Chapter 411: Conquering the Panda
"Woo......" The panda let out a roar, and the figure flashed and pressed up again, and the huge claws slapped towards Qin Tianqi.
"your ancestors' grandmother! Do you really think Lao Tzu is easy to bully?" Seeing that this panda was so unrelenting and looked like he must kill himself, Qin Tianqi's heart was crossed, and he bit the tip of his tongue, and a stream of 'essence' blood poured into his throat.
Then, he felt a shock to his spirit, and then he felt that his blood was burning, and his whole blood was boiling, and he snorted coldly and said: "If Lao Tzu doesn't hit your head today, you won't know why the 'flower' is so red!"
"Huh!"
He roared, his figure flashed, and he rushed up to the panda, and struck the panda 'chest' with a punch! He didn't believe it, he couldn't defeat this panda by using the method of burning blood in martial arts!
Even if the other party is really a monster, once Qin Tianqi is ruthless, he will tear off some 'meat' on the other party's body.
Seeing Qin Tianqi's fist coming, the panda roared, slapped Qin Tianqi's fist with a slap, and directly slapped Qin Tianqi's fist off.
And at this time, I saw that the corners of Qin Tianqi's mouth 'revealed' a trace of playfulness, and then he suddenly kicked at the crotch of the three-eyed panda!
"Boy, today Lao Tzu will let you know how powerful it is to offend Lao Tzu! Cut off the invincible divine feet of the grandson!" Qin Tianqi's foot kicked the giant panda's crotch fiercely, and then the giant panda let out a miserable scream, and then jumped up holding his crotch, obviously in pain.
It seems that all male creatures are the same, and if someone hits that place, it is absolutely painful.
Looking at the other party's painful expression, the corners of Qin Tianqi's mouth 'revealed' a hint of playfulness, and then the figure jumped up and rushed forward, smashing his elbow at the head of the three-eyed giant panda.
Take advantage of your illness to kill you! This is Qin Tianqi's consistent style!
In the blink of an eye, Qin Tianqi had already come to the panda's eyes, and the elbow was about to hit the panda's third eye. At this time, I saw that the panda suddenly exploded, roared, and slammed its head into Qin Tianqi.
"Bang!"
The giant panda's 'fat' head hit Qin Tianqi's crotch hard, Qin Tianqi only felt a sharp pain coming from his crotch, and then the whole person had no strength at all, and then his body was knocked backwards and flew out.
"Nima, this time it's crippled!Lao Tzu's balls!" Qin Tianqi said secretly. At this time, he really 'wanted' to cry without tears!
Those who come out to 'mix' will have to pay it back sooner or later. This sentence seems to be really reasonable. I just kicked the other party, but now I was hit by the other party's head, this is really a report and a report.
With a muffled sound of "bang", Qin Tianqi's figure fell to the ground, and then rolled out a few meters on the ground, and the backpack was all rolled away, and the contents were scattered all over the ground.
There was a huge pain under his crotch, Qin Tianqi hurriedly 'touched' his underwear with both hands, and 'groped' for a while before he was relieved. said secretly: "Fortunately, it's not broken, otherwise Lao Tzu wouldn't have to live, and I don't know if it will cause a 'yin' shadow in my heart this time!"
And the panda saw that the contents of Qin Tianqi's backpack were scattered all over the ground, and couldn't help but let out a cry of joy, and then the figure pounced, and pounced on the side of a bag of dried beef 'meat'. I picked it up, tore open the bag, and ate it.
The sound of "haw, haw, haw" sounded, and the three-eyed panda was so happy that he completely forgot the pain under him, and finished eating a pack. I picked up another bag and ate it.
Seeing that the dried beef 'meat' scattered outside was eaten by the panda all of a sudden, Qin Tianqi secretly complained in his heart, it was his own ration for a month, and he was eaten by the giant panda like this!
But because of the blow from the giant panda, his whole body was weak, and he couldn't do anything to the other party at all, so he could only watch the giant panda pull out everything in his backpack. Then eat it.
Soon, all of Qin Tianqi's rations were eaten by this greedy giant panda. After eating Qin Tianqi's rations, the giant panda still looked at Qin Tianqi with unfinished eyes, and the saliva in his mouth was dripping.
"Damn, this giant panda doesn't even want to eat Lao Tzu, right?" Qin Tianqi couldn't help frowning, and hurriedly struggled to stand up, and brought out the last weapon, it was the horn knife!
The horn knife Qin Tianqi carried one close to him, this thing was his most precious weapon, and he still didn't want to use it until he had to.
And the giant panda walked towards Qin Tianqi step by step, and the three eyes 'revealed' a child-like light, as if thinking about something.
"Boy, you've eaten all of Lao Tzu's food, what else do you want?" Qin Tianqi said with a frown.
Seeing Qin Tianqi's appearance, the giant panda whined a little ............ excitedly: "Woo woo"
"Woo, your sister, do you still want to eat?" Qin Tianqi asked suspiciously. I saw that this giant panda seemed to understand Qin Tianqi's words, and then nodded.
"But Lao Tzu is gone, really gone!" Qin Tianqi said.
"You lied to me!" A childish voice came from the giant panda's mouth, Qin Tianqi couldn't help but be stunned, good guy, this giant panda doesn't seem to be stupid, but has been pretending to be stupid all the way!
"It's really gone, I don't believe you can search for it yourself. Qin Tianqi said helplessly, this giant panda really walked towards Qin Tianqi slowly, and then searched Qin Tianqi's pocket in a good way, it seems that this guy is very experienced! Could it be that this guy has been mixing pigs and eating tigers in this area? Otherwise, he is a special 'door' to rob houses.
The giant panda rummaged through Qin Tianqi's body, but he couldn't find a trace of food, he couldn't help but glance at Qin Tianqi with disdain, and then shook his chubby body and slowly walked into the distance.
"It's not fun, it's not fun, this monster is ugly, it's so stingy, it's really not fun at all. A childish voice came out of the mouth of the giant panda, apparently the giant panda was still underage.
Looking at this giant panda, Qin Tianqi couldn't help frowning, this guy is so strong in combat before he is an adult, if he is an adult, then he will be able to pay it back?
"Hey, repeat 'chicken', you stop for Lao Tzu!" Qin Tianqi looked at the figure of the giant panda about to go away, and couldn't help but say, "After eating Lao Tzu's things, you want to leave?"
It seems that this youkai is just a little greedy, and it doesn't do much harm, if you can have a good relationship with this youkai, maybe you can enter the 'gate' of hell and get the Angel's Tears faster. Qin Tianqi couldn't help but feel big about this three-eyed panda in his heart.
"What's the matter? Just you, a little monster, are still fighting with Lao Tzu?" said the giant panda 'milk' angrily.