"Here we are...... Here it comes! "When the radar finally found a few birds flying at subsonic speeds, the commander of Liumangzhou was almost in tears, and the long ordeal was finally coming to an end?

"Please hurry up and destroy these hammermen, the reward will be according to what we agreed before, as long as the hammermen are destroyed, we will pay immediately! We do what we say! ”

Who thought that Wen Liuquan shook his head and said: "I'm sorry, the previous transaction could not be completed, we received a warning from the World Good Treatment of Hammer People Organization, saying that our practices ignore human rights, so we no longer provide Hammer Man extermination services now, and have transformed into an express logistics company." ”

"What?" The commander of Liumangzhou almost punched Wen Liuquan is a shuttle, are you kidding me? "Go to his grandmother's Hammerman Kindness Organization, you hurry up and find a way to get these Hammermen, the reward is negotiable! Get the these hammer people! ”

"Then you can choose our Hammerman Express service." Wen Liuquan smiled.

……

The border of the twin states, before the garrison of the Persian army.

The traces of the Persian army's war hammer man and advertising chariot have not been erased, the damaged chariot and the blood stains spilled have not been cleaned up, and even the psychological shadow of being abused by the hammer man has not faded away, when I saw a few four-winged war chickens flying over.

Since he was caught last time, Wen Liuquan has been much more careful, he did not fall in the air, far from the ground, and shouted through the loudspeaker: "May I ask if this is the Persian army station?" ”

"You have broken into the garrison of the Persian army, please identify yourself immediately! Otherwise we're going to attack! ”

The Persian army looked at the huge four-winged war cocks flying in the sky as if they were on the verge of a great enemy, and they had a bad feeling in their hearts.

"We are an all-round logistics company, and here is an express delivery from Liumangzhou, please check."

"What?"

Express delivery?

Isn't that a joke?

How can there be such a courier?

The feeling of being bad is even stronger.

"Excuse me, what is the goods?"

"Three hammermen."

"What...... What the? The commander of the Persian army almost scared to pee," I ...... We're going to reject it! ”

"What is our purpose?" Wen Liuquan asked the three catties and four taels behind him.

"Almighty Express, the mission must be achieved!" The two of them drank.

"You heard that, too." Wen Liuquan said: "We don't accept rejection, but all the fees have been paid in Liumangzhou, if you are not willing to accept this express, you can throw it away and damage it at will, and you don't need to have any psychological pressure." ”

"Your sister!" This commander just wants to jump up and scold, we don't have psychological pressure at all, but we can't do it!

"Three hammer people, sender: Liumangzhou. Consignee: Persian military station, delivered. Wen Liuquan slapped the four-winged war under him, and the three hammermen fell from the air screaming.

"By the way, please accept our business card, if there is a courier business, remember to contact it!" As soon as Wen Liuquan raised his hand, several business cards fluttered down from the air.

"Our purpose is—"

"Almighty Express, the mission must be achieved!"

A few four-winged war chickens flew away, leaving only the Persian army, which wanted to cry without tears.

"Mission, you guys! Why don't you die! ”

"Commander, what are we going to do!"

"What else can be done, retreat! Fall back! ”

They had already learned to be smart, and knew that it was impossible to kill the hammermen, and the only thing they could do was to try to protect themselves, that is, they chose to retreat.

Next to him, his adjutant jumped up, grabbed a business card flying in the air, and said, "Commander, why don't we let them send the hammerman back?" ”

"Bring it to me and show me!" The Persian commander snatched the business card and glanced at it, and immediately scolded: "Damn, why don't you grab it!" ”

As the saying goes, where there is demand, there is a market, and since the logistics business has been officially transformed (hammer transportation), the pricing must of course be formal.

I saw a contact information written on the front of this business card.

On the back is written the price list:

"Hammer 1 Luo per person."

There is also a note next to it: "1 Luo = 112 million state currency, other currencies are subject to the real-time exchange rate." ”

"Why don't you the rob it!" The Persian commander was so angry that he cursed.

"Commander...... What are we going to do? "It's expensive, but it's better than the heavy casualties!

To fight a war is to fight for money, and when the cannon sounds, there are ten thousand taels of gold! Last time, they counted that in order to stop the hammer man, the weapons and equipment lost and the various ammunition that were shot out were not a small amount.

"Fortunately, we have another choice, call the Arctic Wolf Mercenary Group!"

"yes, they charge a lot more fairly!"

is also an express delivery, they only need 6 million knives for a hammer, which is more than half cheaper!

I used to think that the Arctic Wolf Mercenary Group was really eating people and not spitting out bones, and it was too greedy.

Now it seems that they are really good quality and cheap, and children are not bullied!

Half an hour later, an armored car drove up.

Seeing the armored car, several hammer men who were still frantic immediately fled in all directions.

Everything in the past was repeated, and the hammer people were hit and crushed for a while, and then sadly driven to the direction of Liumangzhou.

"Commander, they won't be sent back tomorrow......" next to the adjutant asked Youyou.

The commander of the Persian region subconsciously shivered.

yes, I don't think I'll send it back, so what can I do?

When is this a head!

"Quickly contact the Sunlia Military Industrial Group for me!" The Persian commander felt that the only way to untie this dead knot was to have his own chariot!

When the time comes, no matter how many hammer people come, they can't crush how they want?

The adjutant contacted the Nasunya Military Industrial Group and said, "When will the two tanks we ordered be delivered?" ”

"You are our very important customer, the vehicle you ordered is expected to be delivered within three weeks, please be patient!" A very polite female voice came from the other side.

"What? Three weeks?! "The commander simply wanted to die.

The distance between the two fronts is less than a few tens of kilometers from each other, and they can fight three times a day, so how much does it cost to send it back and forth like this!

"Can I expedite delivery?"

"Yes, dear, what kind of expedited service do you need? In one day, or in three days? ”

"In one day."

"Oh yes, dear, but the cost of expedited service is relatively high, please pay 50% of the delivery cost of the chariot, oh dear!"

"What? So expensive? ”

"No way, this is our cost, but you are our very important customer, if you order two more vehicles, you can enjoy the full reduction service, use the discount coupon, you can reduce the cost by 20%, pro......"

After more than ten minutes, the Persian commander hung up the phone in a daze.

I don't have to say, I must have bought two more tanks.

"How can these people cheat more money than the other!" He wanted to cry without tears, "Are these people a family?" Stumble! ”