Chapter 45: The Impolite

"I've been blinded by Lao Tzu once, do you still want to be blinded by Lao Tzu for the second time?" Bai Wuqiu glared at Emperor Gengshi and continued: "Lao Tzu is just for this, what is the crown prince, he can't eat or drink. You go and ask our old guy how he was filial to him. What is the crown prince and general, Lao Tzu doesn't ask for anything in this life, and he is content to drink and eat meat and scold the street freely. ”

"It turns out that the crown prince of Shengxiu is idle and the etiquette is too cumbersome, so what's so difficult?" After Liu Xuan heard Bai Wuqiu's words, he secretly breathed a sigh of relief and continued: "Then I will grant the Holy Cultivation Crown Prince to be exempted from secular etiquette, and the world's rituals and laws are observed by the world, but the Holy Cultivation Crown Prince can not abide by them. ”

After listening to Liu Xuan's words, Bai Wuqiu glanced back at his 'biological father', and after blinking his eyes, he continued: "Old fellow, what does the emperor mean by this? Lao Tzu, I will not be polite in the future? ”

Without waiting for the return to speak, the first emperor said with a smile: "Yes, it's good to let the laity speak." The crown prince of Shengxiu is not a layman in the first place, so naturally there is no need to be polite. ”

Bai Wuqiu glared at Emperor Gengshi and said, "Then it's okay for Lao Tzu to drink wine and eat meat?" ”

"The prince is not taboo in wine and meat, and the crown prince of Shengxiu eats and drinks as he pleases, as long as he is not in my court, he eats and drinks by himself."

"So can Lao Tzu scold the street? Can Lao Tzu be like before, blocking the door of people's taverns and scolding the street? ”

"The crown prince of Shengxiu is happy to take revenge, whoever provokes the crown prince, you just have to scold. As long as it's not in my court, from the prime minister down, the prince of Shengxiu will scold whoever he wants. ”

"Then can Lao Tzu take the third uncle into the palace and peek at the ladies taking a bath?"

“……”

If such a thing is spoken, it is a capital offense for anyone. However, Liu Xuan knew that this big man had a stunned temper, and he really couldn't provoke this father and son. At the moment, he just laughed a few times, suppressed the anger, and did not come out.

"Silly son, you don't have to be polite when you become the crown prince in the world, but you are alone." After seeing the embarrassed expression of the first emperor, he smiled and gave a step and said, "Don't you kowtow to Your Majesty to thank you?" ”

Bai Wuqiu's eyes narrowed on the spot, and he said, "Didn't you say that Lao Tzu can be rude?" So which one is Lao Tzu knocking? ”

"Exemption from vulgarity, exemption from ..... vulgarity" After seeing that it was not easy to appease this second stunned man, Liu Xuan was too late to steal the fun, how dare he provoke this second stunned man again. At the moment, Bai Wuqiu is finally reasonable. He took off his coat and sat shirtless at the dinner table. Drinking wine and eating meat without anyone else's eyes began.

Liu Xuan smiled and praised a few words about the Crown Prince of the Holy Cultivation Prince, who was free and easy, and said something that was not right. Just then, the chief chamberlain walked in. After saying a few words in the ear of the First Emperor, Liu Xuan sighed softly. After waving his hand and retiring from the chief officer, he said with a wry smile to the father and son: "The news from the imperial doctor is that just now the crown prince of the Holy Cultivation has been killed, and nine of the twenty-seven Taishen military monks died on the spot, and four more died on the way to the Tai Hospital. There are still four who were sent to the imperial doctor who were not saved, and four were determined to be disabled, so don't think about getting up again in this life. There are only six people left who can barely be cured, and there are only six people left in my Taishen army......"

"Your Majesty, I have something to say, old man." Returning or Not Returning retracted the smile on his face, and continued to say to Liu Xuan: "Forgive the old man, I can say bluntly, Your Majesty's selection of Sergeant Taishen was wrong from the beginning. My old man knows that you want to emulate the Tiger Ben Army during the Emperor Wu period, and when you created the Tiger Ben Army, the old man was also present. It's just that Emperor Wu and His Majesty are wrong, and the number of soldiers is not how many people there are. If you can defeat thousands of troops. Ten thousand people can be an army, and several people can also be an army. ”

As long as it's not a hippie smile, it's a good person who doesn't return to a fairy. After saying a few words, seeing Li Xuan nodding thoughtfully, the old guy smiled slightly, and said again: "Although the number of Tiger Ben troops in the Martial Emperor period was large, there were no real monks. It's just that the soldiers who select those with good qualifications in the army and teach them magic to kill people for a few days, in the final analysis, there are still a few more sergeants with killing skills. If the number of enemy troops is similar, there is still a certain chance of victory, and if the number of enemy troops is several times higher than the Tiger Army. Or there is a cavalry raid, and the weakness of the Tiger Ben army is revealed.

