The thing that Hua Yu figured out was actually very simple, that is, no matter what, she still lives in Shen Yu's body, and what she is holding is also Shen Yu's identity. So no matter how hard she works, when she counts the credit, it will be counted on Shen Yu's head.

She was so angry that even the tip of her nose was swollen red, and she counted me down as she walked aggrievedly, and finally stomped her foot, angry.

"Recuperate! Rest! That's right, why did this princess solve the case! Walk! What are you doing when you go home! Let's play! ”

In this way, the remaining half of the day simply became the "Asura Carnival".

Hua Hu pestered me to go to the bar first, and then to all kinds of parties, eating, drinking, jumping, scolding, and playing happily. I thought I would be able to take a break, but in the end - more tired than solving the case.

Unexpectedly, more tiring things are still to come.

The same was true for the next few days, when the two women "could not see each other in old age", so they had to fight each other in the air - the only link between them was me......

This became the "Russo-Japanese War" of the early 20th century, when the two imperialist countries were torn apart, but the battlefield was chosen on the territory of the Qing Dynasty, and the corrupt and incompetent Qing government declared "neutrality" by its mother.

And my situation is the same as that of the Qing government back then.

Because the two aunts and grandmothers took turns fighting fiercely, and the situation of the battle was ever-changing, I can only briefly describe the general situation here.

The days of Hua Hu's presence were very simple, that is, drinking and jumping day and night. I didn't talk about spending money after me, and I had to keep this savage princess poking out of the basket, both my heart and my mood were so tired.

I feel like I'm about to become a okapi, I eat messily, I sleep less, and I can only take a break while chasing the drama, it's really miserable.

What was terrible was that I had to face Shen Yu's anger the next day. She is either as cold as a knife, or as irritable as thunder, and I can't comfort her even when I'm lying on my stomach and kneeling.

What's even more terrifying is that these two aunts and grandmothers also "inherited" each other.

Shen Yu immersed himself in water before midnight to scare Hua Yu, and Hua Yu, seeing that his state was about to switch, simply poured a bottle of beer on himself, so that Shen Yu was not in a hurry to dodge.

After a few days of fighting, the two have become like fire and water, although there is no hatred of taking his wife, nor is there the hatred of killing his father, but the anger between the two has reached the realm of rebellion.

The most terrifying thing is that the two of them can't tear each other apart in person, and they can't abuse their precious bodies, so they can only take their resentment on me. Basically, every night before 11 o'clock, I have to turn on my phone's recording device and help this person record a curse for another person.

"Tell that frigidity, this princess drank half a ton of beer and ten catties of beef today, and Ming'er will become a fat woman as soon as she opens her eyes, hahaha!" Hua Hu smiled evilly.

"Becoming a fat woman won't do you any good yourself, right?" I interrupted her and asked rhetorically.

"This princess can digest it, I'm afraid of a bird! My dear, you continue to open the recording, I have one last word - I want to greet her second uncle! ”

"She doesn't have a second uncle."

"I know, I have to say hello too-frigidity, your second uncle!"

……

"You told her this swear word, right?" Shen Yu looked at me coldly.

"Wronged! Princess! ”

"What? You call me Princess?! You've got a show! ”

“…… Wronged, Ancestors! ”

"It's tolerable, it's unbearable! Tell that traverse scum that I'm going to drown her tonight! And you, you are a tiger, get away today, don't pay attention to me! ”

……

23:58.

"Come here, honey." Hua Fu burped and hooked his little finger to call me.

"Spare me! You two don't fight each other anymore, okay? ”

"Dead cold, dare to put my head in the toilet and pour dirty water into me. I'm going to have to clean her up! ”

"Please, don't hurt each other anymore, okay? Hurt others and hurt yourself. ”

"You're right."

"Oh, it's still the princess who is generous, have you figured it out?" I was relieved.

"Yes, I figured it out, this time I only hurt her, not myself - you come here, put your hand on my chest."

