Chapter 195: Scratching Your Head and Making a Pose
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This woman's voice sounds very young, it is definitely not Mrs. Li's, but Mrs. Li is the only woman I know now who may appear in this reed, except for her, I can't think of anyone else, plus the current night, reminds me of the female ghost who seduced the scholar on the chat when I was a child, I don't know whether to agree or not, for fear that as soon as I agree, someone will dig out my heart and liver and eat it.
I lit a cigarette and didn't respond, holding the submachine gun in my hand, and said in my heart that you are really a female ghost who eats heart and liver, as long as you dare to come out, I will immediately give you a shuttle to let you taste it, although I think so in my heart, but my body is very honest and trembling again.
At this moment, in that place, the ethereal and extremely gentle female voice sounded again: "Leaves." ”
The problem is, there is no sound other than the sound of calling me, just like there is a woman who is tied up by Wuhua and calling me, but if you want to say that she is tied up by Wuhua and calls me so sweetly, then it is not a cry for help, but a begging for S.
I still couldn't resist responding or looking, but within a minute, she called out again, "Leaf." ”
"Lao Tzu is here! It's a human or a ghost, you come to me! I snuffed out the cigarette butt and said, this voice not only made me hairy, but even made me a little itchy, a bit like the tone of the woman at the door of the Qinglou on TV calling the guest officer to play. It's just too much for me to bear.
After I said this, the voice stopped, and I was already scolding the fat man in my heart at this time, you said that you woke up and woke up Lao Tzu, why did you go to the event alone? Now I want the fat man to come back quickly, because I know that if there is really a female ghost next to me, I will definitely not be able to scold me with two scoldings.
Sure enough, after a while, suddenly the voice sounded again: "Leaves." ”
"Ye you Malegobi!" I stood up, and walked towards the source of the sound with a submachine gun, you seduced me so much and tempted me, whether you are a ghost or a ghost, I will meet you, mainly because I feel that this will not be a Taoist thing, because if there is a Tao, she will go and strangle me directly without making a fool of himself here, and when I rushed over, I found that there was no one here at all, and there was silence all around, only the sound of the breeze rustling the reeds.
"Didn't you call me? What about people?! I shouted, not seeing people showed that she was hiding her head and tail, which made me more confident.
"Leaves." As a result, at this time, the voice came out again, at this moment, I was really stunned, because this voice was so close to me this time, I could even feel a chill behind me, I turned around sharply, I wanted to pull the trigger immediately, but when I turned around, what caught my eye was the fat man who was scratching his head and posing.
Seeing this scene, I don't know whether I want to cry or laugh, but in the end I kicked him directly and scolded: "I fuck your ancestors for eighteen generations, at this time are you still in the mood to joke with Lao Tzu?" ”
The fat man was kicked by me and squatted on the ground, I scolded him like this, he still looked at him like a woman who had not seen a man for ten years, and the orchid finger stretched out, and the small mouth spit out two soft words between one and the other: "Leaf." ”
The fat man's imitation of a woman's voice is really like, plus his fat head and big ears and the two **s that are far bigger than many women, mixed with a little disgusting in the charm, which reminds me of Stephen Chow's movie The demarcation of the nose is like a flower, and even the flower is even more disgusting, I laughed and scolded him: "Are you fucking spring?" Still playing? ”
The fat man ignored me, he still looked like that **, I was relaxed, but seeing him like this, I suddenly felt a little wrong, this feeling made me a little panicked, I lit a cigarette and glared at him and said weakly: "Okay, stop playing, Lao Tzu said don't make trouble?" I'm mad again! ”
If it were a normal time, don't say that the fat man wouldn't make this kind of joke, but it would, if I said so, it would be almost, but the fat man still didn't change, he just looked at me like this, blinked his eyes, opened his mouth, and it was another leaf.
"Did you take the wrong medicine?" I lowered my body and touched his head, and I immediately bounced my hand away, because the fat man's forehead was cold at this time, which was not the temperature of a living person, but like a dead person.
"Are you fucking scared of me? Aren't you a Taoist? Why was he still by a female ghost? I looked at the fat man and scolded, after knowing that the fat man had really changed, I was at a loss for a moment, I had no way to cure the ghost, but I couldn't kill the fat man like this.
I just watched the fat man look at me so coquettishly, and even more coquettishly called me, if it weren't for the fact that my phone was out of battery, I wanted to record his current appearance and wait for him to show him when he was good, this thing is really too coquettish, it is estimated that this thing attached to the fat man is not a good thing, I have seen people in the village possessed by ghosts before, and they are all those old men and old ladies who are not afraid of ghosts to communicate with ghosts, I will follow their appearance and say to the fat man: "Girl, If you have anything to say, then say it, this fat man is a Taoist, you need to Changming Lantern Archway or something, I will help you tell, but now we still have a big thing to do, you always give it a convenient walk. ”
After I finished speaking, this, gritted my teeth and knelt down and kowtowed to the fat man, the Chinese pay attention to a dead person, kneeling is not ashamed, the fat man is now in my eyes, even if it is similar to death.
But it was useless for me to say anything, because the fat guy called me that softly.
At this moment, I suddenly heard rustling footsteps coming towards us from a distance, I quickly pushed the fat man to the ground, and I also lay on the ground and raised my gun in the direction of the footsteps, in this place, our biggest enemy is Liu Lao's group of people, not ghosts, at least the ghosts are softly calling me, and Liu Lao's people really want our lives.
But what is so good is that the more I want the fat man to keep quiet, the more the fat man will make trouble for Lao Tzu at this time, his whole person is very soft, soft and the same tone as he speaks, and he called out when his footsteps were almost close to us: "Yezi." ”
Cold sweat ran down my forehead, and at this moment, the footsteps also stopped, and the man seemed to hear the voice of the fat man. My heart was hanging in my throat, and I had been hesitating whether to shoot first, there were so many of them, and I had to finish off if I really rushed over a few people with guns.
At this moment, a voice suddenly came from the other side of the footsteps, and the voice seemed to ask me tentatively, "Leaves?" ”
When I heard this, I was immediately excited, because I could hear it, it was my eldest brother's voice!
"Big brother, I'm here!" I screamed.
The footsteps walked towards me quickly, I saw a person covered in blood, he was covered in blood, and it was dark, I couldn't see his appearance clearly, but just by looking at the figure and the way he walked, I knew that this was my eldest brother, I saw that he was covered in blood and asked, "Big brother, what's the matter?" ”
"Shhhh Someone is chasing and killing me, this is not the place to talk, withdraw. Big brother said.
"But fat." I said.
The eldest brother glanced at the fat man lying on the ground scratching his head, and he carried the fat man up and said, "Don't care, go first." ”
I don't know why the eldest brother is nervous, but the one who can force the eldest brother to look like this must be an unusual person, and I suddenly popped up in my heart that young man, that is, the appearance of a ghost tailor, and I wanted to ask the eldest brother, but the eldest brother had already carried the fat man forward, and I could only hurry up.
I walked aimlessly with the fat man in this reed, but the eldest brother seemed to know the direction and went in one direction, anyway, the eldest brother has always been a source of my sense of security, and I didn't feel scared at all when I followed him, and finally we didn't know how long we walked, the eldest brother put the fat man down, put his head on the ground and listened: "Hide." ”
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