Chapter 9 Earth Cannon, Hunger and Thirst
"How much does what skin cost? Just know how to play the game! ”
"What's wrong with playing games? Eat your rice? ”
"I didn't eat my rice, and it wasn't good. If I were you, even if I was playing games, I wouldn't have at least three subjects every semester. Do you really think that you really play games because you play games? It's not because you can't do anything else.
When you were a child, did your teacher tell your parents that you were very smart, but you just didn't like to study?
Do you really think that you are very smart and have bad grades because you don't like to study?
Do you have to tell your parents directly that your child is stupid so that you can recognize the reality? ”
"You're stupid!" Jiang Daqiao huffed but weakly counterattacked.
Although the two of them were arguing at high frequency, they both held their phones tightly with their hands and stared at the screen with their eyes glued. Although their mouths have been understanding, they have not moved their eyes except for the necessary physiological blinking.
The disgusted mayor pondered for a while and retorted, "Then you said this is not a skin!" It's not augmented reality, so what is it? ”
Huang Quan thought for a moment and said, "No matter how amazing the augmented reality technology is, you have to install software in your mobile phone!" Was your mobile phone secretly installed by Lao Xue, or was my mobile phone secretly taken away by Lao Xue?
So, this isn't Rausch augmented reality!
Let me tell you why the camera can capture it, but the human eye can't see it!
You studied biology when you were in junior high school, right?
Knowing that the visible light range visible to the human eye is only a very narrow area of the entire spectral frequency band, the rest is invisible light.
Even if it is placed in front of your eyes, you will be blind like a blind man.
Oh! I'm sorry! Forget that you don't study very well! If you say it like this, you may not understand it either.
I'll give you an example.
Surveillance cameras have seen it!
What if you get to a new situation where you're afraid of being filmed, but you can't see the camera with the naked eye?
Just take your phone out and set it to photo mode.
Where there is a camera, the infrared light that the camera cannot see with the naked eye will show a red dot on the screen.
All you have to do is find the red dot and cover it up, and you're protecting your privacy.
Listen well, learn well, it's all knowledge!
Do you understand? ”
"You are really experienced, Mr. Huang, I saw you on 91." Jiang Daqiao snorted.
"Concession, concession, someone wants to go to 91 and no one is with him."
"Old Xue! Tell me, what the hell is going on with your ball! Jiang Daqiao, who suffered a 10,000-point critical attack, shouted to Xue Wang, who was watching the ball with the naked eye on the side.
When he called out to Xue Wang, Xue Wang didn't hear it.
It's not that Xue Wang is obsessed with watching football, but he found that after gaining the knowledge of planetary astrology (master level), he doesn't watch football anymore.
Before he got it, he watched the ball like an ordinary person, and saw a beautiful young lady, but he simply felt that she was beautiful in appearance.
But after gaining the knowledge of planetary astrology (master level), although he still sees the same young lady, it is like evolving from an ordinary person to a doctor who has studied medicine for ten years and explained hundreds of general teachers.
As long as he glanced at it, what came into his eyes was no longer just the appearance of the young lady, and at the same time, all kinds of information that could not be seen by the naked eye also appeared in his mind.
This feeling is like a cow being solved, familiar with every part of the cow's body, and the knife is deadly.
Well......
However, Xue Wang will not dismantle the young lady, after all, he is not a pervert.
What he thinks about now is what the consequences will be if he dismantles the ball with his bare hands......
Perhaps, when the ball is blown up, he can also become the first person in history to dismantle the ball with his bare hands?
"Old Xue! Lao Xue! The mayor shouted at the top of his voice.
"Huh? What's wrong? Xue Wang finally came back to his senses.
"Tell me, what the hell is going on with your ball! Is it an augmented reality ball or a invisible light ball? ”
"I don't know ......" Xue Wang, who was fantasizing about dismantling the ball with his bare hands just now, didn't hear the argument between the two at all, regardless of thinking with his toes, neither of them would say anything nutritious, as long as he answered that he didn't know, it would be over.
"You don't know your balls? Are you the captain of the ball? Where did you get this ball? Jiang Daqiao asked.
"I bought it every day."
