Chapter Seventy-Eight: Jiang Hechang's Head and Football
Ministry of Civil Affairs, a number of men and women are waiting to get marriage certificates.
Weigh you, including Yi Miaohan and Tai Mingzi.
Sitting on the bench eating ice cream, Tai Mingzi tilted his head and kept looking at Yi Miaohan.
"Do you like it?"
Yi Miaohan licked the egg roll cone, and the juice flowed to her wrists.
Tai Mingzi waved his arm beside Yi Miaohan, like a dryer.
Yi Miaohan used her tongue again to stick not ice cream soup, but dry wrists.
She pursed her lips and looked at the fan overhead, as if it had blown away the delicious taste.
Tai Mingzi also arched his mouth, learning from the couple beside him.
It's approaching Yi Miaohan.
"Wow!!"
Yi Miaohan stood up abruptly and looked carefully at the clock above.
10 minutes and 5 hours to go!
"Can you let us register first? I'm in a hurry. ”
Yi Miaohan went to ask the front pair, and Tai Mingzi's mouth remained unchanged.
Came behind Yi Miaohan, towards her neck, ready to kiss.
"Bang!"
Yi Miaohan stood up her upper body, and Tai Mingzi almost turned her teeth out, and was knocked into a rabbit's big teeth.
"Let's go register."
Yi Miaohan got the consent of the pair in front of her and sandwiched up.
But the couples waiting for registration in the back have long faces, and they come over from time to time to theorize.
"You're such an interesting person, we lined up, you plugged in, and you didn't even feel a little guilty."
"They made me stand here."
Yi Miaohan pointed to a man and a woman at the front, and their faces had already turned to the side.
Seeing the anger aroused by the crowd, he bowed his head and remained silent.
"We want more."
Tai Mingzi seemed to be helping Yi Miaohan out of the siege, but it caused onlookers to laugh.
"Do you get married and divorce together?"
"We want ten!"
Tai Mingzi stretched out his hands again and gestured like a fist.
"Hello brothers, fifteen, I won. My dear, we are at the forefront. ”
When the other couples saw this, they all fist-fighting.
But it caused a lot of strife.
"Didn't you say you wouldn't drink? You lied to me! ”
"Smack"
One after another, the big slaps rang out, and there were only a few men and women left in the hallway.
are still looking at each other, as if the contradiction is greater, only one erupts.
"Marry me!"
A man knelt on the ground and pulled out a bunch of cacti in his hand.
"Magic!"
Yi Miaohan watched intently, getting closer and closer, and was stopped by Tai Mingzi.
"Do you like it?"
Tai Mingzi also learns from men.
With a "poof", he knelt on one knee, and a small flame came out of his hand.
"Next!"
Yi Miaohan immediately walked in, completely unaware of Tai Mingzi's disappearance.
"You're alone?"
"Two!"
Yi Miaohan looked behind her, and the man holding the cactus was already kneeling on it.
Yi Miaohan walked around them, but still didn't see the shadow of Tai Mingzi.
But on the bench where I was sitting just now, I found a baby pillow with a sun cartoon pattern.
"Still registered? If you don't get it, make room for the back. ”
The clock above shows exactly 5 o'clock in the afternoon.
Yi Miaohan put her face on the pillow and shook her head, unable to put it down.
"Got the giveaway, hee-hee."
……
Outside Taimingzi Villa, Yi Miaohan knocked on the door.
"Someone's coming!"
She thinks of herself as a hostess, but she does not know that her rights in the house are all given by the man.
"Young grandma, did you quarrel with the young master?"
A servant cracked in the door and handed Yi Miaohan's words outside.
"No, I don't."
Yi Miaohan didn't know where to provoke Tai Mingzi, and the last time I saw him, Tai Mingzi was still smiling.
"The young master has been stuck in the bedroom for a long time since he came home."
Another servant also came over, worried that something had happened to Tai Mingzi and wanted to go in, and he was worried that it would affect his rest.
The servant, who is tied with the apron backwards, gathers other colleagues in the villa to discuss countermeasures.
She called Tai Mingzi to thank the nanny with a lot of salary and bonus.
"Let's put the young grandmother in and tell her to go and see the young master......"
"No, the young master said, without his will, you can't open the door to anyone at will, because of the incident a few days ago."
"Don't say it again, those two biaozi think about it now, their hearts are palpitating, one with a bull's head pattern, the other with a horse face, playing cosplay."
"But the two of them are looking for Han Miaomiao, not a young grandmother."
"In short, if we take the young master's money, we should be obedient, and we can't give people ...... at will"
The servants in the villa studied endlessly, as if Yi Miaohan was a germ alien.
"Hah!"
Yi Miaohan was a little sleepy and knocked on the door a few more times.
When there was still no answer, she threw the baby pillow into the villa.
The baby on the second floor clapped his hands happily when he saw a cartoon sun.
Tai Mingzi was on the windowsill, thinking about how to conjure up the magic of a cactus.
Every time I appeared, my hands were full of sunflowers.
And, in the direction of sunlight, the sunflower head rotates.
"Crackle!"
A few melon seeds fell out, and Tai Ming swallowed them.
One by one, they are stuffed into the mouth, and the melon seeds are placed in the palm of the hand.
The sun yellow pillowed by his window, and it flashed.
"Hahaha, that's cute!"
Tai Mingzi straightened his neck, and when he saw Yi Miaohan and the servants, it was as if he was throwing a hydrangea.
The pillow does not fall to the ground, but is thrown in mid-air.
If Tai Mingzi does not appear in time, it may repeat indefinitely.
The door opened, and Yi Miaohan was finally able to enter the house.