And His Majesty's Taishen Army, although noble, also selected real monks. But it's a pity that the foundation of these people is too poor, and they were washed away by my son. The sergeants of the Taishen Army were used to act as a detailed work, to listen to the news, and the assassination of the enemy's chief general was barely possible, but it was still too bad to kill the enemy on the battlefield of the two armies. ”

Liu Xuan thought deeply about the words of no return, and the old guy said a word, and the first emperor nodded. After finishing speaking, Liu Xuan lowered his head and pondered for a long time. Finally, he raised his head and said to the old guy, "Then according to the meaning of the Holy Cultivator King, how should I form this Taishen army?" ”

"Although it is called the Taishen Army, as long as it can withstand thousands of troops and horses, four or five people are enough." After smiling faintly, he continued: "As long as the great monk who is proficient in magic, four or five people can defeat thousands of troops. When facing the enemy, the army attacked head-on, and the monks of the Taishen army attacked from within the enemy. After a fire and thunder, the enemy is in chaos, and when the army attacks head-on, what kind of enemy army can resist? ”

Liu Xuan, who said a few words, was a little excited, and forgot about being scared to pee his pants by Bai Wuqiu just now. At that moment, the first emperor rubbed his hands excitedly, and his face turned a little red as he looked like a fairy outside the world and could not return. said: "What the Holy Xiu King said is that then the matter of building the Taishen Army will be entrusted to the Holy Xiu King." ”

"This is natural, since Your Majesty has made the old man my lord. Then of course my old man has to repay the grace of God. After a pause, he smiled and glanced at Bai Wuqiu, who was sitting on the ground with his arms on his shoulder. At this time, the second stunned man was already full of hiccups, and after the old guy laughed for a while, he finally said to Liu Xuan: "Your Majesty, old man, I will take my crown prince back, and give up my old man's old face." Ask your majesty to come over with a few real monks. ”

After finishing speaking, he casually bowed to Liu Xuan, and then walked out of the hall with Bai Wuqiu. The first emperor symbolically sent it to the door of the main hall and looked at the distant backs of the father and son. Liu Xuan muttered: "If these two people can be used by me, then why worry about the red eyebrows and Liu Xiu......"

After returning to the old guy's Holy Cultivation Palace, he said what happened in the palace again. Before Wu Mian could speak, Xiao Rensan's eyes widened when he heard it, and after the second stunned man finished speaking, the little guy said: "Big nephew, why don't you say it's important?" The emperor didn't let you kid hold our ginseng to see Niangniang take a bath? ”

Just when the pair of demons were discussing how to go to the palace to peek at the mother's bath, Wu Mian glanced at the still smiling evilly. After smiling contemptuously with his signature expression, he said to the old guy: "So, old guy, you have made up your mind to keep this Chang'an City?" ”

He smiled and said, "Since ancient times, among the monks, I am the first to be crowned a king. Anyway, you are also a Holy Cultivator King, you let my old man sit in the position of this Saint Cultivator King. Think about what it would be like to see Hirohito again in the future, Hirohito! Don't you know how to come to the ceremony when you see this king? Do you think that you are the crown prince of my family, can you not be polite? ”

"So what about the Great Monk you want to introduce to the First Emperor?" Wu Mian sneered again, and after a pause, he continued: "First of all, don't count me as your Taishen army. I can't afford to lose that person......"

"I know you won't do it, and I didn't count you this time." After laughing, he scratched his scalp and said to himself: "The time to say yes should have come, so many days, so no news has been sent at all?" ”

Before he finished saying that he would not return, his palace housekeeper (the former housekeeper of Yan Robbery's private house) ran over at a trot. Panting and said to the old guy: "Your Highness, someone outside said that it was your friend, and I want you to go out to meet ......"