203 The Sincere Sister Paper That Kills All Mankind in Seconds (Four Watches)
[This chapter is to make up for last month's pink 120 plus more, let's be diligent, come on, come on, praise ~~]
"Mom, Mom, stop being angry, stop being angry, get angry and hurt your body~!" The son and daughter-in-law were busy comforting the old lady, but the old lady's granddaughter couldn't stand it, she glared unhappily, "You girl really has no tutor, do you know how to respect the old and love the young~!" ”
"Yes." Xiao Jingchen had a big head and big eyes blinked, "I'm younger than you, you should take care of me, but you accuse me of not having a tutor, and you don't know how to respect the old and love the young, and you are even more uneducated" You ······ The little girl always remembers to maintain her ladylike demeanor to leave a good impression on the Bai family, and she must not be unscrupulous with Xiao Jingchen, her angry face turned white, but she swallowed the dirty words back.
The White Lotus girl also opened her mouth, her smile was gentle, kind and beautiful, "This child is really sharp-toothed. ”
Xiao Jingchen turned his head, showed his mouth full of white rice teeth at the girl, and smiled sincerely, "Yes, I have also bitten human bones!" ”
Lotus Girl: "......"
Grandma Bai tried her best to hold back the laughter, so that her white and chubby face was distorted into a flower roll, Bai Lejing propped her elbows on her knees, covered her mouth with her palms, trembled all over, lowered her head and pretended to be deep, the three teenagers hid behind the sofa, sitting on the ground and laughing silently.
The big study was much more unscrupulous, the wild laughter almost lifted the roof, Bai Weichen simply knelt on the ground and pounded the ground while laughing, Bai Youjing and Xia Lingzhi even laughed on the coffee table, like two dead dogs who couldn't get up for a long time.
The second uncle, Bai Yijing, wiped his tears and said, "Xiaojing, to tell the truth, even if she grows from a loli to a girl, Jingchen is still as cute and cute as ever, sincere enough to kill all mankind Bai Xijing hooked the corners of his mouth, and his mood was sunny, "Of course, I don't look at who raised it." ”
The second aunt, Zhuo Mei, put away her convulsive smile and said seriously, "What's the matter with that 'biting people's bones?' ”
"Poof-" Bai Xijing covered her laughter and said, "Once when she was playing with Dashan Xiaoshan, she accidentally bit off Dashan's wrist bone. ”
"Biting ......??" Everyone had a convulsion~!
Bai Xijing nodded, with a serious smile in his voice, "Dashan was afraid that her fists would be too heavy and her kicks would be too hard, so he told her that she was not allowed to use her hands or feet, and then ······ The dust was purified with the teeth in the mouth! ”
Crowd: "······" Dashan tube, your pain has made our joy today In short, Xiao Jingchen said a few words to the girl who tried to replace herself as the granddaughter of the Bai family and the girl who tried to replace herself to accompany her stupid father, the old lady was so angry that her blood pressure soared, to say that she was really in good health, she was still energetic and full of confidence.
"Big brother, you just watch this little girl bully your sister-in-law, you don't even say a word."
The old lady roared hysterically, and following the direction of her gaze, Xiao Jingchen finally realized who the old lady was talking about "big brother", so the sister paper suddenly turned her head to look at Grandpa Bai, "Grandpa, grandpa, your sister bullied her granddaughter, what should you do?" ”
Grandpa Bai: "What to do with ......, cold salad~!
Of course, Grandpa Bai would not bear to hit his granddaughter, he took a deep breath and said earnestly, "Jingchen, your grandmother is in charge of the family." ”
The male protagonist and the female protagonist are the motto of Grandpa Bai, the motto~!
This is equivalent to vaguely telling the old lady that everything is still what Grandma Bai said, and the old lady's face is immediately gloomy, gloomy and desperate.
Xiao Jingchen decisively turned his head back and looked at Grandma Bai, "Grandma, grandma······"
Without waiting for her to finish speaking, Grandma Bai decisively picked up the vacuum cleaner hidden behind the sofa and hit a few "guests", "Get out of you, the old lady has endured it for a long time, and it has been broken off forty or fifty years ago, you guys still have a face to go to the door, eat the meals I carefully prepared to treat my son, daughter-in-law and grandson, drink the wine I treasure to celebrate the New Year, sit on the sofa that I worked hard to wipe and maintain, you dare to scold my baby in front of me, is it really a vegetarian, get out~, get out~, get out~, don't roll, The old lady will not be able to roll you for the rest of your life.
As I said before, Grandma Bai was born as a bandit, once she launched a rush, Grandpa Bai didn't dare to say anything, the simple vacuum cleaner danced was more murderous than the Yang family gun, and the best old lady was used to being pampered, where had I seen such a shrew posture with a torn face, Shenma was brainless and cheeky Shenma Yaowu turned into a floating cloud, she screamed and rushed out of Baifu, followed by the four juniors who fled in embarrassment.
Grandma Bai threw the door with a "clang", took a deep breath, threw away the vacuum cleaner, hugged Xiao Jingchen for a while and kissed her, "Ouch~, grandma's good granddaughter feed, good boy, cry angrily, grandma really hurts you to death~!" ”
Xiao Jingchen blinked her eyes suspiciously, letting her grandmother love her as a baby, she didn't understand at all that she had done something that Shenma could cry about others, she had always only told the truth, and absolutely did not contain any conspiracy and tricks twisting and turning sincere truths, thinking that Shenma would say Shenma, but the more so, the more unexpected results can be obtained.
If you don't understand, you don't want to, the sister paper turned the doubts into floating clouds in a blink of an eye, her eyebrows and eyes were bent into a crescent moon, she pursed her lips and laughed out of two small dimples, and the cute bun looked like a cute bun, and the silk sister paper with sharp words before was definitely not a person.