The baby is "giggling" on the second floor.
Yi Miaohan waved her arm at it, and when her palm was lowered, she had an extra handful of melon seeds.
Tai Mingzi put his arm on Yi Miaohan's shoulder.
"Do you like it?"
Sunflowers appeared in Tai Mingzi's palm, and he transferred these parallels to Yi Miaohan's palm.
The melon seeds were covered by sunflowers, and Yi Miaohan could only pick and eat.
Pinch your thumb and index fingers together to make a woodpecker's beak and eat it.
"Phew!"
Yi Miaohan's gobbling up, and the sunflower petals were eaten into her mouth.
Tai Mingzi smiled happily as she removed the petals on Yi Miaohan's lips.
First with the hands, then with the face close together, the mouth pursed again.
The servants turned their backs in unison, and even the little baby on the second floor covered their eyes.
A burst of heat hit, and the scenery around him suddenly distorted.
And with it, waves of heat.
Yi Miaohan's petals stuck to her nose were glued up by Tai Mingzi's pursed lips, like a yellow-billed chick.
"Smack!"
The pillow finally hit the ground, and it smashed into Tai Mingzi's mouth before, causing him to shrink instantly.
The sunflower petals fell to the ground, and the servants secretly turned back, and after finding it, they quietly took small steps.
Cover one by one and pick up the fallen leaves.
Everyone took their places, and returned to their positions just now, with their backs to Yi Miaohan and Tai Mingzi.
It started to rain outside, and the curly hair of the black doll on the second floor stuck to a little raindrop.
The servant hurriedly picked him up, and he stopped covering his face with his hands, and turned his head to stare at Yi Miaohan.
"Woo ......"
The baby cried violently, as if he did not agree with Yi Miaohan and Tai Mingzi.
"Hachi, Hachi!"
The baby grinned and was quickly pacified by the maid.
Crying turned into a whisper.
If Jiang and Chang are by his side, he will definitely tell the baby a story at this time.
Even though it's all in the universe, the black doll can't understand it at all.
But with Jiang Hechang by his side, he can accompany the hypnotic story and fall asleep peacefully.
The temperature inside drops dramatically, not to mention the courtyard of the villa.
The large sun screen in the center of the pool has been blown over.
The servants hurriedly ran over, but they could only try to hold on to the "sun" so that it did not turn into a kite, or paragliding.
"Take good care of her."
Tai Mingzi stretched out his arms and held Yi Miaohan firmly in his arms, and Jiang Hechang's voice always appeared in his head.
……
The Demon King of Hell and Moon Yunyun's father are meeting in hell.
"This is his head, I'll bring it to you."
Yue Yunyun's father beckoned to the rear with his hand, but there was no one.
He disguised himself as an attendant and replied "Yes!" ”
But in the eyes of the Hell Demon King, Yue Yunyun's father moved his body back and forth, and was seen as bringing the entire Moon Palace.
"Lao Yue, Chang'e is here?"
The reason why the Demon King of Hell always goes to Yue Yunyun's father and becomes an old acquaintance with him.
The important reason is the relationship between Chang'e.
After all, who can shut up her beauty, especially in hell.
Each one looks crooked and cracked, with a bitter gourd face, and looks upset.
"Chang'e has recently become obsessed with cross-stitch, and the entire Heavenly Court has been repaired and is ready to be placed in the Jade Emperor's house."
"Tell me when it's auctioned."
"Old land, don't talk nonsense, what people are doing is a high-quality product, not a sale. A few days ago, Marshal Tianpeng also wanted to be demoted by the Jade Emperor and put into the pigsty......"
"Slaughterhouse? It seems that the bull head and horse face should be busy again. ”
The Hell Demon King pulls out a walkie-talkie.
"Hey! What mall shop No. 1? Wrong line! ”
The Demon King of Hell beat him several times, and every time he ushered in, he was scolded with a slap on his head and face.
"Old pervert, it's not a good thing if I listen to your voice."
The Internet celebrity aunt received a call from the Hell Demon King, and she became Uncle Li and Uncle Wang in the live broadcast room.
Don't buy jade, don't talk about it, and also call for cleaning up the rotten phenomenon of online live broadcasting.
What's even more infuriating is that the two of them are often "Mo Da" because of their jealousy of Uncle Huang.
went to the live broadcast platform to complain about the Internet celebrity aunt and didn't let her buy anything anymore.
After receiving the news from the system, the Internet celebrity aunt immediately blocked Uncle Li and Uncle Wang.
It's a pity that with such a long network convergence, in addition to giving free roses, they are iron roosters.
Who knew that Uncle Li and Uncle Wang, with different accounts, logged in to the live broadcast room of the Internet celebrity aunt again.
"Brother Huang~ Are you there?"
The Internet celebrity aunt has given Uncle Huang multiple nicknames, even Uncle Huang (transliterated Uncle Huang).
But I just didn't see Uncle Huang appear in the live broadcast room again, and connecting with him became a fantasy.
"Have you seen Brother Huang?"
Internet celebrity aunts keep asking, and there are always two uncles who are frequently active.
Aunt Wang blacked them out again, muttering in her mouth.
"Change your vest and I won't know you?"
The Demon King of Hell pressed the walkie-talkie button again, and finally heard a gentle man working on the machine.
"I'm sorry, the walkie-talkie you dialed is busy right now, please dial it again later."
"Old land, if Meng Po doesn't come back from vacation, Jiang Hechang's head, I'll take it back first."
"Wait, Meng Po will come tomorrow, and the soup will be boiled soon."
The Demon King of Hell picked up a ball and looked at it closely.
Lots of eyes, quite a few noses, and corrugated.
Football?