Chapter 281: Yellow Clothes! Nine Yin True Scripture!
"Is that the zombie?" Li Chai looked at the sky, and those branches were still shaking slightly because of the friction!
"It... Did it run out? Li Chai seemed to ask and seemed to be talking to himself,
"It's probably going to a cave." Robb's black nails dug into the old man's head, and the old man twitched twice and fell to the ground.
"It's a burden to take him with you, let's hurry!"
Li Chai shook his head, "It's so cruel to your own relatives!" ”
The two turned back again, overcoming thorns and thorns all the way, their clothes were also scratched, Li Chai's scratched face was already swollen, and the corpse poison spread on his face, "Why don't you go back first and find some glutinous rice to compress, or see your mother-in-law's person, it's not good to break the appearance!" ”
Li Chai covered his fat face, "I'm going to kill it!" ”
At the mouth of the cave, there was a woman standing in Yingying, who was the woman Robb had saved.
And behind her, there is a man standing!
The man's head was hidden behind the woman, as if he was ashamed to see anyone.
Then, holding the woman's neck, she "kissed" it.
"Not good!" But it's too late.
The man bowed his head, dressed in a wide robe, and raised his hand to signal the two of them not to come closer!
You think you're a traffic light, I'll stop if I stop, I'll do it!
Robb flew up, and the man didn't care about him, holding the dead woman, gently placing her on the ground, and then slowly raising his head.
What a beautiful man! It's just that the skin is a little sickly white.
"There is Brother Laotai, help her die completely!"
The man did it! Urbane.
"You're a zombie?" Robb asked.
"I want you to think I'm human, ordinary people!"
The man was burdened behind his back, reserved and conceited.
"And who are you?"
"Huang Mianzhong!"
"I don't know!"
"Yellow Clothes!" The man added, his coat swaying in the wind.
"Damn, you wrote the 'Nine Yin True Scripture'? You're a master of Ouchi! Li Chai said adoringly.
Huang Shang said arrogantly, "Those are all written blindly, and I am a civil official in the inner house!" ”
"You are self-taught, both internal and external, and you are also a peerless master, and you also wrote the "Longevity Daozang" by you?"
"Yes, so I learned the art of longevity."
"Isn't it just using the blood of mountain spirits to change your life, you are also a zombie!" Li Chai reminded.
"Hey, how ignorant the world is, Taoist mysteriousness, also lies in the ever-changing, not limited to the book Chinese characters, this is the enlightenment!" Zombies are just the second stage of my transformation into a human, and the ultimate goal is to be flesh and blood, and immortal! ”
"So you've got a solution?"
"It's good to be able to bring me back to life, the next step, let's think about it slowly, I believe I can find a way to live forever, not in the form of such a zombie, it's too ugly!"
"There can be no ghosts after the founding of the country!" Li Chai pointed at him and said.
"Ignorance, I said, in the end my goal is to become human."
Robb didn't want to kill him anymore because he also wanted to be human, and when he heard the ancient big V say that zombies were too ugly, he became suspicious of his body.
"With hyaluronic acid, you can freeze your age!" Li Chai sneered, "Do you still need to look for it in the Dao Treasure?" ”
"Can you live forever?"
“。。。”
"If you want to be a human being, you have to accept birth, old age, sickness and death, you want to live forever, and you want to be a human being, a little greedy, right?"
"Why can those so-called immortals in Heavenly Court do it, why do they have to be superior, and why do they pretend to be merciful, me! Why not? ”
Luo Bo was speechless when he was refuted, he really hated those officials of the Heavenly Court, if he kept this genius, maybe he could really find another way and find a way!
However, he is a murderer!
Li Chai tugged at the corner of his clothes, "This person doesn't care about the mysteries of the light path, he is also a great poet, a great poet, or a martial arts master, don't you want to kill him, he doesn't kill me!" Damn, what's going on, in a broken grave, there is actually a martial arts master, handsome and talented, if I had half of him, I would have been an Internet celebrity a long time ago, it's really more popular than people! “
Huang Sheng looked at the dead woman with sadness in her eyes, "I'm sorry, I can't kill you either, so that I can finally take on a human form, please put her and the mountain keeper in my coffin, and then come to the cave to find me!" ”
Robb listened to his polite and unquestionable request, and felt amused, "How did you know that we were going to the tomb to find you, so you came out early." ”
"I was only one living person away, and I was able to transform from a flying corpse to a human form, and the people in this mountain have long been sucked out by me, as for why I know that you are coming, it's very simple, those mountain monsters you let go, of course, there are my henchmen, and they told me after running out of the cave, the old man guarding the mountain thought that I didn't know that he didn't work hard, I knew it, but I just pity his life!"
Robb listened to his contradictory words. "You keep a puppet, but you kill all the people in the mountains, is this called mercy?"
"I won't listen to you!" Robb said coldly.
"You can't beat me!" Huang Shang said faintly, "If you are obedient and understand the mysteries of life with me in this cave, I can use you as a test to make you less painful!" ”
Robb seems to have heard the funniest thing about him!
I actually want to use myself as a guinea pig for experiments!
Huang Shang continued, "We are both zombies, both flesh and blood, wouldn't it be better to use you as an experiment? ”
"Then I'm talking about you winning the battle!"
Robb stretched out his five fingers and took the yellow face door.
The man was really like the kung fu master on TV, he shook it and stood on the branch, "Hey, why is it too anxious to fry each other!" "A look of regret!
Rob doesn't care about him, "Who is frying with you!" Dead perverted! ”
He split the trees with his palm, and the yellow clothes fell lightly and delicately in front of him, "We can be good friends!" ”
"You still know modern vocabulary?" Robb grabbed him, and Huang Sheng was not shocked, "You can't kill me." ”
Every time he meets a powerful character, he will say this sentence to Robb provocatively, and for this sentence, Robb has already had internal injuries.
I don't take zombies seriously.
"I can't kill you, but I'm going to fuck you!"
After Robb finished speaking, his fingers stuck left and right on him.
Huang Shang's body was full of holes, he suddenly broke away from Luo Bo's shackles, and there were words in his mouth, "The current Taoist is really not as good as the generation, and he will use brute force, let you see the essence of the ancient Taoism!" ”
After he finished speaking, those ancient trees fell down in unison, and they all smashed towards Robb.
Robb is not even afraid of the Ferris wheel, how can he be afraid of a few trees, and resist hard, but he didn't expect that those branches were like human arms, all moving freely, holding Robb, Rob, and his body was slowly squeezed into the trunk.
Li Chai was so frightened that he rolled down the mountain, "Damn! The Treant pet is here, MA MAX +5%, Strength +8, Intelligence +8, Movement Speed +1, increasing the player's damage by 20%!