"Huh? And the gang is so forced? Huang Quan said.
"Xiao Huang, you have it! The last time you were greedy for cheap was not a bunch of condoms with holes? Almost killed a lot of people and scared you out of the fire? ”
"That'...... That's not to blame and evil, it's me...... I didn't see clearly that it was written on the special set for the second child......
And...... Don't laugh at me for being scared to pee......
This kind of thing......
If you suddenly know that you are going to be the father of more than ten women's children, will you panic? ”
"Young people like you are panicking, and mature people like me are panicking, of course they all want it!
If you think about it, more than a dozen children of the same age, how nice it is.
Needless to say, raise it until you are more than ten years old, and directly engage in two teams! Even the substitutes are there!
Doesn't the old saying say, brothers in battle?
The family went to play e-sports neatly, and there was a derby in the semifinals. Isn't it all your own business who wins and who loses?
It doesn't take much, it's enough to win a championship for seven or eight years. ”
"The beauty you think!" His arms were already a little sore, but Huang Quan, who was still watching the ball, asked Xue Wang, "Old Xue, do you still sell this ball?" ”
"It's gone, the shops are closed." Xue Wang replied.
"That's a shame! If I had you as a ball! What kind of girl can't be can't be can't? ”
"You think beautifully! This is Lao Xue's ball. Lao Xue deserves it, he has been unboxing for several years, and his efforts will pay off. Do you think about what you have been doing for more than a year other than eating, sleeping, walking, and breathing? Jiang Daqiao asked.
Huang Quan thought for a while and replied, "Flirting sister? ”
", you second uncle! Can you stop talking about that little thing in the crotch? ”
"yes...... I don't understand the sorrow of a virgin. After Huang Quan finished speaking, he realized that he seemed to be a little suspicious of the map cannon, and he hurriedly added, "Old Xue, I didn't say anything about you......"
Xue Wang, who has turned off his sense of hearing, is like a child who has obtained a beloved toy, obsessed with a ball full of information and extremely interesting.
At this time, Jiang Daqiao's mobile phone rang suddenly.
"! Who's bothering me to watch the game? "The call interface is covered with a photo interface, so Jiang Daqiao, who can't see the ball, is a little irritable.
"Don't swear! Civilized Ball Watching! Do you understand civilized football viewing!? Huang Quan added on the side.
Although Jiang Daqiao scolded very hotly, when he glanced at his mobile phone number and picked up the phone, his voice was extremely gentle, "Director Liu, what are you looking for me?" ”
Counselor Liu, who was on the other end of the phone, also changed his fiery temper in the past, and said very gently, "Daqiao! Is Xue Wang in the dormitory!? If he's there, ask him to come to my office. ”
"Yes, yes! I'll just talk to him! Jiang Daqiao didn't even cover the microphone, so he shouted loudly, "Old Xue, the counselor asked you to go to his office." ”
Xue Wang, who intelligently filtered useless information, naturally heard this useful sentence, and he said, "Well, I know, I'll go now." ”
After saying that, he began to put on his coat.
And as soon as he was distracted, the ball floating in the air automatically returned to his mind.
"Director Liu, Xue Wang, he's going to you." Jiang Daqiao hung up the call, looked at the camera interface, and suddenly shouted, "Where's the ball!" Where's my ball?! ”
secretly recorded Huang Quan on the side, pretending to be indifferent and said, "Mayor, let's stop watching the game, let's go to the counselor with Lao Xue." Maybe it's Pan Aimei's goods, and what kind of moth is there. ”
"But...... It's the first time Director Liu has spoken to me so gently......" Jiang Daqiao said.
"You've got a brain watt?" Hiding a knife in a smile knows how to cut! ”
"That's right! Lao Xue! I'll go with you!
Take a ...... Can I continue watching the game when I come back......"
The group of three walked neatly and embarked on the journey to the counselor's office.
Huang Quan held his mobile phone and sent a message to a girl who had not been picked up in bed before, "Ah Xueya! I have a big baby here, do you want to see it! ”
Then, he sent a video of the ball he had just recorded.
He muttered as he spoke, "I'm an earth cannon, I'm hungry and thirsty!" ”