscreen, I was really awkward when I saw the sugar candy.
It's a pity that this kind of subtle inner drama can't be filmed, otherwise, Tangtang's acting skills can be regarded as a wave of blows.
However, this beach...
"Senior brother~There's a lot of sand~~"
"Isn't that enjoyable?"
"you! Bad brother~Alas~~You, you light~"
"That...... Sugar sugar is different this time, sugar. ”
Sugar?
This word makes Tangtang laugh unstoppably, the more he laughs, the sweeter he laughs, and the happier he laughs.
It's just that they don't know that there is a person hiding not far away, watching all this, secretly observing, and then, then, and then she becomes Xu Hui again...