Chapter 65 TV shopping programs go public
Yi Miaohan and Tai Mingzi drove through a quiet path, and Kan Kai rushed forward to stop them.
"Give me the baby!"
Tai Mingzi pulled out the arm at the back of Yi Miaohan's neck and shook the sweat on his face.
"Cool! Hahaha. ”
"What are you going to do?"
Kankai couldn't help but palpitate when he saw a man who was a head taller than him walking towards him.
"You want a baby?"
Tai Mingzi's question was full of provocation, as if he was going to make a move next,
Kan Kai fought hard for his own flesh and blood, he stretched out his arm and pushed forward.
Nothing.
His head hurt a little, and when he opened his eyes, he realized that Tai Mingzi was holding his head with one hand.
And his hand couldn't reach Tai Mingzi's face at all.
"Uncle spare my life, I'll talk to the woman, I'll leave."
Tai Mingzi tugged on the cross strap behind Kankai's bib pants, Kankai was behind his feet, and his body leaned forward at a 45-degree angle.
"Give me back the baby!"
Yi Miaohan was in the co-pilot, and finally finished gnawing the big meat, stroking her stomach down with her hand, and finally calmed down.
"Poof!"
"The baby is at my master's, did you put the fart?"
Kankai covered his nose and was about to run away super fast, but was hooked by a finger from Tai Mingzi.
"Bang!"
Kankai's accumulated strength flew out like a bullet as Tai Mingzi let go.
……
Dream bulb shop, Tai Mingzi greeted the clerk and arranged a super windmill.
Seven colors, just like his colorful sports car.
"Wow!"
There is no such beautiful scenery in Yi Miaohan's dreams, and the grass that can be seen everywhere is soft to step on.
There is no "No Stampede" sign.
Even the grass bent by her miraculously rose and stood upright.
"Do you like it?"
Tai Mingzi leaned against the wall and became the sun in the middle.
The red light is bubbling all around, like a honeymoon destination.
"Let's go, I'll take you somewhere."
Tai Mingzi dragged the super windmill out of the center of the room and closed the door.
Holding Yi Miaohan in his arms, his scorching heat was about to melt her.
Yi Miaohan's face was slightly red, this was the first time she had grown up.
"Look again!"
"It's so hot!!"
Yi Miaohan's face was hot, and she was holding a seven-colored windmill in her hand, and Tai Mingzi was behind her.
"Boom!"
"Yikes!!"
Yi Miaohan was startled, turned around, and Tai Mingzi disappeared again.
"Boom!"
"Yikes!!"
After playing a few times, the two of them are like children, and they enjoy each other.
Tai Mingzi's body accidentally touched the big windmill, and it began to burn like a flame.
He simply snatched it over and performed firecrackers for Yi Miaohan.
Smoke began to rise from beneath your feet, like a fairyland.
"Lalala, lalala, I'm a little connoisseur of newspaper sales......"
Yi Miaohan actually sang a nursery rhyme, as if she was back in her childhood.
"Hahaha, go on!"
Tai Mingzi was a little farther away, admiring Yi Miaohan.
Her slightly chubby figure was so graceful and colorful in his eyes, he was simply fascinated by her.
Yi Miaohan turned around a few times, dizzy for a while, and suffered from heat stroke.
Her eyes were slightly closed, and she didn't know anything.
Then she was like a cloud under her and a rainbow on her feet.
Her body gradually cooled down, and a small breeze was blowing on her.
After a while, the sweat on his head slowly evaporated.
She was reborn from the ashes, and her mind was clear.
When I opened my eyes, I found that I was in the lobby of the villa in Taimingzi.
She closed her eyes again and shook her head, her body shaking.
"Where am I?"
Yi Miaohan suddenly raised her head and hit Tai Mingzi's head hard.
The face is hot, and the body is floating on the water.
"Hahaha, it's very energetic."
Yi Miaohan found that a pair of big hands were supporting her upward.
It turned out that she was splashing in the water.
"Cool?"
Yi Miaohan, who was lying flat, saw the bulge of flesh on her stomach.
"Who? A swimsuit for me to change? ”
Yi Miaohan is wearing a two-point style, and the swimming pool in the villa, except for the central sun building, is her and Tai Mingzi.
All the servants dressed in maid costumes were looking at her with envy.
From time to time, someone reported to Yi Miaohan that Tai Mingzi was good.
"What you are wearing was bought by our young master TV shopping, and it cost 80 million."
How can it be?
Just a little bit of cloth?
Yi Miaohan held her breath, tried to hold on, suddenly retracted her breath, and suddenly exhaled.
The quality of the swimsuit is really good, and there is no trace of jumping off.
Giant projectors are placed in the water, shining upwards on the sculpture of the sun.
It turned out to be a big screen, and there was a women's shopping show again.
"What you see below is a piece of jade pendant that only the richest man in the world can buy, the original price is 380 billion, the current price, listen up, 3 billion, the biggest concession to consumers, but there is only one piece in the world, do you want to give it to her beloved? Call now! ”
"As the saying goes, flowers match beauty, good jade matches beauty, jade is priceless, only rely on fate, want to give it to your destined person in this life, the priceless treasure of your life? Please call quickly......
"I will give you a detailed introduction to this beautiful jade, first of all, look at her luster, crystal clear...... Expiration does not wait. ”
In the TV studio, two supporters kept broadcasting the content of the program to promote Yu Pei.