The people in the big study are watching the replay and counting the truth to determine whether the game is won or lost.
"Me?" "Then you're not leaving?" "This is my grandparents' house, grandparents have driven me away, why should I leave?" "Grandpa and grandma Mu have driven me away, I don't have to go, grandma has already driven you, you don't want to leave for the gods? The teacher said that you must be honest and shameful, and there is no good end to begging for nothing. ”
Brother Bai Xuchen smiled softly and said modestly, "A total of four sentences, I'm sorry, I won~!" ”
(Although the last long sentence should be two sentences according to punctuation, it is actually counted as one sentence when it comes out of the mouth.) )
Everyone collectively despised the obscure Bai Xuchen, and said in unison, "Cut~~~"
The third uncle, Bai Youjing, patted Bai Xijing's shoulder, as if comforting, "Don't worry, we won't despise you for not knowing your daughter." ”
Bai Xijing pushed his glasses, and his smile was calm and calm, "I thought that only by driving people out of the door would be KO." ”
Bai Youjing: "......"
Everyone heard Bai Xijing's words, so everyone turned their heads and replayed them again, adding the previous four sentences......
"Yes." "I'm younger than you, you should love me, but you accuse me of not having a tutor, and you don't know how to respect the old and love the young, and you are even more uneducated~!" "yes, I've even broken people's bones!" "Grandpa, grandpa, what should you do if your sister bullies her granddaughter?" "Grandma, grandma......"
The last sentence didn't finish before the grandmother acted, before and after adding up, no more, no less, exactly eight and a half sentences, and the only one who guessed the answer correctly was only ......
Everyone invariably looked up at the circle where Bai Xijing's head shone brightly, and Phnom Penh really deserved to be the twenty-four filial daughters who controlled their fathers, and they understood the sister paper thoroughly, one in place, it was simply a divine logic, there was wood~!
Xiao Jingchen was rewarded by Grandma Bai for her outstanding performance, she sat on the sofa, holding chopsticks, and ate dumplings in two bites, which were called hey, vegan dumplings, and her mouth was full of water, and her big eyes flashed full of love and desire for food, and her little ears trembled and listened to other people's conversations word for word, as for how much to remember and how much to understand······ Then it depends on the blessing of the Buddha to the level of the divine horse!
The best old lady is indeed the sister of Grandpa Bai, her sister is a person from the capital, her identity and family status are not low, she is used to being the master of the house, and she looks like she is the only one in heaven and on earth wherever she goes.
Grandma Bai is a bandit, Grandpa Bai is a son of a famous family, although the two did not fall in love at first sight, but they also have deep roots, normally speaking, the gap in identity will make their love road quite bumpy...... But only in "normal" conditions.
The Bai family in Shangjing is very interesting, they don't allow Grandpa Bai to be with a female bandit, but they didn't have good words to dissuade Grandpa Bai and didn't do everything they could to break up the two, they only had one sentence from beginning to end - "Want to be together?" It's okay as long as you get out of the Bai family. ”
If you are reluctant to give up the glory and wealth of the Bai family, then, in order to maintain the reputation of the young master of the Bai family, the young master must personally send the female bandit to prison and let her accept the punishment of the law - the sanction of the god horse, with the Bai family ginseng, it is absolutely shot.
Dwarf oil~, isn't this a clear effort to force Grandpa Bai to leave the family~!
So, Grandpa Bai didn't say a word, took Grandma Bai away, came to S City from Shangjing, and everything started again.
Originally, this was just a very cliché story of the eldest young master and the female thief, but the wonderful was in the back, Grandma Bai was moved by Grandpa Bai's true feelings, decisively retired to the rivers and lakes, and devoted herself to her husband and children.
The Bai family in Beijing saw the value of Grandpa Bai, and wanted to get him back to the capital and let him take the political line, and he would definitely have a bright future in the future, but Grandpa Bai was not happy, you forced us to get out of the country back then, and now you want us to go back? I'm sorry, I'm far away, I can't go back~!
Then, five-year-old Bai Xijing had an accident, although the mastermind was a fish that slipped through the net under the felons who had been sentenced to be shot by Grandpa Bai, but he and Grandma Bai both knew that there was a shadow of the Bai family in Beijing behind this, but they were too obscure, there was no conclusive evidence, and they couldn't come to the door to ask for an explanation.
That accident almost ruined Bai Xijing, Bai Xijing was sent to Bodhi Temple, ten years later, he took the initiative to ask to study abroad, no one knows what he has experienced, and no one knows what he has done and learned, another ten years, he returned to Huaxia, and became the uncrowned king of S City without anyone noticing, and when the central government reacted, they had lost control over S City, the largest and most prosperous economic center metropolis in China, and could no longer move a cent.
The story is not long, but it has spanned more than 40 years, and the teenagers have also understood what is the swelling of that superb brain-dead old woman?
To put it simply, the generation of the Bai family in Shangjing is not as good as the generation, although the reputation is still there, but it is already strong and strong, and it is about to fall out of the circle of famous families, so they thought of Grandpa Bai, who is full of dragons and phoenixes, after all, everyone is surnamed Bai, and they have not done anything to persecute Grandpa Bai, it is he who wants to leave the family, as for Bai Xijing's accident······ Who can prove that they have a relationship?
As long as you don't tear your face, everything has room for redemption~!
After listening to Grandma Bai's crackling machine gun-like narration, the young people of the Bai family sacrificed their middle fingers together, even the calmest Bai Xuchen and the most calm Bai Zechen were no exception, the four older cousins said they were very happy, fortunately they were admitted to the university in Beijing, and the three younger cousins said they were very happy, fortunately they planned to be admitted to the university in Beijing, and the little cousin said that they were very happy - the dumplings were so delicious!!