Chapter 85: Fighting the Tiger Heroine
The plan of the day is in the morning.
On a summer morning, the breeze caresses the cheeks, and the faces of the people are filled with ripples of smiles.
This is a good time to chat.
A few lazy men in the city who are idle on weekdays are squatting at the entrance of the alley and chatting nonsense.
"Hey, have you heard? A few days ago, a guy in Yongzhou got drunk and ran to the mountain and killed the big worm with his bare hands! It's amazing! ”
The bearded Ergou couldn't suppress the excitement in his heart, and even spoke and acted, vividly showing the action of fighting the tiger.
"Hey, that's amazing!" The crowd gave a thumbs up.
The ancients' criteria for judging combat effectiveness and heroes are like this, that is, to fight with a beast and subdue the beast, then you will be a hero.
"Come on, what kind of hero is this." Da Liu, who had been squatting aside, opened his mouth and spat on the ground, disdainfully.
Everyone is bragging on the head, and Da Liu's behavior is equivalent to pouring cold water on everyone, which is very unpleasant.
Ergou jumped to his side, frowned and squeezed his eyes, and said: "It's not too powerful to kill the big worm, it seems that you have seen more powerful ones, so let's talk about it if you don't know it." ”
"Da Liu, you know a lot, you can talk about it!" Others chimed in.
Da Liu snorted coldly: "Just admit that you don't know." ”
Ergouzi spit out a mouthful of phlegm, and habitually stepped on it with his foot: "Da Liu, you kid can't say why today, then our brothers will serve you well with their fists." ”
Several people who were squatting stood up and surrounded Da Liu.
Da Liu squinted, still squatting indifferently: "Hu Yuwen, the second mother of the Hu family, is much more powerful than the guy who fights big worms!" ”
Everyone looked at each other.
"The second mother of the Hu family?" One said, "You are wrong, it should be the third mother of the Hu family." ”
"No, it's the second mother of the Hu family." Da Liu confirmed.
Da Liu's appearance at this time has a fight with the blind Cui who is a fortune teller on the street, and he chatters, and none of the ten sentences can get to the point.
Everyone suddenly had itchy hands and fists.
"Did you kid eat too many eggs laid by the big stupid goose? Although the second lady of the Hu family is very powerful in terms of dress, in terms of fists, the third lady of the Hu family can put down ten strong men with one punch! Ergou glared.
The young men in the city hated and feared Hu Dajing.
Although they have not seen Hu Dajing beat the tiger to death, they have seen Hu Dajing beat ten people with their own eyes!
"On the day of the Obon Festival, in the eastern suburbs of the polo field, Hu Erniang raised the cane and knocked Hu Sanniang's head, I saw with my own eyes, Hu Sanniang's head was like a melon with a scoop."
Da Liu was full of sarcasm, and mockery was calm.
Looking at the appearance of everyone's smacking tongues, Da Liu stood up and snorted: "Lonely and unheard, haven't you seen it?" ”
There are some rumors about this, but everyone doesn't believe it.
Hu Dajing is a reckless woman, she has won many battles, if she knocks on someone else's head, this is a normal operation.
They were idle, they didn't do their jobs, they didn't have cattle at home, they didn't have money in their pockets, and they couldn't rush to watch polo matches.
Da Liu rubbed the donkey cart of the tofu seller that day and witnessed the whole incident.
"What you said is true?" A discordant voice interjected from the crowd.
Everyone turned around and saw Tian Daniu with a big broom and a fierce face, and hurriedly prepared to flee.
"Stop! If anyone runs away today, he will sweep the streets for half a month starting tomorrow! Tian Da Niu held the broom above his head and shouted angrily at the mouth of the alley.
A few second-rate people had no choice but to obediently hold their heads in their hands and retreat.
After the incident between Li Chengran and Xue Song, Tian Daniu was very pitiful because of his meritorious service in taking care of the three Xiaolangjun, as well as the punches and kicks he suffered in vain to appease him, and the fact that he was alone.
Li Sima then arranged a job for him, sweeping the streets.
Street sweeping is not an easy task.
There are always some low-quality people, such as Da Liu and Ergou, who pout and spit two mouthfuls of phlegm on the ground when they are fine, step on them happily, and let the phlegm be exposed to the sun if they are unhappy.
Because the streets in the city are tamped with loess, everyone has nothing to spit out two mouthfuls of phlegm and step on it, and the ground becomes potholes after a long time, how ugly and ugly it is, especially when it rains, one foot and one puddle.
If you don't step on the phlegm, anyone who looks at it will feel disgusted.
During that time, Li Sima was worried, shoveling soil and filling in pits every day, always treating the symptoms but not the root cause.
When these low-quality people are arrested, they cannot be punished, but can only carry out oral ideological education, but their cultural level is so low that it is terrifying, but they vomit even more vigorously.
Every day on the street, there are "ho" and "ho" sounds everywhere, and guests who come from other places to travel still think that this is the custom of the state, and they have begun to follow the customs.
Over time, everyone felt that the spitting sound was quite rhythmic, and even worse, they danced along with this rhythm.
Fines! There are no two daughters-in-law, the pot can't be opened, and the family doesn't even go to patronize the mouse, let alone silver.
Li Sima thought of Tian Da Niu, who had no father or mother, was as strong as a calf, and had no worries when he fought.
Since Tian Daniu took up his post, the city has finally been stable, calm and harmonious.
Tian Daniu's means of subduing people with low quality can be described as strong, either lying on the ground and licking clean, or sweeping the street for half a month.
Those who refuse both will be picked up by Tian Da Niu, open the bow left and right, pump the big ears directly, lick them clean after smoking, and sweep the street for half a month.
Over time, Tian Da Niu's body was full of evil spirits, and the ruffians and hooligans were ten steps away, and they were all slippery.
Tian Da Niu pointed at Da Liu with a big broom and asked fiercely, "Is what you just said true?" ”
Da Liu swept away the indifference just now, and said weakly: "Cow! What I said is true, if you don't believe it, you can ask the donkey who sells tofu...... Daddy Lu. ”
Tian Da Niu suddenly hugged his head and cried, and the eight-foot man cried like a little doll who had been robbed of maltose.
Hu Dajing is his savior! No one believed him back then, only Hu Dajing believed in him!
Tian Daniu originally wanted to see the heroic appearance of his benefactor on the polo field and cheer for him, but he had no choice but to work and couldn't get out.
He worked hard and saved money, but before he could repay his benefactor, his benefactor was knocked to pieces in the head.
The faith in life collapsed, and Da Niu felt that there was no longer motivation, and the future was dark.
……
Hu Yuwen didn't expect that she would be so easy to shoot, and her life reached the peak in an instant, becoming popular overnight, and the painters began to make Hu Erniang's portrait overnight.
Hu Yuwen's supporters gave her a resounding name "Tiger Heroine".