Shu Yaai was anxiously guarding beside her.
"Don't break it for me, light, you don't take it upside down like that, right. And you, when laid flat, can't be leaned. ”
"No one has called yet, and I've told you that your price is too high, and it's hard to sell. I have been doing TV shopping for many years, at most 80 million, and no matter how good the baby is, the price must be kept down. ”
The choreographer is not in a hurry or slow, anyway, his purpose is to accumulate enough audience attention, eyeball economy, and attract everyone's attention.
Of course, it's good to sell, but if you can't sell it, you won't lose in terms of ratings.
"The director, the ratings have hit a record high, and the barrage scolds us for being sick. Now the money has doubled, and many advertisers want to add advertising to it. ”
"Tell them to double the advertising fee."
The program team was excited, but Shu Yaai was so nervous that she couldn't breathe.
"Oxygen cylinders!"
TV shopping will put the old legacy of goods to use.
"Ahh
couldn't breathe it in, couldn't exhale it, Shu Yaai almost suffocated to death.
Sit up instantly.
"Look, our things are good, and the publicity will be increased, notify the external screens of various shopping malls, play our programs in a loop, and the advertisers will pay."
"Ringing ringing!"
The phone rings.
The operator is answering questions.
"Sorry, we don't support 7-day refunds with no questions asked."
"I'm sorry, but we won't provide the loan for the time being."
"I'm sorry, I receive the goods first, pay later, no."
"Director, there are more and more phone calls."
"It's a good sign!"
"No, there are more and more bad reviews of our programs, and there are also those who say that a lot of what we sell is bad when they are used, and they will be bought in TV shopping without checking before, deceiving consumers, and some people say that they will call 315 to sue us."
"Oh no, it backfired!"
The choreographer was in a hurry and regretted taking this list very much.
"You go and tell the outside world that the appraisal results will be delivered in a week, and you will definitely not disappoint the customer."
Now, TV shopping is in dire need of a buyer who can save the whole show, even if it's dragging.
"Choreographer, good news, a buyer has called and is willing to buy!"
"He also agreed to the conditions for the appraisal certificate to be given in a week?"
The choreographer didn't believe that there would be such a stupid hat, he originally just wanted to hype up the marketing.
"Consumers said that there is no need for an appraisal certificate, and the money has been received in our account in real time, 3 billion, a lot."
"Ahh
The entire program group was boiling, and the staff cheered and threw the choreographer up.
soaked in the air, hit the roof of the shed, and fell down again, and the choreographer didn't feel pain.
"Congratulations!"
The choreographer calmed down and began to talk to Shu Yaai about money without hurting her feelings.
"I said before, sell it for money, half for one person."
"But I still have a cost."
Shu Yaai tried to use the 10 yuan she spent to win the big head, but finally refused.
"Give her a large sum of 1.5 billion in her account immediately!"
TV shopping was worried that she would regret it, so she immediately contacted the bank and received it in real time.
Shu Yaai was still entangled in the fact that she should have more, but the moment she saw the number, her mouth didn't close.
The simple stretcher of the program team seems to be prepared for her.
Shu Ya loves to give birth to liquid in her mouth.
She kept swallowing.
"Pinch me!"
The choreographer has a strong hand, and Shu Yaai collapses the stretcher she was lying on.
"This time, it's flat, my recliner is precious."
The choreographer walked past Shu Yaai, rubbed his forehead that was knocked by the ceiling, and returned to the crowded place.
"Ahh Knowing that it hurts, I'm still alive? ”
Shu Yaai excitedly threw out her mobile phone, and no longer had to be frightened to protect the jade pendant.
"Bang!"
The phone slammed into her, and she heard the phone talking on the other end.
"Hey! ......"
"Grandma gave you a dream again? The child wakes up. She died for many years, and I was a mother. ”
……
In the Taimingzi villa, it is as calm as water.
"Young master, I've dialed the phone for TV shopping, and you still have the jade pendant you wanted. Don't worry, the money has already been transferred to the show account. The choreographer said that he would not go through logistics, and deliver valuables to his door in person. ”
"Ding Dong!"
The doorbell rings.
"I know it's your house again, can I go in and shake hands with your young master? Thank you for his support, without him, we will not be on the market soon, after washing him will continue to support our TV shopping in the future, we will provide him with better products and services......"
"Bang!"
The door was closed tightly by the servants with concerted efforts.
"Young master, the goods have arrived!"
Two rows of servants surrounded the box, kneeling down on one knee with their hands up, for fear that the jade pendant would fall to the ground.
"Do you like it?"
Tai Mingzi took out the jade pendant and aimed at Yi Miaohan with one eye.
"Flowers with beauties, good jade beauties, well spoken! Jade is priceless, only by fate, you have a fate with me, my priceless treasure. ”
Tai Mingzi said earthy love words, but Yi Miaohan did not knock him down.
It was only because of the update of the routine she used that she went from floating alone in the water to standing up all of a sudden.
"Smack!"
The swimsuit was completely torn, and everyone paused for a second.
Afterwards, the servant stepped forward and surrounded Yi Miaohan tightly.
"I'll just say it's worth 8 bucks."
Tai Mingzi covered his eyes with one hand, and handed the jade to Yi Miaohan in front of his face with the other.
"Hahaha, that's cute!"