Chapter 70: Awkward acting
I felt the car keys from my bag and quickly pulled them down - let Shen Yu get into the car first.
I turned around myself and stopped Yu Yiqing, who rushed out.
"What's wrong? You're so flustered. I had to pretend to be reprimanded and asked her.
Xiao Yu was stunned for a moment, probably rarely saw me with such a serious expression.
"Team Lin saw that you were in a hurry to go out, and they were afraid that it would be dangerous to go to investigate the case in the middle of the night, so they asked me to follow you, and if something happened, they could help."
I couldn't laugh or cry at once, Lin Ying was also kind, but she didn't understand our situation at all.
"It's okay, we're not visiting gangsters at night, and we're not going undercover to squat, don't worry, you go back quickly." I said to her.
"But......" Xiao Yu was still hesitating, "You and Teacher Shen are both weak scholars, and they are as thin as chickens." What if there's something ......"
"Xiaoyu, don't curse you just now, you can curse me now, okay? There is no case in case, take a walk, you hurry back. ”
I took a few steps forward, and suddenly I remembered something, and I turned back and said, "Also, I warn you, you are not allowed to secretly follow us in the name of personal protection!" ”
"Ouch, got it! Then it won't hinder you and Teacher Shen from visiting me and me, in case you two ......"
"What if you're big! Go away! "I got so impatient that I had to turn my face at her.
"Yo yo yo, when you mention Teacher Shen, you are as fierce as a tigress." Xiao Yu grimaced at me and trotted back to the building.
I'm still not worried, this little girl is a big ghost, if she really targets her, then everything will be exposed.
Until Yu Yiqing's figure disappeared at the staircase, I breathed a sigh of relief, turned around and ran quickly towards the car, and hurriedly pulled the car door.
Shen Yu was still sitting in the passenger seat, she was wearing a seat belt, and she was sitting there quietly.
Although silent, there seemed to be a tension in the air, as if her anxious mood was about to explode at any moment.
"Don't worry, let's go right away!"
I explained to her that I was about to sit in the driver's seat when I suddenly noticed a black object thrown on my seat, and when I looked closely, it turned out to be her mobile phone.
I gently picked up my phone and put it away, then quickly started the car, turned out of the gate of the police station and "fled" into the street.
She still didn't say a word, looking like she was angry with me.
"Y-are all right?" I asked, "Are you waiting for me?" ”
"What do you say?" Her tone was cold, and it sounded full of coldness.
"I ...... Did you do something wrong? Yu Yiqing had to escort the two of us, but I had no choice but to send her away first. I explained.
"Hmph." Two cold breaths came out of her nostrils and she continued to say nothing.
"Feeling better, huh? We're finally 'out of danger'. ”
"Hmph." It's a repetitive modal word again, and it seems that she doesn't even bother to speak.
"Wherever you want to go, I'll take you." I asked again, turning my head to the side.
"Hmph." She continued to learn to bark.
"Then I know, I'll send you back to your own house, let's calm down, and we'll talk about it tomorrow." I make a suggestion.
"No way!" She suddenly turned around, "You've got to make it up to me!" ”
I laughed: "How to compensate?" ”
"Let me think about it." She looked back, as if she was really trying to figure something out.
"Alright." I finally couldn't help but laugh out loud, "Don't pretend, I know you're Hua Hue." ”
In fact, the moment I got in the car and found the phone just now, I knew that she was Hua Hu.
Shen Yu must have dropped his phone on my seat at the last moment before the "swap". She told me early this morning that things can only be relieved if they are left to me.
Not only did she give me peace of mind, but she would be even more uneasy if something as important as her mobile phone was left to Hua Huan.
Therefore, although Hua Yu pretended to be very similar, and even made me hesitate for a moment, after I asked a few words, I understood that she was definitely not Shen Yu.
Although Shen Yu is not good at socializing, she is sharp and sharp, if she offends her, she can scare you to death, and she will never be like a little girl, constantly snorting with emotions and no connotation.
Needless to say, you can guess that Hua Xian's appearance of pretending to be angry must have been learned from online dramas.
Now the plot of the online drama is mainly flooded anyway, and a blue child and a green child can quarrel for two episodes if they quarrel a little. If the lines are not easy to write, then just let the green child hum.
Otherwise, where would the green child in reality really be so mentally retarded?
"Nasty! It's annoying! Hate to death! Hua Hu exaggeratedly stretched his head over and rubbed my shoulder, so frightened that I quickly clicked the brakes.
"I originally wanted to pretend to be the goddess of the world, and I originally wanted to pretend to be cold, to see how good you usually are to her, but you saw through it, I really hate it to death!"
Watching her learn and act awkwardly, I was almost embarrassed - I don't know which drama she watched again, but, is there still such an abrasive drama as the heroine? The role she plays should be the standard second or third female, right?
"I don't care, I don't care, you are like a Luoyang shovel, opening the tomb of my soul, you have to compensate me!" She continued to memorize the lines of an unknown play - this idea mixed together two unrelated themes of tomb robbery and youth romance.
"Let's stop memorizing the lines, okay? Just say which restaurant you want to go to now, and what you want to eat! ”
"Hey, hey, dear, you really know me best, what kind of ...... are we really there"
"Stop, we don't have a spirit rhino! Some are just supernatural! As soon as I stepped on the brakes, I slowly stopped to the side of the road, "When you think about it, let's go again!" ”
……
Twenty minutes later, I sat with her in the "RL" bar again.
Looking at her smiling face, I felt a chill all over my body.
Who did my wallet offend, fortunately, she only came out every other day, and if she went to work every day, then my marriage money would be wiped out in a few days.
The bartender saw us enter the door and sit down, and hurried up to meet us.
"Welcome, two!"
"Hurry up and get the menu! I order! "Hua Hu can't do anything else, but learning this is fast.
"I'm sorry, our menu is changing, please come with this gentleman to the bar and order."
I was almost moved to tears - the bar is still a bar of conscience, and the bartender is still a bartender of conscience......
The bartender took me to the bar and lowered his voice and said, "Dude, why haven't you broken up with this aunt yet?" ”
I almost cried again when he asked: "I thought, I can't get rid of it." ”
"Well, infinite sympathy - then you say, how are we going to greet this sexy and charming foodie grandma today? Do you still use the tactic of enlarging the waist with a two-pot head - why do I think these words together seem so contradictory! ”