"Female benefactor, what my apprentice said is true, you have to believe the poor monk's words. Tang Seng said with a charming smile.

The best beauty glanced at Tang Seng and Zhu Bajie, and the more she looked at it, the more she felt that these two people were not good people, and said: "If you don't leave, I will call the police." ”

Tang Seng looked at the beauty and asked, "Female donor, can I ask you a question?

When the best beauty heard Tang Seng's words, she couldn't cry or laugh, your sister, are you kidding me? I don't know what the alarm is, do you think you are from Mars?

"This monk, you are a monk, you have to obey the precepts of your monks, please get out of the way, don't block my way. The best beauty said angrily.

Tang Seng said: "Female donor, the poor monk is really for your good, please believe the words of the poor monk, you have a bad omen on your face, there may really be something bad coming." ”

Seeing that Tang Seng was still chattering, the best beauty just didn't get out of the way, so angry that she picked up the fist in her hand and smashed it at Tang Seng, saying, "Then I'll let you have trouble first." ”

After speaking, the best beauty's punch hit Tang Seng, of course Tang Seng would not let the beauty hit, and immediately avoided it, this avoidance made the best beauty unstable and planted forward.

Because the best beauty is wearing high heels, when she stumbles forward, her feet are unstable, and she immediately twists her right leg, and the brows of the painful beauty are wrinkled into a Sichuan character.

"Oops!" the best beauty immediately sat on the ground and cried out in pain.

Tang Seng and Zhu Bajie's eyes immediately fell on the beauties' skirts, and the beauties cared about whether they were gone or not because of the pain.

This time, Tang Seng and Zhu Bajie can be described as a feast for their eyes, and the two of them suddenly felt that the mortal world was good, if this was in the heavenly court, it would definitely not be encountered, as for the Western Heaven World, you don't have to think about it.

When the beauty saw Tang Seng and Zhu Bajie's eyes, she immediately found that she was gone, scolded the hooligan, and then immediately put her legs together, so that Tang Seng and Zhu Bajie could not see the scenery inside.

Seeing this, Tang Seng, a cheekless guy, also came to Amitabha.

"Female donor, now believe the words of the poor monk, the poor monk has long said that you have a bad omen, I am afraid that something bad will come, you still don't believe it, now it is time to believe the words of the poor monk. Tang Seng said.

Zhu Bajie also took the opportunity to say: "Beauty, you can let my master solve it for you." ”

"Female donor, Bajie is right, the evil omen on your face has not dissipated, let us resolve it for you. Tang Seng said with a wicked smile.

Shao Yitian on the side saw Tang Seng and Zhu Bajie so shameless, and immediately embarrassed, compared with these two people, he was completely insignificant.

Alas, Shao Yitian originally thought that his skin was thick enough, but when he saw Tang Seng and their performance tonight, he suddenly felt that his skin was still too thin.

When the best beauty heard this, she glared at Tang Seng and Zhu Bajie angrily, and said, "You two hurry up and get out of the way for me, if you don't get out of the way, I'll call someone!"

Tang Seng said: "Female donor, it's useless to call people, your bad omen can only be resolved by poor monks, so let's let the poor monks come." ”

"Get out!" The best beauty was so angry that she immediately wanted to stand up and punch Tang Seng, but because she was wearing that kind of tight little skirt, this suddenly came together, only to hear the sound of cloth tearing, it turned out that the skirt was unbearable to the pressure of the beauty's fragrant buttocks, and finally cracked.

At this moment, the best beauty was so frightened that she didn't dare to stand up anymore, and she was a dead person.

Tang Seng and Zhu Bajie heard this voice as if they heard the sound of heaven, and their eyes were full of green light.

"This female benefactor, you see that you don't listen to the poor monk, now you know the consequences, come and let the poor monk see if your skirt is bad, if it is serious, the poor monk will take off his clothes and give it to you. Tang Seng said.

"Get out!" The best beauty didn't know what blood mold she had poured tonight, and she actually ran into such a superb scoundrel.

"Female donor, the poor monk is kind enough to help you, not only do you not appreciate the poor monk, but also scold the poor monk, which makes the poor monk very sad and disappointed. Tang Seng sighed and said.

Shao Yitian really couldn't stand it anymore, so he stepped forward and said, "Brother Tang, let's go, don't embarrass others." ”

"Xiao Shao, how can this be called embarrassing? The poor monk is trying to dispel the bad omen for this female benefactor. Tang Seng said seriously.

Zhu Bajie also said: "Yes, Xiao Shao, my master is indeed resolving the evil omen for this female benefactor, of course, provided that she is willing to let us unravel her evil omen." ”

As he spoke, Zhu Bajie's eyes immediately fell on the pair of beautiful women's peaks.

Damn, you are going to lie to the ghost, the ghost believes your words, you are afraid that you want to understand the evil omen of this beauty, right?

"Beauty, are your legs okay, do you want to call an ambulance?" Shao Yitian saw that the beauty's face was very unsightly, and he looked pained.

The beauty glanced at Shao Yitian and learned that Shao Yitian and Zhu Bajie were in a gang, and immediately recognized Shao Yitian as a bad person.

The beauty said angrily: "Don't pretend to be a good person here, you guys hurry up!"

Well, the dog bites Lu Dongbin and doesn't know the hearts of good people, which is all to blame for Tang Seng and Zhu Bajie.

"Did you two hear that, others told us to get out, let's stop standing here, let's get out!" Shao Yitian said angrily.

Hearing Shao Yitian's words, Zhu Bajie and Tang Seng immediately shook their heads and said: "Xiao Shao, we monks must have a benevolent person, we can't see death without help, you see that this female donor's feet are already very swollen, don't let me go to reduce the swelling of the female donor's legs." ”

After Tang Seng finished speaking, he looked at the beauty and said: "Female donor, as long as your legs are rubbed, it will be fine soon, let the poor monk come and rub it for you." ”

Where would the beauty not know that Tang Seng rubbed his feet was fake, and it was true to take the opportunity to eat his own tofu, of course she was unwilling.

Seeing this, Tang Seng immediately said: "Female donor, you don't have other ideas, in the eyes of poor monks, there is no difference between men and women, the Buddha said that all living beings are equal, so, in the eyes of poor monks, people have no gender, and there is no distinction between high and low." ”

"Hurry up and take your cousin away, Rory is so tired here, I'm annoyed!" the best beauty looked at Shao Yitian and said, mistaking the word Tang for a cousin.

Shao Yitian thought to himself, if I had such a cousin, Lao Tzu would immediately hide away.

To tell the truth, if Shao Yitian had known that Tang Seng and Zhu Bajie were virtuous, he would not have picked them up, so as not to make himself unhappy.

"I'm sorry, beauty, this monk is not my cousin, he is just surnamed Tang, so I call him Brother Tang, don't get me wrong, I don't have such a cousin. Shao Yitian explained.