"Are you crazy?! She's going to break my bones when she comes out! ”

"Don't let it go, huh? If you don't let me go, I'll use sorcery to stick your hands on your chest for a day. ”

"Don't, don't, let it go."

"Put it away! Stick tight, I'm good at seconds! ”

……

0:00:00 minutes, 0 seconds.

I counted the seconds and retracted my hand suddenly, but as soon as I shrank three centimeters, I was seen by Shen Yu.

"What are you doing?! You just took advantage of me, didn't you?! ”

"Wronged, Gong...... Lord! ”

"Then you are sneaky, and you still put your hands in such a posture, what do you mean?!"

"I was forced!"

"Oh, forced, you must be so happy, you almost got a nosebleed, right?"

"Wronged! I'm honestly scared ......."

Bang!

My eyes were full of gold stars, and Shen Yu smashed his fist on my nose, and two streams of blood suddenly flowed out.

"Don't panic, do you want to have a nosebleed, I'll help you with a ride!"

……

I can't figure out why some men come up, no matter what 3721 can directly open the harem.

Look at me like this, a woman's two brains make me physically and mentally tormented, every day is in dire straits, I can't live if I want to, I can't die. If this really opens the harem, I must not be broken into a cellular state.

I also persuaded Shen Yu, after all, she is a human being, and she is also a rational human being.

"What are you competing with her, she's not very human—besides, don't we have a big deal to investigate about the black ship or something?"

Shen Yu was sitting there, probably thinking hard about how to dig a pit for Hua Yu tomorrow.

She listened to me and turned her head with her eyes squinted.

"You know a yarn! The black boat is a long-term concern, and the woman's affairs are near-term worries! One is a disease of elbows and armpits, and the other is a problem of henchmen, do you understand? ”

"But ......"

"You want to be a lobbyist for her again, huh? Shut up! ”

……

I was standing in front of the washstand in the bathroom.

I didn't think about drowning myself in the basin, but looking at the dark circles under my eyes that almost dragged down to my chin in the mirror, looking at the already jagged skinny bones on my body, and thinking about my shriveled wallet, I felt that if I continued like this, there was only one ending waiting for me—being crippled, brokenhearted, withered, and a little back.

I can't live like this anymore.

I am also a human being, I am also a man, I am not a slave of these two women, let alone their plaything.

Where there is oppression, there is resistance!

Damn, Lao Tzu must cheer up, he must rise up, some things have to be clear with them!

I was cheering myself up in the mirror, and Hua suddenly opened the door and poked a head in from the outside: "Honey, haven't you finished washing yet?" Yesterday I told Chang Shan that I would try his new wine today. ”

I pulled the bath towel over the key parts, but my feet slipped and I almost fell on my stomach, and the momentum I had just drummed up suddenly disappeared.

Hua Fei looked at me and giggled.

I couldn't help but complain: "Princess, how many times have I told you, there is a difference between men and women, the next time you come in, remember to knock on the door, and then say anything, you can just shout outside, I can hear it." ”

"Cut, look what's wrong, it's not like I haven't seen it."

"I've seen your sister! I've never seen it before! Don't talk nonsense! Spread it out and let her know, you have to kill me! ”

"Okay." Hua Hu whispered affectionately and said, "Then when are you going to wash it, I'm going to eat Bafang with a big mouth tonight!" ”

She crossed her waist and pouted, looking determined, but she just wouldn't close the door and go out.

Yes, it's this set again - accept it with an open mind and resolutely not change.

"Hey, I just learned this cute tone in a variety show, right?" She played with her body, and screamed, "Ouch, dear, hurry up, people can't wait." ”

Looking at Hua's twisted posture and lame coquettishness, my heart did not fluctuate, and I even wanted to laugh a little.

"Please, go out first, I'll be right away."

I finally coaxed Hua Hu out, I got dressed and walked out of the bathroom, and before she could say anything, I lay down on the sofa: "I'm going to sleep today, and I will never drink with you again." ”