Chapter 90: Pain and Happiness
Hu Dajing put his clenched fist on Mr. Liushu's head and drilled and drilled.
Good fellow, she even said that she is not reading material!
As an excellent son of Tianjiao, Hu Dajing couldn't bear this kind of well-known doubt.
So, she used the "fist drill" to break the shallow and ignorant slander of the enemy, as a way to prove her excellence.
Mr. Liushu felt like there were two big drills on his head, twisting and turning.
Although the fist drill did not hurt as the King Kong fist, Mr. Liushu fainted, and he felt that his head was about to explode at this time, and his stomach was even more upside down.
As a result, Mr. Liushu made a "vomit" sound.
Hu Dajing was happily drilling, and when he heard the sound, he looked down and saw Mr. Liushu's cheeks bulging like a frightened pufferfish.
Seeing that he is going to behave indecently and uncivilly in the next second.
Hu Dajing didn't know where the courage came from, he pressed the back of Mr. Liushu's head with one hand, covered his mouth and nose with the other, and threatened viciously: "You swallow it for me!" ”
Mr. Liushu rolled his eyes and twisted his body like a big yellow eel.
He was now in a painful polarization, and the food that was going up the river was pressed to his mouth, and he couldn't vomit it if he wanted to, and he couldn't swallow it when he wanted to.
"If you dare to throw up today." Hu Dajing raised his chin and motioned to Mr. Liushu to look at the cold knife thrown on the ground, "I will use the knife you brought to cut off your lips!" ”
Hu Dajing's face was half-light and half-dark, which looked particularly terrifying.
People are cornered, and they may rebound at the right time, and then have unexpected surprises.
Mr. Liushu, who was cornered, swallowed the food that was churning in his stomach again.
Hu Dajing listened to the sound of "coo-dong-goo-dong" like drinking water, so he threw Mr. Liushu aside in disgust, and wiped his hand on him by the way.
Mr. Liushu's cheek made a less intimate contact with the earth again, and the sand on the ground made his face ache.
His handsome face like no other in the world!
This face is his pass, it is his rice bowl for eating, Hu Dajing is too ruthless!
Although he is now in a harsh environment where people are swords and fish and meat, he must also shout for himself and cannot be slaughtered by others.
"Hu Dajing, come over to me!" Mr. Liushu shouted strongly.
Hu Dajing came to Mr. Liushu with a bowl of water, and said in a rough voice: "If there is anything to talk about later, you drink some water to moisten your throat first." ”
Mr. Liushu looked at the bowl of water with its own light, licked his chapped lips, and hummed, "You still have a little conscience." ”
Mr. Liushu, who has been treated inhumanely tonight, just a bowl of water warms his heart.
Hu Dajing put the bowl in front of Mr. Liushu: "That's for sure, I'll give you a bad time, if you were someone else, I would have hung you on the rotten egg tree, didn't give you food and drink, and exposed to adult jerky!" ”
"No one else will." Mr. Liushu replied confidently.
Mr. Liushu, as the self-proclaimed first person at the peak of his appearance in Bingzhou City, and the blessing of his master's identity, there are only flowers and applause everywhere he goes.
Hu Dajing snorted coldly: "You can't be blindly confident. ”
Behind her back, she could hear that many students were going to visit Mr. Liushu with firecrackers.
The expressions on the faces of these students as they discussed this topic were hideous.
Hu Dajing deduced from this that it was impossible for them to come to congratulate Mr. Liushu on his cheekiness getting thicker and thicker year by year.
The purpose of carrying the firecrackers may be to help Mr. Liushu change his house again, or it may be to give him a Wonderland lifetime travel card.
Mr. Liushu is used to being said that he is cheeky, and because he is thick-skinned, he doesn't care about this.
At this time, he was trying to stretch his neck and lick the water in the bowl.
Hu Dajing felt that the scene in front of her made her very sad, so she said kindly: "Old thief, I'll feed you." ”
Mr. Liushu stubbornly refused: "Even if Pan An dies of thirst today, I won't drink a drop of water you feed!" ”
Hu Dajing rolled his eyes silently, throughout the ages, Mr. Liushu can be the first on the cheeky list.
After Mr. Liushu finished licking the water in the bowl, he wondered: "Why are there pebbles in this bowl?" ”
Hu Dajing leaned on the doorrail, and said lightly: "I forgot to tell you, this is the water I came from the front of Ah Jin's chicken pen, it may be that Ah Jin accidentally leaked one or two in the bowl when he was swallowing stones." ”
Mr. Liushu's whole person seemed to have been struck by lightning, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Hu, big, quiet!" ”
Hu Dajing straightened her legs, plucked her ears, frowned, and said, "If you have something to say, in the middle of the night, why are you so loud?" Can it be a little moral? ”
Mr. Liushu roared in a low voice: "Hu Dajing, you are ruthless and cheeky! ”
Hu Dajing was immediately unhappy, and the cheeky person said that others were cheeky.
She made a decision immediately, and only used one percent of her strength to slap Mr. Liushu's head, and then warned: "What you have to drink is good, and you dare to pick and choose?" Defeated soldiers, pay attention to your identity. ”
Mr. Liushu was about to die of anger, and he specially checked the yellow calendar before going out, today is a good time to travel, why was he yin by Hu Dajing, a big fool?
Mr. Liushu had apparently forgotten that it was the time of the child, and he was checking yesterday's yellow calendar.
Hu Dajing cleared his throat and said solemnly: "Since you have eaten and drunk enough, then we have to do business." ”
"When am I full...... Finish? ”
Mr. Liushu wanted to bite his tongue and kill himself.
"Yo, you forgot so quickly?" Hu Dajing felt the need to remind, so he said with both hands up and down, "Before drinking water, you rush up and swallow again......"
Mr. Liushu interrupted her: "Enough! Get down to business! ”
Hu Dajing touched his nose and continued to say with a straight face: "Now that you are about to enter the stage of doing business, you must answer my questions seriously, if you dare to deceive and conceal something, I will take you out, dig a pit, and bury you alive." ”
Mr. Liushu looked up and said, "Then can you untie the rope, let's ......"
"There are no doors!" Hu Dajing refused directly.
Releasing Mr. Liushu is equivalent to letting the tiger return to the mountain, and she will not do this kind of business that loses her wife and loses her soldiers.
Mr. Liushu lowered his head, and when he raised his head again, his eyes lit up, and he said pitifully: "But my hands hurt so much." ”
"Pain and happiness."
“……”
"Closer to home, why did you make me give up studying?" Hu Dajing asked the question that he had been puzzled about all this time.
"To save the people." Mr. Liushu replied quickly.
Hu Dajing played with the extra chicken feathers in his hand at some point, and said softly: "Save the common people, right?" Hearts the world, right? So I'm going to see how long you can last? ”
Hu Dajing smiled sinisterly, picked up Mr. Liushu, and slowly stretched the chicken feathers towards his neck......